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"The first shag, especiallybig it's a 2 min job. Am thinking it should be viewed as a warm up exercise. Just like you would do in sports, darts. Snooker, golf Thoughts "2 mins with you would be two too much. Pmsl! | |||
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"The first shag, especiallybig it's a 2 min job. Am thinking it should be viewed as a warm up exercise. Just like you would do in sports, darts. Snooker, golf Thoughts
2 mins with you would be two too much. Pmsl!"is that cos am such a giant horny orgasmic bag of pleasure | |||
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"2 mins is a waste of time me getting my knickers off for. " not a waste your getting more after the warm up lol | |||
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"2 mins is a waste of time me getting my knickers off for. " What makes you think you'd need em off? They can just slip to the side. | |||
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2 mins with you would be two too much. Pmsl!is that cos am such a giant horny orgasmic bag of pleasure"GIANT??? Are you standing on boxes again?  | |||
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"2 mins is a waste of time me getting my knickers off for. not a waste your getting more after the warm up lol "The warm up is foreplay not a shagg though, lol. | |||
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"2 mins is a waste of time me getting my knickers off for. What makes you think you'd need em off? They can just slip to the side. " Well if its only 2 mins they may as well be slipped to one side, lol. | |||
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"I had a three minute ride a few weeks back and the fucker just fell right to sleep after
That cannae count surely?"As long as he wasn't asleep DURING. | |||
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"My first time took 45mins lol " So did my first time at the self service queue at Morrison's Daz.  | |||
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"I had a three minute ride a few weeks back and the fucker just fell right to sleep after
That cannae count surely?
As long as he wasn't asleep DURING.
"Naw but I did have a laddie a few years back that fell asleep halfway through me sucking him off, how does that even happen!! | |||
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"I had a three minute ride a few weeks back and the fucker just fell right to sleep after
That cannae count surely?
As long as he wasn't asleep DURING.
Naw but I did have a laddie a few years back that fell asleep halfway through me sucking him off, how does that even happen!!"You sucked the life outta him???  | |||
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"The first shag, especiallybig it's a 2 min job. Am thinking it should be viewed as a warm up exercise. Just like you would do in sports, darts. Snooker, golf Thoughts
2 mins with you would be two too much. Pmsl!"2 pumps and a squirt  | |||
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"I had a three minute ride a few weeks back and the fucker just fell right to sleep after
That cannae count surely?
As long as he wasn't asleep DURING.
Naw but I did have a laddie a few years back that fell asleep halfway through me sucking him off, how does that even happen!!"aw jeez thst sucks | |||
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"I had a three minute ride a few weeks back and the fucker just fell right to sleep after
That cannae count surely?
As long as he wasn't asleep DURING.
Naw but I did have a laddie a few years back that fell asleep halfway through me sucking him off, how does that even happen!!aw jeez thst sucks"I'm braw at sucking cock so it was obviously just him, he was Irish.... | |||
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" 2 pumps and a squirt
Aww that's never great Vic!
"Iv never had any complaints about it.....but mind u I don't complain much lol x | |||
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" 2 pumps and a squirt
Iv never had any complaints about it.....but mind u I don't complain much lol x"Now 2 mins with Vic might persuade me. Lmao! | |||
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" Iv never had any complaints about it.....but mind u I don't complain much lol x"Psssst - I'll be nekkid in the ManHug Room for those 2 mins. Anytime yer ready. Lmfao! | |||
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" 2 pumps and a squirt
Aww that's never great Vic!
Iv never had any complaints about it.....but mind u I don't complain much lol x"You know I am only fucking with you! x | |||
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"My first time took 45mins lol So did my first time at the self service queue at Morrison's Daz. "Lol I bet it did ya dodgy strumpet lol | |||
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"The first shag, especiallybig it's a 2 min job. "I wouldn't get out of bed for less than 4!!  | |||
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"The first shag, especiallybig it's a 2 min job.
I wouldn't get out of bed for less than 4!!
