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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Do they still excist ?

Anyone attended one and got a story to tell ?

Maybe hold one depending on feedback

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Pfft you know I can't drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring the works van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring the works van

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Pfft you know I can't drive "

Any key will do just as long as you can identify it in amongst the others lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Pfft you know I can't drive "

Just throw your sainsburys trolley token in then

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Woohoo I'm in then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we need to bring fruit aswel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we need to bring fruit aswel

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Do we need to bring fruit aswel"

Thank fuck you don't chop tree's down bru, T T T T T Timber.

Time you spluttered timber oot i'd be deed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dasterdly n muttley keyrings mine....just a clue for all..lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Do we need to bring fruit aswel

Thank fuck you don't chop tree's down bru, T T T T T Timber.

Time you spluttered timber oot i'd be deed "

Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dasterdly n muttley keyrings mine....just a clue for all..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thought it might be a nice wee ice breaker

"hi PP am irn bru, heres a pineapple "

That kinda thing

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

So we have a muttely key ring, a sainsbury's trolley fob, and a pineapple.

Knew this thread was too intelligent lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'll bring keys for the handcuffs

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'll bring keys for the handcuffs "

Like your thinking! Sx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Noooooooooooooo Thanx!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "

Take one for the team T lol

Thats the funny thing though everyone pissing themselves at who draws the booby prize lol.

If i went ahead and arranged something i'd try get it so no one felt like they picked the wrong key out lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "
oi am not that fat

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "
oi am not that fat

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker

Take one for the team T lol

Thats the funny thing though everyone pissing themselves at who draws the booby prize lol.

If i went ahead and arranged something i'd try get it so no one felt like they picked the wrong key out lol "

feck Nooooooo if they dont reach the standards they dont get to reach the target

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"feck Nooooooo if they dont reach the standards they dont get to reach the target "

I have a plan

If i invited 2 couples who were smoking hot and in turn they invite 2 couples who are hot and so forth till we had about 20 folk would that work ?

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

And throw a couple of single fems and cock into the mix as well lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Depends what YOU consider smoking hot!!

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

One person's idea of smoking hot may not necessarily be another's ...

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Depends what YOU consider smoking hot!! "

Exactly. Sx

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Alot of people wont meet smokers...so knowing my luck i'd end up with 1 of them

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Depends what YOU consider smoking hot!! "

Ah i thought about that, my 2 are you's and dirtynmad now you each choose a couple and so on lol

Then if any munters its not my fault lol

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Alot of people wont meet smokers...so knowing my luck i'd end up with 1 of them "

We can have a smoking bowl a none smoking bowl and an i dont give a fuck bowl lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "

Just avoid my sainsbury token n you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alot of people wont meet smokers...so knowing my luck i'd end up with 1 of them

We can have a smoking bowl a none smoking bowl and an i dont give a fuck bowl lol "

put me in bowl 3

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Alot of people wont meet smokers...so knowing my luck i'd end up with 1 of them

We can have a smoking bowl a none smoking bowl and an i dont give a fuck bowl lol "

Put me in smoking or don't give a feck bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alot of people wont meet smokers...so knowing my luck i'd end up with 1 of them

We can have a smoking bowl a none smoking bowl and an i dont give a fuck bowl lol

Put me in smoking or don't give a feck bowl "

thats bowl 3 with me happy days

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"

Put me in smoking or don't give a feck bowl "

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Depends what YOU consider smoking hot!!

Ah i thought about that, my 2 are you's and dirtynmad now you each choose a couple and so on lol

Then if any munters its not my fault lol "

So we now choose who we want and they in turn choose who they want?

Am I getting this right?

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"So we now choose who we want and they in turn choose who they want?

Am I getting this right? "

Yes

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Erm pp??? Do you even have a fruit bowl??

And do you have to be a couple

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Put me in the "You must be shaggable" bowl

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Erm pp??? Do you even have a fruit bowl??

