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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am having a bud

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Am having a bud"
had a couple of glasses of vino earlier now on whisky n irn bru lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee vino for me.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Wee vino for me.

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Oh god we knoe what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Rabbit Saloon Jack Daniels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee vino for me.

Oh god we knoe what that means

I ain't got a clue what u could possibly be on about!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Wee vino for me.

Oh god we knoe what that means

I ain't got a clue what u could possibly be on about!

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Nothing sweetie luv when u drink vino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's having a beer. I'm having a hot chocolate with cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am having a bud"

And checking your balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee vino for me.

Oh god we knoe what that means

I ain't got a clue what u could possibly be on about!

Nothing sweetie luv when u drink vino

There will be tears later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few beers earlier, now having a couple voddy n irn bru!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a few frozen berry daiquiri's and vodka in.

Though unwell.

So nothing but water for me, joys, on a Saturday night too.

Too rock n roll.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Wee vino for me.

Oh god we knoe what that means

I ain't got a clue what u could possibly be on about!

Nothing sweetie luv when u drink vino

There will be tears later

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sometimes it has a diffrnt effect on you thats the side i like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee vino for me.

Oh god we knoe what that means

I ain't got a clue what u could possibly be on about!

Nothing sweetie luv when u drink vino

There will be tears later

sometimes it has a diffrnt effect on you thats the side i like

U mean falling about and being sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am having a bud

And checking your balls!

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yes. Am keeping an eye on them.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Wee vino for me.

Oh god we knoe what that means

I ain't got a clue what u could possibly be on about!

Nothing sweetie luv when u drink vino

There will be tears later

sometimes it has a diffrnt effect on you thats the side i like

U mean falling about and being sick

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW not seen that yet and hope i never do lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well if we are drinking we need music

Any requests

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

FFS Buroo, you're mad enough without alcohol!!!

Wee cheeky Mojito here

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Feck all here

working as usual

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Feck all here

working as usual

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Id offer to keep u a beer Bunkie but u know where i keep mine and itd be warm by the time you got it lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Can I have 6 bottles of beer - don't care what as long as it will get me through Mickey bloody mouses clubhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee vino for me.

Is that to get rid of your cold lol,am on the snakebites lol mrs on vino oh and im hiding ma beers from her .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee vino for me.

Is that to get rid of your cold lol,am on the snakebites lol mrs on vino oh and im hiding ma beers from her ."

Purely medicinal purposes hunni and u know she will find them once shes finished her vino

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another bud for me, any1 fancy dancing to loop and the gang

Come on get down on it

Moves arse rhythmacally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medicinal lol I believe u ,well vino never lasted long the feckers on snakebites now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am having a budhad a couple of glasses of vino earlier now on whisky n irn bru lol "

How can you drink even rubbish whisky with Irn Bru...is it just to get pissed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am having a budhad a couple of glasses of vino earlier now on whisky n irn bru lol

How can you drink even rubbish whisky with Irn Bru...is it just to get pissed?"
dont be dissing the irn bru

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Am having a budhad a couple of glasses of vino earlier now on whisky n irn bru lol

How can you drink even rubbish whisky with Irn Bru...is it just to get pissed?"
Because its how i like it thats why and no its not to get pissed ..i dont get pissed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yip think that worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irn bru for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vodka and cream soda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee glass of red for me movie then bed Crist id be getting more action at a nunery. Lol 27 I should be out I genuinely think I'm an old man in a young body. Or ive just done to much in my years

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By *gag001Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bitter & Twisted...kids say it suits my personality...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bitter & Twisted...kids say it suits my personality...

Well I like bitter.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Irn bru for me xx"

Wondered why he had gone so quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have 6 bottles of beer - don't care what as long as it will get me through Mickey bloody mouses clubhouse

Has it finished yet? Not your beers , Mickey mouse, anything like how ours was been on for hours and hours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champagne and creme de casis, Kir royale.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Irn bru for me xx

Wondered why he had gone so quiet

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now thats FUNNy wot do you take me for a slut

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Irn bru for me xx

Wondered why he had gone so quiet

now thats FUNNy wot do you take me for a slut"

Yep!! Next question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Irn bru for me xx

Wondered why he had gone so quiet

now thats FUNNy wot do you take me for a slut

Yep!! Next question.

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oi you am nae man whore

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

tropical squash... did think about the champagne in the fridge but on my tod isn't much fun... lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Irn bru for me xx

Wondered why he had gone so quiet

now thats FUNNy wot do you take me for a slut

Yep!! Next question.

oi you am nae man whore"

hahaha, yer nae feckin man!!!! pmsl MWAH!! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I was late on this one... blame the 3 bottles of that delicious French invention - CHAMPAGNE!

