FabSwingers.com forum: Bruisms

By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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What have been your favourite bruisms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It changes daily tho the Neeeeeeoooow one still has me chucking. It will probably go down as a Fab Catchphrase.

I'll re-read his posts now & get back to ya.

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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My fav started 'brus homework'. I just love bru's innocence - but slowly we are all corrupting him

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"It changes daily tho the Neeeeeeoooow one still has me chucking. It will probably go down as a Fab Catchphrase.

I'll re-read his posts now & get back to ya. "

I do love neeeeeeeooooooowwwww too lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

His catchphrase seems to be

WTF???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catfish - another classic.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Switch. As bru would say Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am just not as sexually educated as some but willing to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His now legendary TYPOS. I'm having a giggle re-reading that thread & in the very first post... yes, you guessed it - a typo!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Am just not as sexually educated as some but willing to learn"

You will make some woman a great sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His Oscars Speech after going off one day to have a meltdown, when I swear I could hear his me mind whirring across the city trying to make sense of the threads so he went off to play in the Lounge. Me & Furry followed him to find him eating his Crunchie. There he was sitting in the sandpit all by himself. Mrs KFC sent me a KIK message & I stuck up his Why We All Love BruBru thread. When he came back his wee face was like a kid at Christmas. So touching I almost teared up myself. Ahh our wee BruBru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had my own BruBru / Bruism moment.

Just come in from the bank, headphones still in, tidying up the mess in kitchen (which I'd cleaned up just before going off to do the banking), switched kettle on & made a brew, other half says he's making soup & crusty bread for starters. Do I want some?

Oh yeah but I've just LIT a cuppa tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had my own BruBru / Bruism moment.

Oh yeah but I've just LIT a cuppa tea.

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ser happens to the best of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had my own BruBru / Bruism moment.

Oh yeah but I've just LIT a cuppa tea.

ser happens to the best of us"

Current fave typo is directly above. Lmao!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"His Oscars Speech after going off one day to have a meltdown, when I swear I could hear his me mind whirring across the city trying to make sense of the threads so he went off to play in the Lounge. Me & Furry followed him to find him eating his Crunchie. There he was sitting in the sandpit all by himself. Mrs KFC sent me a KIK message & I stuck up his Why We All Love BruBru thread. When he came back his wee face was like a kid at Christmas. So touching I almost teared up myself. Ahh our wee BruBru. "

This

and way too many to mention..... Makes me smile every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

and way too many to mention..... Makes me smile every day

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aw cheers cutie

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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Bru, you are just sheer class mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bru, you are just sheer class mate lol

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wtf a.c. I done now

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"Bru, you are just sheer class mate lol

wtf a.c. I done now

See above lmao. You do it without even thinking!! Pmsfl. You're gonna need a better phone! Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How rude cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latest Bruism - The CK One aftershave bottle pic. I roared with laughter. Better than Prozac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pandas for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pandas for me.

The pandas are still in therapy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

His one today when Buroo admitted even he couldn't understand what he wrote. Had me crying with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His one today when Buroo admitted even he couldn't understand what he wrote. Had me crying with laughter

Which thread? The one above or is there another I've missed?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"His one today when Buroo admitted even he couldn't understand what he wrote. Had me crying with laughter

Which thread? The one above or is there another I've missed?"

about halfway down:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/scotland/166306

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Bruism

Bru question: Whatever happened to Cookie Monster?

Reply: He's in your local Argos.

Bru: Is he on tour or something?

Totally cracked me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adopt me was a howl a minute too.

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"New Bruism

Bru question: Whatever happened to Cookie Monster?

Reply: He's in your local Argos.

Bru: Is he on tour or something?

Totally cracked me up.

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Bruism.

Dom, Sub or Switch thread.

* You're Bru's Dom (speaking of me)

Bru - Is that a good thing or a bad?

