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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have had to fast since midnight till 10am tomorrow for blood tests...

I am allowed to have water, black tea and black coffee.

What I would like to know is, if I suck cock tonight and swallow, will that be classed as having eaten protein and will it affect my blood tests?

**(obviously the last paragraph is not serious, but is....)

Does butter count as a food?

Is straight vodka ok, it's made from water?

HELP!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lurpak or cum, that what i can offer

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

opps forgot if you are allowed lemon curd, well i have that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's your willpower woman!,lol.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

some fecker stole it last week!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you phone up NHS 24 and ask them? Bit of phone sex, a sexy voice, role play, a potential date. Might land yourself a rich doctor with a fab beside manner....

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Why don't you phone up NHS 24 and ask them? Bit of phone sex, a sexy voice, role play, a potential date. Might land yourself a rich doctor with a fab beside manner...."

aye could do, but knowing my luck.. end up with Nurse Ratchet's twin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if u dont want miss ratchet

ill take her

lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Only 4 hours to go - stay strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had to fast since midnight till 10am tomorrow for blood tests...

I am allowed to have water, black tea and black coffee.

What I would like to know is, if I suck cock tonight and swallow, will that be classed as having eaten protein and will it affect my blood tests?

**(obviously the last paragraph is not serious, but is....)

Does butter count as a food?

Is straight vodka ok, it's made from water?

HELP!!!!!!!

"
Do as your told for once So eat nothing and drink what you been told to lady lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

What about a nice boiled sweet to keep you going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well not long to go now.....then you can just gorge yourself.

Food, cum....whatever!!

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