FabSwingers.com forum: Chat Up ( fun thread )

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right give the person above your best chat up line Does not mater woman or man come on let hear your

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you work out big chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have a lovely body your self And your underwear is so tight Around that beautiful thing inside your boxers xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm nice abbs, so tell me, do you come here often...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Aww, I'm fecked.. I don't do lines.. I only have to smile :D x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Aww, I'm fecked.. I don't do lines.. I only have to smile :D x"

Tea and biscuits nurse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don you dom sorry domme

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Aww, I'm fecked.. I don't do lines.. I only have to smile :D x

Tea and biscuits nurse?

day off (shagging), back on shift for 7pm meds, maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tongue oot ma windaeeeeeee i needs some lickin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tongue oot ma windaeeeeeee i needs some lickin

Whip those WooWoos out yer blouse & I'll think about nibbling yer nips.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"tongue oot ma windaeeeeeee i needs some lickin

Whip those WooWoos out yer blouse & I'll think about nibbling yer nips.

Mcds?

. (Easy as that!! Watch and learn everybody pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So big guy want to take me for a spin in yer Tonka truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows yer fanny for luvbites

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Jeez guys....

No wonder you not having much luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez guys....

No wonder you not having much luck

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We don't need luck It all in the boxers lady lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Jeez guys....

No wonder you not having much luck

We don't need luck It all in the boxers lady lol

Awwww Monk.....your ones were fine...

Until now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez guys....

No wonder you not having much luck

We don't need luck It all in the boxers lady lol

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oi monk you been pervin ma pics again

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez guys....

No wonder you not having much luck

We don't need luck It all in the boxers lady lol

Awwww Monk.....your ones were fine...

Until now...

Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Here, I really like you so, eh, how about it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez guys....

No wonder you not having much luck

We don't need luck It all in the boxers lady lol

Awwww Monk.....your ones were fine...

Until now...

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I always put my foot in it And thank you And I am have a lovely the sun is out And the birds are singing And your body just rounds off a perfect day xxxx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER

Go on then......

Give us your best chat up line....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER

Go on then......

Give us your best chat up line....

Gies a shag

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Go on then......

Give us your best chat up line....

Gies a shag

Uv pulled

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Go on then......

Give us your best chat up line....

Gies a shag

Uv pulled

It works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER

Go on then......

Give us your best chat up line....

Gies a shag

"
That one works I am away to try it out lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER

Go on then......

Give us your best chat up line....

Gies a shag

That one works I am away to try it out lol "

Best place to try it out is in the supermarket.....trust me I wouldnt steer you wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wanna know what it's like to be with a REAL WINNER

Go on then......

Give us your best chat up line....

Gies a shag

That one works I am away to try it out lol

Best place to try it out is in the supermarket.....trust me I wouldnt steer you wrong

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Asda here I come cheer mate lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Gies a shag

That one works I am away to try it out lol

Best place to try it out is in the supermarket.....trust me I wouldnt steer you wrong

Asda here I come cheer mate lol

Start with the Spar and work your way up....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Start with the Spar and work your way up...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Start with the Spar and work your way up....

"
Ended up with a chicken it ok I call her Mary . We meeting next again lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really do chat up lines, i just ask for what i want usually after finding something in common with someone i'm chatting to. recently though have been criticised for asking people if they would like to see my condom collection.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I don't really do chat up lines, i just ask for what i want usually after finding something in common with someone i'm chatting to. recently though have been criticised for asking people if they would like to see my condom collection.

I've got a can of irn bru and my shirt is open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about..is that a mirror in your pants?? Because I can see my face in there later lol

Shamelessly taken from an old Greece Uncovered

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Start with the Spar and work your way up....

Ended up with a chicken it ok I call her Mary . We meeting next again lol.

A fresh one?

Or did you play it safe and go straight to the one everyone had handled before you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

licks lips, bats eye lids and flicks hair and walks on by ...no words needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh for miss nawty it would simply be, fancy a baby oil fight lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a can of irn bru and my shirt is open

Lights, camera, ACTION!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive lost my teddy bear, u fancy sleepin with me tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss picti, do you fancy joining in the baby oil fight lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"

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ye asking

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"

Ye askin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we like that one lol

"Ive lost my teddy bear, u fancy sleepin with me tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"

Ye askin ?

For you.. always

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"

Ye askin ?

For you.. always

Gotta be a slow one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"

Ye askin ?

For you.. always

Gotta be a slow one

Definitely.. a slow and possibly smoochy number..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"

Ye askin ?

For you.. always

Gotta be a slow one

Definitely.. a slow and possibly smoochy number.."
pick your song sexy man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Start with the Spar and work your way up....

Ended up with a chicken it ok I call her Mary . We meeting next again lol.

A fresh one?

Or did you play it safe and go straight to the one eveyone had handled before you?

"
You want my chicken don't you Lol pmsl xxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Right give the person above your best chat up line "
oi this is what u said no ten posts up a cheat lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right give the person above your best chat up line oi this is what u said no ten posts up a cheat lol "
What was my chicken one always works pmsl xxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Right give the person above your best chat up line oi this is what u said no ten posts up a cheat lol What was my chicken one always works pmsl xxx

"
show me yer bulge.......ing bicepts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right give the person above your best chat up line oi this is what u said no ten posts up a cheat lol What was my chicken one always works pmsl xxx

show me yer bulge.......ing bicepts

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You have the most lovely eyes I have ever seen You light up a room with them xxxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Right give the person above your best chat up line oi this is what u said no ten posts up a cheat lol What was my chicken one always works pmsl xxx

show me yer bulge.......ing bicepts

You have the most lovely eyes I have ever seen You light up a room with them xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt...............

