FabSwingers.com forum: Bru's homework

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bru left the forums a few night ago to google BDSM and all that it entails.

I think it's time he handed his homework in and answered a few questions

Is your head bursting with BDSM knowledge now Bru???

Did you you google ball gag?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I think you'd be better showing him.... Some folk learn better that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you'd be better showing him.... Some folk learn better that way

It would be my pleasure Cutie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much to report. , think I prefer being a sub

Rather than dom that much I do know, but there was pages of the stuff. Can you let me off with a warning this time kountess. Or do I need punishment lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not much to report. , think I prefer being a sub

Rather than dom that much I do know, but there was pages of the stuff. Can you let me off with a warning this time kountess. Or do I need punishment lol

Not enough effort Bru, so yes punishment required!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you'd be better showing him.... Some folk learn better that way

Woooohooooo! can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you'd be better showing him.... Some folk learn better that way

There are a number of Learning Styles & I think our wee BruBru is probably Accomodating / Activist on the Kolb / Honey & Mumford models of learning styles. He needs to be shown & be hands on as he assimilates the info & not just read about it. He would learn best from DOING the exercise rather than read of write about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you'd be better showing him.... Some folk learn better that way

Woooohooooo! can I watch

Of course, all spectators welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you'd be better showing him.... Some folk learn better that way

So are you volunteering to have Bru dom you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you'd be better showing him.... Some folk learn better that way

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hang on minute Mumford and sons and harry styles wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are you volunteering to have Bru dom you?

AM I FUCK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you'd be better showing him.... Some folk learn better that way

hang on minute Mumford and sons and harry styles wtf

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oh come on ye big jessy lol

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

If I were you, I'd be wery wery caweful that Pictii doesn't see this thread.....

You may survive to regret this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh come on ye big jessy lol

NAW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well he claims never to have been spanked so I think he should get a spanking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh come on ye big jessy lol

NAW! "

Well let me dom and Bru can watch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well he claims never to have been spanked so I think he should get a spanking!

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well s tell you wot I was telling the truth. Haven't done any of that stuff

Am not embarrassed bout it lol

So al try any thing once. Just dont let picti do it she draw blood me thinks lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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So are you volunteering to have Bru dom you?

AM I FUCK!

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo gawd what an image!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well he claims never to have been spanked so I think he should get a spanking!

well s tell you wot I was telling the truth. Haven't done any of that stuff

Am not embarrassed bout it lol

So al try any thing once. Just dont let picti do it she draw blood me thinks lol

Aww, I'll do it I will be nice and gentle I promise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So are you volunteering to have Bru dom you?

AM I FUCK!

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo gawd what an image!!!!

Master Bru has a certain ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are you volunteering to have Bru dom you?

AM I FUCK!

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo gawd what an image!!!!

Master Bru has a certain ring to it

BruBitch has a better ring me thinks

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"If I were you, I'd be wery wery caweful that Pictii doesn't see this thread.....

You may survive to regret this..."

A thpanking?

I think Brubru is in good hands as it is, but am always available as classroom assistant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vaguely remember reading something recently (has to be recently as I wouldnt remember it otherwise)

That a woman sued her master for continuing to spank her after she begged him to stop!!!....

His excuse was.....she didn't say the safe word lol

So my question is.... what would your safe word be bru? And anyone else who wants to answer

Mines would be antidisestablishmenterianism lol (id be doing the spankin of course cos I cant pronounce it)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"If I were you, I'd be wery wery caweful that Pictii doesn't see this thread.....

You may survive to regret this...

A thpanking?

