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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi am Dr bru wot seems to be troubling

You today.................................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi am Dr bru wot seems to be troubling

You today................................. "
My prozac has run out What will i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My foofoo seems to had sealed up after no magic wand fun for a few weeks Dr Bru

Do you have something for that

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Your clinic is over run by children today...

Il come back tomorrow...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi am Dr bru wot seems to be troubling

You today................................. My prozac has run out What will i do "
try paracetamol in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My foofoo seems to had sealed up after no magic wand fun for a few weeks Dr Bru

Do you have something for that "
I finish at 5 come back then and al look up / sorry into it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your clinic is over run by children today...

Il come back tomorrow...

"
FF you requiring a private appointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

FF you requiring a private appointment "

Will feel better after my private appointment tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup? "

RT HAVE YER LUNCH

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup? "

God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. "
I think you may need some more protein in your diet, see me after ( roxy) sm mean 5 pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup?

God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol"

Nurse Kink on her way to take your temperature

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. I think you may need some more protein in your diet, see me after ( roxy) sm mean 5 pm "

Oh really? Can you recommend a good outlet for said protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup?

God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol"

You're a very sick lady. You may need specialist therapy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. I think you may need some more protein in your diet, see me after ( roxy) sm mean 5 pm

Oh really? Can you recommend a good outlet for said protein "
all I can saymis bring your sexyist lip gloss

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup?

God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol

You're a very sick lady. You may need specialist therapy. "

I definitely do. Know any specialists?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. I think you may need some more protein in your diet, see me after ( roxy) sm mean 5 pm

Oh really? Can you recommend a good outlet for said protein all I can saymis bring your sexyist lip gloss"

Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup?

God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol

You're a very sick lady. You may need specialist therapy.

I definitely do. Know any specialists? "

My Mom always said I was special (ish).

Might be the same thing. Dunno.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doctor Bru I need help. I thought I was on a swinging site but have been told today it's a sex site and am now very confused. I think there is a difference but am being told otherwise. It's made my head hurt. I think you may need some more protein in your diet, see me after ( roxy) sm mean 5 pm

Oh really? Can you recommend a good outlet for said protein all I can saymis bring your sexyist lip gloss

Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! "
Vaseline is also fine, you may want to bring some tictac

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup?

God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol

You're a very sick lady. You may need specialist therapy.

I definitely do. Know any specialists?

My Mom always said I was special (ish).

Might be the same thing. Dunno.

"

Awwww that's so sweet. Works for me lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup?

God knows it really shouldn't have, but that made me laugh. I am more ill than I thought! lol

Nurse Kink on her way to take your temperature "

I am glad your wand is out of action btw! lmao

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! Vaseline is also fine, you may want to bring some tictac "

tictac? Now I am probably setting myself up for lots of ridicule, but here goes, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi am Dr bru wot seems to be troubling

You today................................. My prozac has run out What will i do try paracetamol in "
Hunner the paracetamol Took the feel great now My nose is a bit white

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! Vaseline is also fine, you may want to bring some tictac

tictac? Now I am probably setting myself up for lots of ridicule, but here goes, why? "
some women dont like the taste of this protein am giving you . If you wanting I can give it internally

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Dr bru I have had a really sore head all day. What should I do?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

YES THAT PROTIEN IS BETTER INTERNALLY ONE DOSE OR 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Bru - this Viagra you prescribed for my eyes is doing nothing for my myopia. I look fkn HARD tho!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! Vaseline is also fine, you may want to bring some tictac

tictac? Now I am probably setting myself up for lots of ridicule, but here goes, why? some women dont like the taste of this protein am giving you . If you wanting I can give it internally "

I quite like the taste. But you can't give it internally cos of the barriers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! Vaseline is also fine, you may want to bring some tictac

tictac? Now I am probably setting myself up for lots of ridicule, but here goes, why? some women dont like the taste of this protein am giving you . If you wanting I can give it internally i

I quite like the taste. But you can't give it internally cos of the barriers "
What barriers ?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Where is the doctor hiding? The surgery is full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

long waiting list lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dr bru I have had a really sore head all day. What should I do? "
stick on the sussies al be there in a. Hour

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Im a bit emotional just now can i have a prescription for lots of hugs please?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

FROFF, seen enough of Doctor's and nurses and twats today!!!

Where's the grump thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im a bit emotional just now can i have a prescription for lots of hugs please?"
huggss huggggsss and more huggggsss on the

Way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FROFF, seen enough of Doctor's and nurses and twats today!!!

