FabSwingers.com forum: Do Women....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....ever fart or pick their nose? having been in there company several times and indeed entering a choice few relationships with particular members of the female world i have never once seen either of the above acts committed... so is it possible or is it all a big conspiracy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo....

Women never do any of these uncouth things. They are sacred creatures of mystical purpose.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Walks on past whistling

not gonna get dragged into that one

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Noooo....

Women never do any of these uncouth things. They are sacred creatures of mystical purpose. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....ever fart or pick their nose? having been in there company several times and indeed entering a choice few relationships with particular members of the female world i have never once seen either of the above acts committed... so is it possible or is it all a big conspiracy?

Only the women in Scotland do it

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Gawd yeah

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You never been trapped under the duvet then?

Thats an ice breaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You never been trapped under the duvet then?

Thats an ice breaker

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lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You know you have scored when that happens

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"You know you have scored when that happens

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Im the only one allowed to do it though

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Im the only one allowed to do it though

hmmm equality and all that

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Im the only one allowed to do it though

hmmm equality and all that

Forget equality mate lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

hmmm equality and all that

Forget equality mate lol

Your learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thats what kids and dogs are for blame them haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah new a woman who used to pick her nose while farting talk about multi tasking

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I employ staff to do them for me

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Its a major competition here most days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had beans this afternoon.....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I had beans this afternoon....."

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Thats why bathroom doors lock, so we can do that in private.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Thats why bathroom doors lock, so we can do that in private."

If you want to keep it quiet...bathroom is the last place to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame it on the cat/dog/budgie/horse/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You never been trapped under the duvet then?

Thats an ice breaker

Thought that was a wind breaker.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"You never been trapped under the duvet then?

Thats an ice breaker

Thought that was a wind breaker. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I employ staff to do them for me

Pmsl.

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