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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants to be mine

Aww I'm nice honest go on

Im Cleary mental

But ive got a loveable condition

wooo skint Saturday night's

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You're on the wrong site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuk me a thought I was bonkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to be mine

Aww I'm nice honest go on

Im Cleary mental

But ive got a loveable condition

wooo skint Saturday night's "
Mental? Loveable condition? Sound like my collie dug,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're on the wrong site

No right site I'm here to swing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to be mine

Aww I'm nice honest go on

Im Cleary mental

But ive got a loveable condition

wooo skint Saturday night's Mental? Loveable condition? Sound like my collie dug,

Well kinda true I'm very loyal

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

But asking for a girlfriend? Step away from the alcohol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But asking for a girlfriend? Step away from the alcohol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds pished

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuk me a thought I was bonkers

Really wed prob get on lol

Maybe I'm mental / most of the time I dont care what folk think lol some haha most of my ex's couldn't handle that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to be mine

Aww I'm nice honest go on

Im Cleary mental

But ive got a loveable condition

wooo skint Saturday night's Mental? Loveable condition? Sound like my collie dug,

Well kinda true I'm very loyal

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Please dont say you luv walks in the pishin rain as well? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye young yin ye sound like fun but step away fae the threads lo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aye young yin ye sound like fun but step away fae the threads lo"

yeh I'm stealing yer thunder sorry bro lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Who wants to be mine

Aww I'm nice honest go on

Im Cleary mental

But ive got a loveable condition

wooo skint Saturday night's Mental? Loveable condition? Sound like my collie dug,

Well kinda true I'm very loyal

Please dont say you luv walks in the pishin rain as well? lol"

Could be worse T, might piss up against lamp posts too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants to be mine

Aww I'm nice honest go on

Im Cleary mental

But ive got a loveable condition

wooo skint Saturday night's Mental? Loveable condition? Sound like my collie dug,

Well kinda true I'm very loyal

Please dont say you luv walks in the pishin rain as well? lol

Could be worse T, might piss up against lamp posts too

Only ever second one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dearie, dearie me lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Have you sobered up yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sober!! N lol aw shit!!!

Classic fail xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James is probably still in bed. I'm nursing my hangover so apologies if I sent a dozen Friends Adds or mailed you at 4am or called you or...

dear lord, what DID I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sober!! N lol aw shit!!!

Classic fail xx"

Oh yer up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still sound pished lol BRO

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives

£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives

It was a Thai Ladyboy bride!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives

It was a Thai Ladyboy bride!!!

Will they do his laundry and the washing up??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives

£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol"

Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...

(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!

Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives

£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol

Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...

(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!

Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?

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Cool, i thought there was 2 pughs,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives

£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol

Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...

(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!

Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?

He's too young to remember Trumpton!! Be Postman Pat for young James

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives

£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol

Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...

(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!

Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?

He's too young to remember Trumpton!! Be Postman Pat for young James

Postman Pat

Postman Pat ran over his cat

Blood & guts went flying

Postman Pat was crying

That's why I'm a very happy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives

£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol

Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...

(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!

Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?

He's too young to remember Trumpton!! Be Postman Pat for young James

Me & DBS are a smidgen older. Trumpton trumps the Postie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahaha, just wait till he sees his credit card bill!!!

It's the d*unk ebaying that gets people everytime!! Lol. They forget until it arrives

£29 for the Trumpton all episodes was a bargain,,,saving it for fab tuesday which we all know is the worst fab day,,lol

Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble...

(Credit Card Bill)... CUNT!

Oh can I borrow that Trumpton set btw?

He's too young to remember Trumpton!! Be Postman Pat for young James

Postman Pat

Postman Pat ran over his cat

Blood & guts went flying

Postman Pat was crying

That's why I'm a very happy man

Sick, sick man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol I was pissed n went off on one Christ. Where's this tread went lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

TERRIBLE U SHOULD BE FLOGGED AND I HOPE THE POOR GUY WHO STARTED IT KNOWS WHAT HES LET HIM SELF IN FOR WITH US LOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TERRIBLE U SHOULD BE FLOGGED AND I HOPE THE POOR GUY WHO STARTED IT KNOWS WHAT HES LET HIM SELF IN FOR WITH US LOT

Heather we all lurve Jamsieboy. He's BruBru's brother by another mother. Or his son. It's not been decided yet.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Lol I was pissed n went off on one Christ. Where's this tread went lol "

Does that mean you don't want me as a burd

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"TERRIBLE U SHOULD BE FLOGGED AND I HOPE THE POOR GUY WHO STARTED IT KNOWS WHAT HES LET HIM SELF IN FOR WITH US LOT

Heather we all lurve Jamsieboy. He's BruBru's brother by another mother. Or his son. It's not been decided yet. "

Forums will be quiet tomorrow morning as we all tune in to Jezza at 9.30 to find out the DNA results....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TERRIBLE U SHOULD BE FLOGGED AND I HOPE THE POOR GUY WHO STARTED IT KNOWS WHAT HES LET HIM SELF IN FOR WITH US LOT

Heather we all lurve Jamsieboy. He's BruBru's brother by another mother. Or his son. It's not been decided yet.

Forums will be quiet tomorrow morning as we all tune in to Jezza at 9.30 to find out the DNA results...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So wot are you sayin like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So wot are you sayin like "

Get an early night. You have a date with Jezza & a DNA test in the morning. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So wot are you sayin like

Get an early night. You have a date with Jezza & a DNA test in the morning. Lol!"
DNA test no way I dont like little pricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he sobered up yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has he sobered up yet?

