FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say in bed & when driving

By *arah272 OP Woman
over a year ago

Anywhere

Just seen a clip of this online made me giggle

“What a cock”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my big end needs lube

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I can squeeze in there

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By *abExperience2Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

That’ll buff out

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By *ab_Fucker_xxxMan
over a year ago

Bellshill

Hold on I need to fill her up

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By *resesse_MelioremCouple
over a year ago

Border of London

Talk about slippery when wet!

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By *arah272 OP Woman
over a year ago

Anywhere

It’s a bit tight !

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By *oewiththeflowMan
over a year ago

West Coast

Go faster

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Will it go with a jump

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pass me a hankie, I need to wipe my dipstick ...

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By *lex4660Man
over a year ago

Thame

I think I need to change this gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me sidewards and call me geoffrey

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By *corpioboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I didn’t think it’d fit in there

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Im not pulling out just yet

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By *halquoneMan
over a year ago

Cumbernauld

[Removed by poster at 16/01/25 12:52:48]

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By *halquoneMan
over a year ago

Cumbernauld

She can take another 4 people maximum!

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Sorry - anything under the hood isn't my remit.

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By *TheBadBishopMan
over a year ago

Hertford

Can't stand speed humps

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By *TRAY-CATMan
over a year ago

Fundee

If that dick gets any nearer he'll be up my ass .

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By *lderChick65Woman
over a year ago

my town

Did you really need to ram up behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/01/25 18:04:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Let’s burn some rubber”

“Nice air bags”

“She can fit 5”

“Are we there yet”

“I just got rear ended”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could park a bus in there !!!🤦🤦🤦

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By *ee and KLCouple
over a year ago

Highland

I don’t normally do this…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry can’t talk right now I’m about to enter a tunnel

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By *WC 101Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

When’s the next service due ?

If you’re quick it’s safe to go …..

You shouldn’t have pulled out back there ….

Do you think I can fit in there, looks a bit tight ?

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By *ergus1622Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Honk if you're horny!

Fill her to the brim!

Love a bit of squealing

Burning rubber

Always room for one more

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hey dad, check out my new ride, wanna take her for a spin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is this cunt right up my arse 😝

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

HOW MUCH FOR A ONE DAY RENTAL??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You area a bit too fast there...

Some people prefer new, others second hand...

What a lovely ride...

Does anyone else get to use her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Ronnie Pickering!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a a big skid mark!

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By *egabristolsCouple
over a year ago

penarth

What….. the….. fuck are you thinking?

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

This one's been wrecked by previous owners. Fuck it, it'll do.

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By *ice and PeasCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Fuck it get out I'll do it myself

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By *eff..Man
over a year ago

belfast

You could get a bus in there!!

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By *ergus1622Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Gonna slide into that tight spot

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By *ergus1622Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Slippery when wet!

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By *anforuXXXMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Back up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's run out of fluid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m coming don’t be so impatient

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Will you stop twiddling with that knob ...

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Gripping the curves and corners to tightly will leave scratches on the rims.

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By *irmac13Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Just squeeze it in

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By *ickylouCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

There must be something wrong with one of the tyres. The arse end is wobbling around a lot.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

"Thats a a big skid mark! "

🤣

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By *appy 2 lickMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire

I think thats been a blow out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a tight squeeze, but you can fit two in the front and five in the back

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By *arah272 OP Woman
over a year ago

Anywhere

Fill her up

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By *r Do and Mrs DreamCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

This one's cheap enough, not much too look at and weighs a tonne. Still, enough room for all my junk and then some. Doubt the Mrs will be happy when she finds out I traded-in with auld Jimmy doon the road.

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By *halquoneMan
over a year ago

Cumbernauld

Look at that arsehole!

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By *TRAY-CATMan
over a year ago

Fundee

The backends a bit rusty but the engine runs like a dream

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By *itkat_and_cutCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A cracking shot! Straight in the hole for a birdie.

