FabSwingers.com forum: What’s your most hated saying…

By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

… In regard to fab???

I think mine’s is “if you don’t ask you don’t get” this is generally in regard to my profile which clearly states I’m not seeking to meet as I have a regular FWB whom I’m very happy with. Along the same lines is “thought I’d ask anyway”

Sighhhhhhs 🤦🏼‍♀️

What’s the comment that exasperates you???

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By *uietbloke67Man
14 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Whats for you won't go by you.

Load of absolute tosh.

That and...naw you canny touch my boobs

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By *ndigo 2025Man
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

In the fab world - "male half only looking". Cos the female likely doesn't exist.

In the real world - "that's a really good question" in response to every question asked. Irrational I know but it does my head in.

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Whats for you won't go by you.

Load of absolute tosh.

That and...naw you canny touch my boobs

On the first … agreed

On the second… mebbes aye mebbes naw

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

"In the fab world - "male half only looking". Cos the female likely doesn't exist.

In the real world - "that's a really good question" in response to every question asked. Irrational I know but it does my head in. "

Hah! Yes to the first

To the second… depends how they respond but if it was to EVERY question I’d see your point completely!

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
14 weeks ago

Gourock

"Will fill in later"

And profile active for over a year

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

""Will fill in later"

And profile active for over a year

I _iew that as as a wee perv

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
14 weeks ago

Gourock

""Will fill in later"

And profile active for over a year

I _iew that as as a wee perv

Quite a long perv

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

""Will fill in later"

And profile active for over a year

I _iew that as as a wee perv

Quite a long perv

My mistake, you’re probably right! Damn

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By *avie65Man
14 weeks ago

In the west.

Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct. "

Agreed

however…

…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
14 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.

Agreed

however…

…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…

That’s just to too two much !

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By *uietbloke67Man
14 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Back in the day

The naughties. As in year

Does my nut in.

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.

Agreed

however…

…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…

That’s just to too two much !

You know you really wanted a tutu

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Back in the day

The naughties. As in year

Does my nut in.

Does my nut in."

So bad you said it twice?

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By *avie65Man
14 weeks ago

In the west.

"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.

Agreed

however…

…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…

They wood just say you through them undr the bus.

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By *r Man45Man
14 weeks ago

North West

"Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in

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By *iewMan
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14 weeks ago

Angus & Findhorn

‘You know who your are’ after declaring the sexual athlete of the year satisfied them to an adoring public….

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.

Agreed

however…

…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…

They wood just say you through them undr the bus.

Another better example???

Let’s eat Granny! (Wrong)

Let’s eat, Granny!!! (Right)

Grammar saves lives

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in

lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

"‘You know who your are’ after declaring the sexual athlete of the year satisfied them to an adoring public….

Passive look at me/us we awwwwww know stuff

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By *avie65Man
14 weeks ago

In the west.

"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.

Agreed

however…

…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…

They wood just say you through them undr the bus.

Another better example???

Let’s eat Granny! (Wrong)

Let’s eat, Granny!!! (Right)

Grammar saves lives

Yes it does. But don’t mention helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Been hear b4 and no the score. If only the grammar was correct.

Agreed

however…

…. when comforting grammar nazi I like to pat them on the back whilst saying their, they’re, there…

They wood just say you through them undr the bus.

Another better example???

Let’s eat Granny! (Wrong)

Let’s eat, Granny!!! (Right)

Grammar saves lives

Yes it does. But don’t mention helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Feck sakes

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By *uietbloke67Man
14 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in

lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that

I bought the 45...

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By *quirt CobainWoman
14 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"How's fab been treating you" ...well im still here is an indication

"Your too good to be on this" ...usually meant as a compliment but is it really and im sure it's probably repeated in every message sent

"What is it your looking for " ...I can see why it would be asked but really do any of us know

"Your a fat slut anyway" ...usually this follows a rejection

"I dont understand what I'm doing wrong ,I don't need to be here i have plenty of success on a night out "... well off ye pop down the pub then

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By *hyme2020Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow Scotland

""How's fab been treating you" ...well im still here is an indication

"Your too good to be on this" ...usually meant as a compliment but is it really and im sure it's probably repeated in every message sent

"What is it your looking for " ...I can see why it would be asked but really do any of us know

"Your a fat slut anyway" ...usually this follows a rejection

"I dont understand what I'm doing wrong ,I don't need to be here i have plenty of success on a night out "... well off ye pop down the pub then

Absolutely this!!

“How’s fab been treating you…”

“What you looking for on here.” .(it’s in my profile)

“ I know you don’t meet attached men but I thought I would try anyway….”

“I know you say tall men but I’m 5ft 4 and have a big cock”🙄🙄🙄

Messaging again in case you haven’t meant to ignore the last 28 I have sent

There’s lots and I keno it must be so hard for a guy but come on….