I think Brubru is in good hands as it is, but am always available as classroom assistant

Well it took longer than I thought, but she made it in the end

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Brus safe word would have to be 'walk the plank!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brus safe word would have to be 'walk the plank!'

or 'arrrrrr jim lad'

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Brus safe word would have to be 'walk the plank!'

or 'arrrrrr jim lad'

Hoist the mainsail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whit aboot "gonny no dae that"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Whit aboot "gonny no dae that"

Nah - the kountess sees that as encouragement

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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"Whit aboot "gonny no dae that"

How??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whit aboot "gonny no dae that"

Nah - the kountess sees that as encouragement

Bru would be gagged, so really needs a safe signal rather than a word lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Give him a safe word....Then ball gag him

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

PMSL... Cheers Rox, this thread has made my morning!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How bout a flip ye the burd and shout pets at home. FF ENOUGH WAY THE SUGGESTIONS GET BACK TAE YER KNITTING

Fmuma yer gettinga skelped erse any mare aff you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How bout a flip ye the burd and shout pets at home. FF ENOUGH WAY THE SUGGESTIONS GET BACK TAE YER KNITTING

Fmuma yer gettinga skelped erse any mare aff you lol

Awwwww, you getting worried Bru lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PMSL... Cheers Rox, this thread has made my morning!!

He knows I'm only teasing....hehe

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Can't his parrot have the safe word??? Maybe polly wants a cracker??? Pmsfl

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"How bout a flip ye the burd and shout pets at home. FF ENOUGH WAY THE SUGGESTIONS GET BACK TAE YER KNITTING

Fmuma yer gettinga skelped erse any mare aff you lol

I'd like to see you try, wee man!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"How bout a flip ye the burd and shout pets at home. FF ENOUGH WAY THE SUGGESTIONS GET BACK TAE YER KNITTING

Fmuma yer gettinga skelped erse any mare aff you lol

I'd like to see you try, wee man!!

I'll do it for you Steve

. I'm far braver than you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't his parrot have the safe word??? Maybe polly wants a cracker??? Pmsfl

Parrot might stand shouting harder, harder!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Just put 2 whole packs of crackers at its feet first - it will be sick of the sight if them and never ask again

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Can't his parrot have the safe word??? Maybe polly wants a cracker??? Pmsfl

Parrot might stand shouting harder, harder!!!!

I would!! Lmfao

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Can't his parrot have the safe word??? Maybe polly wants a cracker??? Pmsfl

Parrot might stand shouting harder, harder!!!!

I would!! Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am so glad my freinds are all amused, fek affgo dae sumthin constructive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't his parrot have the safe word??? Maybe polly wants a cracker??? Pmsfl

Parrot might stand shouting harder, harder!!!!

I would!! Lmfao

He repeated Parrot Fashion! Lmfao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am so glad my freinds are all amused, fek affgo dae sumthin constructive

I'm at work earning spondoolies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am so glad my freinds are all amused, fek affgo dae sumthin constructive

I'm at work earning spondoolies. "
timeand half

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am so glad my freinds are all amused, fek affgo dae sumthin constructive

I find baiting my subs very constructive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am so glad my freinds are all amused, fek affgo dae sumthin constructive

I find baiting my subs very constructive

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mmm roxy we talking

Masterbaiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am so glad my freinds are all amused, fek affgo dae sumthin constructive

I find baiting my subs very constructive

mmm roxy we talking

Masterbaiting

Lol.....very smart, but NAW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am so glad my freinds are all amused, fek affgo dae sumthin constructive

I find baiting my subs very constructive

mmm roxy we talking

Masterbaiting

Lol.....very smart, but NAW

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was worth a try yet a sexy wumin

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"PMSL... Cheers Rox, this thread has made my morning!!

He knows I'm only teasing....hehe

I'm not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you'd be better showing him.... Some folk learn better that way

Woooohooooo! can I watch

Oh I say me too legs shimmy your peach over a bit lurv xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PMSL... Cheers Rox, this thread has made my morning!!

He knows I'm only teasing....hehe

I'm not...

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I know your not thats the scary thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you'd be better showing him.... Some folk learn better that way

Woooohooooo! can I watch

Oh I say me too legs shimmy your peach over a bit lurv xxxx

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yeah maybe next social we can organise it. A pound to get a smack of ma arse. All proceeds goin to charity

Pmsl

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

He knows I'm only teasing....hehe

I'm not...

