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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Keep seeing this on profiles

Is it humanely possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my Dyson when I accidentally hoovered up some fairly lights I'd laid out for a romantic evening.

All it does now is make a loud noise, hold for a couple of seconds then drop whatever it sucked in.

So yeah it sounds like it would be possible to suck like a Dyson.

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Yes... if your a cyborg from the future installed with dual cyclone technology lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen it too....as a metaphor it doesn't work for me....why on earth would you want someone that sucks like that..

It's about technique...not power!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure it's refering to the technique rather than the power of the suction.

Much like "suck a golfball up a garden hose".

Then again, how something is inferred and how it is perceived are worlds apart......sometimes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paid a very nice man £35 to fiddle with my dyson, he came to me, an in-house servicing.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Paid a very nice man £35 to fiddle with my dyson, he came to me, an in-house servicing."
Pmsl that just sounds so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paid a very nice man £35 to fiddle with my dyson, he came to me, an in-house servicing.Pmsl that just sounds so wrong "
He was very thorough. lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Paid a very nice man £35 to fiddle with my dyson, he came to me, an in-house servicing.Pmsl that just sounds so wrong He was very thorough. lol "
Ohhh I'm sure he was lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paid a very nice man £35 to fiddle with my dyson, he came to me, an in-house servicing.Pmsl that just sounds so wrong He was very thorough. lol Ohhh I'm sure he was lmao "

Aparently, my dyson is one of the best ones to service he said,, that confused me too,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone on here been suck by a dyson Then we can put it to the test guys

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Probably a source of many stories in an a&e department LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably a source of many stories in an a&e department LOL "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably a source of many stories in an a&e department LOL "

Patient--- I fell onto it nurse!

Nurse---- and it unzipped your trousers and moved yer underwear as u landed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not used all the attachments on mine, yup im a tease,,lol,,,

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By *bcplCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I have this on one of my verifications and was confused by it I thought it was a insult lol questioned mr over my technique as I'm quite proud of my bj skills but was assured its a compliment lol

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Keep seeing this on profiles

Is it humanely possible "

Bru, sure u don't mean HUMANLY possible.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Keep seeing this on profiles

Is it humanely possible

Bru, sure u don't mean HUMANLY possible.

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Of course he does... But humanely is much more bru

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Keep seeing this on profiles

Is it humanely possible

Bru, sure u don't mean HUMANLY possible.

Of course he does... But humanely is much more bru "

I think bru was right it probably isn't humane sucking that much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are these people who can suck like a Dyson?

My floor could do with a quick hoover.

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Maybe u could try it Bru, let us know how u get on (or off if that does it for you) !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'd like to be said to suck like a dyson .......... my dyson sooks the rug up off the floor, batters it round and leaves it frayed at the edges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I'd like to be said to suck like a dyson .......... my dyson sooks the rug up off the floor, batters it round and leaves it frayed at the edges. "
Dont knocket till you try it. I love my dyson

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I don't think I'd like to be said to suck like a dyson .......... my dyson sooks the rug up off the floor, batters it round and leaves it frayed at the edges. "

Some would pay for that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some HAVE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have 2 Dysons, an industrial Vax & a Henry.

None of em can deepthroat like Tandem. Lol!

(Awaits pelters).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone know how to extract this fkn Dyson attachment off a bellend???

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Soon as we get a pic and wet ourselves laughing we will tell you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soon as we get a pic and wet ourselves laughing we will tell you.... "

Cough!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

LOL..............Enjoying yourself there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The voices in my head made me do it Foe - honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

offt ffs RT you dyson with new tool toys again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"offt ffs RT you dyson with new tool toys again lol"

What???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"offt ffs RT you dyson with new tool toys again lol

What???"
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nothing im lost for words since i just opened a message attaching some pic's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"offt ffs RT you dyson with new tool toys again lol

What??? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nothing im lost for words since i just opened a message attaching some pic's "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually looked at your profile RandyTandem to see if you had tried the attachments....lol

Mx

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I would never respond to a profile with this on it. In my sexperience, dysons don't suck much. I prefer a Goblin....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would never respond to a profile with this on it. In my sexperience, dysons don't suck much. I prefer a Goblin...."
PERV!!

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