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By *easertam4 OP   Man
13 weeks ago

The Borough Hotel Lancaster

Asking for a friend who has recently undergone a traumatic first (and last) meet with a young lady from this website of Genuine, Honest and totally accurate profiles.

So ,when should 'Bob' have got back in his car and made his apologies, (if she was able to comprehend the English language).

1,Young team sitting on the doorstep.

2,No carpets.

3,No doors or even doorframes in the house.

4,No sheets on the soiled mattress.

5,Hairy armpits and @rsehole.

6,Smoking and dumping ash into the many beer cans at the side of the bed.

7,Unable to look 'Bob' in the eye.

8,Unable to verbally communicate with 'Bob'

9,When he saw the Stanley knife at the side of the bed.

Answers on a postcard please, and I'll make sure 'Bob' gets to see them.

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By *assy LassieWoman
13 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Step 1.

Take it he went through all the steps🤷‍♀️🙈

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By *ibliosWoman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

When he was invited to a private residence for sex by someone he'd never even met and, by the sounds of it, had barely had any communication with...

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By *askedcouple37Couple
13 weeks ago

Inverclyde


"When he was invited to a private residence for sex by someone he'd never even met and, by the sounds of it, had barely had any communication with... "

There's your red flag there to talk the dick down from leading the brain. If someone's not willing to have a social with you but is will to say c'mon over for a ride it's time to assess the situationand life choices

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By *orquemadaMan
13 weeks ago

glasgow

How did it start so bad but 'Bob' still managed to get to the stage where he saw their hairy bum hole?

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By *ellinever70Woman
13 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Bob sounds like a very silly man

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By *ennyjMan
13 weeks ago

falkirk

Think u need to have a word in ' bobs' ear if he's that close a friend

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By *ornyone30Man
13 weeks ago

ABERDEEN

Who thinks bobs real name is Tam/Tom? I'd have been dubious even before getting to the house tbh

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By *riendly foeWoman
13 weeks ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"When he was invited to a private residence for sex by someone he'd never even met and, by the sounds of it, had barely had any communication with... "

This!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
13 weeks ago

Dunfermline

RIP Bob. I hear the Clyde is cold at this time of year

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By *erfHerder74Man
13 weeks ago

Inverclyde

This is why I meet men before going to their house or flat, anything I feel red flag I’m gone

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By *ohn_1985Man
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Was she a good ride though, bob? 😂

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By *rgoodnbadMan
13 weeks ago

greenock


"Asking for a friend who has recently undergone a traumatic first (and last) meet with a young lady from this website of Genuine, Honest and totally accurate profiles.

So ,when should 'Bob' have got back in his car and made his apologies, (if she was able to comprehend the English language).

1,Young team sitting on the doorstep.

2,No carpets.

3,No doors or even doorframes in the house.

4,No sheets on the soiled mattress.

5,Hairy armpits and @rsehole.

6,Smoking and dumping ash into the many beer cans at the side of the bed.

7,Unable to look 'Bob' in the eye.

8,Unable to verbally communicate with 'Bob'

9,When he saw the Stanley knife at the side of the bed.

Answers on a postcard please, and I'll make sure 'Bob' gets to see them.

"

I'm from Greenock, seen worse.

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By *erfHerder74Man
13 weeks ago

Inverclyde


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I'm from Greenock, seen worse. "

Plenty of area are a red flag in Greenock

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Turned up at a meet and the house was filthy, rubbish all over the floor and the carpet hadnt ever been hoovered made my exuses and left!!!

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By *horstrollMan
13 weeks ago

Caprona

Hopefully Bob isn’t too traumatised to visit the local clinic to ensure his health is in good order

Out of interest was protection offered or insisted apon

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