FabSwingers.com forum: what makes you laugh?

By *adybee77 OP Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Samuel L Jackson reading "go the fuck to sleep" does it for me every time...

Billy Connolly too.

And my son.

What about you?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Watched Mickey Flanagans Out Out Tour...

Was wetting myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del Boy on only fools "you give my arse an eadache"

Class!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes me laugh that no 1 reply back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BruBru's typos. Ya know his wee brain is concentrating so hard that it's on the verge of a aneurism. Bless him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watched clips of the old scots comedy series "Absolutely", the character Little girl, talking about "da Queen",, it is its trrrrrue,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monty python (oi big nose) blazing saddles the whole film. First airplane and so many more films. People who trip then pretenf to start running. Some peeps on here

With the're own particular style of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watched clips of the old scots comedy series "Absolutely", the character Little girl, talking about "da Queen",, it is its trrrrrue,,lol

Morwenna Banks? I used to howl at that character.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic one liners like "you literally are too stupid to insult" or "there hasnt been such a sticky situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classic one liners like "you literally are too stupid to insult" or "there hasnt been such a sticky situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun ""

I knew I'd heard it somewhere. Blackadder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monty python (oi big nose) blazing saddles the whole film. First airplane and so many more films. People who trip then pretenf to start running. Some peeps on here

With the're own particular style of humour

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By *adybee77 OP Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Monty python (oi big nose) blazing saddles the whole film. First airplane and so many more films. People who trip then pretenf to start running. Some peeps on here

With the're own particular style of humour

doesn't everyone have their own style of humour??? Or have you gone out and mugged someone of theirs? lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Life of Brian scene...

Maximus, Biggus Dickus.....and his wife..

Incontinentia Buttocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elf from start to finish. I do burst into laughter when he gets hit by the taxi though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classic one liners like "you literally are too stupid to insult" or "there hasnt been such a sticky situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun "

I knew I'd heard it somewhere. Blackadder!"

The first one is from the hangover 2 but the other is blackadder lol.its one of the greatest writings ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life of Brian scene...

Maximus, Biggus Dickus.....and his wife..

Incontinentia Buttocks

"Hes no tge missire hes a very naughty boy" hehe brill

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

My name is Alan....

And I bought a giraffe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watched clips of the old scots comedy series "Absolutely", the character Little girl, talking about "da Queen",, it is its trrrrrue,,lol

Morwenna Banks? I used to howl at that character. "

Yeah, her mum and dads ages are twenty and one pound,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fork andles handles for forks"

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Watch my fanny, make way for fanny, fanny commin through.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still Game....never get bored of it

'I'm bogus gasman, and I've come to ransack ....your hoose' hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ken can I kiss you?"

"Nnnnno you fuckin cant!"

Whats that one from then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who just come out with random funny lines when you least expect them like

"shes seen more cocks than the printing press of kellogs cornflakes!"

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Still Game....never get bored of it

'I'm bogus gasman, and I've come to ransack ....your hoose' hahahaha

Just saw that clip today thanx to my daughters BF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still Game....never get bored of it

'I'm bogus gasman, and I've come to ransack ....your hoose' hahahaha

Just saw that clip today thanx to my daughters BF

The bit where he sticks his leg up saying 'can ye see me noo' just has me in stitches

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

""Ken can I kiss you?"

"Nnnnno you fuckin cant!"

Whats that one from then ? "

Fish called wanda..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who just come out with random funny lines when you least expect them like

"shes seen more cocks than the printing press of kellogs cornflakes!"

Lol or shes seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard lol that was from jeremy kyle lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Still Game....never get bored of it

'I'm bogus gasman, and I've come to ransack ....your hoose' hahahaha

Just saw that clip today thanx to my daughters BF

The bit where he sticks his leg up saying 'can ye see me noo' just has me in stitches

My daughters BF was doin it on skype....funny as!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karen Dunbar with the lost child in supermarket, "maybees wanna check, maybees no got what yi came in with", lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Ken can I kiss you?"

"Nnnnno you fuckin cant!"

Whats that one from then ?

Fish called wanda.."

Ah a conosaur I luv it

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I'm playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order.

M & W ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living without you is like a blunt pencil

Pointless "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order.

M & W ??"

Yup.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

""Living without you is like a blunt pencil

Pointless "

That just sounds lovey

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7tcwns5LmQ

This man makes me LOL....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baldrick with pencils up his nose at a fancy dress party...being a pencil case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Living without you is like a blunt pencil

Pointless "

That just sounds lovey

Its actually from blackadder but its a great line I think

my favourite line ever isnt funny at all but has inspired me to a certain degree

As I pass this way let me do some good as I may not pass this way again

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Monty python everytime...cant single 1 thing out ....everything floors me

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

But father..I want to sing.........

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

He's not the messiah ...he's a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets all go to the stoning

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

What have the Romans ever done for us............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where you from then, conk city.....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Let he without sin cast the first stone....

*ouch*

MOTHER!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off!!!...we're the peoples front of Judea!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Can I join your group?