And do you have to be a couple "

Course i have a fruit bowl it just dosnt have any fruit

A few singles in the mix of course

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Erm pp??? Do you even have a fruit bowl??

And do you have to be a couple

Course i have a fruit bowl it just dosnt have any fruit

A few singles in the mix of course "

Phew

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Put me in the "You must be shaggable" bowl "

You be in beside me then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Put me in the "You must be shaggable" bowl

You be in beside me then lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And throw a couple of single fems and cock into the mix as well lol "
Yeah PP don't forgot 'All the single ladies'

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Yeah PP don't forgot 'All the single ladies' "

Course not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can some single men throw keys in too or we need to bring our own bowl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP think yer gonna need

A bigger bowl

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"PP think yer gonna need

A bigger bowl "

Going with the amount of mail enquiries for the key in bowl scenario its a bigger inbox i need.

Thought hardly anyone read the forums its a myth lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "

You're safe. I'll probably be working that weekend as usual, so i wont be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PP think yer gonna need

A bigger bowl

Going with the amount of mail enquiries for the key in bowl scenario its a bigger inbox i need.

Thought hardly anyone read the forums its a myth lol. "

only 1%allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put me in the "You must be shaggable" bowl "

Wot she said.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Thought hardly anyone read the forums its a myth lol. "

Oh they read....

But say nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thought hardly anyone read the forums its a myth lol.

Oh they read....

But say nothing "

Like Kindle for Kinks?

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "

Always fancied it too x

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Going with the amount of mail enquiries for the key in bowl scenario its a bigger inbox i need.

Thought hardly anyone read the forums its a myth lol. "

Pisses me off when the "readers" PM because of something iv said in here....

Its an OPEN forum guys....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Going with the amount of mail enquiries for the key in bowl scenario its a bigger inbox i need.

Thought hardly anyone read the forums its a myth lol.

Pisses me off when the "readers" PM because of something iv said in here....

Its an OPEN forum guys...."

i got it the same on another post asking me what type of bike I've got - user was some were in england

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Always fancied it too x"

**places key in the non smoking bowl**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "
sudden urge to diet.....just plays aboot with keyring in the meantime.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

can we have a non judgemental bowl too ...like one where people just go with the flow of nice people and not be judged would be really nice lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

No....

Because even short ugly hairy fat fukers can be nice

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross


"Always fancied it too x

**places key in the non smoking bowl**

"

+1.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Just pap me in the what u see is what u get bowl

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Im all for "go with the flow" UNTIL someone touches me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just pap me in the what u see is what u get bowl "

If you get me I'll fall about laughing USB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im all for "go with the flow" UNTIL someone touches me "

Foe, go with the flow?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Just pap me in the what u see is what u get bowl

If you get me I'll fall about laughing USB. "

*quickly takes his keys back out the bowl*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just pap me in the what u see is what u get bowl

If you get me I'll fall about laughing USB.

*quickly takes his keys back out the bowl* "

Too late. I've unlocked the door!

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"can we have a non judgemental bowl too ...like one where people just go with the flow of nice people and not be judged would be really nice lol "

Caligula theme a mass of naked debauchery where everyone who is present shall fuck in mass orgy roman style, the keys will plucked from the bowl by the guys (romans) and the gorgeous girls will be ravished

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Foe, go with the flow?

"

Always do.....

Never any guarantees....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Caligula theme a mass of naked debauchery where everyone who is present shall fuck in mass orgy roman style, the keys will plucked from the bowl by the guys (romans) and the gorgeous girls will be ravished "

What do I get then

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"

Caligula theme a mass of naked debauchery where everyone who is present shall fuck in mass orgy roman style, the keys will plucked from the bowl by the guys (romans) and the gorgeous girls will be ravished

What do I get then "

Me in a private room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can we have a non judgemental bowl too ...like one where people just go with the flow of nice people and not be judged would be really nice lol

Caligula theme a mass of naked debauchery where everyone who is present shall fuck in mass orgy roman style, the keys will plucked from the bowl by the guys (romans) and the gorgeous girls will be ravished "

