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By *cottishcherry OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

ayrshire

Dare to share?

Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop!

Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental

Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I was getting head from a partner many years ago and let out a little bum pump.

Nothing was said about it and he carried on what a trooper!

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By *ndymac888Man
8 weeks ago

Dumbarton


"Dare to share?

Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop!

Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental

Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol"

Probably a freak paint accident that covered my cock and balls in paint, got taken to the hospital and paraded about like a dope for the amusement of the staff, they were subtle and nice about but I knew what they were upto lol.

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By *ndymac888Man
8 weeks ago

Dumbarton


"I was getting head from a partner many years ago and let out a little bum pump.

Nothing was said about it and he carried on what a trooper!"

Marriage material 😂

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By *cottishcherry OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

ayrshire


"I was getting head from a partner many years ago and let out a little bum pump.

Nothing was said about it and he carried on what a trooper!"

Lol did you meet again

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By *cottishcherry OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

ayrshire


"Dare to share?

Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop!

Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental

Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol

Probably a freak paint accident that covered my cock and balls in paint, got taken to the hospital and paraded about like a dope for the amusement of the staff, they were subtle and nice about but I knew what they were upto lol."

Lol why did you need hospital wee dip in turps sorted

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By *ndymac888Man
8 weeks ago

Dumbarton


"Dare to share?

Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop!

Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental

Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol

Probably a freak paint accident that covered my cock and balls in paint, got taken to the hospital and paraded about like a dope for the amusement of the staff, they were subtle and nice about but I knew what they were upto lol.

Lol why did you need hospital wee dip in turps sorted "

It was at work and the poor girl that was the on paper first aider obviously wanted nothing to do with it, but was nice enough to raise the incident 😂

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By *cottishcherry OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

ayrshire


"Dare to share?

Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop!

Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental

Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol

Probably a freak paint accident that covered my cock and balls in paint, got taken to the hospital and paraded about like a dope for the amusement of the staff, they were subtle and nice about but I knew what they were upto lol.

Lol why did you need hospital wee dip in turps sorted

It was at work and the poor girl that was the on paper first aider obviously wanted nothing to do with it, but was nice enough to raise the incident 😂"

Lol how many days off did you manage to get

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By *ndymac888Man
8 weeks ago

Dumbarton


"Dare to share?

Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop!

Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental

Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol

Probably a freak paint accident that covered my cock and balls in paint, got taken to the hospital and paraded about like a dope for the amusement of the staff, they were subtle and nice about but I knew what they were upto lol.

Lol why did you need hospital wee dip in turps sorted

It was at work and the poor girl that was the on paper first aider obviously wanted nothing to do with it, but was nice enough to raise the incident 😂

Lol how many days off did you manage to get"

Zero lol, like you said it was an easy fix I got a quick sponge bath in white spirit and was back for a late lunch.

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By *.M79Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

Back in the days when I played football I couldn't get deep heat spray so i got a stick broke some off to rub on my legs n stupidly didn't wash my hands after it and a wee bit later on the pitch I had to adjust the meat n 2 veg fast forward 5 mins I had to run into the shower trying to wash it off, balls burning eyes watering with my bastard teammates calling me Gerry Lee Lewis for weeks after it

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By *ouie69Woman
8 weeks ago

west lothian

I've posted this on forum before

When I was first on here I met a guy a few times he was a single parent after a few hotel meets I felt comfortable enough to go to his house

So am on all fours he's going like a train Living room door opens and standing there is his 5 yr old daughter saying all the noise has woken her up

Turns out his mum had let him down and he didn't want to cancel

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I was getting head from a partner many years ago and let out a little bum pump.

Nothing was said about it and he carried on what a trooper!

Lol did you meet again"
Yeah a few times after nothing was ever said

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I've posted this on forum before

When I was first on here I met a guy a few times he was a single parent after a few hotel meets I felt comfortable enough to go to his house

So am on all fours he's going like a train Living room door opens and standing there is his 5 yr old daughter saying all the noise has woken her up

Turns out his mum had let him down and he didn't want to cancel "

That sounds like a nightmare

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Back in the days when I played football I couldn't get deep heat spray so i got a stick broke some off to rub on my legs n stupidly didn't wash my hands after it and a wee bit later on the pitch I had to adjust the meat n 2 veg fast forward 5 mins I had to run into the shower trying to wash it off, balls burning eyes watering with my bastard teammates calling me Gerry Lee Lewis for weeks after it "

Ouchhhhhh

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By *inkys_profileWoman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂"

Oh wow! Happy ending though

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By *inkys_profileWoman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂

Oh wow! Happy ending though "

Happy ending the next morning 😂 xxx

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂

Oh wow! Happy ending though

Happy ending the next morning 😂 xxx"

Woohooooo

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By *assy LassieWoman
8 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂"

The things ye bond over 🙈🤣

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By *inkys_profileWoman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂

The things ye bond over 🙈🤣"

What can I say? I have my talents 😂

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By *hortyscotWoman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

The bed broke. Like, actually collapsed on the floor. We carried on

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By *loodmoon101Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

The one of many that I have had the one that springs to mind is my partner and I going at it like rabbits on the new sheep skin rug in living room and my gran walked in and walk right past us just saying would like a cuppa as she closed the kitchen door

You could have light the street with how red and flushed we both were

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By *ngelkDevilCouple
8 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Years ago met old friends of ours at an apartment in Aberdeen. We started playing about 9pm and Finnished up about 3.30am. Not 2 minutes after they left we got a phone call from the front desk to ask us to keep the noise down as they had a few complaints, to which we said sorry and went to sleep. Skip to next morning when we went to breakfast as we left the room a young family came out of next door. And to make it worse we were seated right next to each other at breakfast.

Also same couple in Glasgow and another apartment meet short story after another fun filled night we received a phone call from the apartments to say we were being charged £200 for urinating on the bed,couch,table ect. Needless to say we both invested in wet sheets after that.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Aged 17 before I met my ex I was seeing a guy, we were at it like rabbits the condom came off inside me we realised straight away and stopped.

He had to fish around for what felt like an eternity it was right at the top close to my cervix and his fingers weren't long.

I was mortified at the time but thankful that things could have been worse

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By *-marks-the-gspotMan
7 weeks ago

kirkcaldy

A few years ago, I was getting a handjob, she pulled lube out of her bedside table, applied a good handful of the stuff and went to work, after a couple of minutes I started to feel a bit of heat down there, but just went with it, thought it was maybe a tingle lube or something, a couple of minutes go by and she like your getting so big, which I took as a compliment, throbbing hard and tingling I was having a great time, it was then I noticed that I was getting pretty big, abnormally big, to this day I don’t know what the hell it was, but I had an allergic reaction to the lube, my dick had swollen to twice the size!!!!! I’m not the biggest, maybe a solid 6 and a half inches, with a decent bit of girth, but this was something else, actually regret not taking pictures now, but it looked like a baby elephant had been stung by a bee🤣 she’s still going at it thinking she was just that good. Didn’t take long before she climbed aboard and tried to ride me……problem was it wouldn’t fit 😭had swollen so much she couldn’t actually take it thankfully this lady had a very wide mouth and finished the job….. she did happen to share this story with a few of her friends and I got a lot of attention for a while….. to this day she still thinks she is just that good 🤣

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By *igNazMan
1 week ago

Dumfries

Like troopers 🤣🤣

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