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"The very first meet i arranged on here 15 year ago , had a video call with him.he looked lovely and we seemed to get on , so I bit the bullet and arranged a meet for that day ... Chap at the door , I answered it and was baffled because the guy stood infront of me was 25+ years older than the guy from the video call .. turned out he used his sons pics and even got him to speak to me over video . He got sent away wae a flea in his ear .. luckily never to be seen again . " Omg that's brutal, like do they think ur gona forget that they aren't the person u thought they were and just go with the flow 🙈. After I said no thank u he had the balls 2 say he thinks I should give it a go i might change my mind 🤮🤢. Delusional some of these men 🤣 | |||
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"The very first meet i arranged on here 15 year ago , had a video call with him.he looked lovely and we seemed to get on , so I bit the bullet and arranged a meet for that day ... Chap at the door , I answered it and was baffled because the guy stood infront of me was 25+ years older than the guy from the video call .. turned out he used his sons pics and even got him to speak to me over video . He got sent away wae a flea in his ear .. luckily never to be seen again . " He actually got his son in on the scam?  | |||
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"3 teeth you were spoilt... guessing you never went home with him haha " 🤣😂🤣😂 I didn't even go home i drove about in a daze for ages 😆 | |||
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"What are eye bogeys?" He had green gunk in 1 | |||
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.. gave him a quick peck and he said am sure u can do better and tried to put his tongue in my mouth i couldve cried lol | |||
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"Spoke to a guy on another site way back years ago looked lovely so invited over.. saw him park the car and omg looked nothing like his pics they mustve been 10 years old! he wore dirty jeans and an unironed tshirt that was out of shape and an unkempt goatee beard and greasy hair, was in 2 minds not to answer the door but quickly called my friend and told her to call me in 5 mins and say she needed me it was an emergency.. he sat on the couch and i sat on the other couldnt even look at him.. then the call came i was so relieved when he said no problem can meet again another time when he left he leaned in for a kiss .. gave him a quick peck and he said am sure u can do better and tried to put his tongue in my mouth i couldve cried lol"Ooh no that's such a shame thank god he left ur place okay, I was the same way I just stared ahead cos I kept feeling sick if i looked at him cos he had green gunk in his eye, he clearly rolled out of bed, It's anoyin cos we put effort in and it's not even the person in the pic, It can put ye off. Hope uve had loads of good meets since then 🥰🥰 | |||
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"Haha was it the shame of actually thinking..of i had a wine i probably would have haha" Probably would have thrown up more readily | |||
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"Spoke to a women once told me a guy rocked up in Adidas shorts and flip flops haha " I wouldn't judge that haha | |||
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"Haha was it the shame of actually thinking..of i had a wine i probably would have haha Probably would have thrown up more readily " 100% he had snot on the cuff of his jumper aswel 🤢🤢 my kids wouldn't even dream of usin a sleeve as a hankie x | |||
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"The very first meet i arranged on here 15 year ago , had a video call with him.he looked lovely and we seemed to get on , so I bit the bullet and arranged a meet for that day ... Chap at the door , I answered it and was baffled because the guy stood infront of me was 25+ years older than the guy from the video call .. turned out he used his sons pics and even got him to speak to me over video . He got sent away wae a flea in his ear .. luckily never to be seen again . Omg that's brutal, like do they think ur gona forget that they aren't the person u thought they were and just go with the flow 🙈. After I said no thank u he had the balls 2 say he thinks I should give it a go i might change my mind 🤮🤢. Delusional some of these men 🤣" Honestly he even said "well im here now , and I travelled to get here " .. told him " well just travel back tae whatever rock you've crawled out of " .. scary thing is he didn't see what he'd done wrong just seeing it as getting a foot in the door so too speak . | |||
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" He actually got his son in on the scam? "Sure did | |||
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"The very first meet i arranged on here 15 year ago , had a video call with him.he looked lovely and we seemed to get on , so I bit the bullet and arranged a meet for that day ... Chap at the door , I answered it and was baffled because the guy stood infront of me was 25+ years older than the guy from the video call .. turned out he used his sons pics and even got him to speak to me over video . He got sent away wae a flea in his ear .. luckily never to be seen again . Omg that's brutal, like do they think ur gona forget that they aren't the person u thought they were and just go with the flow 🙈. After I said no thank u he had the balls 2 say he thinks I should give it a go i might change my mind 🤮🤢. Delusional some of these men 🤣 Honestly he even said "well im here now , and I travelled to get here " .. told him " well just travel back tae whatever rock you've crawled out of " .. scary thing is he didn't see what he'd done wrong just seeing it as getting a foot in the door so too speak . " That's so bad, defo predator behaviour 😱. Hope it didn't put u off 2 much, we've gota dust ourselves down n start again haha xx | |||
