FabSwingers.com forum: The Pandas!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just seen on the news earlier that Edinburgh zoo's pandas are still having trouble mating/getting in the mood. My suggestion is we e-mail the zoo asking for permission to make the panda's a couple profile on fab? get some sexy shots of mrs panda in her lingerie,they can accomodate but wont meet smokers, dont travel and night time meets only (when the zookeeper knocks off) maybe bradening their sexual horizons will save the panda population and i may get a nobel prize or something for such a great idea! what you think guys?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

And watch how many change profile to...

Must be hairy...

Black & white only....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

If any change to must be furry I might get lucky pmsfl

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"If any change to must be furry I might get lucky pmsfl

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Just had an image of Mrs Panda with a brazilian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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Yet another "Straight" panda eh!!!!

*tuts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres just something funny bout him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only likes munching on bamboo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just like a Panda...

... Eats, shoots & leaves.

Boom boom!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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Bearback only

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

When I saw him last year with the kids, he was a miserable greedy bastard! Just sat in his treehouse stuffing his face. Maybe he's just not doing it for her lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Bearback only

Pmsfl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm just like a Panda...

... Eats, shoots & leaves.

Boom boom!"

Yeah yeah - who are you? Basil brush?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I saw him last year with the kids, he was a miserable greedy bastard! Just sat in his treehouse stuffing his face. Maybe he's just not doing it for her lol

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Mabes she not his type (species)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"When I saw him last year with the kids, he was a miserable greedy bastard! Just sat in his treehouse stuffing his face. Maybe he's just not doing it for her lol

Mabes she not his type (species)

I think he could be right up randyT's street - he likes them furry too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I saw him last year with the kids, he was a miserable greedy bastard! Just sat in his treehouse stuffing his face. Maybe he's just not doing it for her lol

Mabes she not his type (species)

I think he could be right up randyT's street - he likes them furry too

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let's be honest anything with a pulse is up his street guys a complete slut lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"When I saw him last year with the kids, he was a miserable greedy bastard! Just sat in his treehouse stuffing his face. Maybe he's just not doing it for her lol

Mabes she not his type (species)

I think he could be right up randyT's street - he likes them furry too

let's be honest anything with a pulse is up his street guys a complete slut lol

Are we still talking about the panda lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I saw him last year with the kids, he was a miserable greedy bastard! Just sat in his treehouse stuffing his face. Maybe he's just not doing it for her lol

Shurrup I was not a miserable greedy bastard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think the lack of passion in the relationship is down to domestic violence any time I see Mrs Panda she is sporting 2 black eyes

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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"I think the lack of passion in the relationship is down to domestic violence any time I see Mrs Panda she is sporting 2 black eyes

Good to see she gives as good as she gets though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the lack of passion in the relationship is down to domestic violence any time I see Mrs Panda she is sporting 2 black eyes

Good to see she gives as good as she gets though

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typical wumin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they'll just be looking for a bi fem panda...so he can watch or join in if invited

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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"I think they'll just be looking for a bi fem panda...so he can watch or join in if invited

Pandahold??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brave person that wanks off a male panda !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the lack of passion in the relationship is down to domestic violence any time I see Mrs Panda she is sporting 2 black eyes

Good to see she gives as good as she gets though

typical wumin"

Ooh did you really slate the ladies in an open forum BruBru? Hell hath no fury like a wummin panda scorned. They see things in black & white terms.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Does anyone else reckon - that if we just get the pandas d*unk.. it might just help the shagging bit..

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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"Does anyone else reckon - that if we just get the pandas d*unk.. it might just help the shagging bit..

So long as its just Mrs P....

Mr P may not be much use after a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else reckon - that if we just get the pandas d*unk.. it might just help the shagging bit..

So long as its just Mrs P....

Mr P may not be much use after a few

Panda droop

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Does anyone else reckon - that if we just get the pandas d*unk.. it might just help the shagging bit..

So long as its just Mrs P....

Mr P may not be much use after a few

Well something on the news says that they have already filled her with a strange liquid today !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The news said they will be back on show in 2 days. So keep yer eyes on the Cam Rooms on Tuesday & they'll probably be there.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Does anyone else reckon - that if we just get the pandas d*unk.. it might just help the shagging bit..

So long as its just Mrs P....

Mr P may not be much use after a few

Well something on the news says that they have already filled her with a strange liquid today !!!

Hopefully she didnt swallow....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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"The news said they will be back on show in 2 days. So keep yer eyes on the Cam Rooms on Tuesday & they'll probably be there. "

Bet its just him though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The news said they will be back on show in 2 days. So keep yer eyes on the Cam Rooms on Tuesday & they'll probably be there.

Bet its just him though

Why, you think Tian Tian will be down Greenham Common by then?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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Bet its just him though

Why, you think Tian Tian will be down Greenham Common by then?"

In a squirrel mask??

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems

He's on Fabguys....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems

He's on Fabguys...."

Lmfao.

Stu how do YOU know that?

Cough cough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems

BruBru get out of the panda suit. You've been rumbled on FabGuys.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems

He's on Fabguys....

Lmfao.

Stu how do YOU know that?

Cough cough."

A "Friend" told me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems

He's on Fabguys....

Lmfao.

Stu how do YOU know that?

Cough cough.

A "Friend" told me!

Pmsl. Oh THAT old chestnut.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems

He's on Fabguys....

Lmfao.

Stu how do YOU know that?

Cough cough.

A "Friend" told me!

Pmsl. Oh THAT old chestnut.

Oh, so you've heard that before.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me thinks the male panda is not all he seems

He's on Fabguys....

Lmfao.

Stu how do YOU know that?

Cough cough.

A "Friend" told me!

Pmsl. Oh THAT old chestnut.

Oh, so you've heard that before.....

Stu I've been round the block & heard em ALL. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have the pandas done it yet?

We need a PandaWatch programme. Someone call Rolf Harris or Chris Packham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the pandas done it yet?

We need a PandaWatch programme. Someone call Rolf Harris or Chris Packham."

No they've still not...male panda saw Bru's profile and just had to have a wee wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the pandas done it yet?

We need a PandaWatch programme. Someone call Rolf Harris or Chris Packham."

Ok maybe not Rolf as he's currently busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the pandas done it yet?

We need a PandaWatch programme. Someone call Rolf Harris or Chris Packham.

No they've still not...male panda saw Bru's profile and just had to have a wee wank

Pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the pandas done it yet?

We need a PandaWatch programme. Someone call Rolf Harris or Chris Packham.

No they've still not...male panda saw Bru's profile and just had to have a wee wank

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wot you sayin roxy am more attractive to males than females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the pandas done it yet?

We need a PandaWatch programme. Someone call Rolf Harris or Chris Packham.

No they've still not...male panda saw Bru's profile and just had to have a wee wank

wot you sayin roxy am more attractive to males than females

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

AAWW poor we souls would u shag with the press waitin to see what happens and cameras watching u w.Well knoing some folks on here no the press but maybe cameras would be welcome ,Hey i hope theyve got this insemanation thingy right u can have multiple births Fec 2 more black eyes for Mr Pands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Tian Tian. Tho it's Yang Guang I feel sorry for... replaced by a kitchen turkey baster. Mind you most guys replaced by the Rampant Rabbit so big surprise really.

Think Tian Tian has an account with Ann Summers?

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