Pmsl. I swear I'm gonna write these all down & write a tv show outta this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think Iat have invented a new isim

Is that homo you say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep think this one's a winner,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New Bruism.

Dom, Sub or Switch thread.

* You're Bru's Dom (speaking of me)

Bru - Is that a good thing or a bad?

Pmsl. I swear I'm gonna write these all down & write a tv show outta this. "

ok this is the one that is the winner! Grr bloody stupid kindle crap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Iat have invented a new isim

Is that homo you say it

Homoism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Iat have invented a new isim

Is that homo you say it

Homoism

yes and this one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Iat have invented a new isim

Is that homo you say it

Homoism

yes and this one too

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cant help

It Judy happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit just happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think Iat have invented a new isim

Is that homo you say it

Homoism

yes and this one too

cant help

It Judy happens

He's a good friend of Judy's

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Poor bru we thought it was just a one off but after reading this and the profile and realising it's not because your ginger we love your fk ups too hehehe long live the bruisms that is you xx and bee doesn't feel alone in her madness anymore !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His one today when Buroo admitted even he couldn't understand what he wrote. Had me crying with laughter

Which thread? The one above or is there another I've missed?

about halfway down:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/scotland/166306"

Found it!

Eh wtf oops even I dont no wot that says lol

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And wots wrong with knicketsiffer pmsl

It's not supposed to be true bru "

ahh right thought you were having a pop at me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor bru we thought it was just a one off but after reading this and the profile and realising it's not because your ginger we love your fk ups too hehehe long live the bruisms that is you xx and bee doesn't feel alone in her madness anymore !!!!

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hang on a min am not ginger. Wtf who said a was ginger

???

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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Ahhh, so far behind bru lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless him I think wearing that panda suit has made him a bit confused and delusional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him I think wearing that panda suit has made him a bit confused and delusional.

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no she saidi ws ginger

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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No she was saying it couldn't be blamed on being ginger! Lmao

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

What kind of phone do you have bru? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sony Xperia why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blamed his oddly coloured tadger on using Fake Tan instead of handcream. The fact that his tadger was also orange can only be cos after he used the Fake Tan on his rough hands he rubbed one out & his winkie turned orange. Pmsl,

The Friday Bruism!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Sony Xperia why

Because I don't think your predictive text is working right. I would take it back

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Sony Xperia why

Because I don't think your predictive text is working right. I would take it back "

It's working right - but he's got the language set to Chinese for the pandas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it's fine I cant speak bloody Chinese

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'm not being his carer!!!! I'm the one who tried to get him fostered lmao

awwwww Bru, c'mere...you can be my sissy sub "

sissy sub hang I know this one, am dressing up like at Halloween or sumthin

Yet another bruism!!!!

And certainly worthy of an honorary doctorate surely Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my God, wetting myself here with laughter..... can't.......breath, pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it's fine I cant speak bloody Chinese"

I can see that wee face of his looking quite sincerely when he said that.

No fuckin wonder Tian Tian have him a knock back. Lmao! (That & she saw his orange tadger!)

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"No it's fine I cant speak bloody Chinese

I can see that wee face of his looking quite sincerely when he said that.

No fuckin wonder Tian Tian have him a knock back. Lmao! (That & she saw his orange tadger!)"

Yeah, I don't think pandas have orange winkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it's fine I cant speak bloody Chinese

I can see that wee face of his looking quite sincerely when he said that.

No fuckin wonder Tian Tian have him a knock back. Lmao! (That & she saw his orange tadger!)"
oi the reason the pandas didnt cop off with me ( apart from the fact they are pandas) is cos they dont speak fekin English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it's fine I cant speak bloody Chinese

I can see that wee face of his looking quite sincerely when he said that.

No fuckin wonder Tian Tian have him a knock back. Lmao! (That & she saw his orange tadger!)oi the reason the pandas didnt cop off with me ( apart from the fact they are pandas) is cos they dont speak fekin English "

And you do?

