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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hand you something right now wot would it be

(sorry guys shit for shit sake thread)

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

A glass of bubbly Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys to a new Audi R8

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

A beer from the fridge as can't be arsed getting of the couch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A beer from the fridge as can't be arsed getting of the couch "
bloody lazy

Pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

A key to a hotel room with certain people in it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Or the soap for my cold shower!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

And NO!!' I don't want you to scrub my back!!!!

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home


"A beer from the fridge as can't be arsed getting of the couch bloody lazy

Pmsl "

You did bloody ask pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh one of them fucking machines. I'll be nice and let you hold the remote though.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Instead of handing me something would you please bathe and dress me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oh one of them fucking machines. I'll be nice and let you hold the remote though. "

Only trouble with hose is they don't cut the grass or take out the rubbish

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Instead of handing me something would you please bathe and dress me"

I'll bathe you !!!!!!! . May not dress you though

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Instead of handing me something would you please bathe and dress me

I'll bathe you !!!!!!! . May not dress you though "

Well that's no good to me! I can't go out naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh one of them fucking machines. I'll be nice and let you hold the remote though.

Only trouble with hose is they don't cut the grass or take out the rubbish "

Yeah but my gardener cuts my grass and my son takes my rubbish out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hand you something right now wot would it be

(sorry guys shit for shit sake thread) "

Don't hand me your shit BruBru.

You just have me what I wanted... one of your better threads. Cheers.

(Tho the keys to the Audi & the bubbly & a hotel room with a bath full of the sexiest Fabbers is also welcome).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hand you something right now wot would it be

(sorry guys shit for shit sake thread)

Don't hand me your shit BruBru.

You just have me what I wanted... one of your better threads. Cheers.

(Tho the keys to the Audi & the bubbly & a hotel room with a bath full of the sexiest Fabbers is also welcome).

"

I'm there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So let me see if I got this sm scrubbing furrys back. Holding hopeys sex remote and bathing the sexy Mrs kfc. Jesus better get the finger out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So let me see if I got this sm scrubbing furrys back. Holding hopeys sex remote and bathing the sexy Mrs kfc. Jesus better get the finger out lol "

Don't forget to bring the Audi. Or an Aston Martin for the would be Bond. Lol!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

A nice cuppa....

Just home and im done in....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Coo n two

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Coo and 1 plz ....Coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coo and 1 plz ....Coffee "
got nice little Columbian. Or just 're coffee

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Some cash plz ..lots of... then I wont need to work weekends

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Coo and 1 plz ....Coffee got nice little Columbian. Or just 're coffee "

Just a plain old instant will do me....

Save the columbian for later....Hope he a tall one

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

the remote .... cant be assed getting up to change the channels!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the remote .... cant be assed getting up to change the channels!"
Jesus wot isthe matter with you people so lazy pmsl

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"the remote .... cant be assed getting up to change the channels!"

Even after its been up against all they cocks ....mind wear gloves

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Even after its been up against all they cocks ....mind wear gloves "

Thinking of changing profile to...Looking for Remote guys....

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"the remote .... cant be assed getting up to change the channels!

Even after its been up against all they cocks ....mind wear gloves "

hahahahaha xx

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"

Even after its been up against all they cocks ....mind wear gloves

Thinking of changing profile to...Looking for Remote guys.... "

Ive got a mini remote

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Bru.....get me a drink now plz...Its time!!!

OVD an TY....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Thinking of changing profile to...Looking for Remote guys....

Ive got a mini remote "

Pffft....your dumped

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bru.....get me a drink now plz...Its time!!!

OVD an TY...."

double

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Bru.....get me a drink now plz...Its time!!!

OVD an TY....double "

Of course on the double

Get to it

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"

Thinking of changing profile to...Looking for Remote guys....

Ive got a mini remote

Pffft....your dumped "

But it does EVERYTHING

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Pffft....your dumped

But it does EVERYTHING "

Im female....

I can and will change my mind when it suits me....

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There you double might havevtoo disappear for a bit naughty step beckons me thinks

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Doubt it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bru.....get me a drink now plz...Its time!!!

OVD an TY....double

Of course on the double

Get to it "

Or she will KEEL you!

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