FabSwingers.com forum: Hello

By *randmrsG123 OP Couple
over a year ago

Port Glasgow

Hi all been a member here and reading the fourms for about 3 weeks just got round to verifiying my account!

new couple looking for our first swinging experince! any advice is greatly appreciated! if you check out our profile we are working on the pic side of things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the Forums folks. Have fun.

(By the way, did you bring cake?)

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello !! We are friends already, can't wait to see your pics :D lol.

Welcome to the forums :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya.

Welcome to the nut house.

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By *randmrsG123 OP Couple
over a year ago

Port Glasgow

"Hiya.

Welcome to the nut house. "

yeah i noticed that one over the past few weeks on here ! lol pics will be comming shortly dont worry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the Forums folks. Have fun.

(By the way, did you bring cake?)"

(put a good word in for me randy...be my wing man....I got cake remember

yum yum)

Oh hey welcome

Hope you brought cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome

I'm the shy and retiring one

L xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone figured out which one i am yet?

Pics help folks. I always feel that Peter Pan's shadow escaped when I see that blank avatar?

So what have ya both learned in the last 3 weeks?

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

That u like cake Randy ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That u like cake Randy ? Lol

And eating it too (apparently).

Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello and welcome

The main two rules of the forum are

1. If they claim to be the quiet one - it's a lie

2. Newbies bring the cake

( see a theme developing? Lol

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning newbies

Have fun and enjoy.....don't listen to Andy. I am actually the quiet one, I'm very shy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Have you met Nurse Ratchet yet? She is one scarey dudette!!

Enjoy your stay at Hotel WTF....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not seeing cake anytime soon.

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By *randmrsG123 OP Couple
over a year ago

Port Glasgow

"I'm not seeing cake anytime soon.

haha thanks for the replies folks giving me a good laugh to catch up this morning. Ill try and bring cake if i get ameet off the site lol. Someone asked what we have learned in 3 weeks. After reading the fourms there are some people who will shoot me down if we try for a meet on THIS fourm lol ilk take that to the meet fourms. Again thanks for the warm welcome. Ps ill watch out for the "quiet" ones haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not seeing cake anytime soon.

So no cake then?

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By *randmrsG123 OP Couple
over a year ago

Port Glasgow

"I'm not seeing cake anytime soon.

So no cake then?

ill speak to mrs G when shes out of bed haha

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Its not CAKE!!

It's cookies isn't it??

I thought the dark side always had cookies??? At least that's what they tempted ME with ...(mutter mutter..come to think of it.. never got them either hmmmm)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Its not CAKE!!

It's cookies isn't it??

I thought the dark side always had cookies??? At least that's what they tempted ME with ...(mutter mutter..come to think of it.. never got them either hmmmm)"

I never mentioned cookies lol

. cupcakes maybe

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I'd settle for som muffin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome to the forum, im newish as well but havent announced myself as dont have any cake

Hope you get to have lots of fun here with this group of nutters

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Cupcakes r a winner !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi welcome folks am the smart one

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Oh, rule 3

Bru is actually pirate Steve from dodgeball

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Not to mention the modest one, obviously...

Pmsl

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Morning newbies

Have fun and enjoy.....don't listen to Andy. I am actually the quiet one, I'm very shy

It's the shy ones that are the scariest

......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any questions folks just ask am also the brainy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any questions folks just ask am also the brainy one

Oh dear lord!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

[Removed by poster at 06/05/13 13:08:30]

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Hello Gaulty....

Welcome to the soft play area!

Please remove shoes at door.....

Please play nice with the other children, taking extra care with our "special" ones...

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any questions folks just ask am also the brainy one

Oh dear lord!!!

"
excuse me!

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By *randmrsG123 OP Couple
over a year ago

Port Glasgow

Haha thanks all

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hi and welcome....., ignore the reprobates.... I'm the quiet one

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Hi and welcome....., ignore the reprobates.... I'm the quiet one

Watch that halo doesnt choke you cutie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'am defo the quiet one as never around much ,

welcome and hope u enjoy

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm Spartacus

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Im the non delusional one

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Can you give me a push down the slide please

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm in charge of the meds..... Oooh shiny stuff and a bouncy boingy castle... Catch you later...... Boing boing

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Can you give me a push down the slide please

In they shorts !!! You'll stick to the slide halfway down.....

ouchhh

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Please do not pee the ball pool

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Please do not pee the ball pool

That wasnt me last time ....honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you give me a push down the slide please

"
will you fit down the slide with those chunky thighs lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Please do not pee the ball pool

That wasnt me last time ....honest

Its advisable to remove all clothing to prevent wet patches in future....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Can you give me a push down the slide please

Are you wearing shorts?

Do you like getting the hairs ripped out the back of your legs???

*PUSH*

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Its advisable to remove all clothing to prevent wet patches in future....

Is that a request

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Can you give me a push down the slide please

Are you wearing shorts?

Do you like getting the hairs ripped out the back of your legs???

*PUSH*"

ffs woman, have I taught you nothing?? Leg hairs are pulled from the thigh crease....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I'm in charge of the meds..... Oooh shiny stuff and a bouncy boingy castle... Catch you later...... Boing boing "

*picks _muma up off floor*

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

[Removed by poster at 07/05/13 13:01:10]

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Get them off

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'll do yours.. you do mine

its good to help

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I'll do yours.. you do mine

its good to help

You mean I cant sit back and watch you strip?

Your no fun

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