I know your not thats the scary thing lol

I pwomise not to hurt you too much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He knows I'm only teasing....hehe

I'm not...

I know your not thats the scary thing lol

I pwomise not to hurt you too much...

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ok you've seen ma ass so go easy there aint much to it

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Shall I bring something to bite on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I bring something to bite on?

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yes how bout that ass you got in picture 10

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Me thinks you'll need something a lot harder to bite mate - if its a pound a spank I can see theses ladies walking up with several hundred quid between them!!

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

You'd have to kiss it - NOT bite it - and I'd bring a little something to soothe the redness... (goes looking for the tiger balm)..

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'll kiss it!! As long as its your ass and not brus lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll kiss it!! As long as its your ass and not brus lol

You can both kiss ma ass

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'll kiss it!! As long as its your ass and not brus lol

You can both kiss ma ass

Ooooo I'd bite yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll kiss it!! As long as its your ass and not brus lol

Wee BruBitch's ass is hairy anyway. I'm buying him Veet for his birthday. That way the ladies can smack away on a peachy smooth butt not that rainforest of an ass crack he's sporting. Lol!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"I'll kiss it!! As long as its your ass and not brus lol

Wee BruBitch's ass is hairy anyway. I'm buying him Veet for his birthday. That way the ladies can smack away on a peachy smooth butt not that rainforest of an ass crack he's sporting. Lol!"

I have a nice big tub of Nads just looking for a target.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll kiss it!! As long as its your ass and not brus lol

You can both kiss ma ass

Ooooo I'd bite yours

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ma ass seems to be gettin a lot of action

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'll kiss it!! As long as its your ass and not brus lol

You can both kiss ma ass

Ooooo I'd bite yours

Brave man

(or reckless lol)

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Ma ass seems to be gettin a lot of action

Surely that's not a complaint Bru?

If it is-we might just have to gag you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ma ass seems to be gettin a lot of action

Stop talking out it then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma ass seems to be gettin a lot of action

Surely that's not a complaint Bru?

If it is-we might just have to gag you....

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ah Jesus not the ball gag again

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'll kiss it!! As long as its your ass and not brus lol

You can both kiss ma ass

Ooooo I'd bite yours

Brave man

(or reckless lol)

Brave lol. So, that's kountess, live, missD and picti's asses that all need to be kisses and bitten - anyone else?? Where's nurse ratchett??? Lmao

I love to live dangerously - if I bit any of you ladies bums you'd all do worse to me I'm sure

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Ma ass seems to be gettin a lot of action

Surely that's not a complaint Bru?

If it is-we might just have to gag you....

ah Jesus not the ball gag again

Stop complaining then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma ass seems to be gettin a lot of action

BruBitch your ass gets more action than mine & my BFs. I mean wtf !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma ass seems to be gettin a lot of action

BruBitch your ass gets more action than mine & my BFs. I mean wtf !!!

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yeah mate some really desperate wumin on here

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Ma ass seems to be gettin a lot of action

BruBitch your ass gets more action than mine & my BFs. I mean wtf !!!

I'm sure we could remedy that

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

ah Jesus not the ball gag again

Nah- google "Jennings gag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ma ass seems to be gettin a lot of action

BruBitch your ass gets more action than mine & my BFs. I mean wtf !!!

I'm sure we could remedy that

Yer alright. My ass is restricted use only.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Ma ass seems to be gettin a lot of action

BruBitch your ass gets more action than mine & my BFs. I mean wtf !!!

I'm sure we could remedy that

Yer alright. My ass is restricted use only.

Damn.. so many strap ons, so little opportunities

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ah Jesus not the ball gag again

Nah- google "Jennings gag"

He'll cry at the thought of that gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah Jesus not the ball gag again

Nah- google "Jennings gag"

He'll cry at the thought of that gag

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damm rite a hate the dentist, no way am having ma mouth forced open way that thing. 21.99 on eBay btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ah Jesus not the ball gag again

Nah- google "Jennings gag"

He'll cry at the thought of that gag

damm rite a hate the dentist, no way am having ma mouth forced open way that thing. 21.99 on eBay btw

PMSL!! you defo brighten up a boring evening

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Methinks he protesteth just a little bitty too much.. Mwahahahahah

The masochist said to the sadist - HURT ME!

