FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say in bed & when driving

By *arah272 OP Woman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

Just seen a clip of this online made me giggle

“What a cock”

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By *uctifanoWoman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

I think my big end needs lube

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
8 weeks ago

Gourock

I can squeeze in there

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By *abExperience2Man
8 weeks ago

North Lanarkshire

That’ll buff out

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By *ab_Fucker_xxxMan
8 weeks ago

Bellshill

Hold on I need to fill her up

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By *resesse_MelioremCouple
8 weeks ago

Border of London

Talk about slippery when wet!

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By *arah272 OP Woman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

It’s a bit tight !

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
8 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Go faster

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By *ussymufferMan
8 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Will it go with a jump

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By *helamontsCouple
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Pass me a hankie, I need to wipe my dipstick ...

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By *lex4660Man
8 weeks ago

Thame

I think I need to change this gear

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Fuck me sidewards and call me geoffrey

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By *corpioboyMan
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

I didn’t think it’d fit in there

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
8 weeks ago

Gourock

Im not pulling out just yet

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By *halquoneMan
8 weeks ago

alva

[Removed by poster at 16/01/25 12:52:48]

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By *halquoneMan
8 weeks ago

alva

She can take another 4 people maximum!

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By *nferno sausageMan
8 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Sorry - anything under the hood isn't my remit.

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By *TheDirtyBishopMan
8 weeks ago

spalding

Can't stand speed humps

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By *TRAY-CATMan
8 weeks ago

dundee

If that dick gets any nearer he'll be up my ass .

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By *lderChick65Woman
8 weeks ago

my town

Did you really need to ram up behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 16/01/25 18:04:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

“Let’s burn some rubber”

“Nice air bags”

“She can fit 5”

“Are we there yet”

“I just got rear ended”

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By *ewsaltireMan
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

You could park a bus in there !!!🤦🤦🤦

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By *ee and KLCouple
8 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I don’t normally do this…

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Sorry can’t talk right now I’m about to enter a tunnel

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By *WC 101Man
8 weeks ago

Aberdeen

When’s the next service due ?

If you’re quick it’s safe to go …..

You shouldn’t have pulled out back there ….

Do you think I can fit in there, looks a bit tight ?

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By *ergus1622Man
8 weeks ago

Dundee

Honk if you're horny!

Fill her to the brim!

Love a bit of squealing

Burning rubber

Always room for one more

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple
8 weeks ago

edinburgh

Hey dad, check out my new ride, wanna take her for a spin?

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By *igbaz-40Man
8 weeks ago

east kilbride

why is this cunt right up my arse 😝

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple
8 weeks ago

edinburgh

HOW MUCH FOR A ONE DAY RENTAL??!!

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By *utdooryoneMan
8 weeks ago

Over there

You area a bit too fast there...

Some people prefer new, others second hand...

What a lovely ride...

Does anyone else get to use her?

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By *ewsaltireMan
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’m Ronnie Pickering!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Thats a a big skid mark!

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By *egabristolsCouple
8 weeks ago

penarth

What….. the….. fuck are you thinking?

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple
8 weeks ago

edinburgh

This one's been wrecked by previous owners. Fuck it, it'll do.

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By *ice and PeasCouple
8 weeks ago

West Midlands

Fuck it get out I'll do it myself

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By *eff..Man
8 weeks ago

belfast

You could get a bus in there!!

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By *ergus1622Man
8 weeks ago

Dundee

Gonna slide into that tight spot

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By *ergus1622Man
8 weeks ago

Dundee

Slippery when wet!

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By *anforuXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

Back up a bit

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By *utdooryoneMan
8 weeks ago

Over there

I think it's run out of fluid...

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By *ighlandguy007Man
8 weeks ago

inverness

I’m coming don’t be so impatient

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By *helamontsCouple
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Will you stop twiddling with that knob ...

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By *enelope2UWoman
8 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Gripping the curves and corners to tightly will leave scratches on the rims.

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By *irmac13Man
8 weeks ago

edinburgh

Just squeeze it in

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By *ickylouCouple
8 weeks ago

b71

There must be something wrong with one of the tyres. The arse end is wobbling around a lot.

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By *assy LassieWoman
7 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"Thats a a big skid mark! "

🤣

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By *appy 2 lickMan
7 weeks ago

lanarkshire

I think thats been a blow out

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
7 weeks ago

Bristol

It’s a tight squeeze, but you can fit two in the front and five in the back

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By *arah272 OP Woman
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

Fill her up

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple
7 weeks ago

edinburgh

This one's cheap enough, not much too look at and weighs a tonne. Still, enough room for all my junk and then some. Doubt the Mrs will be happy when she finds out I traded-in with auld Jimmy doon the road.

