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"Ffs don't wanna get bored " Dam right..lol | |||
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"Any longer than 20mins and you get kicked off "Lol thats nasty lol in the past ive had partners that decide grabbing ma cock and tugging really hard and fast will sort it and im going "ow! Calm down ya nutter" lol | |||
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"Ffs don't wanna get bored
Dam right..lol"I'm thinking we are very alike | |||
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"Any longer than 20mins and you get kicked off
Lol thats nasty lol in the past ive had partners that decide grabbing ma cock and tugging really hard and fast will sort it and im going "ow! Calm down ya nutter" lol"I would have told you to finish yourself off....Im gettin a coffee  | |||
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"Any longer than 20mins and you get kicked off
Lol thats nasty lol in the past ive had partners that decide grabbing ma cock and tugging really hard and fast will sort it and im going "ow! Calm down ya nutter" lol
I would have told you to finish yourself off....Im gettin a coffee "I woulda said wine n cig | |||
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" I would have told you to finish yourself off....Im gettin a coffee
I woulda said wine n cig "But your a wino..... | |||
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"Bet you ladies didnt realise a guy can get desensitised sometimes thats why I like trying different things and dont have to shoot ma wad everytime im shagging lol please forgive the crudeness hehe" An you didnt realise that my OH is a stayer AND a repeater..... Not many men can do that  | |||
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"Gawd Stu.... Your my ideal man tonight!!!!! "What tipped it? My speed or my hunchback? (I have to be careful not to say "hump", in case it gets misconstrued) | |||
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"Gawd Stu.... Your my ideal man tonight!!!!!
What tipped it? My speed or my hunchback? (I have to be careful not to say "hump", in case it gets misconstrued)"Your timing and your Marty/Mel looks  | |||
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"Bet you ladies didnt realise a guy can get desensitised sometimes thats why I like trying different things and dont have to shoot ma wad everytime im shagging lol please forgive the crudeness hehe An you didnt realise that my OH is a stayer AND a repeater..... What OH mean? Not many men can do that " | |||
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" What OH mean? " Other half... | |||
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"Ffs don't wanna get bored
20 seconds it is then!!!"See!!! These guys know how to get the ladies!! | |||
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"Ah gotcha lol does he get told to finish himself while u get coffee lol" Does he hell.... He's goooooooooooooooooood!!! | |||
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"Ffs don't wanna get bored
20 seconds it is then!!!"Damn. I'm over staying my welcome then! | |||
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"Ffs don't wanna get bored
20 seconds it is then!!!
See!!!
These guys know how to get the ladies!! "oh the irony!!!! | |||
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"Ah gotcha lol does he get told to finish himself while u get coffee lol Does he hell.... He's goooooooooooooooooood!!! "Not gonna boast and get ridiculed but im pretty darn good too (oh bugger thats a boast) hehe | |||
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"I have never had someone complain i'm taking too long....dont.know if thats a good thing or a bad thing "Long as they not saying "Was that it" OR "Wtf you mean your finished" | |||
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"I have never had someone complain i'm taking too long....dont.know if thats a good thing or a bad thing
Long as they not saying "Was that it" OR "Wtf you mean your finished" "Or even worse "have you started yet?" Lol | |||
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" Not gonna boast and get ridiculed but im pretty darn good too (oh bugger thats a boast) hehe "As long as you both happy.....thats what matters... Would never ridicule someone I considered to be crap.... | |||
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"I have never had someone complain i'm taking too long....dont.know if thats a good thing or a bad thing
Long as they not saying "Was that it" OR "Wtf you mean your finished"
Or even worse "have you started yet?" Lol"Is it in yet??? | |||
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"I have never had someone complain i'm taking too long....dont.know if thats a good thing or a bad thing
Long as they not saying "Was that it" OR "Wtf you mean your finished" "Nope not had that either...phewwwe | |||
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" Not gonna boast and get ridiculed but im pretty darn good too (oh bugger thats a boast) hehe
As long as you both happy.....thats what matters...
