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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

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Post your clue's for the fakes out there.

1. When you say " will we all have a chat on the phone" pfftt they disappear

Feel free to add

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Hi.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cyber sex

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Here's my mobile, what's yours?

Then they disappear.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"cyber sex"

Plenty of genuine swingers are into that..

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Here's my mobile, what's yours?

Then they disappear."

If you gave me your mobile, id probably run off with it as well

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home


"Here's my mobile, what's yours?

Then they disappear.

If you gave me your mobile, id probably run off with it as well "

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

When they message asking what I will be doing to their Mrs

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

when the lady has every illness under the sun, and can never be there to chat... oh and as well as being very poorly, she works 17 jobs a week, so is never home...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

When you do talk to "her" on phone and she got sore throat/bad cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No feedback, verifications or friends even though they've been members for months.

No photos or only really shoddy ones.

It's so easy to get photo verified and only 2 people in London ever get to see the photo (fab moderators) so if you cannot get the little green flag next for your name, you really have no chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cyber sex

Plenty of genuine swingers are into that.."

pass lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Profile content is usually the dead give away for me because i reads like a man has written it and not a couple because half the fems would never allow half the things typed on it in the first place .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's my mobile, what's yours?

Then they disappear.

If you gave me your mobile, id probably run off with it as well "

typical clydebank lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"cyber sex

Plenty of genuine swingers are into that..pass lol"

Doesnt make them fake though...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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If you gave me your mobile, id probably run off with it as well typical clydebank lol "

Got a bloody rep to maintain now

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Profile content is usually the dead give away for me because i reads like a man has written it and not a couple because half the fems would never allow half the things typed on it in the first place . "

Gawd yea!!!

Urgh!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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If you gave me your mobile, id probably run off with it as well typical clydebank lol

Got a bloody rep to maintain now "

yip dont get that sort of thing on my side of city

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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Got a bloody rep to maintain now yip dont get that sort of thing on my side of city "

Yip you all too feckin soft over there

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Always wary of a Friends Request from a couple (ha ha) who are a few hundred miles away and no chance of ever meeting up.

Picture collecting guy?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Always wary of a Friends Request from a couple (ha ha) who are a few hundred miles away and no chance of ever meeting up.

Picture collecting guy?"

Requests from anyone without so much as "Hiya"....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Always wary when not even a hint of HIM...on couples profiles..

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"No feedback, verifications or friends even though they've been members for months.

No photos or only really shoddy ones.

It's so easy to get photo verified and only 2 people in London ever get to see the photo (fab moderators) so if you cannot get the little green flag next for your name, you really have no chance. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When couple constantly update their status bar about having meets etc and they never get verified

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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No photos or only really shoddy ones.

It's so easy to get photo verified and only 2 people in London ever get to see the photo (fab moderators) so if you cannot get the little green flag next for your name, you really have no chance. "

If all they can manage is No pics or shoddy ones....

How good you think they be taking one to be verified??

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"When couple constantly update their status bar about having meets etc and they never get verified"

LOL that makes me laugh.....No just couples....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages that are from a "couple" yet always refer to I ..not ...We ....as in "can I meet you " ?.....or I this ..and I that ........... numbnutts don't even have the braincells to figure use correct terms .......dead give away....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi............. "

Lol to be fare that how you normal start talking to some1 in the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to come meet these two women with me I'll come pick you up whats your phone number

Or hi I'm a size 8 blond 5"4 blue eyes 34 DD and I'm really horny . Whats your email

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually when they're listed as a couple lol

Though no pics, and no veris is a giveaway.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Hi.............

Lol to be fare that how you normal start talking to some1 in the street "

But im not on the street

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"You want to come meet these two women with me I'll come pick you up whats your phone number

Or hi I'm a size 8 blond 5"4 blue eyes 34 DD and I'm really horny . Whats your email "

LOL yip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually when they're listed as a couple lol

Though no pics, and no veris is a giveaway. "

its why i dont message them

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

When they are using your pics claiming its them lol

Common one I see is "any pics" and when you say your not showing them they vanish, just makes them pic collectors

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I have a unique way of spotting a fake - I ask my friend Miss Marple.

She is the best person I know at spotting fakes and she's never been wrong!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I have a unique way of spotting a fake - I ask my friend Miss Marple.

She is the best person I know at spotting fakes and she's never been wrong!! "

So thats what you call it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I have a unique way of spotting a fake - I ask my friend Miss Marple.

