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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If fab members were to do a new irn bru advert who would you like to see in it and what would be the scene ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two guys meet for a breakfast at a burger joint, order their brekkie & the voice on the tannoy asks what drink. "Irn Bru for us" they reply. "Ya wanna go extra large for another 30p?" the voice asks.

The one guy looks misty eyed at his pal, stares at his crotch & putting his hand on his mates thigh says, "That would be Phe-nom-i-nal".

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Two guys meet for a breakfast at a burger joint, order their brekkie & the voice on the tannoy asks what drink. "Irn Bru for us" they reply. "Ya wanna go extra large for another 30p?" the voice asks.

The one guy looks misty eyed at his pal, stares at his crotch & putting his hand on his mates thigh says, "That would be Phe-nom-i-nal". "
Hahahaha luv it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

If only irn bru didn't just come in small portions

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Me pouring irn bru over someones nipples and licking it off in slow mo with je'taime playing in the background setting a steamy scene. then the music cuts with the sound that record players used to make when the needle is pulled off to show that we are in the middle of a greasy spoon with tourists and workers watching, i shamefacedly straighten up, pull my skirt back into position and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand while looking a bit embarrassed. cut to product placement.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Me pouring irn bru over someones nipples and licking it off in slow mo with je'taime playing in the background setting a steamy scene. then the music cuts with the sound that record players used to make when the needle is pulled off to show that we are in the middle of a greasy spoon with tourists and workers watching, i shamefacedly straighten up, pull my skirt back into position and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand while looking a bit embarrassed. cut to product placement. "

Which greasy spoon are we having lunch in this week then Picti???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only irn bru didn't just come in small portions "

They don't. You can get big ones too!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"If only irn bru didn't just come in small portions

They don't. You can get big ones too!"

Not according to the pictures I've had inflicted on my eyes recently pmsfl

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Me pouring irn bru over someones nipples and licking it off in slow mo with je'taime playing in the background setting a steamy scene. then the music cuts with the sound that record players used to make when the needle is pulled off to show that we are in the middle of a greasy spoon with tourists and workers watching, i shamefacedly straighten up, pull my skirt back into position and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand while looking a bit embarrassed. cut to product placement.

Which greasy spoon are we having lunch in this week then Picti??? "

You choose the venue, i'll bring the soundtrack and the irn bru, think we'll get banned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Me pouring irn bru over someones nipples and licking it off in slow mo with je'taime playing in the background setting a steamy scene. then the music cuts with the sound that record players used to make when the needle is pulled off to show that we are in the middle of a greasy spoon with tourists and workers watching, i shamefacedly straighten up, pull my skirt back into position and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand while looking a bit embarrassed. cut to product placement.

Which greasy spoon are we having lunch in this week then Picti???

You choose the venue, i'll bring the soundtrack and the irn bru, think we'll get banned? "

Yep, but it will be worth it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds lovely picitti, can thus be a group event?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Sounds lively picitti, can thus be a group event?"

Sorry, but its just our little double act lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair enough, can't blame me for trying!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Sounds lively picitti, can thus be a group event?

Sorry, but its just our little double act lol "

Think i might pitch it to Barr and see if they want to make it, i think it would be hilarious..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me pouring irn bru over someones nipples and licking it off in slow mo with je'taime playing in the background setting a steamy scene. then the music cuts with the sound that record players used to make when the needle is pulled off to show that we are in the middle of a greasy spoon with tourists and workers watching, i shamefacedly straighten up, pull my skirt back into position and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand while looking a bit embarrassed. cut to product placement. "

Phenomenal!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Sounds lively picitti, can thus be a group event?

Sorry, but its just our little double act lol

Think i might pitch it to Barr and see if they want to make it, i think it would be hilarious.. "

I'm sure they'd get away with it late at night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only irn bru didn't just come in small portions

They don't. You can get big ones too!"
yeah damm right irn bru comes in bigguns

Pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"If only irn bru didn't just come in small portions

They don't. You can get big ones too!yeah damm right irn bru comes in bigguns

Pmsl "

Not in that pic rofpmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only irn bru didn't just come in small portions

They don't. You can get big ones too!yeah damm right irn bru comes in bigguns

Pmsl

Not in that pic rofpmsfl "
oi cheeky big red was sleeping when that pic was took

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"If only irn bru didn't just come in small portions

They don't. You can get big ones too!yeah damm right irn bru comes in bigguns

Pmsl

Not in that pic rofpmsfl "

you just need to shake it a bit to make it fizz up..

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"If only irn bru didn't just come in small portions

They don't. You can get big ones too!yeah damm right irn bru comes in bigguns

Pmsl

Not in that pic rofpmsfl oi cheeky big red was sleeping when that pic was took "

Big red???? Was that another typo ?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"If only irn bru didn't just come in small portions

They don't. You can get big ones too!yeah damm right irn bru comes in bigguns

Pmsl

Not in that pic rofpmsfl

you just need to shake it a bit to make it fizz up.. "

Apparently it doesn't take that much shaking if its the right woman

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Tandem and furry at the launderette

both strip out of their T shirts n jeans and toss them into the washer im watching them sat there in nothing but their boxers as their clothes swish around the machine.

Furry turns and says to Tandem do you get the feeling were being watched ?

yes repies Tandem as they both look around and catch me staring at them and taking photos for the new Fab irn bru advert ....jacs they both yell at the same time your such a Fanny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only irn bru didn't just come in small portions

They don't. You can get big ones too!yeah damm right irn bru comes in bigguns

Pmsl

Not in that pic rofpmsfl

you just need to shake it a bit to make it fizz up..

Apparently it doesn't take that much shaking if its the right woman "
am not fussy lol

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