"suppose I could stretch to 4 | |||
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"The first shag, especiallybig it's a 2 min job.
I wouldn't get out of bed for less than 4!!
suppose I could stretch to 4 "Thanks. You could manage double the length of time with me! Guess I just don't do it for you  | |||
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"Foreplay is definitely the warm up lol First shag has to last longer than 2 minutes lol, self control "self control is fine but wot if there gorjus | |||
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"Foreplay is definitely the warm up lol First shag has to last longer than 2 minutes lol, self control self control is fine but wot if there gorjus "I use the old 'think of something else' trick lol. | |||
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"Foreplay is definitely the warm up lol First shag has to last longer than 2 minutes lol, self control self control is fine but wot if there gorjus " four mins with me! | |||
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"Foreplay is definitely the warm up lol First shag has to last longer than 2 minutes lol, self control self control is fine but wot if there gorjus
four mins with me! "I'd need mote than 4 mins with you | |||
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"Foreplay is definitely the warm up lol First shag has to last longer than 2 minutes lol, self control self control is fine but wot if there gorjus
four mins with me! I'd need mote than 4 mins with you "Cheeky bugger. I must be fugly then! | |||
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"My first time took 45mins lol So did my first time at the self service queue at Morrison's Daz.
Lol I bet it did ya dodgy strumpet lol"Sorry that should really have been took me 45 mins to get THROUGH the queue Daz. Past - Meet ya in the ManHug Room ya big hunky man. Lol! | |||
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"Foreplay is definitely the warm up lol First shag has to last longer than 2 minutes lol, self control self control is fine but wot if there gorjus
four mins with me! I'd need mote than 4 mins with you "So TWO visits then?  | |||
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"The first shag, especiallybig it's a 2 min job.
I wouldn't get out of bed for less than 4!!
"Don't need to get out if bed. Just keep it warm for me | |||
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"Foreplay is definitely the warm up lol First shag has to last longer than 2 minutes lol, self control self control is fine but wot if there gorjus
four mins with me! "Look here KFC, just stick with the non pirates and you'll be fine | |||
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"Foreplay is definitely the warm up lol First shag has to last longer than 2 minutes lol, self control self control is fine but wot if there gorjus
four mins with me!
Look here KFC, just stick with the non pirates and you'll be fine "But I love SeaMen!  | |||
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" But I love SeaMen! "Don't we all sweetie, don't we all? | |||
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"Foreplay is definitely the warm up lol First shag has to last longer than 2 minutes lol, self control self control is fine but wot if there gorjus
four mins with me!
Look here KFC, just stick with the non pirates and you'll be fine "wot am I missing here | |||
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"Foreplay is definitely the warm up lol First shag has to last longer than 2 minutes lol, self control self control is fine but wot if there gorjus
four mins with me!
Look here KFC, just stick with the non pirates and you'll be fine wot am I missing here"You don't even know what you have done Iron Brew 88!! | |||
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" 2 pumps and a squirt
Iv never had any complaints about it.....but mind u I don't complain much lol x
Now 2 mins with Vic might persuade me. Lmao!"2 mins of scaring the shit out of me Randy? Lol I wonder if bru's got enough space in that hole he just dug himself, for me to hide in | |||
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" 2 pumps and a squirt
Aww that's never great Vic!
Iv never had any complaints about it.....but mind u I don't complain much lol x
You know I am only fucking with you! x"Haha oh yeah baby who we fuckin? | |||
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" 2 pumps and a squirt
Iv never had any complaints about it.....but mind u I don't complain much lol x
Now 2 mins with Vic might persuade me. Lmao!
2 mins of scaring the shit out of me Randy? Lol
I wonder if bru's got enough space in that hole he just dug himself, for me to hide in "Don't be silly Vic. You know I work for the Gay MI5 & can have you tracked. Lol!  | |||
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" Don't be silly Vic. You know I work for the Gay MI5 & can have you tracked. Lol! "
Might not be able to hide, but I can sure run lol
(call his bluff Vic, call his bluff, he might just start having an agreement with himself again) | |||
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" Don't be silly Vic. You know I work for the Gay MI5 & can have you tracked. Lol!
