FabSwingers.com forum: Sayings

By *arah272 OP Woman
21 weeks ago

nearby

“ as useful as a fart in a space suit “ lol juvenile I know , but it’s good , let’s hear yours …

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By *rdadjokesMan
21 weeks ago

edinburgh

Never a dull moment when the engineers come to assist me at work with a break down.

Or works toilets I like to troll with I've been waiting for you or were alone at last!

luckily they know I'm kidding as I do come out with lots random chat and sayings all the time

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By *esire Deviants 2023Couple
21 weeks ago

Near Motherwell

No shit Sherlock

Or my favourite, and I probably say daily, Fuck ma life!

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By *eistyladMan
21 weeks ago

Helensburgh

"As wet as an otters pocket" gotta love that one.

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By *nnocentsmilesWoman
21 weeks ago

edinburgh

Jeezy peeps is my most used ones.

I’m buzzing like an old fridge

I’m as dry as a fish in the desert

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By *rdadjokesMan
21 weeks ago

edinburgh

"Jeezy peeps is my most used ones.

I’m buzzing like an old fridge

I’m as dry as a fish in the desert "

Deffo Jeezy peeps

Can you stop saying dry as a fish in the desert during foreplay its off putting hahahaha

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By *nnocentsmilesWoman
21 weeks ago

edinburgh

"Jeezy peeps is my most used ones.

I’m buzzing like an old fridge

I’m as dry as a fish in the desert

Deffo Jeezy peeps

Can you stop saying dry as a fish in the desert during foreplay its off putting hahahaha

Hahahaha cheeky bizum lol

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By *nnocentsmilesWoman
21 weeks ago

edinburgh

"“ as useful as a fart in a space suit “ lol juvenile I know , but it’s good , let’s hear yours …

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I’ve used this before as well ahaha

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By *rmrsp999Couple
21 weeks ago

glasowish

More skidmarks than silverstone

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By *rmrsp999Couple
21 weeks ago

glasowish

Go take a long run off a short pier

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
21 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I've got a mouth like Ghandis flip flop

That was a favourite of my mums sayings

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By *ilver_foxxx69Man
21 weeks ago

Falkirk

"“ as useful as a fart in a space suit “ lol juvenile I know , but it’s good , let’s hear yours …

I’ve used this before as well ahaha "

Not heard this one.

The one I know is as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

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By *cotlad178Man
21 weeks ago

falkirk

As much use as a chocolate teapot.

Spangle

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By *amierebelMan
21 weeks ago

My own little world

Is what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"I've got a mouth like Ghandis flip flop

That was a favourite of my mums sayings"

Haha. Used that myself many times

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By *ennyjMan
21 weeks ago

falkirk

As much use as an ashtray on a motor bike was a fav

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By *uyin2Man
21 weeks ago

Glasgow

As much use as Anne Franks drum kit is a favourite of mine.

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By *eliveryMan87Man
21 weeks ago

Renfrew

As much use as a chocolate fireguard or a concrete parachute are 2 of my favourites

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By *enelope2UWoman
21 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

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By *enelope2UWoman
21 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Southern slang from the states....

A hard head makes a soft behind..

Don't piss on me and try to convince me that it's raining...

Bless your heart..add other words into it to give it more fuck you power..bless your pretty little heart etc..

Fuck around and find out..

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By *ilveryFoxMan
21 weeks ago

Midlothian

Can’t polish a shite

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By *arah272 OP Woman
21 weeks ago

nearby

"Can’t polish a shite"

love this one hahaha

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By *eaperCussionsMan
21 weeks ago

Coatbridge

Keep the high balls low

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By *amierebelMan
21 weeks ago

My own little world

You can’t fix stupid

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By *issBlackedCouple
21 weeks ago

Your Hotlist

"wits the goalie dae'n, Tom?"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ugehandsMan
21 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

As tight as a ducks arse.

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By *ppicplCouple
21 weeks ago

Glasgow

As a kid I had very messy hair so was often told I looked like I’d been ‘dragged through a hedge backwards’. As an adult I still have pretty messy hair and sometimes the expression ‘shagged through a hedge backwards’ is used affectionately to describe my hair first thing in the morning

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By *ueefie NicksWoman
21 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"I hope your next shites a hedgehog"

"Did you huv them oan when ye tain them aff"

"If I don't see ye next week I'll see ye through the windae"

"Don't come running to be when ye faw and break yir neck "

"I'm no heating the foo street"

"It's like Blackpool illuminations in here "

Was all sayings I grew up with and still staples in my life x

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By *ertsalaughMan
21 weeks ago

RENFREW

That lassy has had more cockends than weekends.