The sadist said NO, and walked away, smiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Methinks he protesteth just a little bitty too much.. Mwahahahahah

The masochist said to the sadist - HURT ME!

The sadist said NO, and walked away, smiling.

X"
oh dear wot have I got myself into

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Noooooothing to see here - move along....

xxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Methinks he protesteth just a little bitty too much.. Mwahahahahah

The masochist said to the sadist - HURT ME!

The sadist said NO, and walked away, smiling.

Xoh dear wot have I got myself into

Trouble!!!! Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Methinks he protesteth just a little bitty too much.. Mwahahahahah

The masochist said to the sadist - HURT ME!

The sadist said NO, and walked away, smiling.

Xoh dear wot have I got myself into

Trouble!!!! Pmsfl

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us think. Hides in room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it might be ok to come out now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think it might be ok to come out now

Ya think?? I'm still here ready to tan yer arse

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Sometimes it's more interesting just to watch .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it might be ok to come out now

Ya think?? I'm still here ready to tan yer arse

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fek sake were you hiding

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Think it might be ok to come out now

Ya think?? I'm still here ready to tan yer arse

fek sake were you hiding

They've been waiting for you

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Think it might be ok to come out now

Ya think?? I'm still here ready to tan yer arse

fek sake were you hiding

They've been waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it might be ok to come out now

Ya think?? I'm still here ready to tan yer arse

fek sake were you hiding

They've been waiting for you

no shit there sneaky fekers

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Think it might be ok to come out now

Ya think?? I'm still here ready to tan yer arse

fek sake were you hiding

They've been waiting for you

no shit there sneaky fekers

I wouldn,t sleep tonight if i were you, the strike team is active!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it might be ok to come out now

Ya think?? I'm still here ready to tan yer arse

fek sake were you hiding

They've been waiting for you

no shit there sneaky fekers

I wouldn,t sleep tonight if i were you, the strike team is active!

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picti thats not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think it might be ok to come out now

If you come out I'm going back in the closet. Lmfao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me thinks you'll need something a lot harder to bite mate - if its a pound a spank I can see theses ladies walking up with several hundred quid between them!!

what do i get if i pay in euros?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Strike team has been in stealth mode....but I've watching you Bru.....I've seen EVERYTHING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strike team has been in stealth mode....but I've watching you Bru.....I've seen EVERYTHING!

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yeah yeah yeah ye dont scare me roxy. Bring yer pals aswel

( creeps out room. Straight to top drawer

Looking for passport)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strike team has been in stealth mode....but I've watching you Bru.....I've seen EVERYTHING!

yeah yeah yeah ye dont scare me roxy. Bring yer pals aswel

( creeps out room. Straight to top drawer

Looking for passport)

They're watching the airports & ferry terminals. They have people EVERYWHERE.

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strike team has been in stealth mode....but I've watching you Bru.....I've seen EVERYTHING!

yeah yeah yeah ye dont scare me roxy. Bring yer pals aswel

( creeps out room. Straight to top drawer

Looking for passport)

They're watching the airports & ferry terminals. They have people EVERYWHERE.

Lol!"

Yep...they look like this

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over a year ago

( creeps out room. Straight to top drawer

Looking for passport)

They're watching the airports & ferry terminals. They have people EVERYWHERE.

Lol!

Yep...they look like this

I see them a lot. Lol.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Pssssst bru, for the right price I can sneak you out of the country in a 20 foot container

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

mfao!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

Pmsl. I just know that's a done deal.

Sold - to the wummin spittin oot her loveheart!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Sits in his lair thinking how to spend all of his money

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

It said 'Be Mine'...until I started sooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bru left the forums a few night ago to google BDSM and all that it entails.