No..Fuck off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've had a hard time? I've been here five years, they only hung me up the right way yesterday

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

lol..........I hate python!!!

BUT I do love the movies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too.....classics

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

*clipitty clop clipitty clop*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Tis but a scratch!"

"A scratch? Your arm's off!"

"No it isn't."

"Then what's that?"

"Oh come on, pansy!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter cook & Dudley moore, Bloody Greta Garbo sketch.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"“Tis but a scratch!"

"A scratch? Your arm's off!"

"No it isn't."

"Then what's that?"

"Oh come on, pansy!”

Im invincible....

Your a loon!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Carry On film, especially Sid James dirty laugh.....

I laugh every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im afraid other peoples misfortune makes me laugh e.g a person falling or getting stuck in an embarassing situation, however i do feel a wee bit guilty afterwards if that helps at all? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im afraid other peoples misfortune makes me laugh e.g a person falling or getting stuck in an embarassing situation, however i do feel a wee bit guilty afterwards if that helps at all? lol

No, its unforgivable to laugh at other peoples mishaps. I'd never do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont take the moral high ground with me! lol xx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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She is right!!! Its unforgivable!!

That poor old guy that got blown into the bushes the other day was so not funny!!!

I was crying!!! HONEST!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Crying so hard I had to sit down or I would have wet myself!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pheww... so its not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to laugh...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Samuel L Jackson reading "go the fuck to sleep" does it for me every time...

Billy Connolly too.

And my son.

What about you? "

I do love that book from Samuel L Jackson. I also love the youtube video of him reading it too lol

But my kids always make me laugh with what they do and say, but also everyone on here makes me laugh at least 20 times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont take the moral high ground with me! lol xx"

Do we even have morals??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rippin the piss outta others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the panelists on Question Time.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

The way some on here get stroppy

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

A shrubbery!!!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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A big bush?

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

The banter here makes me giggle.

The dog jumps on the other half's testicles all the time and i can't stop laughing. I know it hurts, i know it's not funny... but it is.

Answering the door to Jehovahs witnesses or mormons in my underwear..

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-wom!

RANDOM: Neee-wom!

ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!

HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice!

ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.

HEAD KNIGHT: Ni!

KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...

ARTHUR: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!

HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.

ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?

HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!

[dramatic chord]

ARTHUR: A what?

KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

ARTHUR and PARTY: Ow! Oh!

ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.

HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!

ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.

HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.

ARTHUR: Of course.

HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.

ARTHUR: Yes.

HEAD KNIGHT: Now... go!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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Your a LOON!!!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Your a LOON!!!

Only on weekdays, at the weekend i'm a nutcase

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Micky Flannigan

Lee Mack

Friendly Foe

Jon Richardson

My man

My dad

Sean Lock

Myself when I look in the morror

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tried to shoogle/search info on the group, Cockney Rebel, first page,theres no sign of the group but plenty sites dealing with the first part of the name,

was a laugh.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Just tried to shoogle/search info on the group, Cockney Rebel, first page,theres no sign of the group but plenty sites dealing with the first part of the name,

was a laugh."

Might has more luck shoogling Steve Harley and the Cockney Rebel, T xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Micky Flannigan

Lee Mack

Friendly Foe

Jon Richardson

My man

My dad

Sean Lock

Myself when I look in the morror"

Goes off to sulk in the corner as there was no mention on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just tried to shoogle/search info on the group, Cockney Rebel, first page,theres no sign of the group but plenty sites dealing with the first part of the name,

was a laugh.

Might has more luck shoogling Steve Harley and the Cockney Rebel, T xx"
ok, wont be all motorbikes will it?,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's jehovas bystanders in Greenock & Glasgow, naebody saw fk all

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Anyone else's smileys playing up? Bloody things are pi..ahem!.... Irritating me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BruBru Hotlisting himself. He's such a numpty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Micky Flannigan

Lee Mack

Friendly Foe

Jon Richardson

My man

My dad

Sean Lock

Myself when I look in the morror"

What about me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else's smileys playing up? Bloody things are pi..ahem!.... Irritating me. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BruBru Hotlisting himself. He's such a numpty.

wow!! very fetching blue panties today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BruBru Hotlisting himself. He's such a numpty.

wow!! very fetching blue panties today

Had to change em when I read the Oops Thread & pissed myself laughing.

Thanks btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BruBru Hotlisting himself. He's such a numpty.

wow!! very fetching blue panties today

Had to change em when I read the Oops Thread & pissed myself laughing.

Thanks btw. "

That a sock down the front?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BruBru Hotlisting himself. He's such a numpty.

wow!! very fetching blue panties today

Had to change em when I read the Oops Thread & pissed myself laughing.

Thanks btw.

That a sock down the front?

There's no room for a sock down there. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well right now it bru and Randy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well right now it bru and Randy.

Heehee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neeeeeeeoooooow!

That makes me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Samuel L Jackson reading "go the fuck to sleep" does it for me every time...

Billy Connolly too.

And my son.

What about you? "
just saw it on you tube

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