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"What are eye bogeys? He had green gunk in 1 " Oh gadzzz. | |||
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"What are eye bogeys? He had green gunk in 1 Oh gadzzz. " Honestly it was traumatising 😅 | |||
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"What are eye bogeys? He had green gunk in 1 Oh gadzzz. Honestly it was traumatising 😅" I will take your word for it. Or maybe his eyes were itchy and he wiped them with his sleeve. 🤦 | |||
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"What are eye bogeys? He had green gunk in 1 Oh gadzzz. Honestly it was traumatising 😅 I will take your word for it. Or maybe his eyes were itchy and he wiped them with his sleeve. 🤦" 🤣😂🤣😂 awe don't 🙈😅 | |||
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"Iv had the whole thing as well where photos 15 years old were used. Even when I commented that the guy didn’t look his age in the photos he sent me he said “thanks” It became very apparent when I picked him up that he had lied about the photos and also his height. I did a bit of face book stalking and his photos were on that from like 15 years ago. He thankfully had more than 3 teeth and no eye bogeys, but he still wasn’t for me " Omg the cheek of it to say thanks 🙈🙈🙈.. the height lies really bug me cos I'm only 5ft so they could say they are 5.4 or anything and they would still b taller than me so the lies r pointless. I still feel queasy at the thought of that thing the other day 🤮 the snot sleeve and green eye gunk keeps popping in my head 🤮🤢 | |||
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"Right guys hit me with your best/worst catfish story! Il go 1st, had a social and he was at the most an inch taller than me (im 5ft he said he was 5ft10) he had eye bogeys 🤢 and clearly used his sleeve as a hankie. He also had 3 teeth. I was raging at the time but can laugh about it now 😅 " I've had something similar, womans profile said she was 5ft 5 or something and she was at least a foot taller than me with her heels on, and I am 5 10. Felt inadequate, Inappropriate, and any other inna something you can think of. And she had no chat whatsoever. | |||
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"What are eye bogeys? He had green gunk in 1 " Was going to ask the same lol | |||
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"Not nice with Mr.greensleeves If I send a face pic it's one from my phone. Have to build up some trust on here. Sadly you've been let down by a chancer" Yeah defo, I have face pics on my friends and full length 1s also. | |||
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"Mines was 10 years ago. His photos were tall dark and handsome. He skipped off the train wee ginger and white! Did he honestly think i wouldnt notice he was a different colour in every way lol. Then getting train home he walked on with his wife who sat next to me. He was shitting himself and went stood at the doors! I love a red head as well but hate liars " No way 😱😱😱 I wouldve died 🤣😂 and wife 😅 i would've told her haha | |||
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"Guy I was chatting to a few years back. Age 49 at the time. Sends me a face pic. It's was a standard holiday pic in the apartment before your night out..... said night out circa 1990. Called him out and he said he didn't have a recent pic but hadn't changed much🤣🤣🤣" 🤣😂🤣😂 they always say that. Guys post pics on this that r old n I ask do u have a pic from this year at least and they say they haven't changed 🤣😂🙈 aye right!! I just block now | |||
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"Few women on here look lovely! And then you see them live on Cam The tide wouldn't take them out "Hahaha I can imagine haha | |||
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"Years ago met a guy , he came in took his false teeth and wig off , said he was 40, I was 32, he definitely lied. Another man looked and acted nice in messages in person every other word was a swear word, was stinking of alcohol and smoker but on his profile said he did neither. Another man, handsome, one face picture, looked muscular but in reality was a super chubby , I was bigger at the time but he was bigger than me " The teeth and wig guy would've killed me off 🤣😂 where did he put the teeth 🙈? | |||
