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"What's the FIRST thing you do?? "Get rid of the morning glory have a fart and get out of bed lol  | |||
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"What's the FIRST thing you do?? Get rid of the morning glory have a fart and get out of bed lol "Wot?? You dont already do that?? | |||
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"What's the FIRST thing you do?? Get rid of the morning glory have a fart and get out of bed lol
Wot?? You dont already do that?? "no cause ive no had the full op yet lol | |||
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" Wot?? You dont already do that?? no cause ive no had the full op yet lol "Pfft ok.... Il wait | |||
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"Pretend I want a meet then ignore every guy who takes the time to respond!!" | |||
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"send as many wanna fuck messages with cock pics as I could "dont u do that as a woman without the cock pix lol | |||
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"send as many wanna fuck messages with cock pics as I could dont u do that as a woman without the cock pix lol "She sends them with a pic of her strap on or if she really hates them it's a pic of her blown up wand | |||
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"send as many wanna fuck messages with cock pics as I could dont u do that as a woman without the cock pix lol "shhhhhhhh  | |||
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"send as many wanna fuck messages with cock pics as I could dont u do that as a woman without the cock pix lol
She sends them with a pic of her strap on or if she really hates them it's a pic of her blown up wand "awwwww don't.....miss my wand  | |||
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"send as many wanna fuck messages with cock pics as I could dont u do that as a woman without the cock pix lol
She sends them with a pic of her strap on or if she really hates them it's a pic of her blown up wand
awwwww don't.....miss my wand "Awwwww HUGZ Can we have a minutes silence for the wand please | |||
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"Check I have a decent package "After I done that I would then get up pee, fart leave the toilet seat up. Strut around the house naked, bend over naked pretending to pick something up off the floor right in front of the ball and chains face. When I head out for the day I would eye up every woman over what I think is the age of eighteen, while thinking to myself yes I know you want a piece of this. Head home and get myself comfy on the sofa for the night while waiting for dinner. After dinner alternate between football and babestation. Shouting loudly at both tv channels. Head to bed but first check myself out in the mirror naked, just to make sure my womb invader and squirrels purse is still intact after a long day. Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. It's what I would do | |||
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"I'd get on Ebay straight away and check out the high heels and handbags... "  | |||
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"Check I have a decent package
After I done that I would then get up pee, fart leave the toilet seat up. Strut around the house naked, bend over naked pretending to pick something up off the floor right in front of the ball and chains face.
When I head out for the day I would eye up every woman over what I think is the age of eighteen, while thinking to myself yes I know you want a piece of this.
Head home and get myself comfy on the sofa for the night while waiting for dinner. After dinner alternate between football and babestation. Shouting loudly at both tv channels. Head to bed but first check myself out in the mirror naked, just to make sure my womb invader and squirrels purse is still intact after a long day.
Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. It's what I would do "It might not be your husband, but how do you know so much about my life??!! | |||
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"Check I have a decent package
After I done that I would then get up pee, fart leave the toilet seat up. Strut around the house naked, bend over naked pretending to pick something up off the floor right in front of the ball and chains face.
When I head out for the day I would eye up every woman over what I think is the age of eighteen, while thinking to myself yes I know you want a piece of this.
Head home and get myself comfy on the sofa for the night while waiting for dinner. After dinner alternate between football and babestation. Shouting loudly at both tv channels. Head to bed but first check myself out in the mirror naked, just to make sure my womb invader and squirrels purse is still intact after a long day.
Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. It's what I would do
It might not be your husband, but how do you know so much about my life??!! "Are you my ex? | |||
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If we ladies did that in public we would get arrested, but honestly, does it often flop over the wrong side and then have to be put back? and if i can't scratch my Vaj-j in public, why is it ok for you to scratch your balls?
Hubby's answer was that balls get more itchy than anything i could possibly have so there should be a special dispensation for it..  | |||
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"Check I have a decent package
After I done that I would then get up pee, fart leave the toilet seat up. Strut around the house naked, bend over naked pretending to pick something up off the floor right in front of the ball and chains face.
When I head out for the day I would eye up every woman over what I think is the age of eighteen, while thinking to myself yes I know you want a piece of this.
Head home and get myself comfy on the sofa for the night while waiting for dinner. After dinner alternate between football and babestation. Shouting loudly at both tv channels. Head to bed but first check myself out in the mirror naked, just to make sure my womb invader and squirrels purse is still intact after a long day.
Disclaimer; this in no way resembles my husband. It's what I would do " | |||
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" Are you my ex? "Well I know you're not mine, she was frigid! | |||
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Well I know you're not mine, she was frigid! "I might be frigid for all you know | |||
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" Are you my ex?
Well I know you're not mine, she was frigid! "Oooh, bad term BAD term!  | |||
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books But alas theres too Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss "Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol | |||
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" Are you my ex?
Well I know you're not mine, she was frigid!
I might be frigid for all you know "On a swingers site? | |||
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" Are you my ex?
Well I know you're not mine, she was frigid!
Oooh, bad term BAD term! "Not where she was concerned! Sex was for procreation, not recreation. | |||
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"What's the FIRST thing you do?? "Call you, tell you the Bromance is off but I'm coming over to fuck your brains out!  | |||
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"What's the FIRST thing you do??
Call you, tell you the Bromance is off but I'm coming over to fuck your brains out!
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"What's the FIRST thing you do?? "Become a lesbian | |||
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books But alas theres too Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol "cheek all my own work | |||
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"Check out the package, wank, have a shower, wank there, go back to bed and wank some more Lol post lots of cock pics on Fab in between wanks.... Anything I've forgotten Lol " That sounds fairly comprehensive to me! | |||
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books But alas theres too Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol "Was that aimed at moi? | |||
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books But alas theres too Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol
Was that aimed at moi?"not from me mate | |||
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books But alas theres too Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol
Was that aimed at moi?not from me mate "Now my young Paduan, let me show you how to make lengthy, considered posts without the usual spelling errors & you shall indeed become a mighty Jedi capable of taking on the dark side of the force such as the Sith. | |||
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"Simple, have a wank! "Oh yes, this answer works for me and the other half! S | |||
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"Wake up look st my incredible body in mirror and think we god am so fat, I need to diet. Look through my large collection of diet books But alas theres too Many. So fek it al have a mac Donalds instead Tidy up the house. Hoover just one more time Just go over bathroom one mo're time cos mabes I'm not the only one using it, let family out of hut back into house and tell them where they can sit. But tell them not to touch anything. And yes youse all need to keep those white overalls on. Then on too bleaching my moustache, legs shaved using hubbys razor. And so on too curves were I dont stay long. But decide to give a generous donation. Jump in car. Pull out inside road without indicating Sit in middle lane of m8 doin 40 . Work flutter eyes at all the men so they do wot I tell them. . Home to cooked meal that hubby has prepared even thought he has two jobs. And to bed mo sex infact can you sleep in spare room as I think I may snore . Sleeping and snoring as loud asi want cos am the fekin boss yesssss Reading all that i swear it was the work of Rnady lol
Was that aimed at moi?not from me mate
Now my young Paduan, let me show you how to make lengthy, considered posts without the usual spelling errors & you shall indeed become a mighty Jedi capable of taking on the dark side of the force such as the Sith. "lol yuo said Sith | |||
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