FabSwingers.com forum: if I was prime minister

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd make

Furry transport secretary

Miss d party and socials sec

Bunkie minister for men's fashion

Mc tandem minister for comedy and light entertainment

Mrs kfc and ladybee my own personal entertainment

Leggs Mrs prime minister

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

OI!!!!!!!! What about me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd make

Furry transport secretary

Miss d party and socials sec

Bunkie minister for men's fashion

Mc tandem minister for comedy and light entertainment

Mrs kfc and ladybee my own personal entertainment

Leggs Mrs prime minister

And of course late as usual my health sec

Fmuma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make

Mc tandem minister for comedy and light entertainment

Shouldn't that be Minister for Arts or Arse? (Depending on the spelling & your pro-noun-ciation).

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

*cough* am I having an invisible day? Overlooked on here, and some daft mare almost ran straight into the car at the nursery school junction earlier...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*cough* am I having an invisible day? Overlooked on here, and some daft mare almost ran straight into the car at the nursery school junction earlier...

May we direct your enquiry to Furry at the Dept of Transport?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"*cough* am I having an invisible day? Overlooked on here, and some daft mare almost ran straight into the car at the nursery school junction earlier...

May we direct your enquiry to Furry at the Dept of Transport?

Only if hes in charge of the department for dealing with stupid dopey bints, spending more time faffing with their bloody mobile next to the school as well! lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"*cough* am I having an invisible day? Overlooked on here, and some daft mare almost ran straight into the car at the nursery school junction earlier...

wheest your moaning, YOU got mentioned!!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ahem

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"*cough* am I having an invisible day? Overlooked on here, and some daft mare almost ran straight into the car at the nursery school junction earlier...

wheest your moaning, YOU got mentioned!!!!

hahah thats what I get for not wearing my bloody specs and skim reading. Apols everyone...

moaning about someone not paying attention as well - hmmm as my nana would say - that'll be the price of me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*cough* am I having an invisible day? Overlooked on here, and some daft mare almost ran straight into the car at the nursery school junction earlier...

wheest your moaning, YOU got mentioned!!!!

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can you explain to cutie wot a telt you ma fingers are sore

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

If you were PM id immigrate

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"*cough* am I having an invisible day? Overlooked on here, and some daft mare almost ran straight into the car at the nursery school junction earlier...

wheest your moaning, YOU got mentioned!!!!

can you explain to cutie wot a telt you ma fingers are sore

That's ok I'm not really in the huff and taking you off my friends list and blocking you and never gonna speak to you ever ever again

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"If you were PM id immigrate

where we going?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"If you were PM id immigrate

where we going?

somewhere hot i hope

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

If you are all emigrating somewhere lovely, I'd like to come along too please.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"If you were PM id immigrate

where we going?

Right now, due to feckin back strain...in a bath...

You commin

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Bunkie

Iv hurt my back

Rub it better?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Bunkie

Iv hurt my back

Rub it better?

nice wee hot oil massage coming rite up

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Ooooh hot oil would be great!

Will have to make do with a soak an some alkymahol for now.....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Fmuma & Lady.....The suds are ready...

Get your arses in gear!!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Ooooh hot oil would be great!

Will have to make do with a soak an some alkymahol for now.....

room for 1 more in there

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Always

Just not a little one!!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Fmuma & Lady.....The suds are ready...

Get your arses in gear!!!

wooohoooo *does excited little jump up and down dance* on my way!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Always

Just not a little one!!

bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugger

Was that a statement or a request?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

bugger

Was that a statement or a request?

ohh def a statement (backs away slowly towards the wall)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugger

Was that a statement or a request?

ohh def a statement (backs away slowly towards the wall)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"If you were PM id immigrate

where we going?

Right now, due to feckin back strain...in a bath...

You commin

I will see your back strain and raise you a 2 displaced hip fracture...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were PM id immigrate

where we going?

Right now, due to feckin back strain...in a bath...

You commin

I will see your back strain and raise you a 2 displaced hip fracture...

Please see our Minister for Health or Care of the Elderly. Heehee!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

How would you like ladybee and myself to entertain you?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I will see your back strain and raise you a 2 displaced hip fracture...

Yea ok!!!

You win

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Please see our Minister for Health or Care of the Elderly. Heehee!

And who would that be??

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Jeez! Typical...

I get all horny and noone about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you like ladybee and myself to entertain you?

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well we need a

Wrestling wring amd loads of baby oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you are all emigrating somewhere lovely, I'd like to come along too please. "
dont worry bout emigrated you l8r are gettin fekin deported cheeky sods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please see our Minister for Health or Care of the Elderly. Heehee!

And who would that be?? "

As we don't have anyone in the position I nominate you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez! Typical...

I get all horny and noone about

I would refer you to the Minister for Sex Education for your horniness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make

Furry transport secretary

Miss d party and socials sec

Bunkie minister for men's fashion

Mc tandem minister for comedy and light entertainment

Mrs kfc and ladybee my own personal entertainment

Leggs Mrs prime minister

Awww man! what chance have we got, looks like we're all fooked - woohoo!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Jeez! Typical...

I get all horny and noone about

I would refer you to the Minister for Sex Education for your horniness. "

Looking for him now

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"How would you like ladybee and myself to entertain you?

well we need a

Wrestling wring amd loads of baby oil

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

As minister for transport, send me the reg of the offending woman and I'll let 3 tyres down on her at tomorrow

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

And I believe that minister for the elderly is also the same as health minister - nurse ratchett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez! Typical...

I get all horny and noone about

I would refer you to the Minister for Sex Education for your horniness.

Looking for him now

If ya find him let him know that I need a word. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I believe that minister for the elderly is also the same as health minister - nurse ratchett

She would get that. Is she also Minister for Drugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make

Furry transport secretary

Miss d party and socials sec

Bunkie minister for men's fashion

Mc tandem minister for comedy and light entertainment

Mrs kfc and ladybee my own personal entertainment

Leggs Mrs prime minister

Awww man! what chance have we got, looks like we're all fooked - woohoo!!

What a way to go tho

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