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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fugy, Toon & Drew found themselves in Hell.
They were all a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open.
Behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Drew, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!". Drew was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Toon, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!". Toon, like Drew, was whisked off.
Fugy, now alone, and wetting his red velvet pantaloons, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened.
As the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Fugy jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
"Cindy, you have sinned........" |