I think it's time he handed his homework in and answered a few questions

Is your head bursting with BDSM knowledge now Bru???

Did you you google ball gag?

If only fab had a 'like' button

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

It said 'Be Mine'...until I started sooking

Sorry kountess, your offer is rejected. If it had said get yer ass here then we would have had a deal lol.

Better club together with live and picti and see what else you can come up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

It said 'Be Mine'...until I started sooking

I would've thought sooking BruBru would have the same end result & change of heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strike team has been in stealth mode....but I've watching you Bru.....I've seen EVERYTHING!

yeah yeah yeah ye dont scare me roxy. Bring yer pals aswel

( creeps out room. Straight to top drawer

Looking for passport)

They're watching the airports & ferry terminals. They have people EVERYWHERE.

Lol!

Yep...they look like this

Nae fears al be in disguise dressed as pirate

Naebody Wii suspect that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strike team has been in stealth mode....but I've watching you Bru.....I've seen EVERYTHING!

yeah yeah yeah ye dont scare me roxy. Bring yer pals aswel

( creeps out room. Straight to top drawer

Looking for passport)

They're watching the airports & ferry terminals. They have people EVERYWHERE.

Lol!

Yep...they look like this

Nae fears al be in disguise dressed as pirate

Naebody Wii suspect that lol

Err NOW they will also be on the lookout for Pirates.

DOH!

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Or any kind of sea men really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill know if you come over to germany bru.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

It said 'Be Mine'...until I started sooking

Sorry kountess, your offer is rejected. If it had said get yer ass here then we would have had a deal lol.

Better club together with live and picti and see what else you can come up with

You're playing dirty now, theres not enough room on a fekking love heart for all that!! The last one in the packet says 'here now!'....and its unsooked.

So I'm adding an unsooked love heart...and a snog from FMUMA in the deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pssst: BruBru may also disguised as a Celtic Fan. Keep yer eye out for his Hoops of you want to get his hoop. Pass it on. Don't tell him I told you girls.

This information is entirely free (unlike that sellout Furry).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a master of disguise !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a master of disguise !

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Pssst: BruBru may also disguised as a Celtic Fan. Keep yer eye out for his Hoops of you want to get his hoop. Pass it on. Don't tell him I told you girls.

This information is entirely free (unlike that sellout Furry).

I'm trying to raise enough money for mcmuffins for everyone here!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

It said 'Be Mine'...until I started sooking

Sorry kountess, your offer is rejected. If it had said get yer ass here then we would have had a deal lol.

Better club together with live and picti and see what else you can come up with

You're playing dirty now, theres not enough room on a fekking love heart for all that!! The last one in the packet says 'here now!'....and its unsooked.

So I'm adding an unsooked love heart...and a snog from FMUMA in the deal

Getting better, what are Pictish and love throwing into the deal??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Am a master of disguise !"

Another typo - that should have said disaster not disguise lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am a master of disguise !"

He may also be dressed as a parrot who repeats stuff girls. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am a master of disguise !

Another typo - that should have said disaster not disguise lmao

Lmfao!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

It said 'Be Mine'...until I started sooking

Sorry kountess, your offer is rejected. If it had said get yer ass here then we would have had a deal lol.

Better club together with live and picti and see what else you can come up with

You're playing dirty now, theres not enough room on a fekking love heart for all that!! The last one in the packet says 'here now!'....and its unsooked.

So I'm adding an unsooked love heart...and a snog from FMUMA in the deal

Getting better, what are Pictish and love throwing into the deal??

Used knickers and a strapon I believe

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over a year ago

Getting better, what are Pictish and love throwing into the deal??

Used knickers and a strapon I believe

Can I take pictures?

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over a year ago

"Am a master of disguise !

Another typo - that should have said disaster not disguise lmao

"
am telling ye. You won't see me cummin

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

It said 'Be Mine'...until I started sooking

Sorry kountess, your offer is rejected. If it had said get yer ass here then we would have had a deal lol.

