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Need it kissed better 
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"Got a black eye
Need it kissed better
(not an invite btw randy lol)"Tough Titty Slick. I hear if you slap a dod of meat on it you get... | |||
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"My Japs eye needs kissed "See Nurse Ratchet - she'll have a cream for that. | |||
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"My Japs eye needs kissed "Your Jap's eye ALWAYS needs kissed hon! lmao  | |||
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"My Japs eye needs kissed
Your Jap's eye ALWAYS needs kissed hon! lmao "Can do my brown eye tae   | |||
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"My Japs eye needs kissed
Your Jap's eye ALWAYS needs kissed hon! lmao
Can do my brown eye tae "Ok for that one I have just the thing in hand.  | |||
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"My Japs eye needs kissed
See Nurse Ratchet - she'll have a cream for that. "Lol talkin of whom, where is she? Anyone seen her???!!!! | |||
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"My Japs eye needs kissed
Your Jap's eye ALWAYS needs kissed hon! lmao
Can do my brown eye tae
Ok for that one I have just the thing in hand.
"Yer on yer own on this one p pimp Im having nothing to do with it Every man for themself...survival of the fittest where random randys concerned. | |||
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"Yer on yer own on this one p pimp Im having nothing to do with it Every man for themself...survival of the fittest where random randys concerned. "I can hit the light and be in bed before it gets dark i'm that fast  | |||
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"Yer on yer own on this one p pimp Im having nothing to do with it Every man for themself...survival of the fittest where random randys concerned.
I can hit the light and be in bed before it gets dark i'm that fast "No use to me if its over THAT fast. Lmao! | |||
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"My Japs eye needs kissed
Your Jap's eye ALWAYS needs kissed hon! lmao
Can do my brown eye tae
Ok for that one I have just the thing in hand.
Yer on yer own on this one p pimp
Im having nothing to do with it
Every man for themself...survival of the fittest where random randys concerned. "It's only the fittest this angelic deviant is interested in Slick.  | |||
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" I can hit the light and be in bed before it gets dark i'm that fast
No use to me if its over THAT fast. Lmao!
"Men are so demanding!! Women would fight over men that fast! | |||
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" I can hit the light and be in bed before it gets dark i'm that fast
No use to me if its over THAT fast. Lmao!
Men are so demanding!!
Women would fight over men that fast! "Men would WATCH that on pay per view. | |||
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"Did someone shout on me?  "Not intentionally but seein as yer here... | |||
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"Got a black eye
Need it kissed better
(not an invite btw randy lol)"Is it blacker than a blind cobblers thumb?  | |||
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"Did someone shout on me? "Hey you!!! 
was just thinking off you when I read that aswell
Quick lets make haste, and make sure he's not following us
You go that a way and I'll be right behind ya whilst he's distracted x | |||
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"I'm wierd I like a guy with a black eye. " Guys...trust me...raise your fist up to your face and punch yourself as hard as ya can... It's a female magnet
And folk just move out your way if you look angry too
Win win
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"Got a black eye
Need it kissed better
(not an invite btw randy lol)
Is it blacker than a blind cobblers thumb?"Hahaha funny wasnt familiar with that term
But now you mention it n just checked mirror
It does quite resemble a big black weird shaped nipple on my face, not so proud of it now | |||
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"Did someone shout on me?
Hey you!!!
was just thinking off you when I read that aswell
Quick lets make haste, and make sure he's not following us
You go that a way and I'll be right behind ya whilst he's distracted x"Tracker chip. Pfft. | |||
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"Did someone shout on me?
Hey you!!!
was just thinking off you when I read that aswell
Quick lets make haste, and make sure he's not following us
You go that a way and I'll be right behind ya whilst he's distracted x
Tracker chip. Pfft. "Lol not anymore
Had it surgicaly removed by nurse ratchet | |||
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"Did someone shout on me?
Hey you!!!
was just thinking off you when I read that aswell
Quick lets make haste, and make sure he's not following us
You go that a way and I'll be right behind ya whilst he's distracted x
Tracker chip. Pfft.
Lol not anymore
Had it surgicaly removed by nurse ratchet"Your eye? Drastic measures dude! | |||
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" Had it surgicaly removed by nurse ratchet Your eye? Drastic measures dude! "Took me a while to think up a response to that one...... Still thinking...... Yep still thinking.... . . . . . Can ya help me out with a come back Randy? | |||
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" Had it surgicaly removed by nurse ratchet Your eye? Drastic measures dude!
Took me a while to think up a response to that one......
Still thinking......
Yep still thinking....
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Can ya help me out with a come back Randy?
"If thine eye offends the pluck it out... then those irritating wiry hairs in yer eyebrows - they really SUCK! | |||
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"Thanks mate That's you put yourself in your place "As always. Telling myself off again. Will I ever learn. Now hold still till I look at yer eye. | |||
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"Have you been peeking through keyholes again....?" Lol 
peepin tom
That's me | |||
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"Why? Is it because it's the window to my soul? Or because the eyes never lie? "No it's because your eyes are so fond of each other - is that why they keep looking at each other? | |||
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"Have you been peeking through keyholes again....? Lol
peepin tom
That's me "Tom - what have ya done with our Slick? | |||
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"Why? Is it because it's the window to my soul? Or because the eyes never lie?
No it's because your eyes are so fond of each other - is that why they keep looking at each other? "Lol!! Did ya just make that up? | |||
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"Why? Is it because it's the window to my soul? Or because the eyes never lie?
No it's because your eyes are so fond of each other - is that why they keep looking at each other?
Lol!!
Did ya just make that up? "
I've been around long enough to write the jokes on the 10 Commandments.
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" I've been around long enough to write the jokes on the 10 Commandments. "Did ya just make that one up the now too? | |||
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" I've been around long enough to write the jokes on the 10 Commandments.
Did ya just make that one up the now too?"No I wrote that one around 1400 BC or 1395/6 years before that carpenter fella. | |||
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