Sorry you were saying? I'm just admiring Bunkie in his gladiator costume. Lmao!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

What do I get then

Me in a private room "

*grabs key*

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"

Caligula theme a mass of naked debauchery where everyone who is present shall fuck in mass orgy roman style, the keys will plucked from the bowl by the guys (romans) and the gorgeous girls will be ravished

What do I get then "

You can serve drinks and nibbles and stir the bowl lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

What do I get then

You can serve drinks and nibbles and stir the bowl lol "

*sits lobbing grapes into room*

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Sorry you were saying? I'm just admiring Bunkie in his gladiator costume. Lmao!

"

Oh what an image......

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"

What do I get then

You can serve drinks and nibbles and stir the bowl lol

*sits lobbing grapes into room*"

Make yourself useful and get to ikea for some goblets

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ooooh - my fav shop! Can I bring tea lights too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put me in the intellectuals bowl

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Can I use my house keys if I dont have any car keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If theres loads of different bowl , put me in the judgmental bowl with the smokers that are not fat nor ugly dont take one for the team have average cocks (large cocks give me tummy ache)and make sure theres some hot ladies , I just know that room will be the one with the most fun .

Seeing as ive just been informed im to far up my own ass , I wouldnt have to far to go some would take years to even get close to getting up theirs so throw me some rimmers in to

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Sod it I'm gonna bring loads of sainsbury trolley tokens in put them in all the bowls

Is that cheating or just greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod it I'm gonna bring loads of sainsbury trolley tokens in put them in all the bowls

Is that cheating or just greedy "

its you being you greedy lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Count us in! Haha

You can put me where you like coz I honestly couldnt care less, if I chose someone I didnt fancy I would just chat to them and maybe bore them to death lol and then Id cheat and steal who I did like

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loved the random aspect to this...and the lessening of the randomness is just funny.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wonder if it would actually work?

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PP whit am a doin with this pineapple pmsl

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Wonder if it would actually work?

L x"

Not the way this post is going it wouldnt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just think it would be rude to turn up empty. Handed

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Not the way this post is going it wouldnt lol"

I know lol im sure if PP decides to have a party it'll be a good one anyways

L x

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm sure I read that if a guy wants his cum to taste good he should eat pineapple...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Not the way this post is going it wouldnt lol

I know lol im sure if PP decides to have a party it'll be a good one anyways

L x

"

yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure I read that if a guy wants his cum to taste good he should eat pineapple... "
at last had to mention it twice

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bru - you're TOO subtle for some people clearly....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Wonder if it would actually work?

L xNot the way this post is going it wouldnt lol"

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

My keys are the Porsche keys with the keychain that says "my other cars a skoda"

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"My keys are the Porsche keys with the keychain that says "my other cars a skoda""

You can throw your bike lock key in the bowl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Count us in! Haha

You can put me where you like coz I honestly couldnt care less, if I chose someone I didnt fancy I would just chat to them and maybe bore them to death lol and then Id cheat and steal who I did like

L x"

No cheating!!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I can see us all just sitting there chatting all nite lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

It would be fun to try if it was a good group of people. It's the guys that throw them in and the women pull the keys out. That's right isn't it?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I can see us all just sitting there chatting all nite lol "

Speak for yourself

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I can see us all just sitting there chatting all nite lol "

That defo wont happen, bowl will be open for selection at 10.30pm thereafter the roman orgy begins

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"It would be fun to try if it was a good group of people. It's the guys that throw them in and the women pull the keys out. That's right isn't it? "

The ladies put the keys in and us romans pick them out lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Does it have to be an orgy.....is there no private 1 on 1 rooms

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"It would be fun to try if it was a good group of people. It's the guys that throw them in and the women pull the keys out. That's right isn't it?

