FabSwingers.com forum: I'M BACK MUTHA******S

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I go off on two big contracts for a few days & the place falls into chaos.

I'm on Strike today btw.

Now where's those party balloons a certain someone promised me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back dont leave me so long next time this lot are bonkers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back dont leave me so long next time this lot are bonkers

It was 2 days FFS. I've stood longer at the queue in Tesco's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 days is a long time theresbeen some scat flying around in that time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 days is a long time theresbeen some scat flying around in that time

Shit happens

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Was wondering why the place was so quiet!

L x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Never noticed you had gone....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was wondering why the place was so quiet!

L x"

Cos I was working (it so interrupts ones socialising online). So I STEPPED out for 48 hrs & earned some money. Decided I should cancel today's clients & take some ME time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never noticed you had gone....

That's cos you were out yer face on Meds again.

Did someone forget to lock the Pharmaceutical Cupboard again?

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

By ME time you mean terrorising people on the forums on fab right?

L x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Phew that bloody balloon shop was mobbed ...balloons and banners here have a great party hunks will be here soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phew that bloody balloon shop was mobbed ...balloons and banners here have a great party hunks will be here soon

Ooh Party Hunks. You're the best Miss N - ya always know how to make me smile.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Id like to know where she been hiding these hunks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She keeps them in a closet

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Typical!!!

All the hunks in the closet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhhninja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is nowhere near any closets..

(assuming that foe allows me into the 'hunk' category) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" is nowhere near any closets..

(assuming that foe allows me into the 'hunk' category) lol"

Who said you were allowed out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we need a Definition of hunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think we need a Definition of hunk"

Oi you, the Hunks are for me. It's my thread, my hunks, my party. Limao.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we need a Definition of hunk

Oi you, the Hunks are for me. It's my thread, my hunks, my party. Limao.

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ooooooh my party ooooooh my thread

Ffs ( blows raspberry in your general direction)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think we need a Definition of hunk

Oi you, the Hunks are for me. It's my thread, my hunks, my party. Limao.

ooooooh my party ooooooh my thread

Ffs ( blows raspberry in your general direction)

Also my trumpet so I'll blow it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we need a Definition of hunk

Oi you, the Hunks are for me. It's my thread, my hunks, my party. Limao.

ooooooh my party ooooooh my thread

Ffs ( blows raspberry in your general direction)

Also my trumpet so I'll blow it!"
fine cos you ain blowing mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think we need a Definition of hunk

Oi you, the Hunks are for me. It's my thread, my hunks, my party. Limao.

ooooooh my party ooooooh my thread

Ffs ( blows raspberry in your general direction)

Also my trumpet so I'll blow it!fine cos you ain blowing mine

The thought never crossed my mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back "

Cheers FIG.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why you in black boxers now ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why you in black boxers now ??

I dunno. Mourning?

I change em daily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why you in black boxers now ??

I dunno. Mourning?

I change em daily. "
thats Better we

Looked like twins. And am arnie ok

Danny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why you in black boxers now ??

I dunno. Mourning?

I change em daily. thats Better we

Looked like twins. And am arnie ok

Danny

I just LOVE the glimpses I get into your mind BruBru. Don't ever change (ok maybe yer undies).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why you in black boxers now ??

I dunno. Mourning?

I change em daily. thats Better we

Looked like twins. And am arnie ok

Danny

I just LOVE the glimpses I get into your mind BruBru. Don't ever change (ok maybe yer undies)."
have I just been violated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why you in black boxers now ??

I dunno. Mourning?

I change em daily. thats Better we

Looked like twins. And am arnie ok

Danny

I just LOVE the glimpses I get into your mind BruBru. Don't ever change (ok maybe yer undies).have I just been violated

Only in your mind.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

WOOOOOO HOOOOOO Randy in here with yer hunks...fill ya boots baby lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WOOOOOO HOOOOOO Randy in here with yer hunks...fill ya boots baby lol

A very good idea Miss N

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Welcome back my darlin..... Did someone mention hunks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back my darlin..... Did someone mention hunks

Thankyou. Start lining em up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back my darlin..... Did someone mention hunks

Thankyou. Start lining em up. "

Are you sharing said hunks RT or keeping them all for yourself?

L xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen masel as a hunk but thanx ladiees

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Welcome back my darlin..... Did someone mention hunks

Thankyou. Start lining em up.

Are you sharing said hunks RT or keeping them all for yourself?

L xx "

You can have them once he's finished

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back my darlin..... Did someone mention hunks

Thankyou. Start lining em up.

Are you sharing said hunks RT or keeping them all for yourself?

L xx

You can have them once he's finished

Wot he said. Maybe share. I'm good that way

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Excuse me these hunks are for my very good frined Mr RT no one else so no sharing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excuse me these hunks are for my very good frined Mr RT no one else so no sharing lol

Ok wot she said (tho I'm still happy to share).

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Excuse me these hunks are for my very good frined Mr RT no one else so no sharing lol

Ok wot she said (tho I'm still happy to share)."
Well if your sharing im having first pick then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hides behind Bru...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" hides behind Bru..."

Stands behind Hamish

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

" hides behind Bru...

Stands behind Hamish

"
Pushes RT lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mao

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

mao "
Just giving you a wee helping hand no that i actually think you need it lol

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Welcome back backstreet boy

"backstreets back alright!" you've been on a few contracts? Is that record label contracts or are you a contract killer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back backstreet boy

"backstreets back alright!" you've been on a few contracts? Is that record label contracts or are you a contract killer?

Psycho killer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hides behind Bru...

Stands behind Hamish

"
Jesus al these guys at ma arse am not comfy (clinches cheeks)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" hides behind Bru...

Stands behind Hamish

Jesus al these guys at ma arse am not comfy (clinches cheeks)

Who said they were for you?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Welcome back backstreet boy

"backstreets back alright!" you've been on a few contracts? Is that record label contracts or are you a contract killer?

Psycho killer lol"
ok Norman Bates...or should I refer to you as master Bates...mother are you there?

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