Better club together with live and picti and see what else you can come up with

You're playing dirty now, theres not enough room on a fekking love heart for all that!! The last one in the packet says 'here now!'....and its unsooked.

So I'm adding an unsooked love heart...and a snog from FMUMA in the deal

Getting better, what are Pictish and love throwing into the deal??

Used knickers and a strapon I believe

See, I dont need used knickers or a strap on. How about some boobie hugs from all 3 of you and the fiver and I will deliver said container and if _muma songs me I will even try to fix the wand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

It said 'Be Mine'...until I started sooking

Sorry kountess, your offer is rejected. If it had said get yer ass here then we would have had a deal lol.

Better club together with live and picti and see what else you can come up with

You're playing dirty now, theres not enough room on a fekking love heart for all that!! The last one in the packet says 'here now!'....and its unsooked.

So I'm adding an unsooked love heart...and a snog from FMUMA in the deal

Getting better, what are Pictish and love throwing into the deal??

Used knickers and a strapon I believe

See, I dont need used knickers or a strap on. How about some boobie hugs from all 3 of you and the fiver and I will deliver said container and if _muma songs me I will even try to fix the wand!

FIX the Wand??? Ffs man why would you wanna do that when you're carrying yer own built in one. Jeez, am I the only one that thinks here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

It said 'Be Mine'...until I started sooking

Sorry kountess, your offer is rejected. If it had said get yer ass here then we would have had a deal lol.

Better club together with live and picti and see what else you can come up with

You're playing dirty now, theres not enough room on a fekking love heart for all that!! The last one in the packet says 'here now!'....and its unsooked.

So I'm adding an unsooked love heart...and a snog from FMUMA in the deal

Getting better, what are Pictish and love throwing into the deal??

Used knickers and a strapon I believe

See, I dont need used knickers or a strap on. How about some boobie hugs from all 3 of you and the fiver and I will deliver said container and if _muma songs me I will even try to fix the wand!

FIX the Wand??? Ffs man why would you wanna do that when you're carrying yer own built in one. Jeez, am I the only one that thinks here?

Oohhhhh nooooo, don't try and fix it, I wouldn't use it again. It was well scary when it blew up lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Done!! I can offer £5 in used money, a blown up magic wand and a half sooked love heart

What does the love heart say on it?????

It said 'Be Mine'...until I started sooking

Sorry kountess, your offer is rejected. If it had said get yer ass here then we would have had a deal lol.

Better club together with live and picti and see what else you can come up with

You're playing dirty now, theres not enough room on a fekking love heart for all that!! The last one in the packet says 'here now!'....and its unsooked.

So I'm adding an unsooked love heart...and a snog from FMUMA in the deal

Getting better, what are Pictish and love throwing into the deal??

Used knickers and a strapon I believe

See, I dont need used knickers or a strap on. How about some boobie hugs from all 3 of you and the fiver and I will deliver said container and if _muma songs me I will even try to fix the wand!

FIX the Wand??? Ffs man why would you wanna do that when you're carrying yer own built in one. Jeez, am I the only one that thinks here?

2 is always more fun than one

besides, then she can use it on bru!!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Oohhhhh nooooo, don't try and fix it, I wouldn't use it again. It was well scary when it blew up lol

It wasn't for use on you, so you can use it on bru!!! We don't mind if you singe his ass lmao

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Haw.... don't be bringing me into your weird coven. I'm not snogging anyone until I get an up to date tetanus!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Haw.... don't be bringing me into your weird coven. I'm not snogging anyone until I get an up to date tetanus!!!

Oi you!!!! It's me you have to snog!!! Not that fecking pirate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Psssssssst ladies, for the right money I can deliver a 20 foot shipping container straight to your dungeon

Oohhhhh nooooo, don't try and fix it, I wouldn't use it again. It was well scary when it blew up lol

It wasn't for use on you, so you can use it on bru!!! We don't mind if you singe his ass lmao

I just fell off the sofa laughing with that vision!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haw.... don't be bringing me into your weird coven. I'm not snogging anyone until I get an up to date tetanus!!!

