FabSwingers.com forum: Fugy & Sctl At The Seaside

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fugy & Drew were having a picninc at Arbroath beach.

Fugy could not understand why Drew had attracted all the girls, while he had no luck.

He asked Drew, "why do you get all the girls and I get nothing but silly comments about my height and red velvet speedo's?"

Drew replied, "take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks. It drives the women wild!"

So, Fugy took a potato and stuffed it into his tight fitting trunks. He spent the next hour parading up and down the beach. He still hadn't attracted anything but giggles.

Fugy went to see Drew again and said "I've tried the potato and it doesn't work!"

Drew looked at Fugy..... and asked.... "have you tried putting the potato in the front?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow, never knew he had a problem identifying the front door and the back door...........

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

hahaha

why have i just seen this??

brilliant

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"hahaha

why have i just seen this??

brilliant"

Have you been too busy spying in windows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A year in the making lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Should’ve gone to specsavers .

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Aww, I miss Droops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fugy & Drew were having a picninc at Arbroath beach.

Fugy could not understand why Drew had attracted all the girls, while he had no luck.

He asked Drew, "why do you get all the girls and I get nothing but silly comments about my height and red velvet speedo's?"

Drew replied, "take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks. It drives the women wild!"

So, Fugy took a potato and stuffed it into his tight fitting trunks. He spent the next hour parading up and down the beach. He still hadn't attracted anything but giggles.

Fugy went to see Drew again and said "I've tried the potato and it doesn't work!"

Drew looked at Fugy..... and asked.... "have you tried putting the potato in the front?"

Worse it could have been a bunch of grapes lol

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By *roopyMan
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Still around

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Still around

Droopster!!!!!

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"hahaha

why have i just seen this??

brilliant

Have you been too busy spying in windows?"

Of course I have. Is that not what all single blokes do??

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Aww, I miss Droops

How? You need to return his frock??

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

BUT what size was the potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, I miss Droops

How? You need to return his frock??"

Says you ?

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Aww, I miss Droops

How? You need to return his frock??

Says you ? "

Fur the record ive never Worn. Owned. Borrowed or Wanted to wear a frock ever

What i will say tho that wan mighta landed on me when i was rippin it aff a sexy wumin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, I miss Droops

How? You need to return his frock??

Says you ?

Fur the record ive never Worn. Owned. Borrowed or Wanted to wear a frock ever

What i will say tho that wan mighta landed on me when i was rippin it aff a sexy wumin

Hahahaha so anyhoo less than three weeks till my test meant to be out today and I’m grounded because of the weather !!! Plus side 5ferries and few days to Cadwell booked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the guy who had erectile problems and went to the doctor, he was told to put a tablet in his back passage, went back to doc. a week later as it didn't work. Did you put it in your back passage the doc. asked, yes and I even tried it in the front hallway but that didn't help either .

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Aww, I miss Droops

How? You need to return his frock??

Says you ?

Fur the record ive never Worn. Owned. Borrowed or Wanted to wear a frock ever

What i will say tho that wan mighta landed on me when i was rippin it aff a sexy wumin

Hahahaha so anyhoo less than three weeks till my test meant to be out today and I’m grounded because of the weather !!! Plus side 5ferries and few days to Cadwell booked

Yeah east fortune test days cancelled this weekend cos of weather. Nightmare

Whats 5 ferries??

Plus cadwell? You doing a track session?

Good luck for when the test comes

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

Just found this while I was trawling through stuff in forum archives ....... made me chuckle...... again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha brilliant

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

Step away from the old Forum posts!!!

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"hahaha

why have i just seen this??

brilliant

Have you been too busy spying in windows?"

Ha! You know me well

Do i know you??

going by the way your eating that choccy bar in ur pics.......a wanna!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me chuckle

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Step away from the old Forum posts!!!

Oh, but there are so many old posts about YOU, my vertically challenged, pantaloon wearing, teapot wielding pal

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Step away from the old Forum posts!!!

Oh, but there are so many old posts about YOU, my vertically challenged, pantaloon wearing, teapot wielding pal

Ffs stu!!

Is that you??

Never recognised yer profile pic and yev straight on yer profile

That threw me a little bit!!

Haha

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Step away from the old Forum posts!!!

Oh, but there are so many old posts about YOU, my vertically challenged, pantaloon wearing, teapot wielding pal

Ffs stu!!

Is that you??

Never recognised yer profile pic and yev straight on yer profile

That threw me a little bit!!

Haha

Thought I would take a lead out of your book fugy...... see if I could throw people off the scent

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Step away from the old Forum posts!!!

Oh, but there are so many old posts about YOU, my vertically challenged, pantaloon wearing, teapot wielding pal

Ffs stu!!

Is that you??

Never recognised yer profile pic and yev straight on yer profile

That threw me a little bit!!

Haha

Thought I would take a lead out of your book fugy...... see if I could throw people off the scent

Haha. Brill mate

Nice to see you again

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

Likewise my little friend

You still locking yourself away for weeks on end with hundreds of other men????

Straight.... you...... coff coff

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Likewise my little friend

You still locking yourself away for weeks on end with hundreds of other men????

Straight.... you...... coff coff "

Hahaha

Weird you should ask cos right now that’s exactly where i am!!!

Altho there are three fems on board this trip!!

Woohoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likewise my little friend

You still locking yourself away for weeks on end with hundreds of other men????

Straight.... you...... coff coff

Hahaha

Weird you should ask cos right now that’s exactly where i am!!!

Altho there are three fems on board this trip!!

Woohoo"

That's cos ya chloroformed us and we woke up here...

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Likewise my little friend

You still locking yourself away for weeks on end with hundreds of other men????

Straight.... you...... coff coff

Hahaha

Weird you should ask cos right now that’s exactly where i am!!!

Altho there are three fems on board this trip!!

Woohoo

That's cos ya chloroformed us and we woke up here...

Pissin masel here

And no in an “old guy no in control o his bladder” way either

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Likewise my little friend

You still locking yourself away for weeks on end with hundreds of other men????

Straight.... you...... coff coff

Hahaha

Weird you should ask cos right now that’s exactly where i am!!!

Altho there are three fems on board this trip!!

Woohoo

That's cos ya chloroformed us and we woke up here...

Pissin masel here

And no in an “old guy no in control o his bladder” way either"

Chloroform fugy..... still using that then..... even after what the Sheriff said to you ...... although, to be fair, you were under his bench at the time so you may not have heard him clearly

lol

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