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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning early birds (or nighthawks).

Make mine a McMuffin double sausage & a hash brown please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn. I'd prefer a morning BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, can I have a latte please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning you sexy things I'm quite happy just nestling under leggs thank you hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn sleep sleep please

yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning you sexy things I'm quite happy just nestling under leggs thank you hmmmmm

Get up and get to work!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm under leggz too.....how many of us love to,be under leggz?

Morning all, just climbing out of bed

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I'm under leggz too.....how many of us love to,be under leggz?

Morning all, just climbing out of bed

Same here.

Morning everyone. Going to get a bit crowded under here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all , just off to a foreign country !

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Morning all , just off to a foreign country ! "

That be due south?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm under leggz too.....how many of us love to,be under leggz?

Morning all, just climbing out of bed

Same here.

Morning everyone. Going to get a bit crowded under here.

Crowded maybe, fun - yes!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Morning. I need a wake up coffee and shower. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, hi ho hi ho it's off to work I go.........

Have a great all whatever your doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning pps and a lovely one it is too,a wee half shift for me today yeeha .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all under Legz - I'm a happy chappy on top of her

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Morning..... Coffee... Preferably on an intravenous drip please

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By *ky HookMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Evening all just finished work so having a mickies breakfast wrap n ketchup wi coffee fer supper lol have a fun day all of you xxx

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Morning..... Coffee... Preferably on an intravenous drip please

Asda has the shoooooge jar on special for £4 that keep you going for a while lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all , just off to a foreign country ! "
yip am in Edinburgh too

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Morning..... Coffee... Preferably on an intravenous drip please

Asda has the shoooooge jar on special for £4 that keep you going for a while lol

Could you just pop round with it for me

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Morning..... Coffee... Preferably on an intravenous drip please

Asda has the shoooooge jar on special for £4 that keep you going for a while lol

Could you just pop round with it for me

Yeah course, you wanting a shag tae i suppose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone have a nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Morning..... Coffee... Preferably on an intravenous drip please

Asda has the shoooooge jar on special for £4 that keep you going for a while lol

Could you just pop round with it for me

Yeah course, you wanting a shag tae i suppose lol

Well em uh..... Go on then

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Morning..... Coffee... Preferably on an intravenous drip please

Asda has the shoooooge jar on special for £4 that keep you going for a while lol

Could you just pop round with it for me

Yeah course, you wanting a shag tae i suppose lol

Well em uh..... Go on then

Ok i be finished before the kettle boils lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning folks,

Bucket of tea and fags for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all, sun's out reminds me of a thing long ago called 'summer'...

Porridge time for me then out to work...

Enjoy your day folks! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all....yoghurt and fruit for me, then gym

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"then gym

Seriously lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I hate mornings!!!!

Someone come n drag me outta bed???

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning. Ill just have a cuppa

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I hate mornings!!!!

Someone come n drag me outta bed???

L x "

Be round after i sort cutie out lol.

How fortunate having you both within 10 mins of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then gym

Seriously lol

feck aff...yes seriously lol. I'm a changed woman....my body is my temple and all that crap

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I hate mornings!!!!

Someone come n drag me outta bed???

L x

Be round after i sort cutie out lol.

How fortunate having you both within 10 mins of me.

So what you gonna do at 9.15 then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning peeps.......cappuccino for me.......chocolate on top

))

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"then gym

Seriously lol

feck aff...yes seriously lol. I'm a changed woman....my body is my temple and all that crap

I thought your body was a mans temple - to be worshipped at regularly

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"my body is my temple

Go you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then gym

Seriously lol

feck aff...yes seriously lol. I'm a changed woman....my body is my temple and all that crap

"
so any chance of storming the temple then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then gym

Seriously lol

feck aff...yes seriously lol. I'm a changed woman....my body is my temple and all that crap

I thought your body was a mans temple - to be worshipped at regularly

This is very true Mr Furry, but I'd rather there was less to worship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then gym

Seriously lol

feck aff...yes seriously lol. I'm a changed woman....my body is my temple and all that crap

so any chance of storming the temple then

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"So what you gonna do at 9.15 then...