Oi you!!!! It's me you have to snog!!! Not that fecking pirate!!

Feck sake.....ok, I'll take one for the team. I'll snog ya

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ok, so it's a fiver in loose change, boobie hugs from live, picti and kountess AND a snog from kountess & _muma!!??!!

DEAL!!!!!! I'll deliver him Friday afternoon at 5. Then I don't want to know anymore

(Just post pics so we can all have a good laugh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so it's a fiver in loose change, boobie hugs from live, picti and kountess AND a snog from kountess & _muma!!??!!

DEAL!!!!!! I'll deliver him Friday afternoon at 5. Then I don't want to know anymore

(Just post pics so we can all have a good laugh)

We're supposed to be his best friends on here.

Can't wait to see the pics over a McMuffin & laugh our socks off at the state of BruBru's wee hairy ass getting pummeled. Get me a couple of doughnuts with brekkie. This is gonna be a hoot.

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over a year ago

"Haw.... don't be bringing me into your weird coven. I'm not snogging anyone until I get an up to date tetanus!!!

Oi you!!!! It's me you have to snog!!! Not that fecking pirate!!

"
oi less of yer cheek am very kissable

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Ok, so it's a fiver in loose change, boobie hugs from live, picti and kountess AND a snog from kountess & _muma!!??!!

DEAL!!!!!! I'll deliver him Friday afternoon at 5. Then I don't want to know anymore

(Just post pics so we can all have a good laugh)

We're supposed to be his best friends on here.

Can't wait to see the pics over a McMuffin & laugh our socks off at the state of BruBru's wee hairy ass getting pummeled. Get me a couple of doughnuts with brekkie. This is gonna be a hoot.

Well with the fiver in loose change from the kountess and the tenner bru has offered to get him out of the country, that's more than enough for mcmuffins AND doughnuts!! Lmao

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Shhhhhhhh shhhhhhh brus here,

Hello mate. How are you??

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over a year ago

"Ok, so it's a fiver in loose change, boobie hugs from live, picti and kountess AND a snog from kountess & _muma!!??!!

DEAL!!!!!! I'll deliver him Friday afternoon at 5. Then I don't want to know anymore

(Just post pics so we can all have a good laugh)

We're supposed to be his best friends on here.

Can't wait to see the pics over a McMuffin & laugh our socks off at the state of BruBru's wee hairy ass getting pummeled. Get me a couple of doughnuts with brekkie. This is gonna be a hoot.

Well with the fiver in loose change from the kountess and the tenner bru has offered to get him out of the country, that's more than enough for mcmuffins AND doughnuts!! Lmao

Always the sensible one. Forward planning. Genius.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Ok, so it's a fiver in loose change, boobie hugs from live, picti and kountess AND a snog from kountess & _muma!!??!!

DEAL!!!!!! I'll deliver him Friday afternoon at 5. Then I don't want to know anymore

(Just post pics so we can all have a good laugh)

We're supposed to be his best friends on here.

Can't wait to see the pics over a McMuffin & laugh our socks off at the state of BruBru's wee hairy ass getting pummeled. Get me a couple of doughnuts with brekkie. This is gonna be a hoot.

Well with the fiver in loose change from the kountess and the tenner bru has offered to get him out of the country, that's more than enough for mcmuffins AND doughnuts!! Lmao

Always the sensible one. Forward planning. Genius.

And the added bonus of the pics to laugh at too. What could be better?? Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shhhhhhhh shhhhhhh brus here,

Hello mate. How are you??

