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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab???)

Now she has been artifically inseminated and poor yang left with swollen balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we return em under the Sale of Goods Act claiming that these pandas are not fit for purpose?

I mean to pay millions for 2 pandas & 1 of em doesn't like the look of the other is a bit steep.

They all look alike to me anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we return em under the Sale of Goods Act claiming that these pandas are not fit for purpose?

I mean to pay millions for 2 pandas & 1 of em doesn't like the look of the other is a bit steep.

They all look alike to me anyway.

"

Just as well you're not expected to shag them then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we return em under the Sale of Goods Act claiming that these pandas are not fit for purpose?

I mean to pay millions for 2 pandas & 1 of em doesn't like the look of the other is a bit steep.

They all look alike to me anyway.

Just as well you're not expected to shag them then! "

Pmsl. Shh - be vewwy vewwy kwiet... I'm hunting wabbit.

Dead parrot sketch anybody?

Maybe Tian Tian is a lesbian panda, afterall she did come from the Bifemgxia Panda Centre. Proving she's not such a "sweetie" afterall - unless she's a bitter lemon sweetie.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab??? ) "

It depends. Did she block him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab??? )

It depends. Did she block him?"

Only after he sent the 5th 'wanna fuck' message with a picture of his cock

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab??? )

It depends. Did she block him?

Only after he sent the 5th 'wanna fuck' message with a picture of his cock "

Rofpmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab??? )

It depends. Did she block him?

Only after he sent the 5th 'wanna fuck' message with a picture of his cock "

mfao.

She said it was tiny anyway. He shoulda shoved a sock down there. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab??? )

It depends. Did she block him?

Only after he sent the 5th 'wanna fuck' message with a picture of his cock

mfao.

She said it was tiny anyway. He shoulda shoved a sock down there. Lol! "

Nah, she said seen a cock before, send a sexy torso one with yer tighty whities on and yer hand doon the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab??? )

It depends. Did she block him?

Only after he sent the 5th 'wanna fuck' message with a picture of his cock

mfao.

She said it was tiny anyway. He shoulda shoved a sock down there. Lol! "

Shouldn't have measured it next to the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab??? )

It depends. Did she block him?

Only after he sent the 5th 'wanna fuck' message with a picture of his cock

mfao.

She said it was tiny anyway. He shoulda shoved a sock down there. Lol!

Shouldn't have measured it next to the sky remote "

Pmsl. I bet she had her fat panda arse on the remote too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab??? )

It depends. Did she block him?

Only after he sent the 5th 'wanna fuck' message with a picture of his cock

mfao.

She said it was tiny anyway. He shoulda shoved a sock down there. Lol!

Shouldn't have measured it next to the sky remote

Pmsl. I bet she had her fat panda arse on the remote too. "

He's into BBP's....likes her fat arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you expect?

He just eats, shoots and leaves.....

(Sorry - couldn't resist!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbits & pandas & bears, oh my.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

He's into BBP's....likes her fat arse "

Is that

Big Black Pandas?

Big Bottomed Pandas?

Big Boy Pandas?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"

He's into BBP's....likes her fat arse

Is that

Big Black Pandas?

Big Bottomed Pandas?

Big Boy Pandas?

BONDAGE BEAR PANDAS? Bisexual Beijing pandas? Batty boy pandas?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

He's into BBP's....likes her fat arse

Is that

Big Black Pandas?

Big Bottomed Pandas?

Big Boy Pandas?

BONDAGE BEAR PANDAS? Bisexual Beijing pandas? Batty boy pandas?

"

Oh don't tell me Sean Batty is bonking the Pandas?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab??? )

It depends. Did she block him?

Only after he sent the 5th 'wanna fuck' message with a picture of his cock

mfao.

She said it was tiny anyway. He shoulda shoved a sock down there. Lol!

Nah, she said seen a cock before, send a sexy torso one with yer tighty whities on and yer hand doon the front "

He can't reach his paw doon the front of his tighty whities.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Gotta feel sorry for the bear. Despite showing signs of the horn she was not impressed (is she on fab??? )

It depends. Did she block him?

Only after he sent the 5th 'wanna fuck' message with a picture of his cock

mfao.

She said it was tiny anyway. He shoulda shoved a sock down there. Lol!

Nah, she said seen a cock before, send a sexy torso one with yer tighty whities on and yer hand doon the front

He can't reach his paw doon the front of his tighty whities. "

Will tighty pinkies be ok??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Will tighty pinkies be ok?? "

You keep yer pinky away from the Panda you.

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