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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Nope. I'm fine thanks for asking

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems "
how low ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems "

Oh man, u don't half crack me up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems how low ?"
a tad. Smidgen, slightly

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems "

Wheelbarrow on stand-by?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems how low ?a tad. Smidgen, slightly "
Too much wanking ..if they were full the would be tight and higher so STOP WANKING LOL

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Another coffee/keyboard moment. Cheers Buroo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems how low ?a tad. Smidgen, slightly Too much wanking ..if they were full the would be tight and higher so STOP WANKING LOL "
a dont wank that much

Am down to once a day now

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems how low ?a tad. Smidgen, slightly Too much wanking ..if they were full the would be tight and higher so STOP WANKING LOL a dont wank that much

Am down to once a day now "
once a day and it last about 4 hrs ? pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems how low ?a tad. Smidgen, slightly Too much wanking ..if they were full the would be tight and higher so STOP WANKING LOL a dont wank that much

Am down to once a day now once a day and it last about 4 hrs ? pmsl "
well not since I started using creams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another coffee/keyboard moment. Cheers Buroo!! "
sorry hunni just telling like it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems "

do they waggle to and fro?

can you tie them in a knot?

can you tie them in a bow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to get support pants mate ether tht or a scaffold

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems how low ?a tad. Smidgen, slightly Too much wanking ..if they were full the would be tight and higher so STOP WANKING LOL a dont wank that much

Am down to once a day now once a day and it last about 4 hrs ? pmsl well not since I started using creams"

Yeah but you have started using tanning creams now!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Thanks for my morning giggle captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravity is a bitch when you see a lady with a nice pair of titties the bra comes off and they hit her knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems "

I read in "the family medical encyclopedia" that the best thing for saggy bawz was to dip them morning and night in ice cold water, this apparently bring back the elastisity to the saggy baw bag... ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems

I read in "the family medical encyclopedia" that the best thing for saggy bawz was to dip them morning and night in ice cold water, this apparently bring back the elastisity to the saggy baw bag... ..."
may give it a

Shot. But ma baw bag hi fine just the package seems to have shifted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too hungover for this. Bru - go dip yer smidgen in ice immediately bud. Lots of it. Cover yer winkie in it too. Pile on the ice. The more the merrier. Then...

... report back & tell me if you can sing soprano & hit High C!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gtavity's a myth......the earth sucks!!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Gtavity's a myth......the earth sucks!!!!!"

Who is earth? And does she have a profile on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock n ball vary in size all the time!! This morning I was like a good 6" same with my balls not even hard. But ive had acorn days to lol cocks n balls have very odd behavior . He always looks pritty tho xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cock n ball vary in size all the time!! This morning I was like a good 6" same with my balls not even hard. But ive had acorn days to lol cocks n balls have very odd behavior . He always looks pritty tho xxx "
Jamsie bhoyy cocks dont loo pritty thats why there called cocks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really woman keep telling me mine is. Just ask my meets lol

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Just noticed my balls seem to be hanging a tad lower

Any1 else having gravity problems

I read in "the family medical encyclopedia" that the best thing for saggy bawz was to dip them morning and night in ice cold water, this apparently bring back the elastisity to the saggy baw bag... ...may give it a

Shot. But ma baw bag hi fine just the package seems to have shifted "

What u mean by "the package". You got more than a 3piece suite down there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock n ball vary in size all the time!! This morning I was like a good 6" same with my balls not even hard. But ive had acorn days to lol cocks n balls have very odd behavior . He always looks pritty tho xxx Jamsie bhoyy cocks dont loo pritty thats why there called cocks lol "

Naw Bru I just looked at his pics. It's purty. Lmao!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just looks like yer average cock to me RT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saucer of milk... Table One!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been playing last chicken in sainsbury's bru?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been playing last chicken in sainsbury's bru? "
a dont shop in Sainsbury you know that. Wots last chicken???

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Have you been playing last chicken in sainsbury's bru? a dont shop in Sainsbury you know that. Wots last chicken??? "

Neeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wots last chicken wtf. Doesnt even make sense

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Haha I bought the last chicken in sainsburys the other day. Laughed all night about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok ah the last chicken of course (still doesnt have a clue wot these nutters are on aboot)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google it bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken? I couldn't possibly eat (the last) chicken. No, not a chicken. And bring a TURKEY.

Bru go google Urban Dictionary for the last chicken at Sainsburys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spend most ma fekin day googling shit

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