"
am good hows ma bested buddies doin

Whits happin

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over a year ago

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Shhhhhhhh shhhhhhh brus here,

Hello mate. How are you??

am good hows ma bested buddies doin

Whits happin

Oh not a lot mate. Just don't forget the tenner at midday on Friday when I pick you up in the lorry with the container. It will be loaded with beer, snacks and a large comfy bed - enough to keep you going for your voyage to the Bahamas - and I've arranged for 3 sexy pirate wenches to greet you at your destination too

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Shhhhhhhh shhhhhhh brus here,

Hello mate. How are you??

am good hows ma bested buddies doin

Whits happin

Wait.. dudes.. what?

Would point out that i already have access to a heated and lit container ina very quiet neighbourhood...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Shhhhhhhh shhhhhhh brus here,

Hello mate. How are you??

am good hows ma bested buddies doin

Whits happin

Wait.. dudes.. what?

Would point out that i already have access to a heated and lit container ina very quiet neighbourhood...

I still have to ship him to you ladies though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shhhhhhhh shhhhhhh brus here,

Hello mate. How are you??

am good hows ma bested buddies doin

Whits happin

Whistle.

Nothing bud how you BruBru?

(Psssst Furry... just act naturally in case he suspects anything).

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Shhhhhhhh shhhhhhh brus here,

Hello mate. How are you??

am good hows ma bested buddies doin

Whits happin

Whistle.

Nothing bud how you BruBru?

(Psssst Furry... just act naturally in case he suspects anything).

(We're fine mate - he doesn't suspect a thing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shhhhhhhh shhhhhhh brus here,

Hello mate. How are you??

am good hows ma bested buddies doin

Whits happin

Whistle.

Nothing bud how you BruBru?

(Psssst Furry... just act naturally in case he suspects anything).

(We're fine mate - he doesn't suspect a thing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slips back into giant panda outfit and goes back to zoo. Oi tiang tiang shift oor a bit am back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips back into giant panda outfit and goes back to zoo. Oi tiang tiang shift oor a bit am back

Pmsl.

(When will he learn NOT to tell the girls what cunning disguise he's wearing. I may stop calling him BruBru & refer to him as BALDRICK)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I have a cunning plan m'lord! Rofpmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cunning plan m'lord! Rofpmsfl

"
anything this fekin outfit is roasting and that fekin female panda keeps triying to ride me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a cunning plan m'lord! Rofpmsfl

anything this fekin outfit is roasting and that fekin female panda keeps triying to ride me "

feck sake...a man on Fab moaning about a woman trying to ride him!! Cannae win

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I have a cunning plan m'lord! Rofpmsfl

anything this fekin outfit is roasting and that fekin female panda keeps triying to ride me

feck sake...a man on Fab moaning about a woman trying to ride him!! Cannae win

He's never satisfied!! Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havnt met the right woman yet I guess lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Wait til I open the container on Friday afternoon

Err err I mean, wait til you get to the Bahamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait til I open the container on Friday afternoon

Err err I mean, wait til you get to the Bahamas

"
mmm wots that mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're gonna feel such a lucky boy stepping out into all that sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're gonna feel such a lucky boy stepping out into all that sunshine

You think he'll still be able to walk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're gonna feel such a lucky boy stepping out into all that sunshine

You think he'll still be able to walk?"

Nooooo...but shhhhh, don't tell him

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over a year ago

"You're gonna feel such a lucky boy stepping out into all that sunshine

You think he'll still be able to walk?

Nooooo...but shhhhh, don't tell him

Cool. I get the plan. I'll keep schtum.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

He will love his 'holiday' and the three ladies ice arranged to meet him.

Randyt - as soon as I get pics, its brekkie time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He will love his 'holiday' and the three ladies ice arranged to meet him.

Randyt - as soon as I get pics, its brekkie time

Stuff that. Straight after brekkie it's Blackmail Time. Mwuhahaha!

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over a year ago

"He will love his 'holiday' and the three ladies ice arranged to meet him.

Randyt - as soon as I get pics, its brekkie time

Stuff that. Straight after brekkie it's Blackmail Time. Mwuhahaha!"
wot use lot whispering about

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Absolutely nothing mate

Just having the final word

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Absolutely nothing mate

Just having the final word

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