She is the best person I know at spotting fakes and she's never been wrong!!

So thats what you call it "

It has a name but I don't call it miss marple

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I have a unique way of spotting a fake - I ask my friend Miss Marple.

She is the best person I know at spotting fakes and she's never been wrong!! "

Miss Marple sounds freakin' awesome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi.............

Lol to be fare that how you normal start talking to some1 in the street

But im not on the street "

Haha fare shout

Awww I could of Been a naughty boy there but your to nice xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I have a unique way of spotting a fake - I ask my friend Miss Marple.

She is the best person I know at spotting fakes and she's never been wrong!!

Miss Marple sounds freakin' awesome lol "

She is!! I still don't know how she does it but like I say, she's never been wrong and she always steers me in the right direction! I seriously owe her more than one

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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Haha fare shout

Awww I could of Been a naughty boy there but your to nice xx"

And you would have paid highly next time I saw you (and no, thats not a street reference) lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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She is!! I still don't know how she does it but like I say, she's never been wrong and she always steers me in the right direction! I seriously owe her more than one "

How you know she not keeping you to herself?

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I have a unique way of spotting a fake - I ask my friend Miss Marple.

She is the best person I know at spotting fakes and she's never been wrong!!

Miss Marple sounds freakin' awesome lol

She is!! I still don't know how she does it but like I say, she's never been wrong and she always steers me in the right direction! I seriously owe her more than one "

She must be a highly intelligent, very good looking gal lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I have a unique way of spotting a fake - I ask my friend Miss Marple.

She is the best person I know at spotting fakes and she's never been wrong!!

Miss Marple sounds freakin' awesome lol

She is!! I still don't know how she does it but like I say, she's never been wrong and she always steers me in the right direction! I seriously owe her more than one

She must be a highly intelligent, very good looking gal lol "

She once old me how she did it and I had a bru moment - it went neeeeeoooowwww lol

As for good looking, this is gonna sound really strange but I've never met her or even seen a face pic! Now that I think about it I really must ask her why not lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

She is!! I still don't know how she does it but like I say, she's never been wrong and she always steers me in the right direction! I seriously owe her more than one

How you know she not keeping you to herself? "

Who would want to keep me to themselves?? Lmao

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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How you know she not keeping you to herself?

Who would want to keep me to themselves?? Lmao "

Silly me.....Never thought of that

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

How you know she not keeping you to herself?

Who would want to keep me to themselves?? Lmao

Silly me.....Never thought of that "

And you are the intelligent one out of the two of us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a fan of the "fill this in later" and they* have been on site over a year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No face pic when requested and gets really pmt'd about it.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"No face pic when requested and gets really pmt'd about it."

And every excuse for not having one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a guy lately asks you to go on cam for 2000 pounds

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"When a guy lately asks you to go on cam for 2000 pounds"

Yeah, the fkrs never pay up

PS...Admin im joking....dont make me sit outside, its cold

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When a guy lately asks you to go on cam for 2000 pounds

Yeah, the fkrs never pay up

PS...Admin im joking....dont make me sit outside, its cold "

She doesn't do well on the naughty step lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

PS...Admin im joking....dont make me sit outside, its cold

She doesn't do well on the naughty step lol "

I dont they give me piles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u ask couples for face pics but they only send 1 of the male claiming that the female is too shy to show a face pic ...... Aye ok then lol

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

If I talk to a couple and they just send me separate pics of the male and female I always ask for a pic of them in the same shot to prove they are a couple.. then they do a vanishing act usually. If they are a couple surely its not hard to take a couple pic

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"When u ask couples for face pics but they only send 1 of the male claiming that the female is too shy to show a face pic ...... Aye ok then lol "

Its the ones that only send pic of female that gets me...

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

When the couple sends face pictures and the guys one is him standing in his messy bedroom, the girls pic has been taken at a photography studio.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"If I talk to a couple and they just send me separate pics of the male and female I always ask for a pic of them in the same shot to prove they are a couple.. then they do a vanishing act usually. If they are a couple surely its not hard to take a couple pic"

If pics taken in same place, fair enough....Least they were in same room together at some point lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"When the couple sends face pictures and the guys one is him standing in his messy bedroom, the girls pic has been taken at a photography studio. "

Or 2 separate pics taken in mirror???

Cant they take one of each other??

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I got a face picture recently from a couple. It was a blurry picture of a woman, side on standing at a make up counter looking at lipsticks.

