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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OMG.....a disaster has occurred in my life and I'm deeply distressed.

My faithful magic wand committed suicide this morning at approx 7.05am

It actually blew up with a bang, a big spark and left my hand black...wtf!!

I can only remember the good times and will try to be brave....

Instead of flowers I will be accepting financial donations to 'The Kink Wand Fund'...please dig deep for this worthy cause.

I thank you in advance of the generosity I know my fellow toy lovers will will show at this very sad time

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

Our thoughts are with you at this sad time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... got a few batteries I can add to the fund, only been half used too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... got a few batteries I can add to the fund, only been half used too. "

I need hard cash mrs...hard cash!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a generator for the next one it works wonders

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Having recently started a fund ourselves such as this, we can only apologise for being unable to donate to your fund we do however express our deepest sympathies and share your longing for said product.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we understand that you caused a massive malfunction with the national grid with overuse and now the main power lines have gone down, will you take credit cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could call round with a couple of donations to help your cause kountess...however only one would be cash...lol...xxx

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Lucky it was just your hand it left black

Unfortunately as I don't have one of my own yet you will need to wait for financial aid

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've got 67p you can have but that's me wiped out after that.

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By *sk_morrisseyMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"I've got 67p you can have but that's me wiped out after that."

The minute you walked in the joint...

Your generosity knows no bounds Wendy! lol x

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Thank goodness....

I ordered one and they delivered another by mistake. I didnt have heart to return, so Iv'e got a spare, just in case...lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG.....a disaster has occurred in my life and I'm deeply distressed.

My faithful magic wand committed suicide this morning at approx 7.05am

It actually blew up with a bang, a big spark and left my hand black...wtf!!

I can only remember the good times and will try to be brave....

Instead of flowers I will be accepting financial donations to 'The Kink Wand Fund'...please dig deep for this worthy cause.

I thank you in advance of the generosity I know my fellow toy lovers will will show at this very sad time

"
You must have over work it So it your own fault lady So tuff lol xxxx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Your supposed to smash them in.....Not blow them off

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've got 67p you can have but that's me wiped out after that.

The minute you walked in the joint...

Your generosity knows no bounds Wendy! lol x"

it's every penny I have, so yeah I am being generous!!

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By *issyForDommeTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

Ahahaha... erm i mean sorry for your loss

You're not the only one to have bad wand luck lately, the other day my friends dog chewed hers to bits and destroyed it...i'm very surprised the dog's still breathing

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Sorry I actually found that funny

..just think it could have.been worse...you could have charred yer fanny ..or worse still ...welded it shut

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I am a trained grief counsellor. I feel your pain with you. I have £2.63 in my pocket which I can donate but only if I can write it off against tax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I actually found that funny

..just think it could have.been worse...you could have charred yer fanny ..or worse still ...welded it shut "

Welded it shut!!!!

Bloody hell.....panic attack there!! Still breathing into a broon bag

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Lol, got to admit Buckie got a point, you got off light xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this is actually a very sad thread but I just can't stop laughing at the infinite possibilities... such as KoK going to A&E with a singed minge & smoke belching out her gussets as she explains exactly how the calamity happened. But at 7 in the morning woman??? FFS that's what I call the early bird getting the burn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol, got to admit Buckie got a point, you got off light xxxx"

yeah...not the best start to the day I have to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know this is actually a very sad thread but I just can't stop laughing at the infinite possibilities... such as KoK going to A&E with a singed minge & smoke belching out her gussets as she explains exactly how the calamity happened. But at 7 in the morning woman??? FFS that's what I call the early bird getting the burn. "

Its a very very sad thread so stop laughing

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Lol, wouldn't be me , I'm not a morning person xxx

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Just fixed bee,s forth one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just too sad! Put me down for a fiver - where's your 'just giving' donations page? The horror!!!

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona


"Your supposed to smash them in.....Not blow them off "

Does this mean chaffed lips could have become charred lips.

Get a loan from JJSB (jute, jam savings bank) for a Hitachi wand.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dear Ms Kink,

Thank you for returning your faulty personal massager.

Our service team have conducted a full investigation and have found that there is no claim against the warranty.

We bring your attention so section 271, sub section 24a, paragraph 19. "while every effort is made to ensure you device is capable of operating in every environment, we cannot ensure that the device will operate with out failure under extreme conditions. "

We are unfortunately unable to replace your personal massager under the terms of our warranty.

We hope this will not stop you from purchasing our products in the future.

Yours

E.N.Joy

Service team manager.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Ms Kink,

Thank you for returning your faulty personal massager.

Our service team have conducted a full investigation and have found that there is no claim against the warranty.

We bring your attention so section 271, sub section 24a, paragraph 19. "while every effort is made to ensure you device is capable of operating in every environment, we cannot ensure that the device will operate with out failure under extreme conditions. "

We are unfortunately unable to replace your personal massager under the terms of our warranty.

We hope this will not stop you from purchasing our products in the future.

Yours

E.N.Joy

Service team manager.

"

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona


"Dear Ms Kink,

Thank you for returning your faulty personal massager.

Our service team have conducted a full investigation and have found that there is no claim against the warranty.

We bring your attention so section 271, sub section 24a, paragraph 19. "while every effort is made to ensure you device is capable of operating in every environment, we cannot ensure that the device will operate with out failure under extreme conditions. "

We are unfortunately unable to replace your personal massager under the terms of our warranty.

We hope this will not stop you from purchasing our products in the future.

Yours

E.N.Joy

Service team manager.

"

If a magic wand is kept inside a wizards sleeve, does that mean the warranty may be a red herring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a story, I do hope it went out with a bang and gave you an electrifying last orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

three words HA HA HA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"three words HA HA HA "

Bassa!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you now me so well lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you might know me so well tae

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you might know me so well tae "

Get over here...you're ma new wand! Izzy wizzy lets get busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs noo you tell me is it coz am electric

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs noo you tell me is it coz am electric "

lol yeah...bloody shocking!

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