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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have been working in Edinburgh for two months now. With the prospect of being there

Another six. I was wondering if the good

Wom. Sorry people of Edinburgh would adopt me

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well I would but I'm not actually in Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I would but I'm not actually in Edinburgh "
Edinburgh area close

Enough lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ok I will get the spare room ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok I will get the spare room ready "
awesome. Now how the hell did I not think of that thread earlier pmsl a come with NSA and a GSOH

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"a come with a GSOH"

Wondered what the bulge was....

You are hiding it well....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a come with a GSOH

Wondered what the bulge was....

You are hiding it well.... "

it's all me Doon there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been working in Edinburgh for two months now. With the prospect of being there

Another six. I was wondering if the good

Wom. Sorry people of Edinburgh would adopt me "

I dunno about adopt you. I think some may ADAPT you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been working in Edinburgh for two months now. With the prospect of being there

Another six. I was wondering if the good

Wom. Sorry people of Edinburgh would adopt me

I dunno about adopt you. I think some may ADAPT you."

who are we talking aboot whit do you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zooooooooom.

Another Fly-by over poor BruBruNitch's head. Heehee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget washing that panda suit is gonna wreck your washing machine!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Zooooooooom.

Another Fly-by over poor BruBruNitch's head. Heehee!"

I like to do that Peanut style...

Neeeeooooooooooooooow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zooooooooom.

Another Fly-by over poor BruBruNitch's head. Heehee!"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zooooooooom.

Another Fly-by over poor BruBruNitch's head. Heehee!"

right jack get it telt

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Kinda ruins it when you have to EXPLAIN

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinda ruins it when you have to EXPLAIN "
stop taking advantage of ma thickness ( brain) not cock girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zooooooooom.

Another Fly-by over poor BruBruNitch's head. Heehee!

I like to do that Peanut style...

Neeeeooooooooooooooow "

Charlie Brown fetch me my flying goggles.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Who's laughing at my bru??

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Zooooooooom.

Another Fly-by over poor BruBruNitch's head. Heehee!

I like to do that Peanut style...

Neeeeooooooooooooooow

Charlie Brown fetch me my flying goggles. "

NO!!!

It must be done Peanut style

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's laughing at my bru?? "
every1 been takin piss 48 hrs

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Who's laughing at my bru?? every1 been takin piss 48 hrs "

Come and get a boobie cuddle from me to make you feel better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's laughing at my bru?? every1 been takin piss 48 hrs

Come and get a boobie cuddle from me to make you feel better x"

That's a girl... Lull him into a false sense of security till we get the container open.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's laughing at my bru?? every1 been takin piss 48 hrs

Come and get a boobie cuddle from me to make you feel better x"

thanx hunni

These nuggets been chasing me aboot wanting to do thinks tae ma ass

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Who's laughing at my bru?? every1 been takin piss 48 hrs

Come and get a boobie cuddle from me to make you feel better xthanx hunni

These nuggets been chasing me aboot wanting to do thinks tae ma ass"

That's ok I will look after you. I know a good hiding place from them. It's a big cave. Someone has graffitied it with the word maersk on the side. I will meet you inside for your boobie cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zooooooooom.

Another Fly-by over poor BruBruNitch's head. Heehee!

I like to do that Peanut style...

Neeeeooooooooooooooow "

Awwww, I love Peanut...funny as feck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zooooooooom.

Another Fly-by over poor BruBruNitch's head. Heehee!

I like to do that Peanut style...

Neeeeooooooooooooooow

Awwww, I love Peanut...funny as feck!! "

I love BruBru. Funny as feck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's laughing at my bru?? every1 been takin piss 48 hrs

Come and get a boobie cuddle from me to make you feel better xthanx hunni

These nuggets been chasing me aboot wanting to do thinks tae ma ass

That's ok I will look after you. I know a good hiding place from them. It's a big cave. Someone has graffitied it with the word maersk on the side. I will meet you inside for your boobie cuddle"

thanx babe I knew I could trust you

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Peanut at his best........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjNse8RDSxs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

thanx babe I knew I could trust you "

Neeeeeeeeooooooow!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

thanx babe I knew I could trust you

Neeeeeeeeooooooow!"

LOL...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanut at his best........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjNse8RDSxs

"

I love the chinese one....how I 'raff and raff'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wtf peanuts and fly bys

Why has it gone dark all of a sudden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh good, the hood to calm him down works just like it does with the birds of prey.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Couldnt you find a sack and rope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldnt you find a sack and rope?"

We're not drowning him like unwanted puppies Foe

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Couldnt you find a sack and rope?

We're not drowning him like unwanted puppies Foe "

I was thinking more about body disposal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldnt you find a sack and rope?

We're not drowning him like unwanted puppies Foe

I was thinking more about body disposal "

Shhh Cruella.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Couldnt you find a sack and rope?

We're not drowning him like unwanted puppies Foe

I was thinking more about body disposal "

really!!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Zooooooooom.

Another Fly-by over poor BruBruNitch's head. Heehee!

I like to do that Peanut style...

