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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have had two meets recently, one in a hotel, all went well until the guy came, made a noise, rolled off and curled up to go to sleep! Lily Allen's song came into my head!! I said "em excuse me, I'm still here" he said "I'm tired, you can wait till morning!"

Suffice to say I left!

The other one was hurting me with his fingers, so I told him. He said " my wife liked me doing this!"

lucky I know they're the exception not the rule!

And breathe!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Hope you can laugh about it now!!

I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah I can laugh!

Pair of numpties!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Yeah I can laugh!

Pair of numpties!"

.....muppets!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

You should get your inner Domme on and whack the shit out of them until they do what they are told..

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Meets like that can put you off...

Some people are just clueless..

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"all went well until the guy came, made a noise, rolled off and curled up to go to sleep! Lily Allen's song came into my head!! I said "em excuse me, I'm still here" "

That's why i prefer mmf or mmmf or more then i can snooze in confidence they lad's will do their duty

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"You should get your inner Domme on and whack the shit out of them until they do what they are told.. "

If a guy starts doing something I dont like, I take control....

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Boy have I had me some rather peculiar meets in my time..from people turning up looking absolutely nothing like their pics to the meet itself taking a downward spiral ...luckily this has few and far inbetween the wonderful meets I've had with truely fabulous people...but Ive now learned to spot the timewasters,complete nutters ...stay positive...upwards and onwards x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should get your inner Domme on and whack the shit out of them until they do what they are told..

If a guy starts doing something I dont like, I take control....

"

Yeah well if there's a third time he'll be told

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"You should get your inner Domme on and whack the shit out of them until they do what they are told..

If a guy starts doing something I dont like, I take control....

Yeah well if there's a third time he'll be told "

LOL you go girl!!!

Sort the fkrs out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boy have I had me some rather peculiar meets in my time..from people turning up looking absolutely nothing like their pics to the meet itself taking a downward spiral ...luckily this has few and far inbetween the wonderful meets I've had with truely fabulous people...but Ive now learned to spot the timewasters,complete nutters ...stay positive...upwards and onwards x"

I know there are others out there who are genuine.

Guys like that are to be pitied!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should get your inner Domme on and whack the shit out of them until they do what they are told..

If a guy starts doing something I dont like, I take control....

Yeah well if there's a third time he'll be told

LOL you go girl!!!

Sort the fkrs out "

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Least they turned up lol uv had 5no shows ??

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Least they turned up lol uv had 5no shows ??"
only 5? I've had that and more in one night! Lol

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"

Yeah well if there's a third time he'll be told "

Third time? my god Hunni, one warning then move on! If taint fun then don't be doing it, or whack the shit out of them until they please you as a good little boy should...

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Least they turned up lol uv had 5no shows ??only 5? I've had that and more in one night! Lol"
lol I had 3 in a week you win

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By *iantCookieMan
over a year ago

Near by


"Least they turned up lol uv had 5no shows ??only 5? I've had that and more in one night! Lol"

I've never had the offer of that many meets in one night to have 5 or more no shows

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Like you say, not all guys are like that but it is still pretty bad!!

Just for the record, I'd never let picti have to whack me to get what she wants - she hurts with that 4foot paddle of hers!!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Like you say, not all guys are like that but it is still pretty bad!!

Just for the record, I'd never let picti have to whack me to get what she wants - she hurts with that 4foot paddle of hers!! "

Don't you just know it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yeah well if there's a third time he'll be told

Third time? my god Hunni, one warning then move on! If taint fun then don't be doing it, or whack the shit out of them until they please you as a good little boy should... "

Meant third numpty! I'm going to be wary now!

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Yeah well if there's a third time he'll be told

Third time? my god Hunni, one warning then move on! If taint fun then don't be doing it, or whack the shit out of them until they please you as a good little boy should...

Well if your ever down in Edinburgh let me know

Meant third numpty! I'm going to be wary now! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yeah well if there's a third time he'll be told

Third time? my god Hunni, one warning then move on! If taint fun then don't be doing it, or whack the shit out of them until they please you as a good little boy should... "
wots the matter with you always with the wackin and the spanking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be your third time lucky?

The two guys that you met are wasteful and I'm sure it'll come back to bite them.

(-:

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be your third time lucky?

The two guys that you met are wasteful and I'm sure it'll come back to bite them.

(-:"

I'm sure it will, karma and all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be your third time lucky?

The two guys that you met are wasteful and I'm sure it'll come back to bite them.

(-:

I'm sure it will, karma and all that!"

It felt like I was on Blind Date when I put my last post up. (Here's our Graham with a quick reminder). (-:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually just thinking about what happened at your meets makes me feel annoyed. I'm annoyed that two guys get the opportunity to meet a hot lady and completed mess it up, while I struggle to get a responsible from a woman.

Ah well, I've still got Thorntons chocolates to keep me happy (-:

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