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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bet you women think its only you that have to put up with the horrible kissers lol theres nothing worse than going in for the first kiss and having a basking shark latch on to your face hehe weve all been there then theres the other end of the spectrum where the persons lips are as tight and puckered as a nuns arse and ya think to yaself "hmm night not be there type might have had too much dutch courage and made a tit of myself" rather that or there prudes hehe

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Hate when they straight in with the tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hate when they straight in with the tongue "

Especially if ya havent asked for a lick lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hate when they straight in with the tongue "
I dont mind tongues but hate sloppy wet kisses lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hate when they straight in with the tongue I dont mind tongues but hate sloppy wet kisses lol "

Nothing worse than needing a napkin after a snog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmm defo, kinda know then when someones no had it for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmm defo, kinda know then when someones no had it for ages"

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Hate when they straight in with the tongue I dont mind tongues but hate sloppy wet kisses lol "

Dont really mind it (with some) but when it hanging out and commin straight for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmm defo, kinda know then when someones no had it for ages "
its the joy of being single

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hate when they straight in with the tongue I dont mind tongues but hate sloppy wet kisses lol

Dont really mind it (with some) but when it hanging out and commin straight for you "

Are you still talking about tongues or hopeful men who are a bit over eager to whop things out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmm defo, kinda know then when someones no had it for ages "
yeah amd they ate the best ones lol

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Sloppy Bad!! when you come away from a kiss with a nappy rash because of the slevers you know it was bad. Ouchy skin.. pass the sudocreme.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sloppy Bad!! when you come away from a kiss with a nappy rash because of the slevers you know it was bad. Ouchy skin.. pass the sudocreme. "

Yeah but then your have ya face covered in white cream ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a fag kisses

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Just had a fag kisses "

Dont kiss smokers then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a fag kisses

Dont kiss smokers then "
dont mind smokers. Dont like ciggys

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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Dont kiss smokers then dont mind smokers. Dont like ciggys "

Tell them to take it out mouth first...

Jeez no manners!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Dont kiss smokers then dont mind smokers. Dont like ciggys

Tell them to take it out mouth first...

Jeez no manners!!! "
pmsl

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Once had a guy kiss me and somehow his lower teeth were under my chin - felt somewhere between being mauled by a dog and attacked by a broken washing machine. Beery breath and a crap kiss...

Oh and while he was chomping on my chin, he thought it would be acceptable to ram his hand up my skirt.

hehehe mind the rest of the date up to that point should have given me a wee clue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once had a guy kiss me and somehow his lower teeth were under my chin - felt somewhere between being mauled by a dog and attacked by a broken washing machine. Beery breath and a crap kiss...

Oh and while he was chomping on my chin, he thought it would be acceptable to ram his hand up my skirt.

hehehe mind the rest of the date up to that point should have given me a wee clue..."
a soon as his hand went up ma kilt I would have been off

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