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"Gonna delete this thread please....dont want every fecker knowing the secret "lol | |||
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"Gonna delete this thread please....dont want every fecker knowing the secret "Ya cant stop the truth man its out there !! He he  | |||
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"Below is a list of things you should do if you want women to chat with you on here. Listen out all you male moaners hehe 1. Be polite 2. Be courteous 3. Keep cock pictures hidden 4. Ask about there day and there dreams 5. Console them if there being hassled by other pervs 6. Compliment them on there looks and body without be vulgar 7. Slag off any other male on the forum who trys making a point 8. Point out how witty there comments are After successfully using the above guidelines you will find each woman you have chatted to using this technique will reply to your messages WARNING at no point will the above steps help you lose your virginity or get your cock sucked. Instead you will build up a hate fan base of men who haven't learned these techniques yet and your female friends will slowly realise your very odd and should be sectioned and will eventually ignore you BUT you will get women talking to you ! Thats what everyone is after right? Lol feck me im gonna get crucified lol" Way to go open up the competition for ya Daz. Now all the men know these tips you may just have reduced the chances of meeting the right women as the guys use yer tips. Oops. You missed ONE little trick but I'll be fecked if I'm telling ya. Lmao! Now lets explain about Fight Club. Heehee! | |||
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"Sounds like a dan brown book?? Whos the angels and whos the demons?? Questions questions lol"  | |||
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"Have you heard of the magic circle and the code of silence they have about magic tricks....well this code is a hunner times stricter "When the magicians are doing the magic circle im always trying to see the camel toe of the sexy assistant so dont really notice the magic lol | |||
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"9. Tell them, 'naw, your ass DOESN'T look big with that cock hanging out it'! 10. Agree with them when they 'get to fuck you weirdo' in the hope they might be looking for a weirdo in the near future! " Hey personal experiences should definitely be shared so we can learn from them lol | |||
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"Have you heard of the magic circle and the code of silence they have about magic tricks....well this code is a hunner times stricter
When the magicians are doing the magic circle im always trying to see the camel toe of the sexy assistant so dont really notice the magic lol"I dunno bout the Magic Circle but I do believe its good to widen the circle of your friends.   | |||
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"Have you heard of the magic circle and the code of silence they have about magic tricks....well this code is a hunner times stricter
When the magicians are doing the magic circle im always trying to see the camel toe of the sexy assistant so dont really notice the magic lol
I dunno bout the Magic Circle but I do believe its good to widen the circle of your friends.
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"Does the magic circle wear aprons and roll up their trouser legs Never trust a man who wears an apron " Unless the apron has a set of tits on it of course then you can trust them!! Fair enough ya then mostly take the piss out of them lol | |||
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"Below is a list of things you should do if you want women to chat with you on here. Listen out all you male moaners hehe 1. Be polite 2. Be courteous 3. Keep cock pictures hidden 4. Ask about there day and there dreams 5. Console them if there being hassled by other pervs 6. Compliment them on there looks and body without be vulgar 7. Slag off any other male on the forum who trys making a point 8. Point out how witty there comments are After successfully using the above guidelines you will find each woman you have chatted to using this technique will reply to your messages WARNING at no point will the above steps help you lose your virginity or get your cock sucked. Instead you will build up a hate fan base of men who haven't learned these techniques yet and your female friends will slowly realise your very odd and should be sectioned and will eventually ignore you BUT you will get women talking to you ! Thats what everyone is after right? Lol feck me im gonna get crucified lol" 9. dont be a b*****d and dump them like hot bricks just because you think something better as come along ...nothing worse than fake friendships  | |||
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"Does the magic circle wear aprons and roll up their trouser legs Never trust a man who wears an apron " Remind Chef to spit in your meal next time yer out for dinner. Heehee!  | |||
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"1,2 & 3......YES!!! 4-8.... Bollox "You have to give him credit for listing them all though lol. | |||
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"He missed out.... Make them laugh "I didnt miss out make them laugh any guy that follows that list is gonna make you piss yaself with laughter lol | |||
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"He missed out.... Make them laugh
I didnt miss out make them laugh any guy that follows that list is gonna make you piss yaself with laughter lol"laughing AT them not the same thing | |||
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"He missed out.... Make them laugh "He never said it was a perfect list lmao | |||
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"9. Tell them, 'naw, your ass DOESN'T look big with that cock hanging out it'! 10. Agree with them when they 'get to fuck you weirdo' in the hope they might be looking for a weirdo in the near future! " 11......naw yer cock is just too small xx | |||
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"Number 9..........Be youself xx"The point of the list was to get women chatting to ya so being yaself will arse that right up hehe | |||
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"Number 9..........Be youself xx
The point of the list was to get women chatting to ya so being yaself will arse that right up hehe"See quote 7  xx | |||
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"Number 9..........Be youself xx
The point of the list was to get women chatting to ya so being yaself will arse that right up hehe
See quote 7 xx"What slag blokes off ? Feckin right thin the herd and make it easier for me hehe | |||
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"Number 9..........Be youself xx
The point of the list was to get women chatting to ya so being yaself will arse that right up hehe
See quote 7 xx
What slag blokes off ? Feckin right thin the herd and make it easier for me hehe "I like your style  | |||
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"He missed out.... Make them laugh
He never said it was a perfect list lmao "Its THE most important one... To me anyway | |||
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"1,2 & 3......YES!!! 4-8.... Bollox " and defo gotta make me laugh | |||
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"He missed out.... Make them laugh
He never said it was a perfect list lmao
Its THE most important one...
To me anyway "I never said it was my list | |||
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