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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

So, as someone was complaining it was too quiet in the forum, lets go back to the good old mindless flirting and messing about thread - with a twist

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Snog shag n share a doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manhug & an ass grope thrown in for good measure.

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Man hug and a mcmuffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man hug and coffee I know he likes coffee

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Man hug and coffee I know he likes coffee "

Man hug and a cup of TEA lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ride in hi truck. And am shotgun whooo hoooo yeeeer haaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A ride in hi truck. And am shotgun whooo hoooo yeeeer haaaa"

Manhug & a spell check for my wee BruBru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A ride in hi truck. And am shotgun whooo hoooo yeeeer haaaa

Manhug & a spell check for my wee BruBru."
am Bigga than ya

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"A ride in hi truck. And am shotgun whooo hoooo yeeeer haaaa

Manhug & a spell check for my wee BruBru.am Bigga than ya "

Man hug - and mines bigger than yours pirate Steve!!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Cuddles hugs and a coffee

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Cuddles hugs and a coffee "
can I add a snog too?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

snog n shag is that it come on hubby to be something a bit more special for your mrs to be lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Poke the lot of you with a big stick

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Give back her lighter in return for a snog

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

whats with all the man hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" whats with all the man hugs "
_unkie man huggs

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


" whats with all the man hugs _unkie man huggs "

get aff...a handshake will suffice

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Cop a feel....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Cop a feel.... "

thats better...snog n grope to begin with

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Man hug USB

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Backs away and shakes hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Backs away and shakes hand "
Man hug and a dance. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coupleof jagerbombs at bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cling film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cling film"
you need ta let that go pmsl

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

There is a severe lack of shagging goin on in here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag shag shag shag

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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4 times!!!!

STUD!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 times!!!!

STUD!!! "
Dont give a rats ass lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pass on the rats ass thankyou

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 times!!!!

STUD!!! "
aha yeah baby lol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"4 times!!!!

STUD!!! aha yeah baby lol "

share my jaffa cakes with (I know its not one of the options, but hey ho...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 times!!!!

STUD!!! aha yeah baby lol

share my jaffa cakes with (I know its not one of the options, but hey ho...) "
who cares

Give a massage

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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Hand over a tub of vaseline...

Enjoy

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Hand over a tub of vaseline...

Enjoy "

runs a bath for - and splashes clothes with water... ooops now we have to get you out of those wet clothes

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Gets foam burst and shower head ready

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hand over a tub of vaseline...

Enjoy

runs a bath for - and splashes clothes with water... ooops now we have to get you out of those wet clothes "

Help her off with her wet clothes then snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man hug and a beer or two

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Snog for young Rory...

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Snog for young Rory..."

I'll have to give foe a man hug - she doesn't like my hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snog for young Rory..."

i'd have said shag for foe, but guess i'll have to settle for a little snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I give a man hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog or shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I give a man hug? "
i cant say i would get the jail mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I give a man hug? i cant say i would get the jail mmmmm "

Jail? But I've not done anything wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I give a man hug? i cant say i would get the jail mmmmm

Jail? But I've not done anything wrong?

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Still snog or shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap in tin foil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrap in tin foil"

Not as good as cling film but just about do-able.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and and a chat bout fashion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee and and a chat bout fashion lol "

Man hug, rats ass & " ur yae fuck " thrown in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I give a man hug? "

happily!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmr jag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmr jag"

You're just here for more manhugs.

(((hug)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least a Snog.. then a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least a Snog.. then a shag "

Damn Hamish beat me before I could reply.

Ok manhug snog & a shag thrown in for good measure.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"At least a Snog.. then a shag

Damn Hamish beat me before I could reply.

Ok manhug snog & a shag thrown in for good measure. "

Hugs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog mwah

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

chaste peck on the cheek (not saying which cheeks mind)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One helluva manly hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polite snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll chance a second snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll chance a second snog "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll chance a second snog

Cheeky "

You think that's cheeky, wait until I try for the second shag lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Hmmmmmm...can I think about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmmmm...can I think about it? "

Nope. Snog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man hug, pat on the back, embrace then break away when crotches touch!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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Take over when crotches touch

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Man hug, pat on the back, embrace then break away when crotches touch! "

Snog n smack that butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh... Snog... Snog and Snog again.. Then try for a good long hard shag

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its gettin late.....

Sod it...........Snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog just now then when am old enuff Shag!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snog just now then when am old enuff Shag!! xx"

Manhug & a sneaky wee grope of his buns. Lol!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

wee kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its gettin late.....

Sod it...........Snog "

Aww.. just a snog. Suppose that'll do, though you'd have to watch out for the sneaky wee feel.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Its gettin late.....

