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By *ictiiWitch OP   Couple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Bananas make you sleepy

Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.

chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bananas make you sleepy

Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.

chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath."

I thought bananas gave you energy (unless you're using them as a dildo in which case it's cumming makes you sleepy not the banana).

I'm stocking up on chocolate as we speak.

I'll stick to toothpaste or mouthwash.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

chewing parsley will help neutralise garlic odours.

Turkey will help you sleep (contains trytophan)

eating 2 kiwi fruits about 2 hours before sleep is supposed to help aid restful sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bananas make you sleepy

Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.

chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath."

Well if its sustainable chocolate supplies how are they gonna run out hehe ooh and parsley is meant to be good for rotten garlic breath I find a quick "feck off ya smelly sod" works wonders too

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously

Ketchup was created for use as a drug, not as a condiment

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma

*Gotta love google*

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Feck you lot are clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bananas make you sleepy

Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.

chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath."
damm was gonna have a chocolate banana before bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much all chemicals used to make contact lenses are extremely hazardous until there mixed and made in lenses and kebab gives you horrendous wind although that might just be me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's 107 calories in a 2 finger Cookies & Cream KitKat & I'm savouring an entire packet to myself. Nom nom nom!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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I thought bananas gave you energy "

They do, but only 1 needed a day (better for you than an apple a day)

Eat more, you not only get sleepy, you get constipated....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty much all chemicals used to make contact lenses are extremely hazardous until there mixed and made in lenses and kebab gives you horrendous wind although that might just be me lol"

Are you eating contact lenses now Daz? What are you looking for in yer alimentary canal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 107 calories in a 2 finger Cookies & Cream KitKat & I'm savouring an entire packet to myself. Nom nom nom! "

Wish I could stop at that but if im working a long day I need to eat 5-6000 calories and thats bloody hard to do so I eat crap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty much all chemicals used to make contact lenses are extremely hazardous until there mixed and made in lenses and kebab gives you horrendous wind although that might just be me lol

Are you eating contact lenses now Daz? What are you looking for in yer alimentary canal? "

Prob your tongue ya durty burd lol

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By *ictiiWitch OP   Couple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"

I thought bananas gave you energy

They do, but only 1 needed a day (better for you than an apple a day)

Eat more, you not only get sleepy, you get constipated...."

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

strawberries are good at teeth whitening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of beer makes you really horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"strawberries are good at teeth whitening "

Ah but having done some strawberry picking for a week as a job they are also a laxative if your a greedy fecker like me lol

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By *ictiiWitch OP   Couple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Bananas make you sleepy

Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.

chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath.

Well if its sustainable chocolate supplies how are they gonna run out hehe ooh and parsley is meant to be good for rotten garlic breath I find a quick "feck off ya smelly sod" works wonders too "

The world is facing a " chocolate drought", according to an expert, whose warning is prompted by fears that the globe's sustainable cocoa supplies could be exhausted by 2014.

"Political unrest in the Ivory Coast, the source of almost half the world's cocoa beans, has depleted the number of cocoa farmers there. Many have fled the country or are smuggling the crop into Ghana, where it is selling at a far higher price, says British chocolatier Angus Kennedy." I'm sure you can google the rest..

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By *ictiiWitch OP   Couple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Lots of beer makes you really horny "

No it doesn't it makes your hair shiny, the hops make you sleepy and it puts stress on your kidneys so it makes you pee like a fiend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah so its sustainable but not fecker is sustaining it? Sounds about right for thehuman species

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Lots of beer makes you really horny "

Also make you feckin useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having squirts cream applied to tour genitals

Makes you horny

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By *ictiiWitch OP   Couple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Ah so its sustainable but not fecker is sustaining it? Sounds about right for thehuman species"

Hmm sustain chocolate and have my female family members raped in front of my eyes while they beat the male ones to death, or flee for my life and feck the chocolate..... tough choice there..

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By *reacherUKMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Sperm is an excellent facial cream substitute. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah so its sustainable but not fecker is sustaining it? Sounds about right for thehuman species

Hmm sustain chocolate and have my female family members raped in front of my eyes while they beat the male ones to death, or flee for my life and feck the chocolate..... tough choice there.. "

Ah now ya making it political I was just saying governments and the like are pish at sustaining things but of course its horrible what happens to people in these places

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

coca-cola makes a great toilet cleaner, and can also lift blood stains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"strawberries are good at teeth whitening "

Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh really interesting...

Never knew that about strawberries

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By *ictiiWitch OP   Couple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"strawberries are good at teeth whitening

Really???"

Oooooh... smooth pic change there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"strawberries are good at teeth whitening

Really???