He must have taken a sneaky picture on his phone of a stranger. Idiot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone called Kev is a fake and really a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I talk to a couple and they just send me separate pics of the male and female I always ask for a pic of them in the same shot to prove they are a couple.. then they do a vanishing act usually. If they are a couple surely its not hard to take a couple pic

If pics taken in same place, fair enough....Least they were in same room together at some point lol"

Must be honest when we 1st joined we had uploaded seperate pics of us without even thinkin about it, and got to say it did stop 1 couple wantin to meet us because they wanted a pic of us together which is fair enough, (altho if they had msged and said it was a pic together they wanted we would have uploaded 1 there and then) so now we have uploaded 1 of us together

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home


"When a guy lately asks you to go on cam for 2000 pounds"

We had him two weeks ago ...he wouldn't go up to three grand though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys over the age of say 35.......that cannot accommodate.......

That has to be a bit suspicious....Maybe not fakes.....but more probably playing away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single guys over the age of say 35.......that cannot accommodate.......

That has to be a bit suspicious....Maybe not fakes.....but more probably playing away...

"

or have the kids staying with them or any other genuine reason.

Would woman over 35 who can't accom be viewed with the same suspicion ?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Single guys over the age of say 35.......that cannot accommodate.......

That has to be a bit suspicious....Maybe not fakes.....but more probably playing away...

or have the kids staying with them or any other genuine reason.

Would woman over 35 who can't accom be viewed with the same suspicion ? "

No, they wouldnt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single guys over the age of say 35.......that cannot accommodate.......

That has to be a bit suspicious....Maybe not fakes.....but more probably playing away...

or have the kids staying with them or any other genuine reason.

Would woman over 35 who can't accom be viewed with the same suspicion ?

No, they wouldnt...."

Very true, but no difference really

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

No, they wouldnt....

Very true, but no difference really"

None at all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single guys over the age of say 35.......that cannot accommodate.......

That has to be a bit suspicious....Maybe not fakes.....but more probably playing away...

or have the kids staying with them or any other genuine reason.

Would woman over 35 who can't accom be viewed with the same suspicion ?

No, they wouldnt...."

But thrn who are the fakes on here....don't think it's the women...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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But thrn who are the fakes on here....don't think it's the women..."

You dont?

Plenty of fake women on here...

Only have to read the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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But thrn who are the fakes on here....don't think it's the women...

You dont?

Plenty of fake women on here...

Only have to read the forums "

Your right of course....as are the other posters who mention kids at home...ect

I just meant in most cases guys over 35 who can't accommodate should send out a warning signal....

There are if course many legit reasons....but maybe the biggest one is their wife would not be best pleased if a strange woman turned up on the doorstep......asking to see Well Hung Guy....or what name they have..

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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But thrn who are the fakes on here....don't think it's the women...

You dont?

Plenty of fake women on here...

Only have to read the forums

Your right of course....as are the other posters who mention kids at home...ect

I just meant in most cases guys over 35 who can't accommodate should send out a warning signal....

There are if course many legit reasons....but maybe the biggest one is their wife would not be best pleased if a strange woman turned up on the doorstep......asking to see Well Hung Guy....or what name they have.."

I know what you meant....

Its the first thing I think when I see it

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Married or still lives with parents

Not sure which is worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Married or still lives with parents

Not sure which is worse "

Guess it depends.....if they have never left home then that's just wrong...if they have left and come back for emotional or financial reasons such as a break up then that's different...no matter what your parents never stop being your mum and dad....and always a place of refuge in a storm

Goodness that went a bit heavy....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I was going for the never left home one...

Sitting there in is vest chatting away on computer in his bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going for the never left home one...

Sitting there in is vest chatting away on computer in his bedroom "

Cock in one hand....cheesy quavers in the other...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I was going for the never left home one...

Sitting there in is vest chatting away on computer in his bedroom

Cock in one hand....cheesy quavers in the other..."

LOL.....oh what an image!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going for the never left home one...

Sitting there in is vest chatting away on computer in his bedroom

Cock in one hand....cheesy quavers in the other...

LOL.....oh what an image!!!"

Next morning he's wondering why he's got one yellow hand and one stiff one!

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

American plug sockets in "her" photos

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Status update saying "just met BigCock999, was amazing cant wait to do it again"

Friends list has one friend - BigCock999

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would any one in there right mind come on here ,just to look at your pictures ?

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

lol £2000?????

The miserable git has just offered me £1000...

He must think I'm cheap...

(no nasty commentss now)

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