The ladies put the keys in and us romans pick them out lol "

Ok, my car keys have a white rabbit keyring, don't tell anyone

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Does it have to be an orgy.....is there no private 1 on 1 rooms "

I'm open to suggestions and brain storming

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"my car keys have a white rabbit keyring, don't tell anyone "

Your secrets safe, no one reads the forums... allegedly lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"my car keys have a white rabbit keyring, don't tell anyone

Your secrets safe, no one reads the forums... allegedly lol "

Do they not. Oh well no point in posting if nobody is reading.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

*takes notes*

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"my car keys have a white rabbit keyring, don't tell anyone

Your secrets safe, no one reads the forums... allegedly lol

Do they not. Oh well no point in posting if nobody is reading. "

I know, I didn't read anything about a white rabbit keyring

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"my car keys have a white rabbit keyring, don't tell anyone

Your secrets safe, no one reads the forums... allegedly lol

Do they not. Oh well no point in posting if nobody is reading.

I know, I didn't read anything about a white rabbit keyring "

White rabbit!! Did you fall asleep watching Alice in wonderland again

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

i'm following the white rabbit....or there will be a glitch in the matrix

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"i'm following the white rabbit....or there will be a glitch in the matrix "

Shhhh! Don't mention the white rabbit

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"My keys are the Porsche keys with the keychain that says "my other cars a skoda"

You can throw your bike lock key in the bowl "

lol along with my bike seat & front wheel coz im no wanting anyone nicking it whilst in busy with my bars of soap(from Elle) making key imprints so I can get my mate from the key shop to run me up some copies lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When we doing this then? Haha

For my birthday?

L x

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"When we doing this then? Haha

For my birthday?

L x"

You never miss a trick eh lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You never miss a trick eh lol "

You know me well enough by now pmsl

L.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a brilliant idea L, could i put myself forward as one of the single, wanton female slaves please

DQ xx

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

i've got a spare set of keys if anyone wants to borrow them.......risky, but could be a laugh

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

The Car keys in the Bowl.. was our first Ever kind of swinging meet.. before the internet !!

lol it was kinda scary, sexy and downright intruiging at the same time lol..

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

and two decades later.. my spelling has still not improved lol.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i've got a spare set of keys if anyone wants to borrow them.......risky, but could be a laugh "

Got loadsa sets of keys thanks for offering though, just need someone to go with lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can i just chuck in some random object instead of my keys? Im bad enough for losing them! And PP has a habit of putting my stuff into his pocket and keeping it lol ;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i just chuck in some random object instead of my keys? Im bad enough for losing them! And PP has a habit of putting my stuff into his pocket and keeping it lol ;-)

"

Wouldnt that defeat the whole purpose? Lol

Anyone with half a brain would just pick the random object now

Duh!

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Theyd avoid it!

I know tho, im just bored lol

I would have to take all my wee keychain accessories off my keys first, theyre a giveaway i reckon.

L x

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just had the idea of the women putting their underwear in the bowl instead and the guys picking them hahaha knowing the ladies were commando would be fun

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had the idea of the women putting their underwear in the bowl instead and the guys picking them hahaha knowing the ladies were commando would be fun

L x"

Thats a sexy idea

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Just had the idea of the women putting their underwear in the bowl instead and the guys picking them hahaha knowing the ladies were commando would be fun

L x

Thats a sexy idea "

That does sound fun lol

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Just had the idea of the women putting their underwear in the bowl instead and the guys picking them hahaha knowing the ladies were commando would be fun

L x"

That won't work unless i'm chained up i'd do a runner with that bowl, i'd be in knicker heaven lush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds interesting, one to keep my eye on xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just know that all the blokes would buy posh car keyrings to put their clapped out car key on.

