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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Can anyone help my mate?

He's a great genuine guy in his 40's. He has an extensive selection of boxer shorts and eye patches. He's still a novice at swinging (still has his V plates). GSOH. All his own hair. Good working knowledge of morrisons veg aisle.

He requires to be fostered by a caring lady or couple on a semi regular basis. Someone who can give him the care and attention to bring him out of his shell would be ideal.

Apply within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried help the aged ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Can anyone help my mate?

He's a great genuine guy in his 40's. He has an extensive selection of boxer shorts and eye patches. He's still a novice at swinging (still has his V plates). GSOH. All his own hair. Good working knowledge of morrisons veg aisle.

He requires to be fostered by a caring lady or couple on a semi regular basis. Someone who can give him the care and attention to bring him out of his shell would be ideal.

Apply within "

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I'd help but think he's scared of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a really cool guy

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

He doesn't require feeding or changing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He doesn't require feeding or changing lol "

It's best to wait until he has stopped the bed wetting and dumping in his own kecks before introducing him

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"He doesn't require feeding or changing lol

It's best to wait until he has stopped the bed wetting and dumping in his own kecks before introducing him "

Oh no, he's potty trained too

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas "
Can I come to plzzzzzz xxx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I dont like fizzy drinks.....so NO!!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I dont like fizzy drinks.....so NO!! "

How about if I bring the biscuits and he brings the cakes?

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas "

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts "

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts "

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is this mystery man sounds quite cool and sexy. Infact if I was a woman I'd proabally shag him

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy "

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!! "

I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!

I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol "

No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!

I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol

No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!! "

No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!

I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol

No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!

No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol "

Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!

I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no

need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol

No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!

No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol

Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win "

Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!

I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no

need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol

No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!

No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol

Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win

Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol "

And bigger thighs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!

I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no

need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol

No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!

No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol

Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win

Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol

And bigger thighs too "

I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!

I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no

need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol

No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!

No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol

Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win

Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol

And bigger thighs too

I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me "

You mean you don't want to foster him????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!

I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no

need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol

No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!

No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol

Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win

Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol

And bigger thighs too

I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me

You mean you don't want to foster him???? "

Fostering is ok I thought he was going to be for good so he's in with a chance ( especially if he can bake Andy pmsl ???)

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ok send him round..... Make sure he brings the costas

So I can send my mate round but I'm not allowed to bring doughnuts

Hey you. !!! Doughnuts are my criteria your mr costa so get back in q at KK Andy

I'll fight you for the doughnuts!!!

I'm in front of you in Q in KK remember lol no

need for violence we will settle it with doughnut hoopla lol

No problem!!! Bet I can carry more iced ring doughnuts than you!!!

No need to carry any just the way you toss them on your pole lol

Pmsfl. Only because you know I'd win

Must admit you do look like you have bigger arms lol

And bigger thighs too

I only have your word on that pmsl anyway get back to your original post subject cos you just lost me another place in Q there texting me

You mean you don't want to foster him????

Fostering is ok I thought he was going to be for good so he's in with a chance ( especially if he can bake Andy pmsl ???) "

I'm sure he's seen your offer lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??

"

Sorry

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??

"

Nope but would like to?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

So is this bed wetting ..oops potty trained "friend" really a "friend" or is it really just you trying to get a shag

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

A night out to his local bingo should sort him out

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??

Nope but would like to? "

Okies i'll teach you out of the goodness of my heart...now is there anything else I can show you while we're at it

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"So is this bed wetting ..oops potty trained "friend" really a "friend" or is it really just you trying to get a shag "

I'm fine mate, it really is a friend on fab. I thought you'd have guessed who from the original post

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??

Nope but would like to?

Okies i'll teach you out of the goodness of my heart...now is there anything else I can show you while we're at it "

Do that zip back up _unkiewunkiedoodlepoodlepie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is this bed wetting ..oops potty trained "friend" really a "friend" or is it really just you trying to get a shag "
so furry are you just tryingbot get a shag mate lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"so furry are you just tryingbot get a shag mate lol "

Course he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so furry are you just tryingbot get a shag mate lol

Course he is "

and using a freind to

Do it thats just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??

Nope but would like to? "

Keep only what you want between the two QUOTE boxes & delete anything unwanted. Type your reply AFTER the 2nd QUOTE.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??

Nope but would like to?

Keep only what you want between the two QUOTE boxes "

what like this ?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"what like this ? "

See how much easier it is to read posts without the WHOLE conversation

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"what like this ?

See how much easier it is to read posts without the WHOLE conversation "

Dohhhhh lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post "

And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy?

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post

And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy? "

They turned him down - wrong uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post

And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy?

They turned him down - wrong uniform "

I'm sure that Seaman Staines left one of his last time he popped round here for a quickie so he can borrow that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fine, I don't need any help - however my friend will need space for his parrots cage too - sorry, I forgot to mention that in the original post

And a place to berth his boat no doubt. Have you tried the Royal Navy?

They turned him down - wrong uniform "

yeah deffo wrong uniform lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Jeez dont you lot know how to cut down a "quote"??

Nope but would like to?

