FabSwingers.com forum: off topic

By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Right, the point of this thread is to post the most ridiculous/daft/pointless comment you can which has no relevance whatsoever to any previous comments.

I will start with.....

Sometimes one kettle just isn't enough

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Right, the point of this thread is to post the most ridiculous/daft/pointless comment you can which has no relevance whatsoever to any previous comments.

I will start with.....

Sometimes one kettle just isn't enough"
shag anyone ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A burd in ur hand Is worth two in a bushs

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

I asked for that in yellow no it red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small potatoes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your teas out !!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Rupert, why ever did you wear that hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her

Drawers

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

Now that I put my mind to it, I almost always wear black socks at the zoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to hear the rain on the window while snuggled up in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throats sore this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really have to go feed the seagulls

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

My back hurts from all the thrusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spikes or wedges???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Square or link?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Square or link? "

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Square or link?

Both

That's just being greedy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children should be seen and not heard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Square or link?

Both

That's just being greedy! "

(Not got the hang of this thread. Lol)

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain,

whilst the Scottish stuff comes sideways & hits the buildings & soaks us!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Look!!! its the sun!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could murder a McD's brekkie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would like a meet

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

E=MC2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a train leaves the station at 12 noon & is carrying 200 passengers in 6 carriages & is traveling at 70 mph for 25 mins, taking 5 curves at 20 mph & going through 10 tunnels at 25 mph before accelerating towards Glasgow Central at 125 mph why is it late for its destination?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

it was a bit stormy and blustery in aberdeenshire last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not use chopsticks as nipples clamps they hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cried at the britains got talent act that performed to read all about it.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I just kicked a giganotosaurus and now have a very sore toe.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Albert, ALBERT!!! put that tart down!.....your cholesterol is high enough without this nonsense. How about a nice bran scone instead?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Pasta for dinner?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

squirrle!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bloody hell!! It's a smurf!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

voulez vous couche avec moi cest soir ?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

BOOBIES!!!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

What? ah! shark!....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Off to make dinner

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

the dog is on fire...

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

its raining men ! hallelujah!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

There's snow on them there hills!

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I dont understand how anyone can tell if theyre colour blind or not. No matter how anyone explains it all to me, it never makes sense. At all. Lol

L xxx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Iv got a potato that dances to the Bee Gees....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a dung'eap in't middle of't yard

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

There a snake in my boots!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are you wearing my trench coat?

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I haven't started a forest fire for 5 years, 4 months & 16 days

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

my gold fish can sing like Sidney Devine nae wonder he,s in the tank himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my gold fish can sing like Sidney Devine nae wonder he,s in the tank himself

"
seen him once n never again shocking really how they book him to sing were he could not even do either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke, I am your father

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

If peter piper picked a pick of pickled pepper,Where the pick of pickled pepper peter piper picked

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

If she sells sea shells by the sea shore wheres the shells she sells by the sea shore[AND TRY SAYIN THAT WI YER WALLIES OOT

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Where are my shoes? Where are my SHOES?? WHERE ARE MY....oh here they are

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I left her right there officer

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas can't drive Ferraris but that's only because the penguins don't eat toast at Easter due to their latex allergy.

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Of all the biscuit tins in all the world, the contents of this biscuit tin are all the way up there with the decidedly average

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Spick and......

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sometimes when you're out shopping & someone cuts in front of you in the queue & they are like "I only have a couple of things" & you are like "its fine go ahead" but secretly inside you are beginning to plot a way to destroy them as a person & ruin their future family's potential for happiness & the person behind you sees the anger & the darkness in your eyes & backs away & they are like "this one is gonna blow" & you don't blow & you don't destroy the person in front of you but you do clip their heel as they walk away & you feel good.

& sometimes you use too much shower gel

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

if you said you had a beautiful boady ,would you hold it against me?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

whens this feckin yellow brick road gonna end Toto

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I ate a piece of cardboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman would never wear a yellow cape.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Times are bad so lets use Sam as a nuclear warhead

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

wheres some where over the rainbow

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

im not bad ...im just drawn that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter, you can't find a better cage for your giraffe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter, you can't find a better cage for your giraffe to fly around in.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why is the sun following me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like the design of those houses that Hobbits live in but why are the doorknobs in the middle of the door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oive got a brand new combine 'arvester

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By *l coupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Some days you're the deer, some days you're the windshield"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have Ernest Hemmingway phone us and apologise too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if Jason Streatham is on here.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week I have been mostly eating acorns!!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Stilton!!!!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

you're pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alas poor Yorrick I owed him money

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Why is Shantel using what appears to be a red cup from the red floor when we are on the yellow floor? It is a visual and therefore a viseral betrayal...Stop it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those hold ups not arrived in post yet? Held up hold ups.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Today, I wil mostly be sticking my cock in a bowl of..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today, I wil mostly be sticking my cock in a bowl of..........

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mashed potatoe

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Buying shampoo and conditioner even before the ones i have are even used up, then ending up with too many bottles of half full stuff. This annoys me but i do it all the time. Why do i do this?!

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today, I wil mostly be sticking my cock in a bowl of..........

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which is nice...that line originated from the film caddieshack.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oooooh let me feel your heartbeat grow faster, faster....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you say more inappropriate things than appropriate things. sorry im stuck on film quotes..lol

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A dog with a bone & a kitten with a ball of yarn. Neither of these things is going to save you from a volcano

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

It seems to me the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha!

I need ice cream!

What flavour?

I dont care, its for my ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

69 dudes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

preparationa and planning prevents pandemonium and panic and piss poor performace

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bin liners!!!!!

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 15/04/13 13:00:56]

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Slippery nipples!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

These aren't the fabbers you're looking for

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Too much toothpaste

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

bingely beep went my mobile phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toasted raisin and cinnamon bagels r tasty

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Socks? socks? no real man would wear socks.....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I make a fantastic quiche

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Somebody stop me!

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

"my gold fish can sing like Sidney Devine nae wonder he,s in the tank himself

Is it a wee toattie fish ? I mean "tiny bubbles"......sorry

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Don't ask cutie for garlic bread - she gets easily distracted and it may end up burnt

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

love chocolates the hard ones just like my men,s

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

does any one ever follow the yellow brick road

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

and finally where is somewhere over the rainbow

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

"and finally where is somewhere over the rainbow"

I dunno either but will someone send Sidney Divine there...

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

yes let him light up the Crystal Chandeliers

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Yes its ok swingin from the chandeliers just hope the ceiling doesny fall in

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

That was some mess to clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHO ATE MY CAKE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh! That's better.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

i need new specs

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I need to get to bed...

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"I'd like an orgasm please"

"how many?"

"multiple!!!!!"

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I cannot cook fried eggs grrrrrr

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Are you awake?"

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thomas can't spell Thomas. Because Thomas is only 6 months old. Awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadie goes abroad

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