Sod it...........Snog

Aww.. just a snog. Suppose that'll do, though you'd have to watch out for the sneaky wee feel."

Im sure I could cope

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Snog just now then when am old enuff Shag!! xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its gettin late.....

Sod it...........Snog

Aww.. just a snog. Suppose that'll do, though you'd have to watch out for the sneaky wee feel.

Im sure I could cope "

I'll hold you to that.. Or hold that to you, one of the two

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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"

Im sure I could cope

I'll hold you to that.. Or hold that to you, one of the two "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Im sure I could cope

I'll hold you to that.. Or hold that to you, one of the two

"

Sod it. It's getting late. Snogfest.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

So late we going to use tongues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're using tongues, we might as well use them elsewhere too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we're using tongues, we might as well use them elsewhere too "

Ooh

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

*sticks foot in air*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

def a little snog lol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

nice wee kiss on the cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a wee bum feel xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a man hug ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nae hugs for men here.

Did you see the Bears game...?

J

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

buy that man a drink

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

hmmm, suited man... i'll behave and just go for a wee kiss.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its gettin really late now....

So a full on session is required

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Ignore fact that im straight...

wont tell anyone

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"buy that man a drink "

It's my round mate! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger it everyone head for the hot-tub!!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Bugger it everyone head for the hot-tub!!! "

i'm heading to the bar

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Yea get the drinks in......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woo hoo!

Drinks in the hot tub....Cannae beat it.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Will go to the bar too.... hot tubs are just a big bowl of people soup... no thank you.

Buys drinks!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Will go to the bar too.... hot tubs are just a big bowl of people soup... no thank you.

Buys drinks!"

your just wanting to grope me up at the bar, i know your game lady

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Will go to the bar too.... hot tubs are just a big bowl of people soup... no thank you.

Buys drinks!

your just wanting to grope me up at the bar, i know your game lady "

hahaha, erm thanks but no thanks... I prefer ladies

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Will go to the bar too.... hot tubs are just a big bowl of people soup... no thank you.

Buys drinks!

your just wanting to grope me up at the bar, i know your game lady

hahaha, erm thanks but no thanks... I prefer ladies "

well why's your hand got a grab of my left cheek

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Is that were you keep your wallet by any chance?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Is that were you keep your wallet by any chance? "

bugger ll

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"

well why's your hand got a grab of my left cheek "

to go "coochie-coo" with your cute wee cheeks! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been rumbled Bunkie mate.

I'm off to the hot tub with a bottle of bubbly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shag definitely . x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I'm celibate

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Nothing I'm celibate "

Pfft was going to say shag

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Nothing I'm celibate

Pfft was going to say shag "

ohh go on then shag...it'd be rude not to

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

a nice wee cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo shag nae questions

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"a nice wee cuddle."

wee cuddle back and sly quick grope then ducking the face slap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite to a tin foil and cling film party

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Man hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag for you and yer twin

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

I'l be sure and let her know

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Invite to a tin foil and cling film party "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite to a tin foil and cling film party

"

Manhug.

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Invite to a tin foil and cling film party

Manhug. "

MANHUG for my mate

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

hmmmm, maybe a sly, secret wee shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm, maybe a sly, secret wee shag "
shag again

Av noticed there is a definite lack of sex coming ma way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man hug!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm hug....grope....snog....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

def shaaaag

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Hug...snog....grope....snog....shag...

Smoke..

Snog...shag....

Repeat till worn out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invite to a tin foil and cling film party

Manhug.

MANHUG for my mate "

Fuck right off wi yer Manhugs for yer M8. Where's my feckin McMuffin? Lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

a wee light spanking, bit of a snog and a major fucking his brains out

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Poke with a little stick

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Invite to a tin foil and cling film party

Manhug.

MANHUG for my mate

Fuck right off wi yer Manhugs for yer M8. Where's my feckin McMuffin? Lol"

deliver a mcmuffin to

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Poke with a little stick "

smooch!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Poke with a little stick

smooch!"

She is such a lady.....smooooooch

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Poke with a little stick

smooch!

She is such a lady.....smooooooch "

is this a private party or can anyone join in...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

She is such a lady.....smooooooch

is this a private party or can anyone join in... "

Private!

Wait your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

She is such a lady.....smooooooch

is this a private party or can anyone join in...

Private!

Wait your turn "

Snog, grope, bitchfest about folk we rip the piss out & get hammered d*unk together on Brandy. mao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tho neither of us even like Brandy (Brandy is such a shite singer).

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Make a delicious cocktail for.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Poke with a little stick

smooch!