Where's the grump thread? "
oi grumpy giesa kiss

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Dr bru I have had a really sore head all day. What should I do? stick on the sussies al be there in a. Hour "

Doctor I'm getting a bit cold in my sussies and its making my head worse. You said you would be round in a hour, two hours ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup? "

Dodgy sod ya got that kethcup joke from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dr Bru,

Maybe it was cos I left my keys at home this morning & had to drive home, which made me miss a client, then my friends (who are a bunch of vegetables) distracted me with a silly game, then I stopped to have a bite of lunch & forgot to put sauce on my sandwich. My friends keep mailing me with one thing or another. One of em says he goes as red as a tomato & now I'm a bit behind on my client round.

My question is - will I ever ketchup?

Dodgy sod ya got that kethcup joke from me"

New improved ketchup. Spicier. Lol!

I've always said, if a punchline is good...

STEAL IT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dr bru I have had a really sore head all day. What should I do? stick on the sussies al be there in a. Hour

Doctor I'm getting a bit cold in my sussies and its making my head worse. You said you would be round in a hour, two hours ago! "
av already came and went did ye not feel me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dr bru I have had a really sore head all day. What should I do? stick on the sussies al be there in a. Hour

Doctor I'm getting a bit cold in my sussies and its making my head worse. You said you would be round in a hour, two hours ago! "
av already came and went did ye not feel me

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Dr bru I have had a really sore head all day. What should I do? stick on the sussies al be there in a. Hour

Doctor I'm getting a bit cold in my sussies and its making my head worse. You said you would be round in a hour, two hours ago! av already came and went did ye not feel me "

You came!! When?? Are you sure you went to the right address?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A think so gorjus lookin beautiful long legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dr bru I have had a really sore head all day. What should I do? stick on the sussies al be there in a. Hour

Doctor I'm getting a bit cold in my sussies and its making my head worse. You said you would be round in a hour, two hours ago! av already came and went did ye not feel me "

Never felt a thing - story of your life huh brubru ??

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"A think so gorjus lookin beautiful long legs "

Na that's not me. I have little stumpy ones and a long body

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Now where on earth have I put the vaseline, errr I mean lipgloss! Vaseline is also fine, you may want to bring some tictac

tictac? Now I am probably setting myself up for lots of ridicule, but here goes, why? some women dont like the taste of this protein am giving you . If you wanting I can give it internally i

I quite like the taste. But you can't give it internally cos of the barriers What barriers ? "

Lol latex free ones!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dr bru I have had a really sore head all day. What should I do? stick on the sussies al be there in a. Hour

Doctor I'm getting a bit cold in my sussies and its making my head worse. You said you would be round in a hour, two hours ago! av already came and went did ye not feel me

Never felt a thing - story of your life huh brubru ?? "
ahem explain pls

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Never felt a thing - story of your life huh brubru ??

ahem explain pls "

You seriously need that explaining???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well all I can think off is that I dont get any action

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Well all I can think off is that I dont get any action "

Let me explain then...

You get the action but she says "I never felt a thing"!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well all I can think off is that I dont get any action

Let me explain then...

You get the action but she says "I never felt a thing"!! "
ok so your calling me needle dick

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Well all I can think off is that I dont get any action

Let me explain then...

You get the action but she says "I never felt a thing"!!

ok so your calling me needle dick"

That is what she would be referring to.....Yes! Or just a small dick....

And for the record I didnt say it....So if your going to get all feckin touchy on me AGAIN.....Dont!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well all I can think off is that I dont get any action

Let me explain then...

You get the action but she says "I never felt a thing"!!

ok so your calling me needle dick

That is what she would be referring to.....Yes! Or just a small dick....

And for the record I didnt say it....So if your going to get all feckin touchy on me AGAIN.....Dont!!!!

"
:-easy tiger thing Some1 needs a chill pill from Dr bru

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

:-easy tiger thing Some1 needs a chill pill from Dr bru "

Im always chilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cut my finger aaaaahhhhh it bloody hurts and was loading out blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just cut my finger aaaaahhhhh it bloody hurts and was loading out blood.

"

# pissing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jesus put a plaster on it wumin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus put a plaster on it wumin "

Have done stings like a b#$&h!

It pink and got teddys on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus put a plaster on it wumin

Have done stings like a b#$&h!

It pink and got teddys on. "
nice knickers but put a plaster on

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