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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

break up in resteraunts wots your break up line am taking (its not you its me hunni)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"break up in resteraunts wots your break up line am taking (its not you its me hunni)

You're dumped.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its not me, its you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shagging someone else, you can pay the bill, bye.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Wash them yourself if you're not hapy with them!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Im wondering....

Do the 69% break up because something happened during dinner....

OR do they arrange a meal just to tell the other one its over....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im wondering....

Do the 69% break up because something happened during dinner....

OR do they arrange a meal just to tell the other one its over....

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I dont know hang on I shall refer to my GRAZIA

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I dont know hang on I shall refer to my GRAZIA"

Well, feckin hurry up!!!

Del has booked a table for tonight!!!

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

I dont know hang on I shall refer to my GRAZIA

Well, feckin hurry up!!!

Del has booked a table for tonight!!!

Lol!!!!!!

I said "never will I allow you to fuck me over again prick im off"..... But not in a restaurant...... In the middle of the cul de sac! Classy lol.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I dont know hang on I shall refer to my GRAZIA

Well, feckin hurry up!!!

Del has booked a table for tonight!!!

Lol!!!!!!

I said "never will I allow you to fuck me over again prick im off"..... But not in a restaurant...... In the middle of the cul de sac! Classy lol."

I like your stye lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me cock don`t like you anymore.

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

After 10 years of shit, 4 different women and a mental illness that went when I left I made sure I left with a bang!!!

He then threw me and 3 kids under 6 onto streets!!!

However 11 months on im in an amazing relationship, am settled Nd sooooooo happy!!! Kids r too

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"After 10 years of shit, 4 different women and a mental illness that went when I left I made sure I left with a bang!!!

He then threw me and 3 kids under 6 onto streets!!!

However 11 months on im in an amazing relationship, am settled Nd sooooooo happy!!! Kids r too

Sounds like a C*NT!!! And it also sounds like the best move you've ever made

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I just packed his things and left them at the front door for when he got back from his "mistress" .... The pub

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"After 10 years of shit, 4 different women and a mental illness that went when I left I made sure I left with a bang!!!

He then threw me and 3 kids under 6 onto streets!!!

However 11 months on im in an amazing relationship, am settled Nd sooooooo happy!!! Kids r too

Sounds like a C*NT!!! And it also sounds like the best move you've ever made

He is and it was

Gutted he kept my tumble dryer tho I miss that lmao.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I just packed his things and left them at the front door for when he got back from his "mistress" .... The pub

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excellent lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

We just kinda looked at each other and said its over - agreed with each other and that was it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We just kinda looked at each other and said its over - agreed with each other and that was it lol

Then I said "Thanks for the double sausage McMuffin. Cya."

Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"We just kinda looked at each other and said its over - agreed with each other and that was it lol

Then I said "Thanks for the double sausage McMuffin. Cya."

Lol

Yeah and left me with the bill ya bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We just kinda looked at each other and said its over - agreed with each other and that was it lol

Then I said "Thanks for the double sausage McMuffin. Cya."

Lol

Yeah and left me with the bill ya bitch!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"We just kinda looked at each other and said its over - agreed with each other and that was it lol

Then I said "Thanks for the double sausage McMuffin. Cya."

Lol

Yeah and left me with the bill ya bitch!

Don't creep!!!

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

Over the phone "it's not working out"

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Go on now go

Walk out the door

Just turn around now

'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble?

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on now go

Walk out the door

Just turn around now

'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crumble?

Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I"

Ooh a musical despatching - very Hollywood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Look I didnt bring you hear for dinner I brought you here to fekin poison you bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Sorry but your bum does look big in that dress'

A line guaranteed to lose any woman quickly

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"'Sorry but your bum does look big in that dress'

A line guaranteed to lose any woman quickly

Not me, I'd be like, coool is it shaggable......

lmao!

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Well - the most interesting one was when I told the guys lugging my stuff into a hired van for me that my soon to be 'ex' had threatened to shoot me if I left and anyone that helped (hence the hurried departure) (and YES he DID have guns)

100% true - many years ago though ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ex wife says can you drive me to my works nite out no probs i said she gets out the car and says just to let you know its over locks have been changed your stuff is in the garage

best thing she ever done

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