Might not be able to hide, but I can sure run lol
(call his bluff Vic, call his bluff, he might just start having an agreement with himself again) "I'll give you a HEAD start. | |||
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" I'll give you a HEAD start. "Did u sat HEAD??? Lol oh u've got my Achilles heel there..check mate it is to you,,....ok then, aslong as the lights are off and u wear a wig and some lipstick cos apparently it's not gay if I pretend it's a woman lol There's a chick at my work been total cock teasing me here for the past few hours...I might just stick the HEAD in her lol | |||
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"Yer 2 minutes are up. Here I come. Mwuhahaha "Lol.... Oh u caught me Oh No!!
Now assume the position lover boy | |||
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"Yer 2 minutes are up. Here I come. Mwuhahaha
Lol.... Oh u caught me
Oh No!!
Now assume the position lover boy "Shhh Vic. (Meet me in the ManHug room but don't tell the others - they get jealous) Pmsl. | |||
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"My first time is still my everytime. "Psst - meet me in the MahHug Room & I'll make it your BEST time. (Just don't tell the others - they tend to get jealous). Lol! | |||
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"My first time is still my everytime.
Psst - meet me in the MahHug Room & I'll make it your BEST time.
(Just don't tell the others - they tend to get jealous).
Lol!"Aww knew I could rely on you Randy. X | |||
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"My first time is still my everytime.
Psst - meet me in the MahHug Room & I'll make it your BEST time.
(Just don't tell the others - they tend to get jealous).
Lol!
Aww knew I could rely on you Randy. X "Like old faithful | |||
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" Lol oh u've got my Achilles heel there..check mate it is to you,,....ok then, aslong as the lights are off and u wear a wig and some lipstick cos apparently it's not gay if I pretend it's a woman lol " Vic, did you read that in the Fab Swinger Handbook? Is that in one of the pages that got ripped out? Who was last to have the Handbook? Can someone check that? We need adjudication & confirmation, people. Who last had the blonde wig & the Boots No7 painted bitch red lippy? Anyone? | |||
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" Lol oh u've got my Achilles heel there..check mate it is to you,,....ok then, aslong as the lights are off and u wear a wig and some lipstick cos apparently it's not gay if I pretend it's a woman lol Vic, did you read that in the Fab Swinger Handbook? Is that in one of the pages that got ripped out? Who was last to have the Handbook? Can someone check that? We need adjudication & confirmation, people. Who last had the blonde wig & the Boots No7 painted bitch red lippy? Anyone?" I gave bru the handbook 3 weeks ago but there were some pages missing - don't know whs got them though | |||
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" Lol oh u've got my Achilles heel there..check mate it is to you,,....ok then, aslong as the lights are off and u wear a wig and some lipstick cos apparently it's not gay if I pretend it's a woman lol Vic, did you read that in the Fab Swinger Handbook? Is that in one of the pages that got ripped out? Who was last to have the Handbook? Can someone check that? We need adjudication & confirmation, people. Who last had the blonde wig & the Boots No7 painted bitch red lippy? Anyone? I gave bru the handbook 3 weeks ago but there were some pages missing - don't know whs got them though "Mind you, don't know if he took it into the hole with him | |||
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"Whit hole?? "The hole you dug yourself yesterday!! Lol | |||
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"Ah that hole, am always digging holes ye no that" I've got an 'ole in me pocket. | |||
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"Ah that hole, am always digging holes ye no that I've got an 'ole in me pocket. " does yer hand fit through  | |||
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"Ah that hole, am always digging holes ye no that I've got an 'ole in me pocket. does yer hand fit through "Well yours did. So I don't see why not PandaPaws. Teehee! | |||
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"Ah that hole, am always digging holes ye no that I've got an 'ole in me pocket. does yer hand fit through
Well yours did. So I don't see why not PandaPaws. Teehee!"aye and you were putty in ma paws | |||