Okies i'll teach you out of the goodness of my heart...now is there anything else I can show you while we're at it "

You could try

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"

Keep only what you want between the two QUOTE boxes & delete anything unwanted. Type your reply AFTER the 2nd QUOTE. "

Aw thanks .... Lets see if it's worked

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Woohoo cutie! It worked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woohoo cutie! It worked lol "
did we ever find out the who the sexy mate was furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing "
hes only 45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45 "

doesn't matter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45

doesn't matter lol "

you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home

Wots the matter with you pmsl

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I will take your mate and his parrot on a part time basis if this helps. Pack his undies and eye patches in his trunkie and wheel him down to mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will take your mate and his parrot on a part time basis if this helps. Pack his undies and eye patches in his trunkie and wheel him down to mine. "
furry think we have a winner av been rumbled lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I will take your mate and his parrot on a part time basis if this helps. Pack his undies and eye patches in his trunkie and wheel him down to mine. furry think we have a winner av been rumbled lol "

What it's you furry is trying to give away!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will take your mate and his parrot on a part time basis if this helps. Pack his undies and eye patches in his trunkie and wheel him down to mine. furry think we have a winner av been rumbled lol

What it's you furry is trying to give away!!!! "

me hed trying to sell me to any woman that will have me some mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45

doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home

Wots the matter with you pmsl "

noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45

doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home

Wots the matter with you pmsl

noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry "

fek that am no shagging him

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry fek that am no shagging him "

Why not? You did last week!!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry fek that am no shagging him

Why not? You did last week!! "

Oi!! Cheeky lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45

doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home

Wots the matter with you pmsl

noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry "

I don't like him that much! Lol. That's why I'm trying to get him fostered lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45

doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home

Wots the matter with you pmsl

noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry

I don't like him that much! Lol. That's why I'm trying to get him fostered lmao "

you weren't saying that last week big chap pmsl

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"furry, have you tried a care manager for your bum chum...care in the community's the in thing hes only 45

doesn't matter lol you want to stick a perfectly hott sexy guy in a home

Wots the matter with you pmsl

noooo, its care in the community ya daftie lol.....means you can have a carer in your home...probably furry

I don't like him that much! Lol. That's why I'm trying to get him fostered lmao you weren't saying that last week big chap pmsl "

Behave or I'll make randytandem adopt you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell know thats just cruel

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hell know thats just cruel "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell know thats just cruel "

Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hell know thats just cruel

Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol!"

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell know thats just cruel

Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol!"

yeah I noticed you flirting outrageously with one new young fabber shameless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell know thats just cruel

Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol!yeah I noticed you flirting outrageously with one new young fabber shameless "

What's yer point? Like I'm the only one on here that doesn't flirt. I've often thought you should get a room when I've observed you flirting. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell know thats just cruel

Pass. I have enough to look after. Besides, I prefer em a tad younger. Lol!yeah I noticed you flirting outrageously with one new young fabber shameless

What's yer point? Like I'm the only one on here that doesn't flirt. I've often thought you should get a room when I've observed you flirting. Lol. "

me flirting with who

Thats outrageous. Hope you have a good lawyer Mr tandem nipple pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tandem... Flirting... Whatever next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tandem... Flirting... Whatever next "

I know! Quelle outrage! Next there will be rumours going around that I like men with hairy chests.

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Tandem... Flirting... Whatever next

I know! Quelle outrage! Next there will be rumours going around that I like men with hairy chests. "

That would be slanderous to ever suggest that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see "

Don't they just......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see

Don't they just...... "

bloody shameful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see

Don't they just...... bloody shameful "

Pot

Kettle

Black

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see

Don't they just...... "

Just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see

Don't they just......

Just for you "

nah thanx av got 3 of my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Al I know yoh both have yer nips oot for all tae see

Don't they just......

Just for you nah thanx av got 3 of my own"

3??? Are you Scaramanga from The Man With The Golden Gun?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Shag anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shag anyone ? "

Not ANYONE. I have my standards ya know. Lol!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Shag anyone ?

Not ANYONE. I have my standards ya know. Lol!"

Ok shag tandem ?

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over a year ago


"Shag anyone ?

Not ANYONE. I have my standards ya know. Lol!Ok shag tandem ? "

You know the rules. There must be a Bi man to sandwich in the mix. Lmao

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over a year ago


"Shag anyone ?

Not ANYONE. I have my standards ya know. Lol!Ok shag tandem ?

You know the rules. There must be a Bi man to sandwich in the mix. Lmao "

wots bi man. Mean

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Apparently you turn bi the moment you have McDonalds breakfast with randytandem

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Shag anyone ? "

Yes please

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over a year ago


"Apparently you turn bi the moment you have McDonalds breakfast with randytandem "
yeah right

So you walk in to mc ds with the tandem chappy and ten all of a sudden it isn't burgers in yer mouth but bangers

Lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Nope, you only have to be in his presence and you turn bi lmfao

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over a year ago


"Nope, you only have to be in his presence and you turn bi lmfao "

Well you did say you'd Bi the brekkie. Did I misinterpret something? Lmao!

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