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"Can anyone help my mate? He's a great genuine guy in his 40's. He has an extensive selection of boxer shorts and eye patches. He's still a novice at swinging (still has his V plates). GSOH. All his own hair. Good working knowledge of morrisons veg aisle. He requires to be fostered by a caring lady or couple on a semi regular basis. Someone who can give him the care and attention to bring him out of his shell would be ideal. Apply within " | |||
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"He doesn't require feeding or changing lol " It's best to wait until he has stopped the bed wetting and dumping in his own kecks before introducing him | |||
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"He doesn't require feeding or changing lol It's best to wait until he has stopped the bed wetting and dumping in his own kecks before introducing him " Oh no, he's potty trained too | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas " Can I come to plzzzzzz xxx | |||
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"I dont like fizzy drinks.....so NO!! " How about if I bring the biscuits and he brings the cakes? | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas " So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts " Of course you can | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy " I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! " I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol " No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! " No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol " Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win " Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol " And bigger thighs too | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol And bigger thighs too " I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol And bigger thighs too I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me " You mean you don't want to foster him???? | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol And bigger thighs too I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me You mean you don't want to foster him???? " Fostering is ok I thought he was going to be for good so he's in with a chance ( especially if he can bake Andy pmsl ???) | |||
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"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol And bigger thighs too I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me You mean you don't want to foster him???? Fostering is ok I thought he was going to be for good so he's in with a chance ( especially if he can bake Andy pmsl ???) " I'm sure he's seen your offer lol | |||
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"?? " Sorry | |||
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"?? " Nope but would like to? | |||
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"?? Nope but would like to? " Okies i'll teach you out of the goodness of my heart...now is there anything else I can show you while we're at it | |||
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"So is this bed wetting ..oops potty trained "friend" really a "friend" or is it really just you trying to get a shag " I'm fine mate, it really is a friend on fab. I thought you'd have guessed who from the original post | |||
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"?? Nope but would like to? Okies i'll teach you out of the goodness of my heart...now is there anything else I can show you while we're at it " Do that zip back up _unkiewunkiedoodlepoodlepie | |||
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"So is this bed wetting ..oops potty trained "friend" really a "friend" or is it really just you trying to get a shag " so furry are you just tryingbot get a shag mate lol | |||
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"so furry are you just tryingbot get a shag mate lol " Course he is | |||
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"so furry are you just tryingbot get a shag mate lol Course he is " and using a freind to Do it thats just wrong | |||
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"?? Nope but would like to? " Keep only what you want between the two QUOTE boxes & delete anything unwanted. Type your reply AFTER the 2nd QUOTE. | |||
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"?? Nope but would like to? Keep only what you want between the two QUOTE boxes " what like this ? | |||
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"what like this ? " See how much easier it is to read posts without the WHOLE conversation | |||
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"what like this ? See how much easier it is to read posts without the WHOLE conversation " Dohhhhh lol | |||
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"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post " And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy? | |||
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"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy? " They turned him down - wrong uniform | |||
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"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy? They turned him down - wrong uniform " I'm sure that Seaman Staines left one of his last time he popped round here for a quickie so he can borrow that. | |||
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"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy? They turned him down - wrong uniform " yeah deffo wrong uniform lol | |||
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"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"?? Nope but would like to? Okies i'll teach you out of the goodness of my heart...now is there anything else I can show you while we're at it " You could try | |||
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" Keep only what you want between the two QUOTE boxes & delete anything unwanted. Type your reply AFTER the 2nd QUOTE. " Aw thanks .... Lets see if it's worked | |||
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"Woohoo cutie! It worked lol " did we ever find out the who the sexy mate was furry | |||
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing " hes only 45 | |||
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45 " doesn't matter lol | |||
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45 doesn't matter lol " you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home Wots the matter with you pmsl | |||
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"I will take your mate and his parrot on a part time basis if this helps. Pack his undies and eye patches in his trunkie and wheel him down to mine. " furry think we have a winner av been rumbled lol | |||