I got a mail. He's fine.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

He's BruBru's brother by another mother. Or his son. It's not been decided yet. "

Surely not

one is enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's BruBru's brother by another mother. Or his son. It's not been decided yet.

Surely not

one is enough

Aww but I wanna keep em both. I'll feed em & walk em. Honest. Lol.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

He's BruBru's brother by another mother. Or his son. It's not been decided yet.

Surely not

one is enough

Aww but I wanna keep em both. I'll feed em & walk em. Honest. Lol."

Ok you can keep them, they are cute but they better be house trained and I don't want to hear a complaint from you when I tell you to take them out for a poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andr back to the thread if he gets a burd oot this then I want wan tae

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oi!! im house trained just need a woman with a house to guard and a good sized garden

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Andr back to the thread if he gets a burd oot this then I want wan tae"

Why don't you share one?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"oi!! im house trained just need a woman with a house to guard and a good sized garden

Right you better add it to your profile.

Feel free to guard my house from the garden if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oi!! im house trained just need a woman with a house to guard and a good sized garden

Right you better add it to your profile.

Feel free to guard my house from the garden if you want.

See. It's their lovable puppy dog eyes got you too & they've got a lovable condition, can guard the house & they'll be good company for each other. Lol!

Dunno if they'll share well tho.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

See. It's their lovable puppy dog eyes got you too & they've got a lovable condition, can guard the house & they'll be good company for each other. Lol!

Dunno if they'll share well tho.

I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See. It's their lovable puppy dog eyes got you too & they've got a lovable condition, can guard the house & they'll be good company for each other. Lol!

Dunno if they'll share well tho.

I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.

See that was MY thinking.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

See. It's their lovable puppy dog eyes got you too & they've got a lovable condition, can guard the house & they'll be good company for each other. Lol!

Dunno if they'll share well tho.

I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.

See that was MY thinking. "

Ok we will take them then but your still cleaning up after their mess. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See. It's their lovable puppy dog eyes got you too & they've got a lovable condition, can guard the house & they'll be good company for each other. Lol!

Dunno if they'll share well tho.

I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.

See that was MY thinking.

Ok we will take them then but your still cleaning up after their mess. X"

I will, honest. Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.

See that was MY thinking.

Ok we will take them then but your still cleaning up after their mess. X

I will, honest. Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

Hurry up and get them so I can play with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.

See that was MY thinking.

Ok we will take them then but your still cleaning up after their mess. X

I will, honest. Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

Hurry up and get them so I can play with them

... & stroke them, & hug them & we shall call them George!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like i should do my bit and take them. I have plenty of room for them to frolic in the garden. Well they are just going to have to learn to share.

See that was MY thinking.

Ok we will take them then but your still cleaning up after their mess. X

I will, honest. Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

Hurry up and get them so I can play with them

... & stroke them, & hug them & we shall call them George!"

...and Bungle?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

George and bungle are going to be so loved. I think I will bath them and brush their hair and dress them up in matching outfits. Maybe sailor boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"George and bungle are going to be so loved. I think I will bath them and brush their hair and dress them up in matching outfits. Maybe sailor boys. "

Ooh seamen outfits. I approve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.

Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.

Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?"

Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.

Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?

Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen. "

Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean they don't have girlfriends already even after asking in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Av got a fab gf and a fab wife

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

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Nobody lurves me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody lurves me

Pish wummin. I love you, we all live you. You're the quiet one.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Nobody lurves me

Pish wummin. I love you, we all live you. You're the quiet one."

Aww thanks darling.... I feel much better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lurves ye a wait for you every day on the corner of princess st

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"A lurves ye a wait for you every day on the corner of princess st"

Ahh I don't recognise you with your clothes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lurves ye a wait for you every day on the corner of princess st

Ahh I don't recognise you with your clothes on

Good one. Stick with that story & keep walking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lurves ye a wait for you every day on the corner of princess st

Ahh I don't recognise you with your clothes on

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you been pervin ma pics

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.

Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?

Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.

Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!"

Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.

Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?

Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.

Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!

Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.

He's probably cycling round your garden. Have you looked outside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cycling with kilty boy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cycling with kilty boy lol"

Kilty is watching the footi. Jamsieboy is just AWOL. If anyone scares him it's me. Mwuhahaha!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.

Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?

Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.

Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!

Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.

He's probably cycling round your garden. Have you looked outside? "

I will go and have a look. He better not have trampled on my daffs

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over a year ago

"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.

Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?

Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.

Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!

Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.

He's probably cycling round your garden. Have you looked outside?

I will go and have a look. He better not have trampled on my daffs

Or crushed my pansies!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.

Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?

Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.

Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!

Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.

He's probably cycling round your garden. Have you looked outside?

I will go and have a look. He better not have trampled on my daffs

Or crushed my pansies!"

He is!! He is on a unicycle going round my veg patch naked with a umbrella hat on his head And a sock on his willy

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over a year ago

"We just need to figure out WHICH girl they would both actually share now. Hmmm, that's probably gonna be a tough ask.

Think we should throw this one open to the Forum for suggestions or even willing volunteers?

Think you need to get the bidding war going for these two fine young gentlemen.

Why do I get all the hard work to do? I thought we would take this on together!

Your going to have to do it. I think I have scared james ace off.

He's probably cycling round your garden. Have you looked outside?

I will go and have a look. He better not have trampled on my daffs

Or crushed my pansies!

He is!! He is on a unicycle going round my veg patch naked with a umbrella hat on his head And a sock on his willy

Sounds like James. Leave him be. He's happy.

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