Dear gawd my head today.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Ahh the joys of not suffering hangovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh the joys of not suffering hangovers

Yeah rub it in. Pass me the Andrews Liver Salts Nurse R. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should try a Charlie sheen shot Out of this world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had wkd blue...bud...baby Guinness...numerous different shots ..a new bacardi drink which was lovely...then more shots....it was a great night pmsl and no hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had a wee cup o T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should try a Charlie sheen shot Out of this world"

I'm not touching Charlie Sheen or having a shot if him Sheldon!!! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol was nice had one last night had to get the ingredients on my phone to show the barman how to make it But was obviously missing one thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol was nice had one last night had to get the ingredients on my phone to show the barman how to make it But was obviously missing one thing "

Note to self: Sheldon owes me one shot & the recipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only have a drink about three times a year End of may mite be my next one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hangovers gone horn kicking UN

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Am I too late to have a wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No yuo can have wine anytime it's a new rule

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"No yuo can have wine anytime it's a new rule

Ooh I lurves you captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm heading out to the supermarket to pick up some booze for tonight - anyone got any special requests? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hangovers gone horn kicking UN "

Why are you kicking the United Nations?

I know I've SLEPT my way round the world all in the name of International Relations. Kicking them will surely only lead to more violence - like spankings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm heading out to the supermarket to pick up some booze for tonight - anyone got any special requests? xx "

Sufferin Cuntfit for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mixer? Or is it so co on the rocks??

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'm heading out to the supermarket to pick up some booze for tonight - anyone got any special requests? xx "

Cheeky wee bottle of merlot please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any mixer? Or is it so co on the rocks?? "

Cream Soda & crushed ice please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any mixer? Or is it so co on the rocks??

Cream Soda & crushed ice please.

Your in luck - already got cream soda in the cupboard and a fancy freezer that produces crushed ice at the press of a button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm heading out to the supermarket to pick up some booze for tonight - anyone got any special requests? xx

Cheeky wee bottle of merlot please

Just the one Cutie?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Right now, I could really go for a few french martinis... but my weeman home in a couple of hours, so just a wee cup of earl grey for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any mixer? Or is it so co on the rocks??

Cream Soda & crushed ice please.

Your in luck - already got cream soda in the cupboard and a fancy freezer that produces crushed ice at the press of a button

Marry me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any mixer? Or is it so co on the rocks??

Cream Soda & crushed ice please.

Your in luck - already got cream soda in the cupboard and a fancy freezer that produces crushed ice at the press of a button

Marry me!!!"

That's the best offer I've had in a while - can I marry both of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any mixer? Or is it so co on the rocks??

Cream Soda & crushed ice please.

Your in luck - already got cream soda in the cupboard and a fancy freezer that produces crushed ice at the press of a button

Marry me!!!

That's the best offer I've had in a while - can I marry both of you?

Well if I've got more Online Wives than a Mormon on Viagra I don't see why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any mixer? Or is it so co on the rocks??

Cream Soda & crushed ice please.

Your in luck - already got cream soda in the cupboard and a fancy freezer that produces crushed ice at the press of a button

Marry me!!!

That's the best offer I've had in a while - can I marry both of you?

Well if I've got more Online Wives than a Mormon on Viagra I don't see why not. "

Yay xx

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Irn Bru[diet] with ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now, I could really go for a few french martinis... but my weeman home in a couple of hours, so just a wee cup of earl grey for me "

I think I've got some I. The cupboard for when my posh auntie visits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Irn Bru[diet] with ice

No diet juice here yuk lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I just shagged the dug and kicked the wife guess what i'm drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just shagged the dug and kicked the wife guess what i'm drinking

Meths??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I just shagged the dug and kicked the wife guess what i'm drinking

Lambrini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just shagged the dug and kicked the wife guess what i'm drinking

Meths??

Pmsl.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Right now, I could really go for a few french martinis... but my weeman home in a couple of hours, so just a wee cup of earl grey for me

I think I've got some I. The cupboard for when my posh auntie visits

Lol, I might drink posh tea... but I'm really not posh at all lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'm heading out to the supermarket to pick up some booze for tonight - anyone got any special requests? xx

Cheeky wee bottle of merlot please

Just the one Cutie?

Yes please but I'll have a few French martinis if they are on the go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just shagged the dug and kicked the wife guess what i'm drinking

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got tae be stellar always leads to bestiality

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"got tae be stellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm heading out to the supermarket to pick up some booze for tonight - anyone got any special requests? xx

Cheeky wee bottle of merlot please

Just the one Cutie?

Yes please but I'll have a few French martinis if they are on the go

For you cutie of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Av had enough of Morrisons for one day pick me up a crate if bud pms hunni

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