I bet they can WRITE it tho. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can rite just sometimes nobody can read it

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"oi the reason the pandas didnt cop off with me ( apart from the fact they are pandas) is cos they dont speak fekin English "

They dont understand a word you say?

Surely thats in your favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think any1 does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today's Bruism is:

He's the smart one - the inte-something one that makes the Forums run like a swiss (yes no upper case S) clock.

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's Bruism is:

He's the smart one - the inte-something one that makes the Forums run like a swiss (yes no upper case S) clock.

Brilliant. "
and yet point is caller

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

And he lives in Hetee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today's Bruism is:

He's the smart one - the inte-something one that makes the Forums run like a swiss (yes no upper case S) clock.

Brilliant. and yet point is caller

I don't know YET! Pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And he lives in Hetee...."

I thought he was just putting on an accent. Pmsl!

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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And another - asked when a woman becomes a cougar - bru said

When clothes from Evans fit you

Thats cougar right???

Oh bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Current fave is thinking Evans sells cougar clothing. Bagpuss maybe, Cougar - NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blamed his oddly coloured tadger on using Fake Tan instead of handcream. The fact that his tadger was also orange can only be cos after he used the Fake Tan on his rough hands he rubbed one out & his winkie turned orange. Pmsl,

The Friday Bruism!"

Lol

This one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Friday Bruism!

Lol

This one

That one conjured so many vivid images I almost needed therapy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think a just say stuff thard in

Ma head at the Time!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Think a just say stuff thard in

Ma head at the Time!!

I think bru needs a filter installed!

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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I've worked it out

Bru's mouth opens, he says something or types it........half an hour later his brain realises what happened, says 'oh shit',looks down at his ass and says 'well, you're gonna pay for that!!'

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Latest Bruism - The CK One aftershave bottle pic. I roared with laughter. Better than Prozac. "

This is my all time favourite. Who needs a sky remote when you have a miniature bottle of CK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latest Bruism - The CK One aftershave bottle pic. I roared with laughter. Better than Prozac.

This is my all time favourite. Who needs a sky remote when you have a miniature bottle of CK.

And he's so proud of that pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latest Bruism - The CK One aftershave bottle pic. I roared with laughter. Better than Prozac.

This is my all time favourite. Who needs a sky remote when you have a miniature bottle of CK.

And he's so proud of that pic

Yeah but when he tried to turn the tv channel with the CK bottle I bet he sat wondering if the batteries were dud for about 30 mins!

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"Latest Bruism - The CK One aftershave bottle pic. I roared with laughter. Better than Prozac.

This is my all time favourite. Who needs a sky remote when you have a miniature bottle of CK.

And he's so proud of that pic

Yeah but when he tried to turn the tv channel with the CK bottle I bet he sat wondering if the batteries were dud for about 30 mins!

Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COUGARS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PANDAS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He probably thinks a menagerie is a 3some!

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Saw the pandas yesterday, Tian Tian was asking for bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem I know it sumthin to do with burds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's an AVIARY!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Mange tout bru mange tout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a wee Sweetpea

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"You're a wee Sweetpea "

Thanks

22 ops wrong one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's an AVIARY!"
you sure it doesnt involve burds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a wee Sweetpea

Thanks

22 ops wrong one

Feck sake - who knew Bruism was catching???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's an AVIARY!you sure it doesnt involve burds

Just dumb animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovable thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovable thought

Yer a wee pet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee Mup Pet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Baldrick haircut. Today's classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today's classic.

Couple are looking for BBC / coloured guys to join them for some fun & invite folk to say hello if they fit what they're looking for. Bru INSTANTLY posts on it saying "hello".

I have visions of him showing up at he couples house & waving his self-tanned wanger at them & thinking he qualifies on all counts.

mfao.

Bru, do you ever actually READ posts or are you just addicted to posting on everything?