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"The Car keys in the Bowl.. was our first Ever kind of swinging meet.. before the internet !!

lol it was kinda scary, sexy and downright intruiging at the same time lol.. "

Exactly my thinking, scanning the guests and thinking oh jesus please please don't let me pick out his key whilst he's thinking fuck be lucky and pick her's out lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

That won't work unless i'm chained up i'd do a runner with that bowl, i'd be in knicker heaven lush lol "

Lol!! Youve got quite a collection already, dont be greedy

L x

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"

That won't work unless i'm chained up i'd do a runner with that bowl, i'd be in knicker heaven lush lol

Lol!! Youve got quite a collection already, dont be greedy

L x"

Have visions of all the guys leaving the primark knickers, naw you take em no you do it naw yir awright i'll have a wank instead lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Haha, im always commando!

I truly hope the keys in a fruit bowl still dosnt happen in this modern day world.

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Haha, im always commando!

I truly hope the keys in a fruit bowl still dosnt happen in this modern day world. "

You can lob grapes at gladiator _unkie with foe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If theres loads of different bowl , put me in the judgmental bowl with the smokers that are not fat nor ugly dont take one for the team have average cocks (large cocks give me tummy ache)and make sure theres some hot ladies , I just know that room will be the one with the most fun .

Seeing as ive just been informed im to far up my own ass , I wouldnt have to far to go some would take years to even get close to getting up theirs so throw me some rimmers in to "

Harsh, to declare your up your own ass.

Fats can change that,im not sure if ugly's can change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That does sound fun lol "

Lets just hope none of them are sporting the skid-didly-do-da-marks look this summer

And that there's no convincing Transvesties amongst the crowd

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

That does sound fun lol

Lets just hope none of them are sporting the skid-didly-do-da-marks look this summer

And that there's no convincing Transvesties amongst the crowd

"

They not so convincing once the knickers are off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That does sound fun lol

Lets just hope none of them are sporting the skid-didly-do-da-marks look this summer

And that there's no convincing Transvesties amongst the crowd

They not so convincing once the knickers are off "

Well why are you stood lookin like yer protecting yer chookys from a ronaldo free kick then, eh? lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

They not so convincing once the knickers are off Well why are you stood lookin like yer protecting yer chookys from a ronaldo free kick then, eh? lol "

I always stand like that....

Its my age, tops the drips

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

*stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That does sound fun lol

Lets just hope none of them are sporting the skid-didly-do-da-marks look this summer

And that there's no convincing Transvesties amongst the crowd

They not so convincing once the knickers are off Well why are you stood lookin like yer protecting yer chookys from a ronaldo free kick then, eh? lol "

Shes tucking it in I reckon

Mangina foe

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Shes tucking it in I reckon

Mangina foe "

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Im managing to fool few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Shes tucking it in I reckon

Mangina foe

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Im managing to fool few "

Lol

Damn, u didn't bite...good for you. Im impressed at your self restraint and ability to mock yourself

Foe do u know hypnotherapy? I want to sleep. Not happening. Got a date in the morning. Gonna prob sleep through it. Might need bru bru to stand in for me cos this night shift is a killer lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Turn pooter off....put head on pillow and close eyes!!

That usually works for me

I had an active evening then slept for 3 hrs!!!!!

Wide awake now myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn pooter off....put head on pillow and close eyes!!

That usually works for me

I had an active evening then slept for 3 hrs!!!!!

Wide awake now myself "

Lol

Pooter off long Time

Head on pillows long time

Eyes were closed but brain not

Just had deja vu!!

3 hours isnt good, iv had wanks last longer.

Dont know how u can have half a sleep and be wide awake. If I nod off, im usualy out til 2 hours after my wake up alarms been screaming out. Neighbors must hate me!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I said "Wake me up in an hour"...

He fell asleep and woke me up 3 hrs later asking if I wanted a coffee...

He is now snoring and my cat is laying on kitchen table next to me snoring....

Least my date for tomorrow is here already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said "Wake me up in an hour"...

He fell asleep and woke me up 3 hrs later asking if I wanted a coffee...

He is now snoring and my cat is laying on kitchen table next to me snoring....

Least my date for tomorrow is here already "

Did u realy expect him to stay awake lol

Did u say yes to coffee?

Ur cat snores! That's funny

Ha your more organised than me. Much planned for the day with your date?

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