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By *ueefie NicksWoman
21 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"Was ye born in a park" is up there too

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By *ick2meetMan
21 weeks ago

raynes park

Dry as a nuns c*nt

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By *m1970Man
21 weeks ago

Bellshill

You’re a bigger bum than 10 arses. My granny’s favourite if she thought you were fibbing

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By *amierebelMan
21 weeks ago

My own little world

Never understood the “like it or lump it” as a kid, well clearly I wanna lump it but for some reason I’m still having eat this shit

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By *heRingerMasterMan
21 weeks ago

Glasgow

Dripping like a broke fridge lol

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By *ueefie NicksWoman
21 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"she/he wouldnae gie ye the steam aff their shite"

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By *ueefie NicksWoman
21 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"wouldnae gie ye a nod if they were a rocking horse "

"always running at the coos tail "

"they socks could walk to the washing basket themselves "

"got a fanny like an empty cornish pasty shell "

"dip yir wick"

"haw daft baws"

"as bright as a blackoot"

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By *cottishguy9Man
21 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

As much use as an inflatable dart board

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By *cottishGiantMan
21 weeks ago

glasgow

Got a face like a dug thats just licked pish off a jaggy nettle

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By *eneralKenobiMan
21 weeks ago

North Angus

Being unable to organise a gangbang in a brothel or a piss up in a brewery

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By *spressoMartini69xMan
21 weeks ago

Angus

More of a joke than a saying but…as wet as a blind lesbian in a fish shop

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By *issBehave69Man
19 weeks ago

Skype, Bulgaria

Away and play wi the traffic

Christ on a chopper

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By *lasgowMinxWoman
19 weeks ago

glasgow

Shy weans dont get sweeties.. love this wee saying

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By *estless nativeMan
19 weeks ago

near Glasgow

"Shy weans dont get sweeties.. love this wee saying

One of my favourites 😄

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm still admiring the OP's derrière. 😇

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By *allndarkMan
19 weeks ago

Dalbeattie

You could put hairs on an orange!!

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By *allndarkMan
19 weeks ago

Dalbeattie

You could bring a tear to a glass eye. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"she's been Cocked more times than John Wayne's rifle"

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By *bdnDomMan
19 weeks ago

Aberdeen

“As welcome as a French kiss at a family funeral”

“Like throwing a fish supper up Union Street/Sauchiehall Street” to describe being with a lady of ill repute.

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By *assy LassieWoman
19 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Who pissed in your slippers.

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
19 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta bubble gum

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By *ongues69erMan
19 weeks ago

larkhall

Sook ma root is funny

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By *C1992!Man
19 weeks ago

Glasgow

Banged more than a taxi door

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By *issBehave69Man
19 weeks ago

Skype, Bulgaria

"Who pissed in your slippers. "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *uctifanoWoman
19 weeks ago

Glasgow

If they fell in the canal they’d come out with a salmon in their mouth

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By *fficegirlTV/TS
19 weeks ago

edinburgh

It's not the size of the boat but the motion on the ocean,

As my old mum always said lol

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By *irtydesires2024Man
19 weeks ago

West Midlands

When talking about a miserable sod

He wouldn't laugh if he seen a chair walk or he could make a glass eye cry.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
19 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

As one jockey players says to another

Let’s get the puck outa here .

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By *otrock-cplCouple
19 weeks ago

Glenrothes

She's been rattled more times than the gates at Auschwitz...

She's had more cockends than weekends

She's seen more japseyes than a Japanese optician.

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By *ez669Man
19 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Tighter than two coats of paint

Cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun

Sneaky russian

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Fuck a duck. Where did that come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"Fuck a duck. Where did that come from?"

I'd walk ten Miles in my bare feet on broken glass to slide down razor blades where id have to use my balls as brakes just to hear her fart through a walky talky

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By *arah272 OP Woman
18 weeks ago

nearby

Wouldn’t get a nod off a rocking horse

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By *ownthediscoMan
18 weeks ago

West Lothian

Heard at the football today when directed towards a player with an impressively sized nose : “You’d smell a Sunday Roast on Wednesday”.

Still chuckling at that one…. (to be fair the player heard it and was pshing himself too).

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By *oughfuckerMan
18 weeks ago

glasgow

Yer arse is oot the windie

My gran used to say this when people were talking shite 😂

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By *ongues69erMan
18 weeks ago

larkhall

She's had more folk up her than a close!!!!

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