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By *asmine_23Woman
14 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"‘You know who your are’ after declaring the sexual athlete of the year satisfied them to an adoring public….

Fucking howling at this 🤣🤣🤣

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By *helamontsCouple
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Yeah, I know my profile says i'm 40, but i'm actually 53, bur I fuck like i'm 21 ...

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By *parkle13Woman
14 weeks ago

Dundee

What you into ?? ..

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in

lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that

I bought the 45..."

Just acquired a record player so currently dusting off my old vinyl collection … not a Spandau Ballet record to be had BUT have everything from the Bay City Rollers to Black Sabbath

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By *uctifano OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

""How's fab been treating you" ...well im still here is an indication

"Your too good to be on this" ...usually meant as a compliment but is it really and im sure it's probably repeated in every message sent

"What is it your looking for " ...I can see why it would be asked but really do any of us know

"Your a fat slut anyway" ...usually this follows a rejection

"I dont understand what I'm doing wrong ,I don't need to be here i have plenty of success on a night out "... well off ye pop down the pub then

A succinct appraisal maluv

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By *dlilbumCouple
14 weeks ago

Aviemore and regularly visit Glasgow

“Professional couple”

What does that even mean?

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By *quirt CobainWoman
14 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"Guys like that ruin it for the rest of us " .. Naw they don't

"Hygene is a must" .. shouldn't need to be said .

"Should I stay or should I go".. Your not The Clash , here's the fiver tae f*ck off

"Anyone speak on this" .. naw we just sit in silence

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By *ltraMegaOKMan
14 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"“Professional couple”

What does that even mean? "

Bodie and Doyle.... and Cowley if you fancy a threesome

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By *ltraMegaOKMan
14 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

""Guys like that ruin it for the rest of us " .. Naw they don't

"Hygene is a must" .. shouldn't need to be said .

"Should I stay or should I go".. Your not The Clash , here's the fiver tae f*ck off

"Anyone speak on this" .. naw we just sit in silence

The hygiene thing is baffling, do people really show up for meets with their bits unwashed and honking?

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By *hogun300Man
14 weeks ago

Dundee

Professional couple or due to our work won't send pics. While that's all personal choice, we all have jobs or reasons for perhaps not putting faces up. It's the same for all and very easy to send privately. Just used as an excuse really.

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By *uietbloke67Man
14 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in

lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that

I bought the 45...

Just acquired a record player so currently dusting off my old vinyl collection … not a Spandau Ballet record to be had BUT have everything from the Bay City Rollers to Black Sabbath

Shang a lang

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By *quirt CobainWoman
14 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

""Guys like that ruin it for the rest of us " .. Naw they don't

"Hygene is a must" .. shouldn't need to be said .

"Should I stay or should I go".. Your not The Clash , here's the fiver tae f*ck off

"Anyone speak on this" .. naw we just sit in silence

The hygiene thing is baffling, do people really show up for meets with their bits unwashed and honking? "

Would surprise you .. there's no excuse for clattiness

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

This is not my first rodeo

I know how this site works. What on earth does mean.

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By *WeePurpleDragon.Couple
14 weeks ago

East Lothian

Does that top come off.

What's under that towel.

Pathetic honestly pathetic.

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By *i married coupleXCouple
13 weeks ago

Bellshill

You free right now?

Aw aye we'll just drop everything we're doing 🤣

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By *yeSureMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

The reply “don’t know” when you ask what people are looking for!

You have to assume they were online grocery shopping and inadvertently stumbled across this lol

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By *rdadjokesMan
13 weeks ago

Stirling

Always hated the phrase it’s not rocket science!

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By *aylorMan
13 weeks ago

Fife

Must be able to hold a conversation

(Pretensious bull shxt if you ask me)

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
13 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in

lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that

I saw Martin Kemp yesterday!!!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
13 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

‘Have you been behaving? ‘

More of a question than a saying. But it winds me up. As does;-

‘At the end of the day……’

Fuck off!!!!

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By *uge Jackman69Man
13 weeks ago

Clydebank

It is what it is 😡 and way folk think their cool saying it

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By *quirt CobainWoman
13 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"Was you a bad girl" .. gives me the utter boak

"Fun" ... ive no idea why adults get embarrassed or put off by the word sex

"Here for fun and frolicks" ... makes me think of puff the magic dragon.

"If you know ,you know" ... well i don't and don't want to either but I'm sure your choakin to tell someone

"Not here to fuck half the site"...given the chance it would be the full site

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
13 weeks ago

Midlothian

"It is what it is 😡 and way folk think their cool saying it "

That one kinda bugs me, too. It's like saying 'pizza is pizza', or 'tall folk are tall'. It's such a nothing phrase.

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By *ohca79Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow

Sydney University and all other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects etc....etc...