(Close second is he posts a reply to someone who is looking for couples or a Bi fuck buddy saying he so would. My cheeks are sore with laughing so much.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee Mup Pet!"

Make that BIG MUP PET!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Hello

nearly wet myself reading that one. The op is so confused

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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OMG!! He is soooooo daft pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still laughing my head off thinking of him sending them a pic of his self tanned cock next to the miniature CK bottle, then showing up at the couples & announcing "will this do?"

I bet the couple are going WTF?!!!

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm still laughing my head off thinking of him sending them a pic of his self tanned cock next to the miniature CK bottle, then showing up at the couples & announcing "will this do?"

I bet the couple are going WTF?!!!"

Rofpmsfl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll it's ma birthday after all

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"We'll it's ma birthday after all

That's not an excuse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the. Best a could come up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the. Best a could come up with

You coulda said ya were pissed.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Just caught up on this and my stomach is seriously sore from laughing so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was just thinking I'm not alone in making a few minor errors lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Was just thinking I'm not alone in making a few minor errors lol

you make majors.... Not epics though x

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Was just thinking I'm not alone in making a few minor errors lol

you make majors.... Not epics though x "

Oh I don't know - quite a few have been epic

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Was just thinking I'm not alone in making a few minor errors lol

Sorry Bru I had to catch up on this ... So funny but I'm laughing with you, not at you honest

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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Is taking a pizza out the oven a euphemism "

is that not helping old peeps to

Die?

Another classic from our lovely wee bru

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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The bruisms are still here and will be here forever as long as we keep bumping them every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I obviously started using the forum too late, sides are splitting just reading this thread.

class.

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I obviously started using the forum too late, sides are splitting just reading this thread.

class.

This is why we ALL love bru

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf just read through this lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

It's good to look back at these, and realise you never got any more sensible in your time here, Bru!

Whwn do we start interviewing for your replacement?

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"It's good to look back at these, and realise you never got any more sensible in your time here, Bru!

Whwn do we start interviewing for your replacement?

We don't

There is no replacement for bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's good to look back at these, and realise you never got any more sensible in your time here, Bru!

Whwn do we start interviewing for your replacement?

We don't

There is no replacement for bru

I think you have some bru moments too Andy

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I think as a mark of respect to wur very ain panda pirate, we should continue to post the Bruisms that others make on here.

Until he slinks back, that is, and then it'll be all his stuff again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's good to look back at these, and realise you never got any more sensible in your time here, Bru!

Whwn do we start interviewing for your replacement?

We don't

There is no replacement for bru

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Bump

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh the memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comeback post or what lol? But I haven't a clue what its about

. Help

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ahhhhhh see, I didn't bump it up, just created it.

It requires reading in its entirety

And it's all about our friend Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I had no idea his name was Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i mind rightly was that not the new name they where going to give the Panda cub if we have one in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

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hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one

Aye sure

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one

Did you have a straight face when you typed that??

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one

Did you have a straight face when you typed that??

Must be another bruism

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"if i mind rightly was that not the new name they where going to give the Panda cub if we have one in Scotland

I think you're right mate. It was to be called Steve the Pirate if it was a boy, and _ustcutie if it was a girl

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I had no idea his name was Steve. "

Oh yeah, Steve the Pirate to be exact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one

Smart & male!?? Hardly think so lol.

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one

Smart & male!?? Hardly think so lol.

OI you!!! I resemble that remark!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one

Smart & male!?? Hardly think so lol.

OI you!!! I resemble that remark!!

Enough said... I rest my case lol...

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one

Smart & male!?? Hardly think so lol.

OI you!!! I resemble that remark!!

Enough said... I rest my case lol...

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"if i mind rightly was that not the new name they where going to give the Panda cub if we have one in Scotland

I think you're right mate. It was to be called Steve the Pirate if it was a boy, and _ustcutie if it was a girl

Oh you are in so much trouble for that furry

I had nothing to do with pandas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one

Smart & male!?? Hardly think so lol.