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"Our first ever meet, on another site, talked to this guys for about 3 weeks before inviting him over. When he arrived he was a few shades darker than his pictures, ok can deal with that. Got a whiff of cigarette and smoke, he'd told us categorically he didn't smoke, ok maybe he was with someone that did. Right well he's here now so let's see how it goes. Start to talk to him, he's got a distinct eastern European accent, didn't know he was foreign either, ok lesson learned, ask in the future. First ever meet so I said no kissing, he goes straight in for the snog of all snogs, nah nah nah pal, mind I'm still smiling and trying to make it work, hubby's watching not too impressed but we will get this first experience under our belt. I drop to my knees, take down his trousers and start to pull him, nothing, semi at best, try talking yo him, he's looking all over the room but not at me and I'm dressed to impress mind you. Finally managed to get him hard enough to where it might work so quickly rolled the jonny on and jumped on, I'm looking at hubby watching, we're like "ok, tough start but we're making progress" hubby's definitely liking watching me with other guys so that's one less thing to worry about, then.... I look down at him and he's got a tear rolling down his face, HE'S CRYING!!!(he's had plenty 3 sum experience so he said anyway) I stop, jump off, me an hubby are asking if he's OK and all we got while he was putting his clothes back on where " sorry, too much emotion" then he pulls out the wedding ring from his pocket, slides it back on the finger and darts out..... told us he was single. Lol. Long story but think it qualifies as catfishing. Lol " I feel like crying for yous 🤣😂 i wonder if he ever thinks of yous and cries still 😅 horrible wee man | |||
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"Right guys hit me with your best/worst catfish story! Il go 1st, had a social and he was at the most an inch taller than me (im 5ft he said he was 5ft10) he had eye bogeys 🤢 and clearly used his sleeve as a hankie. He also had 3 teeth. I was raging at the time but can laugh about it now 😅 I've had something similar, womans profile said she was 5ft 5 or something and she was at least a foot taller than me with her heels on, and I am 5 10. Felt inadequate, Inappropriate, and any other inna something you can think of. And she had no chat whatsoever. " R u sure it was a woman 😅? | |||
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"Being 5’10 the height of a guy is very important to me, so I had been chatting to a guy for a good couple of wks 6’4 fair hair Glasgow born and bred etc etc, opened the door tilted my head up, nothing there so looked down and there he was all 5ft of him dark hair wee round glasses and a Londoner accent, sat for 5 mins before I asked him to leave Had a guy turn up completely out his face, no smell of alcohol, telling me to let him sleep for a couple of hours, I had to txt a cop pal to come get rid of him for me Another absolutely stank of stale smoke and had long dirty fingernails, he only got as far as the hall I could write a book lol " I am actually howling at the wee fella 🤣😂🤣😂 looked up then down hahaha. I would buy ur book!! | |||
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"What are eye bogeys? He had green gunk in 1 Was going to ask the same lol " I still feel sick at the thought 🤢 he was screwing his eye up cos it was that big 😔 | |||
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"Being 5’10 the height of a guy is very important to me, so I had been chatting to a guy for a good couple of wks 6’4 fair hair Glasgow born and bred etc etc, opened the door tilted my head up, nothing there so looked down and there he was all 5ft of him dark hair wee round glasses and a Londoner accent, sat for 5 mins before I asked him to leave Had a guy turn up completely out his face, no smell of alcohol, telling me to let him sleep for a couple of hours, I had to txt a cop pal to come get rid of him for me Another absolutely stank of stale smoke and had long dirty fingernails, he only got as far as the hall I could write a book lol I am actually howling at the wee fella 🤣😂🤣😂 looked up then down hahaha . I would buy ur book!!" Maybe one day lol | |||
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"Our first ever meet, on another site, talked to this guys for about 3 weeks before inviting him over. When he arrived he was a few shades darker than his pictures, ok can deal with that. Got a whiff of cigarette and smoke, he'd told us categorically he didn't smoke, ok maybe he was with someone that did. Right well he's here now so let's see how it goes. Start to talk to him, he's got a distinct eastern European accent, didn't know he was foreign either, ok lesson learned, ask in the future. First ever meet so I said no kissing, he goes straight in for the snog of all snogs, nah nah nah pal, mind I'm still smiling and trying to make it work, hubby's watching not too impressed but we will get this first experience under our belt. I drop to my knees, take down his trousers and start to pull him, nothing, semi at best, try talking yo him, he's looking all over the room but not at me and I'm dressed to impress mind you. Finally managed to get him hard enough to where it might work so quickly rolled the jonny on and jumped on, I'm looking at hubby watching, we're like "ok, tough start but we're making progress" hubby's definitely liking watching me with other guys so that's one less thing to worry about, then.... I look down at him and he's got a tear rolling down his face, HE'S CRYING!!!(he's had plenty 3 sum experience so he said anyway) I stop, jump off, me an hubby are asking if he's OK and all we got while he was putting his clothes back on where " sorry, too much emotion" then he pulls out the wedding ring from his pocket, slides it back on the finger and darts out..... told us he was single. Lol. Long story but think it qualifies as catfishing. Lol I feel like crying for yous 🤣😂 i wonder if he ever thinks of yous and cries still 😅 horrible wee man " We're more curious to know if he met with anyone else after us lol | |||