When you fell from heaven

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Did it hurt...............

When you fell from heaven

"
only when i hit every fkn ugly branch on the way down lol

Nice boxers if you ever need a hand out of them give me a shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it hurt...............

When you fell from heaven

Cos it looks like you landed on your face

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Did it hurt...............

When you fell from heaven

Cos it looks like you landed on your face

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Mmmmmmm Hamish fancy some squirty cream ? go on i know ya like it really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it hurt...............

When you fell from heaven

only when i hit every fkn ugly branch on the way down lol

Nice boxers if you ever need a hand out of them give me a shout

"
Some1

Horny today lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Did it hurt...............

When you fell from heaven

only when i hit every fkn ugly branch on the way down lol

Nice boxers if you ever need a hand out of them give me a shout

Some1

Horny today lol

"
Are you ? well if you need a hand with that just let me know

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Get yet coat - yer my wife to be

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Get yet coat - yer my wife to be

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Aye WIFE TO BE no wife yet so sit down n shut up ....im busy flirting just now il get to you later darling

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Get yet coat - yer my wife to be

Aye WIFE TO BE no wife yet so sit down n shut up ....im busy flirting just now il get to you later darling

You know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it hurt...............

When you fell from heaven

only when i hit every fkn ugly branch on the way down lol

Nice boxers if you ever need a hand out of them give me a shout

Some1

Horny today lol

Are you ? well if you need a hand with that just let me know

"
ok hunni am on my way to nawty island

Happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it hurt...............

When you fell from heaven

only when i hit every fkn ugly branch on the way down lol

Nice boxers if you ever need a hand out of them give me a shout

Some1

Horny today lol

Are you ? well if you need a hand with that just let me know

ok hunni am on my way to nawty island

Happy days

"
You slut What happened to our neverending love You lead me on lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I am a slut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Start with the Spar and work your way up....

Ended up with a chicken it ok I call her Mary . We meeting next again lol.

A fresh one?

Or did you play it safe and go straight to the one everyone had handled before you?

"
I just burn my fingers on my phone Your new AV picture is So hot xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not cheating if my husband watches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not cheating if my husband watches "

It's not cheating if he joins in either. Sandwich anyone?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Its not cheating if my husband watches

It's not cheating if he joins in either. Sandwich anyone?

Mcmuffin???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not cheating if my husband watches

It's not cheating if he joins in either. Sandwich anyone?

Mcmuffin???

Ass massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not cheating if my husband watches

It's not cheating if he joins in either. Sandwich anyone?

Mcmuffin???

Ass massage?"

My worry is what you're trying to massage it with

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

"Its still got to be the classic "Ye dancin'?"

Ohh no its just the way am staunin....

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

What way u standing do u allways stand with that bulge in front of u

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

"What way u standing do u allways stand with that bulge in front of u

Your one in a million ....

So is my chances ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a normal meet for us lol

"Its not cheating if my husband watches

It's not cheating if he joins in either. Sandwich anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not cheating if my husband watches "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gibsters you can buy those t-shirts or vests lol, just google the saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assume the postion I'm in a hurry

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Assume the postion I'm in a hurry

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winks n walks away licking my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assume the postion I'm in a hurry

winks n walks away licking my lips

Wanna dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just glad to see my hubby?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just glad to see my hubby?

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you take away the rain oon a wet day Just remember you don't as you got soaked the day pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just glad to see my hubby?

I'm a lover not a cowboy. No gun Ma'am. Just a big shooter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*grabs cock* Scuse me, is this seat taken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assume the postion I'm in a hurry

winks n walks away licking my lips

Wanna dance?

"
you done some new pics RT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assume the postion I'm in a hurry

winks n walks away licking my lips

Wanna dance?

you done some new pics RT

Here's one got you BruBru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assume the postion I'm in a hurry

winks n walks away licking my lips

Wanna dance?

you done some new pics RT

Here's one got you BruBru

FOR not GOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey sweetie, wanna come see my cakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sweetie, wanna come see my cakes?

Cupcakes, buns I love em all, but have you seem the muffin man muffin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sweetie, wanna come see my cakes?

Cupcakes, buns I love em all, but have you seem the muffin man muffin?

He lives on drury lane, and boy does he have big..............muffins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed time for me, night night folks sleep .....Ooooh tighty whiteys... dammit all these distractions.

Sleep tight Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bed time for me, night night folks sleep .....Ooooh tighty whiteys... dammit all these distractions.

Sleep tight Xxx

Night Witchipoo. How would you like your breakfast in the morning - shall I ring you, or just nudge you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bed time for me, night night folks sleep .....Ooooh tighty whiteys... dammit all these distractions.

Sleep tight Xxx

Night Witchipoo. How would you like your breakfast in the morning - shall I ring you, or just nudge you?

Just a little nudge sweetie, with all of us in the bed space is at a premium, wouldn't want to nudge the spanky one out of bed now would we

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