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female. And cheeky. Sounds a bout right. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That bloody user no longer on site bloke cannae half dominate a thread though....jeezo!

I know!! And to think, if memory serves correctly, he even took a Scottish drinks name in vain!!

Aww I see lol. Your newly returned friend I'm guessing? Make sense now. Thanks Mr

hang. Around. Long enough. You will get to know. Me I'm the smart one

Smart & male!?? Hardly think so lol.

female. And cheeky. Sounds a bout right. Lol

Yip

. Maybe you are a smart guy lol

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"if i mind rightly was that not the new name they where going to give the Panda cub if we have one in Scotland

I think you're right mate. It was to be called Steve the Pirate if it was a boy, and _ustcutie if it was a girl

Oh you are in so much trouble for that furry

I had nothing to do with pandas

I never said you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear. Furry s is trouble lol

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Oh dear. Furry s is trouble lol

Nah, it doesn't stick to the fur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tada

I just read this hole thread.. I still don't get what I'm missing

why did he go away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tada

I just read this hole thread.. I still don't get what I'm missing

why did he go away? "

He was special and had to move on. Maybe one day we will be graced with his presence again. Bit like Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tada

I just read this hole thread.. I still don't get what I'm missing

why did he go away?

He was special and had to move on. Maybe one day we will be graced with his presence again. Bit like Jesus

was he that cool? Damn! I wish I met him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tada

I just read this hole thread.. I still don't get what I'm missing

why did he go away?

He was special and had to move on. Maybe one day we will be graced with his presence again. Bit like Jesus

was he that cool? Damn! I wish I met him

You have x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl just read thru those posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish i could be as funny as him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl just read thru those posts

Bet you are. He was special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl just read thru those posts

Bet you are. He was special

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yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy shit!!! This is frustrating the shite out me! Am I been really stupid right now!? I have no idea what's going on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl just read thru those posts

Bet you are. He was special

yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho

You take him out on day release much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl just read thru those posts

Bet you are. He was special

yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho

You take him out on day release much? "
Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi cheeky!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl just read thru those posts

Bet you are. He was special

yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho

You take him out on day release much? Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me

Aww that's nice you make the time for him.

Oh and don't rub up against him the bruism will rub off on to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi cheeky!!

You been looking in the mirror again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl just read thru those posts

Bet you are. He was special

yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho

You take him out on day release much? Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me

Aww that's nice you make the time for him.

Oh and don't rub up against him the bruism will rub off on to you

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Och you should have warned me before now too late for that the rubbing been done lol

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Pmsl just read thru those posts

Bet you are. He was special

yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho

You take him out on day release much? Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me

Aww that's nice you make the time for him.

Oh and don't rub up against him the bruism will rub off on to you

I was lucky, it doesn't rub off in a man hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl just read thru those posts

Bet you are. He was special

yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho

You take him out on day release much? Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me

Aww that's nice you make the time for him.

Oh and don't rub up against him the bruism will rub off on to you

Och you should have warned me before now too late for that the rubbing been done lol

If it was vigorous rubbing it will be worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl just read thru those posts

Bet you are. He was special

yeah he still is lol no changed I see tho

You take him out on day release much? Lmao aye been taking him out trying to get rid of the bruisms but think there passing on to me

Aww that's nice you make the time for him.

Oh and don't rub up against him the bruism will rub off on to you

Och you should have warned me before now too late for that the rubbing been done lol

If it was vigorous rubbing it will be worse

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Oooh I cudni possibly say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was vigorous rubbing it will be worse

Oooh I cudni possibly say lol

You better get to the doctors for your bru jag. Quick..run!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was vigorous rubbing it will be worse

Oooh I cudni possibly say lol

You better get to the doctors for your bru jag. Quick..run!!"
Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well wot. I miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well wot. I miss "

Meeeeeeeeee.

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