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"Kinda catfished. My work means I usually meet in the early hours of the morning at weekends, which coincides with a lot of nutters being about. Had arranged to meet with a couple and had drove to the west end to get to theirs. All seemed normal. Let them know I was there, Got in the close and when I was on the way up she messages to say I hope you don’t mind but he’s In Lingerie. not my thing , but not one to judge and I had travelled so I cracked on. I assumed she got off on it , they had never mentioned him being bi or gay. I get out the lift and the mad man greets me in lingerie on the landing where neighbours could come out or see him through their doors. Bold move I thought. Goes in, flat is stinking and not been decorating from the 80s, by their own admission, it was his grannies. He does all the talking about how he runs the scheme and talks about all the drugs he does , but that he definetly doesn’t do crack which someone has been accusing him off earlier. It then becomes very clear by chatting away that it’s him who really wants some fun and she’s just going along for the ride. I’m straight, my profile doesn’t leave any question about this and the subject of MM Was never brought up. Planning my escape I asked if they had any energy drinks, was offered Lucozade!?!, told them that gives me heart burn but I’ll run down and grab a red bull from my motor. I didn’t have wings but I floored it away from the hardest bloke in the scheme and his wood chip wall paper as fast as I could . And just remembered another time a couple (older so I should have expected better) had come out of CJs and were still looking for fun. We messaged, I showed them face pic and we agreed to meet. For post code which I drove to in the city centre. Messages to say I had arrived and to check what number the flat was, they read it then ghosted me. It was 3am. Dicks " Omg thats hilarious the grannies flat guy was defo on crack 🤣😂🤣😂 madman!! I wouldve flew out that window no matter what floor they were on haha. That's shit u got ghosted 😡 | |||
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"Our first ever meet, on another site, talked to this guys for about 3 weeks before inviting him over. When he arrived he was a few shades darker than his pictures, ok can deal with that. Got a whiff of cigarette and smoke, he'd told us categorically he didn't smoke, ok maybe he was with someone that did. Right well he's here now so let's see how it goes. Start to talk to him, he's got a distinct eastern European accent, didn't know he was foreign either, ok lesson learned, ask in the future. First ever meet so I said no kissing, he goes straight in for the snog of all snogs, nah nah nah pal, mind I'm still smiling and trying to make it work, hubby's watching not too impressed but we will get this first experience under our belt. I drop to my knees, take down his trousers and start to pull him, nothing, semi at best, try talking yo him, he's looking all over the room but not at me and I'm dressed to impress mind you. Finally managed to get him hard enough to where it might work so quickly rolled the jonny on and jumped on, I'm looking at hubby watching, we're like "ok, tough start but we're making progress" hubby's definitely liking watching me with other guys so that's one less thing to worry about, then.... I look down at him and he's got a tear rolling down his face, HE'S CRYING!!!(he's had plenty 3 sum experience so he said anyway) I stop, jump off, me an hubby are asking if he's OK and all we got while he was putting his clothes back on where " sorry, too much emotion" then he pulls out the wedding ring from his pocket, slides it back on the finger and darts out..... told us he was single. Lol. Long story but think it qualifies as catfishing. Lol I feel like crying for yous 🤣😂 i wonder if he ever thinks of yous and cries still 😅 horrible wee man We're more curious to know if he met with anyone else after us lol" I wonder if he is in here and seen this 🤣👀👀👀.. x | |||
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"Being 5’10 the height of a guy is very important to me, so I had been chatting to a guy for a good couple of wks 6’4 fair hair Glasgow born and bred etc etc, opened the door tilted my head up, nothing there so looked down and there he was all 5ft of him dark hair wee round glasses and a Londoner accent, sat for 5 mins before I asked him to leave Had a guy turn up completely out his face, no smell of alcohol, telling me to let him sleep for a couple of hours, I had to txt a cop pal to come get rid of him for me Another absolutely stank of stale smoke and had long dirty fingernails, he only got as far as the hall I could write a book lol " Is this kind of thing common for woman, ladies?? | |||
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"Being 5’10 the height of a guy is very important to me, so I had been chatting to a guy for a good couple of wks 6’4 fair hair Glasgow born and bred etc etc, opened the door tilted my head up, nothing there so looked down and there he was all 5ft of him dark hair wee round glasses and a Londoner accent, sat for 5 mins before I asked him to leave Had a guy turn up completely out his face, no smell of alcohol, telling me to let him sleep for a couple of hours, I had to txt a cop pal to come get rid of him for me Another absolutely stank of stale smoke and had long dirty fingernails, he only got as far as the hall I could write a book lol Is this kind of thing common for woman, ladies?? " No | |||
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"Endless fake profiles , picture hunters . Arrive dressed only to have no one show or profile deleted . I gave up years ago. " It's so disheartening 😥 x | |||
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