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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Thought id do this on the back of the opps post,come on peeps tell us about your oppsy moments.

Today reminds me of a day last year where i was inbetween work meetings ,sat at trafic lights music on sun beating down and thinking god im starving,so i delve into my bag and grab the first thing in there which just so happens to be a banana,so i take a bite ...do i hell im so hungry i take two huge big chunks i turn to my right and there is this handsome tanned adonis sitting in the car next to me having a little giggle to himself as i then get the picture in my head of me sitting there looking like a little hamster with my two chunks of banana stuffed in either cheek was mortified

So come whats been your embarassing moment that made you blush ?

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Thought id do this on the back of the opps post,come on peeps tell us about your oppsy moments.

Today reminds me of a day last year where i was inbetween work meetings ,sat at trafic lights music on sun beating down and thinking god im starving,so i delve into my bag and grab the first thing in there which just so happens to be a banana,so i take a bite ...do i hell im so hungry i take two huge big chunks i turn to my right and there is this handsome tanned adonis sitting in the car next to me having a little giggle to himself as i then get the picture in my head of me sitting there looking like a little hamster with my two chunks of banana stuffed in either cheek was mortified

So come whats been your embarassing moment that made you blush ?"

Lolz

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Australia 2000...

Took kids to Perth Zoo, got to the open monkey park and guy was giving us bananas to feed them.

My son was 11yrs old at time and was scared the monkey would bite him, reassured him that he would be ok and just to prove it I took the all the bananas and walked in......

*WOOOMFFF".....Every feckin monkey there was on me like the plague!!

I dropped the bananas and was running about with a monkey attached to my head!!!! Screaming like a little girl

Apparently it was really funny!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 16 and in the classroom my friend was annoying me and I memorised in my head what I was going to say which was "do ya want a fucking punch?" I raised my fist and looked menacing at him and said "do ya want a fuck? " forgot the ing and punch and everyone in the class heard and started laughing lol was well embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did get him back though the very next day I managed to get the whole sentence out and he laughed so I smacked him in the mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought id do this on the back of the opps post,come on peeps tell us about your oppsy moments.

Today reminds me of a day last year where i was inbetween work meetings ,sat at trafic lights music on sun beating down and thinking god im starving,so i delve into my bag and grab the first thing in there which just so happens to be a banana,so i take a bite ...do i hell im so hungry i take two huge big chunks i turn to my right and there is this handsome tanned adonis sitting in the car next to me having a little giggle to himself as i then get the picture in my head of me sitting there looking like a little hamster with my two chunks of banana stuffed in either cheek was mortified

So come whats been your embarassing moment that made you blush ?"

Sure it was a banana and your mouth wisnae full of something similar shaped.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Thought id do this on the back of the opps post,come on peeps tell us about your oppsy moments.

Today reminds me of a day last year where i was inbetween work meetings ,sat at trafic lights music on sun beating down and thinking god im starving,so i delve into my bag and grab the first thing in there which just so happens to be a banana,so i take a bite ...do i hell im so hungry i take two huge big chunks i turn to my right and there is this handsome tanned adonis sitting in the car next to me having a little giggle to himself as i then get the picture in my head of me sitting there looking like a little hamster with my two chunks of banana stuffed in either cheek was mortified

So come whats been your embarassing moment that made you blush ?

Sure it was a banana and your mouth wisnae full of something similar shaped.

"
oi cheeky yes it was ...was wishing it was the tanned adonis next to me but think i scared him off lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Thought id do this on the back of the opps post,come on peeps tell us about your oppsy moments.

Today reminds me of a day last year where i was inbetween work meetings ,sat at trafic lights music on sun beating down and thinking god im starving,so i delve into my bag and grab the first thing in there which just so happens to be a banana,so i take a bite ...do i hell im so hungry i take two huge big chunks i turn to my right and there is this handsome tanned adonis sitting in the car next to me having a little giggle to himself as i then get the picture in my head of me sitting there looking like a little hamster with my two chunks of banana stuffed in either cheek was mortified

So come whats been your embarassing moment that made you blush ?