Whatever you desire, shout jump and i say how high

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"then gym

Seriously lol

feck aff...yes seriously lol. I'm a changed woman....my body is my temple and all that crap

I thought your body was a mans temple - to be worshipped at regularly

This is very true Mr Furry, but I'd rather there was less to worship

When i hear the word temple the buddha always comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then gym

Seriously lol

feck aff...yes seriously lol. I'm a changed woman....my body is my temple and all that crap

so any chance of storming the temple then

"
al take that as a maybe lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Wanders in with tea and toast mmmmmm what a lovely morning. Not working til 1 today yipee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then gym

Seriously lol

feck aff...yes seriously lol. I'm a changed woman....my body is my temple and all that crap

I thought your body was a mans temple - to be worshipped at regularly

This is very true Mr Furry, but I'd rather there was less to worship

When i hear the word temple the buddha always comes to mind

Oh you cheeky fekker PP

Skelpt arse for you when I see ya

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"When i hear the word temple the buddha always comes to mind

Oh you cheeky fekker PP

Skelpt arse for you when I see ya

Need to catch me first

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Good morning peeps.......cappuccino for me.......chocolate on top

))"

Now your showing off

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"So what you gonna do at 9.15 then...

Whatever you desire, shout jump and i say how high

I meant once you'd finished with us

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Come help me wake up please? Ive been stood up and my moral is low grrr

L x

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Come help me wake up please? Ive been stood up and my moral is low grrr

L x"

Damsel in distress, can't be having that, wheres my keys lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Come help me wake up please? Ive been stood up and my moral is low grrr

L x

Damsel in distress, can't be having that, wheres my keys lol

Gimme time for a shower n getting ready husband! Then come get me and i'll make your day interesting haha

L x

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"So what you gonna do at 9.15 then...

Whatever you desire, shout jump and i say how high

I meant once you'd finished with us

Ah got ya now, your about as clear as pea soup

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Gimme time for a shower n getting ready husband! Then come get me and i'll make your day interesting haha

L x "

Gulp

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Morning my lovelies. Have a good one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i hear the word temple the buddha always comes to mind

Oh you cheeky fekker PP

Skelpt arse for you when I see ya

Need to catch me first

But you love a sore ass

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lol!

If he doesnt take it, I will!

L x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Good morning everyone have a nice day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol!

If he doesnt take it, I will!

L x"

He'll be too busy poncing about at Zumba lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning folks - got the wee manny away to school and the big manny away to work. I've already filled the back green with a lovely sparkly load of whites and now I'm gonna have a quick dunk in the bath then a bacon butty before heading to work til 7pm

Hope everyone has a FAB day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all , just off to a foreign country !

That be due south?"
No due west ! Off to work in New York for a week !

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Lol!

If he doesnt take it, I will!

L x

He'll be too busy poncing about at Zumba lol

You know me to well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning

a lovely day out there - think i might have a cycle ride again some point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're a noisy lot in the morning ain't ya?

It's not even 10:30 & you're causing chaos.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You're a noisy lot in the morning ain't ya?

It's not even 10:30 & you're causing chaos. "

Not me. Im the quiet one

L x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're a noisy lot in the morning ain't ya?

It's not even 10:30 & you're causing chaos.

Not me. Im the quiet one

L x"

Don't confuse me Star. I thought Cutie was the quiet one?

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You're a noisy lot in the morning ain't ya?

It's not even 10:30 & you're causing chaos.

Not me. Im the quiet one

L x

Don't confuse me Star. I thought Cutie was the quiet one?

Nah, cuties the sexy one. Im the quiet dull one

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And am the smart one simples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The smart ones know you're simple.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I'm the shy one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No wonder Str8 men don't get laid on here. All the girls are shy. Not to worry, line up boys... free bj's & I won't tell yer GFs/Wives.

Heeheehee!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I hate mornings!!!!

Someone come n drag me outta bed???

L x "

Why don't you drag me in instead? :D

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hahaha naughty RT

L x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah might be a bit naughty Star but so far not one single male has mailed me. I reckon the guys are as shy as the girls on here. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

What if I put out a trail of chocolate for the girls, & beers for the men, leading to a big barn in the country, then once yer all in just bolt the barn door & force ya all to mingle people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah might be a bit naughty Star but so far not one single male has mailed me. I reckon the guys are as shy as the girls on here. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

What if I put out a trail of chocolate for the girls, & beers for the men, leading to a big barn in the country, then once yer all in just bolt the barn door & force ya all to mingle people? "
sm pretty sure David koresh was arrested for that mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Yeah might be a bit naughty Star but so far not one single male has mailed me. I reckon the guys are as shy as the girls on here. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

What if I put out a trail of chocolate for the girls, & beers for the men, leading to a big barn in the country, then once yer all in just bolt the barn door & force ya all to mingle people? "

awww, I don't like chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah might be a bit naughty Star but so far not one single male has mailed me. I reckon the guys are as shy as the girls on here. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

What if I put out a trail of chocolate for the girls, & beers for the men, leading to a big barn in the country, then once yer all in just bolt the barn door & force ya all to mingle people? sm pretty sure David koresh was arrested for that mate"

There's always ONE cult spoils it for the majority.

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