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By *TRAY-CATMan
over a year ago

Fundee

"A cracking shot! Straight in the hole for a birdie."
... damn it lipped out and straight into a divot .

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By *ynamite500Man
over a year ago

Angus

[Removed by poster at 21/01/25 22:14:44]

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

What's that smell

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By *ynamite500Man
over a year ago

Angus

It's called the Otto cycle... Suck, squeeze,bang,blow!!

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

You think that will fit in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's bottomed out.

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
over a year ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

Just sqeeze in there

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By *TRAY-CATMan
over a year ago

Fundee

Squeeze in ,Room for one more in the back.

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By *lder budweiserMan
over a year ago

Stirlingshire

Sure, it's an older model and leaks fluid everywhere but it still goes like the clappers

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By *berdeen74Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Are you sure you can fit it in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I just hit that??

Riders Ahead

Wide load

It’s flooded again

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By *skMe17Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Pit the lights on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to go on a speed awareness course!!!

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By *uzanne and RickyCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

“Fuck me!”

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By *TRAY-CATMan
over a year ago

Fundee

Slowly back and power on the way forward

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

Oh fuck i have just entered the LEZ zone.

Too late now im already in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phones slid down into the tiny crack!

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

Be careful what your doing you almost went up the no entry back there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Ronnie Pickering!!!!"

If you say Ronnie Pickering three times into your rear view mirror a Citroen picasso appears behind you 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS! This guy is right up my ass!

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By *rA n mrskCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Change gears

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Shaft needs cranking

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By *arah272 OP Woman
over a year ago

Anywhere

What a Fanny

*disclaimer I never call a pussy that but know others do *

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By *ice and PeasCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Can everyone stop talking I'm trying to concentrate...

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Buckle up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *assion8Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just back it up

Need to take that entrance

I'll flash you

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By *TRAY-CATMan
over a year ago

Fundee

This gear levers a bit stiff ,do you mind giving me a hand

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
over a year ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

Nope, thats no entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could fit a double decker bus in there 🤣🤣🤣🚍

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I've just fucked that sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right who's taking the front?, other 2 in the back.

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By *wingers4uCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get my timing right, I should be able to pull out quickly

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By *punk AnansieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Slow down and back into it

Honk if your horny

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By *bcplCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

That was quick

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By *ebel just for kickssWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Just seen a clip of this online made me giggle

“What a cock”

“What’s that smell ? “

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By *omcupCouple
over a year ago

Alexandria

I should have pulled out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of a tight tunnel, breath in

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By *zz adventureWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Why's he flashing me?

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By *obbfcMan
over a year ago

Livingston

nice bumpers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone’s just banged me from the back

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By *assionate_touchMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

You're in the wrong lane

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By *he Boy of WonderMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Saw a used supercar advert:

you might not be the first but do you really care?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, honk them!

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By *oewiththeflowMan
52 weeks ago

West Coast

Drop it to 3rd Angus we're going flat out until she pops

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By *agnar2323Man
52 weeks ago

Valhalla

I just need to pop the lid on this

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

*** driving through the clyde tunnel***

"there's something familiar about this"

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Turns out you can squeeze 5 guys inside

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By *r.EdibleMan
52 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

If you don't slow down it's going to explode.

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By *ylonfan38Man
52 weeks ago

Cumbernauld

That's a big tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Not exactly on topic but reminded me of this…

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.

It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning!

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By *oDownEasyMan
51 weeks ago

Ayrshire

And there's a nasty oil leak 1 week in 4!

Also..

This gearstick is a bit stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

My exhaust is blowing

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By *ergus1622Man
51 weeks ago

Dundee

I checked my dipstick , she needs more lubrication.

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By *otbeefandonionsCouple
51 weeks ago

Bathgate

You wait your turn

That's ok, you just push your way in

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By *avie65Man
51 weeks ago

In the west.

That’s a big wet hole.

Okay you can pull out now.

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By *cottishdoggerMan
51 weeks ago

central

This things bloody leaking again

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By *hogun300Man
51 weeks ago

Dundee

"What an arsehole"

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