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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It looks a funny colour .

Ran oot off hand cream last nite and not thinking of consequences used dove fake tan

Cream

Any1 else ever boobed like that

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

So what are you saying, you have orange hands and cock?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"So what are you saying, you have orange hands and cock?

PMSL you took the words right out of my mouth!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Another bruism LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another bruism LOL"
now I know why nobody fabbed my pic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Friday Bruism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Friday Bruism"
lo just Wasnt thinking it through

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fuck me, do you EVER actually THINK Buroo?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"The Friday Bruism"

Add it to the list!!! Pmsfl

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

not me but a long time ago when we returned from holiday i asked my hubby to put all the toilitries away .

Later that nite my son was having a bath i left him for two mins to go get his towel on my return to the bathroom there was a strange smell i couldnt work out what it was , in the bath was my son sitting with a big grin on his face telling what a clever boy he was washing his own hair ...then it dawned on me that he had washed his hair with hair removing cream oppps

ive also sprayed myself with hairspray thinking it was deoderant lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See it mot just me. Nice one jacs. Bet that made the hair under your arms sticky ouch lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Errrrrrrrr jacs isn't as bad as you fake tanning yer cock!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck me....leave him alone for a few hours and this is the latest 'cock up'!!

Bru...you need a bloody carer!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feck me....leave him alone for a few hours and this is the latest 'cock up'!!

Bru...you need a bloody carer!!

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yeah but naebody wants too look after me pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck me....leave him alone for a few hours and this is the latest 'cock up'!!

Bru...you need a bloody carer!!

yeah but naebody wants too look after me pmsl

Furry....you're on mate!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm not being his carer!!!! I'm the one who tried to get him fostered lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being his carer!!!! I'm the one who tried to get him fostered lmao

awwwww Bru, c'mere...you can be my sissy sub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not being his carer!!!! I'm the one who tried to get him fostered lmao

awwwww Bru, c'mere...you can be my sissy sub

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sissy sub hang I know this one, am dressing up like at Halloween or sumthin

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm not being his carer!!!! I'm the one who tried to get him fostered lmao

awwwww Bru, c'mere...you can be my sissy sub

sissy sub hang I know this one, am dressing up like at Halloween or sumthin

Oh bugger, my sides are splitting here!!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

As are most on forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being his carer!!!! I'm the one who tried to get him fostered lmao

awwwww Bru, c'mere...you can be my sissy sub

sissy sub hang I know this one, am dressing up like at Halloween or sumthin

Oh bugger, my sides are splitting here!!! "

FFS!!!! Tears are pouring down my face

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm not being his carer!!!! I'm the one who tried to get him fostered lmao

awwwww Bru, c'mere...you can be my sissy sub

sissy sub hang I know this one, am dressing up like at Halloween or sumthin

Oh bugger, my sides are splitting here!!!

FFS!!!! Tears are pouring down my face

Dinnae!! It was funny enough on the phone

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Oh mate!!!! I think we are gonna have to give you an honorary degree or something in bruism!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being his carer!!!! I'm the one who tried to get him fostered lmao

awwwww Bru, c'mere...you can be my sissy sub

sissy sub hang I know this one, am dressing up like at Halloween or sumthin

Oh bugger, my sides are splitting here!!!

FFS!!!! Tears are pouring down my face

Dinnae!! It was funny enough on the phone

Wend....this one has finished me, the Tennalady wasnae all it was cracked up to be!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Unless you actually do it and let us all take pictures!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless you actually do it and let us all take pictures!!!!!

Now that would be f$# king hilarious.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Unless you actually do it and let us all take pictures!!!!!

Now that would be f$# king hilarious.

I think we should get him d*unk and dress him up Pmsfl

Any volunteers to help??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ME ME ME!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Unless you actually do it and let us all take pictures!!!!!

Now that would be f$# king hilarious.

I think we should get him d*unk and dress him up Pmsfl

Any volunteers to help??????

Sissy pirate ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whoa hang on how did a miss this. You want me to dress up as a chick

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Whoa hang on how did a miss this. You want me to dress up as a chick

No! YOU said you wanted to dress up as a sissy sub!!! Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoa hang on how did a miss this. You want me to dress up as a chick

No! YOU said you wanted to dress up as a sissy sub!!! Pmsfl

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when did a sign up for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ME ME ME!

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youse are aw bonkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is Bru really Joey Essex ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kevs dont gie them ideas

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"is Bru really Joey Essex ?

Only if you saw him on celebrity juice a few weeks ago pmsfl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Besides, he can't be joey Essex - he's Dr Bru now! Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....a cheesy wotsit ?????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"is Bru really Joey Essex ?

Nah, Joey Essex is MENSA in comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Besides, he can't be joey Essex - he's Dr Bru now! Pmsfl

When he become a doctor? Wonder what type of surgery he'll be running?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Besides, he can't be joey Essex - he's Dr Bru now! Pmsfl

When he become a doctor? Wonder what type of surgery he'll be running?

He became a dr when he got his phd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Besides, he can't be joey Essex - he's Dr Bru now! Pmsfl

When he become a doctor? Wonder what type of surgery he'll be running?

He became a dr when he got his phd

Is phd pronounced FUD? Just asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PHD? Oh I don't know what that means can you explain to me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Besides, he can't be joey Essex - he's Dr Bru now! Pmsfl

When he become a doctor? Wonder what type of surgery he'll be running?

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gynecology of course come on ladies form a Que am the clunge doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, nice.

Once a few years ago put some moisturiser on my face as the wind was howling on the way home, rubbed the stuff in then looked in the mirror to see that I looked like Mr T! Turns out it was some tinted moisturiser with blusher.

The next day the stuff was rubbing off onto the collar of my white school shirt in the middle of class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad too see am not the only one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Besides, he can't be joey Essex - he's Dr Bru now! Pmsfl

When he become a doctor? Wonder what type of surgery he'll be running?

He became a dr when he got his phd

Is phd pronounced FUD? Just asking."

cheeky

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