Sure it was a banana and your mouth wisnae full of something similar shaped.

oi cheeky yes it was ...was wishing it was the tanned adonis next to me but think i scared him off lol "

His loss

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

concerning FAB at a social went up to a couple and ask them how do u like FAB they didny cause they werent on it Remember that one jacs

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I used to do sleep overs at work, and slept in one morning for the day shift arriving, so had to unlock the front door to let her in, in only my shorts, with my beautifully red-painted toenails on view....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 16 and in the classroom my friend was annoying me and I memorised in my head what I was going to say which was "do ya want a fucking punch?" I raised my fist and looked menacing at him and said "do ya want a fuck? " forgot the ing and punch and everyone in the class heard and started laughing lol was well embarrassing"

. I'd have got him back by just fucking him, but then that's me. I love to fuck folk for badness. Lmao!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"concerning FAB at a social went up to a couple and ask them how do u like FAB they didny cause they werent on it Remember that one jacs "
like it was yesterday Heather pmsl was funny tho

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I was 14, very shy and never said boo to a goose at school. One day in English, I had a really sore stomach. Thought I could get away with a wee quiet one. Damn me if I nearly blew myself out of the fecking chair. My pal nearly collapsed laughing, the whole class erupted and my English teacher strode across the front of the class demanding "Who did that?!!!!!" How she couldn't tell by the fact I was lit up in fire engine red, I do not know. Did raise my street cred with the hard guys in the class though. I still cry with laughter thinking about it as well as embarrassment!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I was 14, very shy and never said boo to a goose at school. One day in English, I had a really sore stomach. Thought I could get away with a wee quiet one. Damn me if I nearly blew myself out of the fecking chair. My pal nearly collapsed laughing, the whole class erupted and my English teacher strode across the front of the class demanding "Who did that?!!!!!" How she couldn't tell by the fact I was lit up in fire engine red, I do not know. Did raise my street cred with the hard guys in the class though. I still cry with laughter thinking about it as well as embarrassment! "

Can't... Breathe...... Laughing too much....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Awww dess you poor thing lol so funny keep them coming folks making my day here and dont feel so stupid now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember going swimming with my mate and we were fighting with this girl over a float so we decided to try and impress her. I think I won as I did a kinda curved backwards roll and when I came up my mate was laughing and the girl was in shock cos I hadnt realised I had a massive hardon lol I think she hadnt seen one that size before but we were only fifteen and im sure ive been outshone since hehe

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"I was 14, very shy and never said boo to a goose at school. One day in English, I had a really sore stomach. Thought I could get away with a wee quiet one. Damn me if I nearly blew myself out of the fecking chair. My pal nearly collapsed laughing, the whole class erupted and my English teacher strode across the front of the class demanding "Who did that?!!!!!" How she couldn't tell by the fact I was lit up in fire engine red, I do not know. Did raise my street cred with the hard guys in the class though. I still cry with laughter thinking about it as well as embarrassment!

Can't... Breathe...... Laughing too much.... "

I'm glad I was typing that picti, cos even now, trying to tell that story has me hysterical! lol

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By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago

nr Edinburgh

Many years ago, several of us were at Hillend, Edinburgh skiing.

We all got mixed up with different abilities and I ended up with one of my mates doing runs from the middle to the bottom and back on the chair lift a few times.

Well, one of the times we skied off the chair and skied the little bit to the top of the slope. When we got there one of the rest of the group was bending over fiddling with his skis in front of us. So, after shushing and saying watch this, to my companion...... I raised my ski pole and rammed it up the bent over arse in front of us!!

Horror............ the woman I'd just intimately assaulted (wearing the same jacket my other mate had) turned and gave me a fuck off and die look before she smartly skied away down the slope.

Always being reminded of it and never got over the embarassment either.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

OUCHEE PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember my dad and me getting d*unk on that cheap french tiny bottled beer the night before xmas eve.the next day at work I was working away and couldnt stop farting when all of a sudden one of the farts wasn't a fart I managed to clench and run to the toilet where my bum exploded. Meanwhile my dad was out shopping with my sister and he stayed outside finishing a fag while she went into a shop. In truth he stayed outside cos he had chronic wind and needed to let go so picture a man puffing away and window shopping and secretly squeezing out several hundred farts when all of a sudden ppppfffff squelch !!! The poor guy sharted big style.my sister came put and saw his frightented face and asked worriedly what was wrong and my dad said "I just farted and shat myself" lol he asked her if it showed and turned round to show her and he was wearing those old stone washed jean look as this was 15yrs ago.the whole of his jeans ass were brown lol he tucked a plastic bag over his bum and gingerly walked to his car before he set lol my sister was staggering behind him with her legs unable to carry her as she was laughing so much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having sex in a hotel room in Edinburgh. Girl on top riding away and the cleaner walked in without knocking.

Think she was more embarrassed as we just carried on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probaly the worse embarrassing thing that could happen did happen to me.when I was 14-16 I had epilepsy and was triggered by looking at the tv too close .one day I found my brothers porn videos and stuck one on and yes ive bet youve guessed it I was found with my pants down and cock out by my parents lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being caught having sex!

Was 16 at the time, Ian and I were at it in my mum/dad's back garden during the day. Forgot my dad used to home home from work to let out the dogs and feed the fish in the pond.

My dad walked out said " you shouldn't doing that" Fed the fish and went back to work. Oh god died right there and then!

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