She is such a lady.....smooooooch "

Bless, loads of smooches back - but I'm not always a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def shag lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Wax

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

help with the waxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"help with the waxing "
just chest hair plus waxing sore

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Wax "

Adopt Flossy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only waxing I'm getting involved in is the 'Wax on, Wax off' Daniel-san kind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only waxing I'm getting involved in is the 'Wax on, Wax off' Daniel-san kind!"

Daniel-San is a username on here!!!!

Tramp. You're so dumped Hamish.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Wax

Adopt Flossy "

she is mine!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Daniel-San is a username on here!!!!

Tramp. You're so dumped Hamish. "

Dump him this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooo snog, hug, kiss, shag when am old enough

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Wax

Adopt Flossy

she is mine!! "

pfft!! So much for being a caring, sharing swinger!! pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Daniel-San is a username on here!!!!

Tramp. You're so dumped Hamish.

Dump him this way "

dumps himself over foe's way.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

Daniel-San is a username on here!!!!

Tramp. You're so dumped Hamish.

Dump him this way "

Greedy mare!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Wax

Adopt Flossy

she is mine!!

pfft!! So much for being a caring, sharing swinger!! pmsl "

*sniff*

OK!! But you gotta promise to be gentle with her!

She is a sensitive little cotton ball at moment (her bttom half fell)

And FFS dont let her outside....she will blow away!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wax

Adopt Flossy

she is mine!!

pfft!! So much for being a caring, sharing swinger!! pmsl

*sniff*

OK!! But you gotta promise to be gentle with her!

She is a sensitive little cotton ball at moment (her bttom half fell)

And FFS dont let her outside....she will blow away!!!"

I'm not going near Foe - she makes folk disappear!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

I'm not going near Foe - she makes folk disappear!!! "

Just lob the good looking ones from afar then....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Post them if you have to!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Wax

Adopt Flossy

she is mine!!

pfft!! So much for being a caring, sharing swinger!! pmsl

*sniff*

OK!! But you gotta promise to be gentle with her!

She is a sensitive little cotton ball at moment (her bttom half fell)

And FFS dont let her outside....she will blow away!!!"

Feck, better not let her near water either!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Wax

Adopt Flossy

she is mine!!

pfft!! So much for being a caring, sharing swinger!! pmsl

*sniff*

OK!! But you gotta promise to be gentle with her!

She is a sensitive little cotton ball at moment (her bttom half fell)

And FFS dont let her outside....she will blow away!!!

Feck, better not let her near water either!!"

Best not.....she be drippin all over place and she wont be happy about putting on so much weight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post them if you have to!!! "

After I'm done with em I can squirt em in a jiffy & mail em standard class mail.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Post them if you have to!!!

After I'm done with em I can squirt em in a jiffy & mail em standard class mail. "

Oh gawd please wash them first

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Shit!

Flossy just fell in the cat bowl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post them if you have to!!!

After I'm done with em I can squirt em in a jiffy & mail em standard class mail. "

You ain't squirting in my jiffy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post them if you have to!!!

After I'm done with em I can squirt em in a jiffy & mail em standard class mail.

You ain't squirting in my jiffy!!!! "

You're dead to me now. Don't darken my doorstep you slut.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

You ain't squirting in my jiffy!!!!

You're dead to me now. Don't darken my doorstep you slut. "

Slut???

You got enough postage there???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post them if you have to!!!

After I'm done with em I can squirt em in a jiffy & mail em standard class mail.

You ain't squirting in my jiffy!!!!

You're dead to me now. Don't darken my doorstep you slut. "

Yeah, yeah.. you say that now.. just wait until your laptop implodes again!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Post them if you have to!!!

After I'm done with em I can squirt em in a jiffy & mail em standard class mail.

You ain't squirting in my jiffy!!!!

You're dead to me now. Don't darken my doorstep you slut.

Yeah, yeah.. you say that now.. just wait until your laptop implodes again!"

Blow a kiss to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post them if you have to!!!

After I'm done with em I can squirt em in a jiffy & mail em standard class mail.

You ain't squirting in my jiffy!!!!

You're dead to me now. Don't darken my doorstep you slut.

Yeah, yeah.. you say that now.. just wait until your laptop implodes again!"

Then I'll love & adore you all over again. Till then you're dead you whore. Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post them if you have to!!!

After I'm done with em I can squirt em in a jiffy & mail em standard class mail.

You ain't squirting in my jiffy!!!!

You're dead to me now. Don't darken my doorstep you slut.

Yeah, yeah.. you say that now.. just wait until your laptop implodes again!

Then I'll love & adore you all over again. Till then you're dead you whore. Pmsl! "

Whore.... I prefer 'Gentleman of negotiable virtue'

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Slut? Whore?

FK IT!!! Il collect...

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