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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For the day. Not sure wot some peeps are smoking. But it's just too wacky for me

Give me a call when sanity has returned

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Wuss!! You've had all of these clues and still you don't get it???? Come on, GOOGLE lol

Or youtube

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Don't go bru.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Quick....Lock the door

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Quick....Lock the door "

To keep him in or out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he leaving peanut style??

Neeeeeooooowwwwww!!!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Quick....Lock the door

To keep him in or out? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick....Lock the door

To keep him in or out?

"

Well I'M not fucking the Panda!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Quick....Lock the door

To keep him in or out?

Well I'M not fucking the Panda!"

Just stroke it for a while.....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Is he leaving peanut style??

Neeeeeooooowwwwww!!!!! "

Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick....Lock the door

To keep him in or out?

Well I'M not fucking the Panda!

Just stroke it for a while....."

I'm too busy stroking your hair. You stroke it & don't say you're hands are busy holding a coffee with a Starbar in the other. That won't wash with me sister. Lol!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Well I'M not fucking the Panda!

Just stroke it for a while.....

I'm too busy stroking your hair. You stroke it & don't say you're hands are busy holding a coffee with a Starbar in the other. That won't wash with me sister. Lol!"

You have 2 hands....

Now stroke!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well I'M not fucking the Panda!

Just stroke it for a while.....

I'm too busy stroking your hair. You stroke it & don't say you're hands are busy holding a coffee with a Starbar in the other. That won't wash with me sister. Lol!

You have 2 hands....

Now stroke!!!! "

My other hand is running one out as I stand behind ya. I'm a bloke... I don't fkn multitask so don't ask!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

You have 2 hands....

Now stroke!!!!

My other hand is running one out as I stand behind ya. I'm a bloke... I don't fkn multitask so don't ask! "

OK.....when I said call me GEORGE.....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

You have 2 hands....

Now stroke!!!!

My other hand is running one out as I stand behind ya. I'm a bloke... I don't fkn multitask so don't ask!

OK.....when I said call me GEORGE..... "

She meant bru to call her!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

OK.....when I said call me GEORGE.....

She meant bru to call her! "

NO she didnt

Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....

TOO good a job of it!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

OK.....when I said call me GEORGE.....

She meant bru to call her!

NO she didnt

Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....

TOO good a job of it!!!! "

Sorry bru, I tried lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

OK.....when I said call me GEORGE.....

She meant bru to call her!

NO she didnt

Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....

TOO good a job of it!!!! "

So do you want him to loosen his grip a bit then?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....

TOO good a job of it!!!!

So do you want him to loosen his grip a bit then? "

Yeah! He chockin that poor monkey!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....

TOO good a job of it!!!!

So do you want him to loosen his grip a bit then?

Yeah! He chockin that poor monkey!!! "

You know he gets over excited - just hit his nose with a rolled up newspaper

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

OK.....when I said call me GEORGE.....

She meant bru to call her!

NO she didnt

Doffin was to hug me an squeeze me and call me George...and he doing very good job of it....

TOO good a job of it!!!! "

Shhhhh quiet time. Think relaxing thoughts as the comb slips through your hair. Let your mind escape far far away & let it gently land you on a warm beach as (nekkid hunky male) angels caress your skin. Listen to the sound of the waves lap gently on the shores as you're being relaxed & massaged.

George...

... Where's your purse dear & the keys to the Audi?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

TOO good a job of it!!!!

Shhhhh quiet time. Think relaxing thoughts as the comb slips through your hair. Let your mind escape far far away & let it gently land you on a warm beach as (nekkid hunky male) angels caress your skin. Listen to the sound of the waves lap gently on the shores as you're being relaxed & massaged.

George...

... Where's your purse dear & the keys to the Audi?

"

Phoooar! Nearly had me there

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ. "

Psssst, he's next door in the lounge

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.

Psssst, he's next door in the lounge "

What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.

Psssst, he's next door in the lounge "

Shh I'm stroking Foe's hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.

Psssst, he's next door in the lounge

What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg. "

If he's munching KFC I want some too.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Shh I'm stroking Foe's hair. "

I got new razors....

Let me know it you find a few strays....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Shh I'm stroking Foe's hair.

I got new razors....

Let me know it you find a few strays...."

It will be silky & shinier than a Tim O'Tei shiny shininess ad.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.

Psssst, he's next door in the lounge

What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg.

If he's munching KFC I want some too."

Oi you!! I'm always first in line for KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.

Psssst, he's next door in the lounge

What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg.

If he's munching KFC I want some too.

Oi you!! I'm always first in line for KFC "

You can waft in on my draught if you think you're goin first!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.

Psssst, he's next door in the lounge

What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg.

If he's munching KFC I want some too.

Oi you!! I'm always first in line for KFC "

Too late I have a hot date with the man in the pink oh wait a min white pants. We are going out for starters then a special main course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bru I can't believe your sitting quietly listening to all this while munching on your BBQ.

Psssst, he's next door in the lounge

What can't believe we have been dumped! I just thought he was enjoying a nice chicken leg.

If he's munching KFC I want some too.

Oi you!! I'm always first in line for KFC

Too late I have a hot date with the man in the pink oh wait a min white pants. We are going out for starters then a special main course "

Don't forget dessert.

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