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"I will take your mate and his parrot on a part time basis if this helps. Pack his undies and eye patches in his trunkie and wheel him down to mine. furry think we have a winner av been rumbled lol " What it's you furry is trying to give away!!!! | |||
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"I will take your mate and his parrot on a part time basis if this helps. Pack his undies and eye patches in his trunkie and wheel him down to mine. furry think we have a winner av been rumbled lol What it's you furry is trying to give away!!!! " me hed trying to sell me to any woman that will have me some mate | |||
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45 doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home Wots the matter with you pmsl " noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry | |||
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45 doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home Wots the matter with you pmsl noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry " fek that am no shagging him | |||
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"noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry fek that am no shagging him " Why not? You did last week!! | |||
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"noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry fek that am no shagging him Why not? You did last week!! " Oi!! Cheeky lol | |||
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45 doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home Wots the matter with you pmsl noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry " I don't like him that much! Lol. That's why I'm trying to get him fostered lmao | |||
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45 doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home Wots the matter with you pmsl noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry I don't like him that much! Lol. That's why I'm trying to get him fostered lmao " you weren't saying that last week big chap pmsl | |||
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"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45 doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home Wots the matter with you pmsl noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry I don't like him that much! Lol. That's why I'm trying to get him fostered lmao you weren't saying that last week big chap pmsl " Behave or I'll make randytandem adopt you!! | |||
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"Hell know thats just cruel " | |||
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"Hell know thats just cruel " Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol! | |||
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"Hell know thats just cruel Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol!" Lmao | |||
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"Hell know thats just cruel Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol!" yeah I noticed you flirting outrageously with one new young fabber shameless | |||
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"Hell know thats just cruel Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol!yeah I noticed you flirting outrageously with one new young fabber shameless " What's yer point? Like I'm the only one on here that doesn't flirt. I've often thought you should get a room when I've observed you flirting. Lol. | |||
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"Hell know thats just cruel Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol!yeah I noticed you flirting outrageously with one new young fabber shameless What's yer point? Like I'm the only one on here that doesn't flirt. I've often thought you should get a room when I've observed you flirting. Lol. " me flirting with who Thats outrageous. Hope you have a good lawyer Mr tandem nipple pmsl | |||
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"Tandem... Flirting... Whatever next " I know! Quelle outrage! Next there will be rumours going around that I like men with hairy chests. | |||
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"Tandem... Flirting... Whatever next I know! Quelle outrage! Next there will be rumours going around that I like men with hairy chests. " That would be slanderous to ever suggest that!!! | |||
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"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see " Don't they just...... | |||
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"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see Don't they just...... " bloody shameful | |||
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"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see Don't they just...... bloody shameful " Pot Kettle Black | |||
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"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see Don't they just...... " Just for you | |||
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"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see Don't they just...... Just for you " nah thanx av got 3 of my own | |||
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"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see Don't they just...... Just for you nah thanx av got 3 of my own" 3??? Are you Scaramanga from The Man With The Golden Gun? | |||
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"Shag anyone ? " Not ANYONE. I have my standards ya know. Lol! | |||
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"Shag anyone ? Not ANYONE. I have my standards ya know. Lol!" Ok shag tandem ? | |||
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"Shag anyone ? Not ANYONE. I have my standards ya know. Lol!Ok shag tandem ? " You know the rules. There must be a Bi man to sandwich in the mix. Lmao | |||
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"Shag anyone ? Not ANYONE. I have my standards ya know. Lol!Ok shag tandem ? You know the rules. There must be a Bi man to sandwich in the mix. Lmao " wots bi man. Mean | |||
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"Shag anyone ? " Yes please | |||
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"Apparently you turn bi the moment you have McDonalds breakfast with randytandem " yeah right So you walk in to mc ds with the tandem chappy and ten all of a sudden it isn't burgers in yer mouth but bangers Lol | |||
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"Nope, you only have to be in his presence and you turn bi lmfao " Well you did say you'd Bi the brekkie. Did I misinterpret something? Lmao! | |||
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