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By *halquoneMan
7 weeks ago

alva

Look at that arsehole!

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By *TRAY-CATMan
7 weeks ago

dundee

The backends a bit rusty but the engine runs like a dream

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By *itkat_and_cutCouple
7 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A cracking shot! Straight in the hole for a birdie.

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By *TRAY-CATMan
7 weeks ago

dundee

"A cracking shot! Straight in the hole for a birdie."
... damn it lipped out and straight into a divot .

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By *ynamite500Man
7 weeks ago

Angus

[Removed by poster at 21/01/25 22:14:44]

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By *itygamesMan
7 weeks ago

What's that smell

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By *ynamite500Man
7 weeks ago

Angus

It's called the Otto cycle... Suck, squeeze,bang,blow!!

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By *ympho6969Woman
7 weeks ago

glasgow

You think that will fit in there?

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By *utdooryoneMan
7 weeks ago

Over there

Well that's bottomed out.

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By *heemuffinmanMan
7 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbinthere

Just sqeeze in there

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By *TRAY-CATMan
7 weeks ago

dundee

Squeeze in ,Room for one more in the back.

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By *lder budweiserMan
7 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Sure, it's an older model and leaks fluid everywhere but it still goes like the clappers

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By *bdnDomMan
7 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Are you sure you can fit it in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

Did I just hit that??

Riders Ahead

Wide load

It’s flooded again

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By *skMe17Man
7 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

Pit the lights on

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By *ewsaltireMan
7 weeks ago

Glasgow

I need to go on a speed awareness course!!!

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By *uzanne and RickyCouple
7 weeks ago

Midlothian

“Fuck me!”

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By *TRAY-CATMan
7 weeks ago

dundee

Slowly back and power on the way forward

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By *othardandfreeMan
7 weeks ago

Oh fuck i have just entered the LEZ zone.

Too late now im already in.

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By *orturedpoetsCouple
7 weeks ago

glasgow

My phones slid down into the tiny crack!

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By *othardandfreeMan
7 weeks ago

Be careful what your doing you almost went up the no entry back there.

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By *iesel500Man
7 weeks ago

glasgow

"I’m Ronnie Pickering!!!!"

If you say Ronnie Pickering three times into your rear view mirror a Citroen picasso appears behind you 😂

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By *oxy RedWoman
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

FFS! This guy is right up my ass!

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By *rs k mr ACouple
6 weeks ago

glasgow

Change gears

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By *rgoodnbadMan
6 weeks ago

greenock

Shaft needs cranking

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By *arah272 OP Woman
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

What a Fanny

*disclaimer I never call a pussy that but know others do *

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By *ice and PeasCouple
6 weeks ago

West Midlands

Can everyone stop talking I'm trying to concentrate...

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
6 weeks ago

Gourock

Buckle up

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By *p4Fun7070Man
6 weeks ago

Leven

[Removed by poster at 31/01/25 00:08:22]

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By *assion8Man
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

Just back it up

Need to take that entrance

I'll flash you

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By *TRAY-CATMan
6 weeks ago

dundee

This gear levers a bit stiff ,do you mind giving me a hand

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By *heemuffinmanMan
6 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbinthere

Nope, thats no entry

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By *asmine_23Woman
6 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Could fit a double decker bus in there 🤣🤣🤣🚍

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By *uietbloke67Man
5 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I've just fucked that sheep

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
5 weeks ago

the shire

Right who's taking the front?, other 2 in the back.

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By *wingers4uCouple
4 weeks ago

Scotland

Cunt

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By *quirt ReynoldsMan
4 weeks ago

All over

If I get my timing right, I should be able to pull out quickly

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By *ueefie NicksWoman
4 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Slow down and back into it

Honk if your horny

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By *bcplCouple
4 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

That was quick

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By *ebel just for kickssWoman
4 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Just seen a clip of this online made me giggle

“What a cock”

“What’s that smell ? “

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By *omcupCouple
4 weeks ago

Alexandria

I should have pulled out there

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By *ert999400Man
4 weeks ago

Glasgow/Edinburgh/Cardiff

A bit of a tight tunnel, breath in

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By *zz adventureWoman
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Why's he flashing me?

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By *obbfcMan
2 weeks ago

Livingston

nice bumpers

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By *urd no1Woman
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Someone’s just banged me from the back

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By *assionate_touchMan
2 weeks ago

edinburgh

You're in the wrong lane

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By *he Boy of WonderMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Saw a used supercar advert:

you might not be the first but do you really care?

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By *attyyy3Man
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Go on, honk them!

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