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"Ok now lets not blow this out of proportion guys...lets be civilised about this...we don't wanna start playing the blame game or start pointing fingers,...nobody needs to get hurt We just want the missing pages of the handbook, the wig and the lippy back! So here's the deal Who ever has them, we will turn the lights off and we will all leave the room. Who ever has these all you have to do is return them to the table in the middle of the room and your identity will never be know. There will be no repercussions for your actions. And we will never speak of this again...I give u my word on this...are we all agreements of this guys? " Yeah that's like that Soggy Teabiscuit crap. Lets play hardball - Give us the fkn pages, the wig & the lippy or I'm comin round to bumpoke yer entire family! | |||
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"Wow wow wow randy calm down buddy, breath!! no need to go all crazy Joe pesci goodfellas up in here It's just a wig mate, if u wanna wear it that bad, im sure bru will let u borrow his ginger one "Lmao - ok I've re-read that post. Sounds like I'm going round to Slicks to bumpoke. For clarification - whoever has the nicked pages from the Swingers Handbook... hand em over! Lol. | |||
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"Av got them "Feckin knew it was you!
Was furry covering for you? Are you covering for fury? Has he got the wig and lippy?
May aswell just fess up and come clean bru
It's all gonna come out it the end anyway?
We could do this the easy way or the hard way..up to you
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"Av got them
Feckin knew it was you!
Was furry covering for you? Are you covering for fury? Has he got the wig and lippy?
May aswell just fess up and come clean bru
It's all gonna come out it the end anyway?
We could do this the easy way or the hard way..up to you
.randys got his pink feather duster in hand
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" Lmao - ok I've re-read that post. Sounds like I'm going round to Slicks to bumpoke. For clarification - whoever has the nicked pages from the Swingers Handbook... hand em over! Lol. " Read it again. You read it right first time
Looks like we have our culprits..thick as theives them 2
That bromance thing was just a front...theyve been planning this all along
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" Lmao - ok I've re-read that post. Sounds like I'm going round to Slicks to bumpoke. For clarification - whoever has the nicked pages from the Swingers Handbook... hand em over! Lol. Read it again. You read it right first time
Looks like we have our culprits..thick as theives them 2
That bromance thing was just a front...theyve been planning this all along
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" Too late - the duster is out of the holster & ready for action. " Hey we're on the same side. You can't turn against me!! Solitary...stick together. So u want me to hold bru down for you? | |||
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" Too late - the duster is out of the holster & ready for action. Hey we're on the same side. You can't turn against me!! Solitary...stick together. So u want me to hold bru down for you?" Good cop, bad cop stylee? Starsky & Hutch Or Crockett & Tubbs Or Steve McGarret & Danno Williams? | |||
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"I'm off to read the paper - terrible thing in the news about the girl that was allergic to semen with nuts in it. " Lol!! The allergic reaction apparently blocked her windpipe, but the doctors managed to unblock it | |||
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"I'm off to read the paper - terrible thing in the news about the girl that was allergic to semen with nuts in it. Lol!! The allergic reaction apparently blocked her windpipe, but the doctors managed to unblock it "Apparently | |||
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"I'm off to read the paper - terrible thing in the news about the girl that was allergic to semen with nuts in it. Lol!! The allergic reaction apparently blocked her windpipe, but the doctors managed to unblock it
Apparently "Nope....really. The doctors have, but the silly cow needs to take her own fingers out her mouth as she is now blocking her own windpipe as she tried to counter it blocking up | |||
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"I'm off to read the paper - terrible thing in the news about the girl that was allergic to semen with nuts in it. Lol!! The allergic reaction apparently blocked her windpipe, but the doctors managed to unblock it
Apparently
Nope....really. The doctors have, but the silly cow needs to take her own fingers out her mouth as she is now blocking her own windpipe as she tried to counter it blocking up "Hmmm. Interesting. | |||
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