Folk post this sort of stuff at the bottom of their profile and it's bollocks, the only thing Sydney uni is using your content for is to have a wank over.

Saw a particularly good one yesterday that said violators would be passed over to a legal team, which made me chuckle, which fab users have a stand by crack legal squad to manage their tit and dick pics?

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By *dinburgerMan
13 weeks ago

Perthshire

"Always hated the phrase it’s not rocket science! "

It’s not exactly brain surgery to avoid using it either.

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By *dinburgerMan
13 weeks ago

Perthshire

“Treat them with respect” after going into excruciating detail about what they did to someone.

Fab is a publicly traded entity……FFS, is it aye? Care to tell us what you think that means?

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By *ohca79Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow

"Fab is a publicly traded entity" yup just going to diversify my portfolio and pick up some options on the shagmarket

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Looking for hot males

FFS what is a hot male?

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By *urFantasy21Couple
13 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

"Never had any complaints"

Well unless you are giving out annoymous feedback forms and have a discreet suggestion box to post them then I suspect people are too polite to give you negative feedback after the deed.

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By *2teleMan
13 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Don't let this one pass you by!"

"You know who you are"

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
13 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"I don't bite, unless you ask me" or anything to do with Sydney University

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By *obertELeeMan
13 weeks ago

Montrose

I just hate the word weans is sounds like weeeeeaaaannnns

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By *uctifano OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in

lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that

I saw Martin Kemp yesterday!!!"

I saw Roger Daltrey yesterday

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
13 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in

lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that

I saw Martin Kemp yesterday!!!

I saw Roger Daltrey yesterday

Bet he wasn’t in a greenhouse 😂😘

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By *aylorMan
13 weeks ago

Fife

If you can't accommodate then that means your not single (guys)

I understand the reason for this thought process but all guys shouldn't be tarnished with the same brush.

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By *uctifano OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

""Too cut a long story short" and we're already 10 chapters in

lol though being auld I have Spandau Ballet playing in my head when someone says that

I saw Martin Kemp yesterday!!!

I saw Roger Daltrey yesterday

Bet he wasn’t in a greenhouse 😂😘"

in an Armadillo

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By *lydebuilt69Man
13 weeks ago

East Kilbride

It is what it is...

Basically code for it is shit but that's yer whack.

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By *ipserviceCoolMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

I hate when strangers call you bro go and find your own brother 😉

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By *ore_Please81Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

“I'm waiting on my pictures to upload “ you’ve been a member for years

“Can’t be bothered reading profiles” if you’re that lazy and disinterested then what are you like in bed?

“Why won’t you meet? I know I’d have a great time!” I’ve no doubt about it

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By *quirt CobainWoman
13 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"Back again. If we met before verify me" .. no pics no profile ,wait tae I get mystic meg tae fire her crystal ball up so we know who ye are

"Ran out of messages" .. loosely translated to I'm tighter than 2 coats of paint

"Got a face picture"... aye have you..."no, but I can send you one in whatsapp" .... keep it !

"Why you on here ,does your man not satisfy you " .. nane of your buisness nosey

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By *.M79Man
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

Looking for my partner in crime, just naw it's not Bonnie n Clyde ffs

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By *asmine_23Woman
13 weeks ago

Ayrshire

“I’ll not go into all the details….” or some sort of weird encrypted cringe message in a public verification

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By *uctifano OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

""Back again. If we met before verify me" .. no pics no profile ,wait tae I get mystic meg tae fire her crystal ball up so we know who ye are

"Ran out of messages" .. loosely translated to I'm tighter than 2 coats of paint

"Got a face picture"... aye have you..."no, but I can send you one in whatsapp" .... keep it !

"Why you on here ,does your man not satisfy you " .. nane of your buisness nosey

you have awwwww the best (worst) ones covered lurvvvve you

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By *quirt CobainWoman
13 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

""Back again. If we met before verify me" .. no pics no profile ,wait tae I get mystic meg tae fire her crystal ball up so we know who ye are

"Ran out of messages" .. loosely translated to I'm tighter than 2 coats of paint

"Got a face picture"... aye have you..."no, but I can send you one in whatsapp" .... keep it !

"Why you on here ,does your man not satisfy you " .. nane of your buisness nosey

you have awwwww the best (worst) ones covered lurvvvve you

Right back at you beaut 😘 😘

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By *ew-in-town83Man
13 weeks ago

Midlothian

Living my best life. Hate that saying!

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By *NV14INVCouple
12 weeks ago

Inverness

It is what it is!

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By *arried curious guyMan
12 weeks ago

Motherwell

It's your round

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By *inylfan92Man
12 weeks ago

Leuchars

Giving it 110%. It's so naff, in my opinion.