Oooooh... smooth pic change there "

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"strawberries are good at teeth whitening

Really???"

really its a bit messy, but it does work. Make the strawberries into a paste by squishing them down to a pulp. Spread pulp over your teeth, leave for 5 - 7 minutes depending on staining, then rinse pulp off, and brush as normal

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By *ictiiWitch OP   Couple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"strawberries are good at teeth whitening

Really???

really its a bit messy, but it does work. Make the strawberries into a paste by squishing them down to a pulp. Spread pulp over your teeth, leave for 5 - 7 minutes depending on staining, then rinse pulp off, and brush as normal "

How am i supposed to do that without eating it strawberries be too damn tasty!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

lol, i don't know. It does work though, sometimes takes a couple of applications but does the job.

Apples are best eaten on an empty stomach or a few hours after a meal, or they can cause bloating as the fruit sugars ferment with other foods.

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By *ictiiWitch OP   Couple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Has anyone tried the strawberry thing yet?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Has anyone tried the strawberry thing yet? "

Nope....allergic to them

Which is fine as dont really like them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone tried the strawberry thing yet? "

No I just ate em. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 107 calories in a 2 finger Cookies & Cream KitKat & I'm savouring an entire packet to myself. Nom nom nom!

Wish I could stop at that but if im working a long day I need to eat 5-6000 calories and thats bloody hard to do so I eat crap lol"
You bulking then mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mustard make you horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bananas make you sleepy

Sustainable chocolate supplies are predicted to run out by 2014. So chocolate prices will shoot up.

chewing roasted coffee beans gets rid of bad breath."
Bananas are a slow acting carb So wont make you sleepy To many will give you lots of belly fat

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


" Bananas are a slow acting carb So wont make you sleepy To many will give you lots of belly fat "

They only have slightly higher carbs than most other fruits, they are slow a release energy fruit.....

Its only white sugar and floury carbs that give you lots of belly fat....

BUT you are only supposed to eat 1 banana a day as they very hard to digest ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Bananas are a slow acting carb So wont make you sleepy To many will give you lots of belly fat

They only have slightly higher carbs than most other fruits, they are slow a release energy fruit.....

Its only white sugar and floury carbs that give you lots of belly fat....

BUT you are only supposed to eat 1 banana a day as they very hard to digest ...."
Your facts are out of date

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


" Bananas are a slow acting carb So wont make you sleepy To many will give you lots of belly fat

They only have slightly higher carbs than most other fruits, they are slow a release energy fruit.....

Its only white sugar and floury carbs that give you lots of belly fat....

BUT you are only supposed to eat 1 banana a day as they very hard to digest .... Your facts are out of date "

No there not....

Im clued up on my carbs because I have an intolerance for most of them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Bananas are a slow acting carb So wont make you sleepy To many will give you lots of belly fat

They only have slightly higher carbs than most other fruits, they are slow a release energy fruit.....

Its only white sugar and floury carbs that give you lots of belly fat....

BUT you are only supposed to eat 1 banana a day as they very hard to digest .... Your facts are out of date

No there not....

Im clued up on my carbs because I have an intolerance for most of them..... "
I will not fight over a banana Your got your way and i got mine That a song Pmsl And to miuch fruit with make you fat LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating cheese after 8pm will give you nightmares. True fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana before physical activity will give you enough potassium to stop your calves cramping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is the equivalent of 5-6 teaspoons of sugar in a banana. thats why they give u energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there is the equivalent of 5-6 teaspoons of sugar in a banana. thats why they give u energy"
Which take me back to bananas will give you belly fat They are ok if you are working them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's 107 calories in a 2 finger Cookies & Cream KitKat & I'm savouring an entire packet to myself. Nom nom nom!

Wish I could stop at that but if im working a long day I need to eat 5-6000 calories and thats bloody hard to do so I eat crap lol You bulking then mate"

No not bulking im 110kg naturally but im a joiner and landscaper among other things and when working hard I can drop 7lbs in a day if I don't drink and eat loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The banana tree is not a true fruit at all but a giant herb and the banana is actually its berry. A banana plant produces only one bunch or “hand” in its life, but that bunch may have between 100 to 400 bananas. Despite its phallic shape, the banana is sterile and no fertilization takes place in the banana flowers. A banana plant grows when one of its shoots is planted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bananas are interesting things eh??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo meny situations and facts about them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hee heee, i don't particularly like them , but am coming around to the wee mini ones u get in asda lol

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By *aul04Man
over a year ago

glasgow

one castor bean can kill a human ,three can kill a horse , not really usefull information , well it could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The banana tree is not a true fruit at all but a giant herb and the banana is actually its berry. A banana plant produces only one bunch or “hand” in its life, but that bunch may have between 100 to 400 bananas. Despite its phallic shape, the banana is sterile and no fertilization takes place in the banana flowers. A banana plant grows when one of its shoots is planted."
Thank god for Google Looking good james

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By *aysmith2092Man
over a year ago

east kilbride

If you cut the top part (spikey bit) off a pineapple and plant it, you will grow another pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you cut the top part (spikey bit) off a pineapple and plant it, you will grow another pineapple "

but only in the tropics or a hothouse

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