Would never ridicule someone I considered to be crap...."Lol think I just pissed myself reading that one lol | |||
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"Im a selfish fucker, alpha male drag her over to dressing table bent oor and rattled whilst pulling hair. total time probably less than 2 mins fast n furious. After first cum i tend to slide into a relaxed subby zone and used and abused till the ladys either bored or satisfied. "Ffs pp 2 mins.... I want a refund | |||
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"I have never had someone complain i'm taking too long....dont.know if thats a good thing or a bad thing
Long as they not saying "Was that it" OR "Wtf you mean your finished"
Nope not had that either...phewwwe "FFs you not finished yet????....Heard that one? | |||
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" Would never ridicule someone I considered to be crap.... Lol think I just pissed myself reading that one lol" I wouldnt | |||
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"The worst is when you're in the back seat of the car, and she's saying- "Is it in yet? Is it in yet? Is it in yet?......"" Id be sayin "WTF we doin in back seat of car"? | |||
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"Ffs pp 2 mins.... I want a refund "Wondered what the fuck that big clock on ceiling was for lol. I'd beat usain bolt in a sprint  | |||
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"The worst is when you're in the back seat of the car, and she's saying- "Is it in yet? Is it in yet? Is it in yet?......" Id be sayin "WTF we doin in back seat of car"? "Trying to recapture my lost youth! | |||
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"Ffs pp 2 mins.... I want a refund
Wondered what the fuck that big clock on ceiling was for lol.
I'd beat usain bolt in a sprint "Oh I know..... | |||
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" Trying to recapture my lost youth!" In that case we goin to the park with a bottle of Merrydown | |||
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" Ffs pp 2 mins.... I want a refund "Oh dunno.... Quickies can be very good | |||
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" Trying to recapture my lost youth! In that case we goin to the park with a bottle of Merrydown "Add 6 cans of scottish pride lager and i'm in lol | |||
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" Trying to recapture my lost youth! In that case we goin to the park with a bottle of Merrydown "Oh god, it was YOU on Newquay beach in 1979!  | |||
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" Ffs pp 2 mins.... I want a refund
Oh dunno....
Quickies can be very good "Very true but does help if the quickie lasts longer than taking pants off lol | |||
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" Trying to recapture my lost youth! In that case we goin to the park with a bottle of Merrydown
Oh god, it was YOU on Newquay beach in 1979! "Hope not 
Was born in 69 lol | |||
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" Trying to recapture my lost youth! In that case we goin to the park with a bottle of Merrydown
Add 6 cans of scottish pride lager and i'm in lol "Your in..... | |||
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"Ffs pp 2 mins.... I want a refund
Wondered what the fuck that big clock on ceiling was for lol.
I'd beat usain bolt in a sprint
Oh I know..... "Take it as a compliment, be worried if i never emptied lol | |||
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" Trying to recapture my lost youth! In that case we goin to the park with a bottle of Merrydown "And a wee fumble followed by the guy thrusting into you for three mins until you point out thats your ass cheeks and legs hes fucking lol | |||
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" Trying to recapture my lost youth! In that case we goin to the park with a bottle of Merrydown
Oh god, it was YOU on Newquay beach in 1979!
Hope not
Was born in 69 lol"Well, there was a nameless Scottish girl in 1979.... and the rest we shall draw a discrete veil over! | |||
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" Trying to recapture my lost youth! In that case we goin to the park with a bottle of Merrydown
And a wee fumble followed by the guy thrusting into you for three mins until you point out thats your ass cheeks and legs hes fucking lol "Were you spying on me....? | |||
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" Trying to recapture my lost youth! In that case we goin to the park with a bottle of Merrydown
And a wee fumble followed by the guy thrusting into you for three mins until you point out thats your ass cheeks and legs hes fucking lol "Lmao .... Oh the memories.... | |||
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" Were you spying on me....?" He was pickin up pointers... | |||
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" Were you spying on me....? He was pickin up pointers..." He could buy my instructional DVD. | |||
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" Trying to recapture my lost youth! In that case we goin to the park with a bottle of Merrydown
And a wee fumble followed by the guy thrusting into you for three mins until you point out thats your ass cheeks and legs hes fucking lol
Were you spying on me....?"Something tells me weve all done something like that at some point lol | |||
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" Were you spying on me....? He was pickin up pointers... He could buy my instructional DVD. " Titled...How Not To Do It........... | |||
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" Were you spying on me....? He was pickin up pointers... He could buy my instructional DVD. Titled...How Not To Do It..........." No, it's "How to hump a girls bum crack in under 30 seconds".... | |||
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" He could buy my instructional DVD. Titled...How Not To Do It........... No, it's "How to hump a girls bum crack in under 30 seconds"...."  | |||
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