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By *quirt CobainWoman
12 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"I want to keep this one all to myself" ... never really understood this one on here

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By *ennyjMan
12 weeks ago

falkirk

Is it in ? 🫣

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By *oubleDesireCouple
12 weeks ago

Somewhere

“Well, what can we say?” Overused on here and cringey as hell! 😂

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By *amabamMan
12 weeks ago

Dalkeith

My bad. It's the sort of thing kids say. Yet grown up Americans us it.

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By *ukkakeBoiMan
12 weeks ago

BPL

" living the dream "

Pisses me off ...... I have no idea why but always makes me roll my eyes

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By *ess JinksWoman
12 weeks ago

West coast

"I'm one of the good guys".

That should be a given, no? Until shown to be otherwise.

And I feel that if you have the need to say it, maybe you aren't.

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By *ndymac888Man
12 weeks ago

Dumbarton

Any 420 pish !

I honestly don’t really have a problem with people that indulge, it’s the speaking in code like we are 13 and at school thing the teacher is to stupid to understand our sophisticated secret spy code lol.

Back to the playground ya weapons.

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By *ekked JackMan
12 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

Living my best life . It really rips my knitting..or not all heroes wear capes...

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By *appyman3943Man
12 weeks ago

Aberdeen

A couple on fab that annoy me, firstly anyone that posts that they are bored (do they expect a flood of messages and invites to cheer them up) and secondly, folk that say “what to do” ie I’m off tomorrow, what to do? Is that even proper english?

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By *ightRodMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Is it in yet 🙈😂

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By *uctifano OP Woman
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

"My bad. It's the sort of thing kids say. Yet grown up Americans us it."

Buckled

and lots of the above!!! Brilliant thanks for the chuckles xxx

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By *ewsaltireMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

Fill in later

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By *crambledMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Moving forward" in an email boils ma piss

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By *iking 777Man
12 weeks ago

thurso

It's a issue.... When did we start with issues and stop with problems

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By *iura1234Man
12 weeks ago

aberdeen

Spoil me

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"… In regard to fab???

Sighhhhhhs 🤦🏼‍♀️

What’s the comment that exasperates you???

Can I add song lyrics in this?? What's the point.

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
11 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Add face pic or No reply

lol heard that before

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By *ebel just for kickssWoman
11 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Are you discrete?

What a bloody stupid question.

This question pushes my buttons big time !

No I’m not discrete I’m going to tell everyone I know I’m on a swinging site looking to fuck attached guys …. Grrrr ( come on fellas get a grip).

Everyone deserves the right to discretion and I don't need some jumped up twat to tell me

this

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By *aywardCoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Your Hotlist

"It is what it is!"

On our profile haha

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By *aywardCoupleCouple
11 weeks ago

Your Hotlist

"I know you're looking for [Insert specifics] but..."

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By *aspberryWoman
11 weeks ago

glasgow/belfast

It is what it is

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By *quirt CobainWoman
11 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"instashag" ... i find it cringey as fuck but thats probably just me .

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By *ohnhughie22Man
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Fill in later"

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By *assion8Man
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

"It is what it is"

That one rips my knitting (sorry if that was listed above)

May as well just say "I understand but don't actually give a shit"

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By *xperimenting pairCouple
11 weeks ago

Helensburgh

Most opening mails on here tbh prime example hi

Or yous

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By *aspberryWoman
11 weeks ago

glasgow/belfast

"It is what it is

That one rips my knitting (sorry if that was listed above)

May as well just say "I understand but don't actually give a shit"

Lol nailed it in one!

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By *ay out of my depthMan
11 weeks ago

Paisley

Not so much a phrase but the word collaborate does my head in

Seems to be the buzz word in the office these days

Still find myself using it though 🙈

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By *ore4FunCouple
11 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Not my first rodeo

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

It's your baby - instead of it's your idea.

I'm not sure why but it annoys me

Polly

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By *quirt CobainWoman
11 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Also when complete strangers mail calling me "babe ,baby " eurgghh

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By *alkirkFilthCouple
11 weeks ago

Falkirk

"“Professional couple”

What does that even mean? "

This one really pisses me off too 😂😂

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By *assy LassieWoman
11 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"Also when complete strangers mail calling me "babe ,baby " eurgghh "

This pure pisses me off. Total turn off🙄

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Truly honoured for , ,, to call a friend

FFS grips my shit

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By *uriousbutcutecoupleCouple
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

‘He ate me out’

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
10 weeks ago

Midlothian

"‘He ate me out’"

Never liked that one either, always felt it sounds a bit vulgar. Much prefer the old 'going down' or even 'giving head'.

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By *quirt CobainWoman
10 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"slag" or "slut" ..i.e." she took it like a slut" ... i detest any mention of derogatory names for women , just because we like sex , its an archaic _iew meant to shame .

I get that theres alot of women who like it but it get my hackles up .

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