Neeeeooooooooooooooow "

This is why I love Foe - she gets peanut style

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

i'll be round to pick up the container later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i'll be round to pick up the container later "
peanuts??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morninggggg boys

Bru cover yer lugs

Furry...hows the plans coming along?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Morninggggg boys

Bru cover yer lugs

Furry...hows the plans coming along? "

Good! Mrs KFC is helping now too - I think she wants to see the pics too . now all we need is a few pics of Peanut in the back and a torch so bru can find out who he is - we all know he is a purple god but poor bru still hasn't done his homework and I had the last word

Don't forget, I've got to get my boogie hugs from you, live and picti AND a snog from fmuma

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Oh, and the money needs to be in a pain brown envelope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and the money needs to be in a pain brown envelope "
wtf purple whit. Peanuts. Fly byes, blow torch

You are all fekin crazy

Seriously youse need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and the money needs to be in a pain brown envelope wtf purple whit. Peanuts. Fly byes, blow torch

You are all fekin crazy

Seriously youse need help "

who said anyhing about a blow torch? pmsl!!!!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Oh, and the money needs to be in a pain brown envelope wtf purple whit. Peanuts. Fly byes, blow torch

You are all fekin crazy

Seriously youse need help

who said anyhing about a blow torch? pmsl!!!! "

Maybe that was a hint and he wants the blow torch too.

Right what do you want me to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, and the money needs to be in a pain brown envelope wtf purple whit. Peanuts. Fly byes, blow torch

You are all fekin crazy

Seriously youse need help

who said anyhing about a blow torch? pmsl!!!!

Maybe that was a hint and he wants the blow torch too.

Right what do you want me to do? "

and you Mrs kfc your a fake tempting me with yer sexiness. All along ye were playing me for a fool

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


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Right what do you want me to do? and you Mrs kfc your a fake tempting me with yer sexiness. All along ye were playing me for a fool "

Typical another single guy saying a woman is fake!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

Right what do you want me to do? and you Mrs kfc your a fake tempting me with yer sexiness. All along ye were playing me for a fool

Typical another single guy saying a woman is fake!! "

It's a ploy to get you naked - he's trying the double bluff lmao

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Typical another single guy saying a woman is fake!! "

Fake is ok.....wait till he tells you your frigid and ugly

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

Typical another single guy saying a woman is fake!!

Fake is ok.....wait till he tells you your frigid and ugly "

Pmsfl. That's one thing he will never do!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

I was thinking more about body disposal really!!!!! "

Yeah Bru, I was really sitting here thinking about how to dispose of your body

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"

Typical another single guy saying a woman is fake!!

Fake is ok.....wait till he tells you your frigid and ugly "

He wouldn't dare! He wouldn't like to suffer the consequences

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

Typical another single guy saying a woman is fake!!

Fake is ok.....wait till he tells you your frigid and ugly

He wouldn't dare! He wouldn't like to suffer the consequences "

Lol. He's already going to suffer if the kountess gets her way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning schemers.

I may have let the cat out the bag. Re: Neeeeeoooow!

As for the plot he's still none the wiser.

It was a moment of being my usual kind-hearted, sympathetic, considerate, loving & good spirited selflessness.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Morning schemers.

I may have let the cat out the bag. Re: Neeeeeoooow!

As for the plot he's still none the wiser.

It was a moment of being my usual kind-hearted, sympathetic, considerate, loving & good spirited selflessness.

"

Bet he STILL won't get it though lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning schemers.

I may have let the cat out the bag. Re: Neeeeeoooow!

As for the plot he's still none the wiser.

It was a moment of being my usual kind-hearted, sympathetic, considerate, loving & good spirited selflessness.

Bet he STILL won't get it though lmfao "

That's why we love him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning schemers.

I may have let the cat out the bag. Re: Neeeeeoooow!

As for the plot he's still none the wiser.

It was a moment of being my usual kind-hearted, sympathetic, considerate, loving & good spirited selflessness.

Bet he STILL won't get it though lmfao

That's why we love him.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I was thinking more about body disposal really!!!!!

Yeah Bru, I was really sitting here thinking about how to dispose of your body "

yeah FF your saying dispose but deep down your thinking MASSAGE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I was thinking more about body disposal really!!!!!

Yeah Bru, I was really sitting here thinking about how to dispose of your body yeah FF your saying dispose but deep down your thinking MASSAGE "

Deep down Foe's thinking she's out of coffee & knows she's snappier than a tigress in heat without her Nescafé (other brands if coffee are available) Disclaimer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh THAAAAAT Peanut. Prefer Achmed.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oh THAAAAAT Peanut. Prefer Achmed. "

I like them both, but rusty the dog always made me laugh - as did the powder blue Prius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved this thread.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Youse guys are really to much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Neeeeooowwww I get it

Went right over my head. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neeeeooowwww I get it

Went right over my head. Lol "

Ffs that was SIX weeks ago!!!

So who is Peanut & who is Achmed Jr & why dies he talk like Elton John?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There puppets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl.....wet myself at this thread again

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Who's laughing at my bru?? every1 been takin piss 48 hrs "

ONLY 48 hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been working in Edinburgh for two months now. With the prospect of being there

Another six. I was wondering if the good

Wom. Sorry people of Edinburgh would adopt me

I dunno about adopt you. I think some may ADAPT you.who are we talking aboot whit do you know"

Where Neeeeeoooow started.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Did anybody adopt him, or did you all plump for the Snow Leopard?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

We ALL adopted him

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"We ALL adopted him "

So who do you all pay your £3.00 a month to for this?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"We ALL adopted him "

I called social services and told them to come take him away

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"We ALL adopted him

I called social services and told them to come take him away "

Thank god some had the balls to do it!

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