FabSwingers.com forum: forum first

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My friend suggested I check out the forums. So here I am posting my first thread.! IThere isn't any real theme or direction to this post. I'm just going with it

So to follow forum etiquette this is just a wee hello.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Hi and welcome! Jump right in and don't be shy. It's great fun here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello blonde I'm the sensible one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome! Jump right in and don't be shy. It's great fun here.

Welcome. Hope you have fun. Did you bring tea & cakes???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello blonde I'm the sensible one lol

Don't talk pish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome! Jump right in and don't be shy. It's great fun here.

Well that's what he said. Just felt as though I'd be invading people's conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello blonde I'm the sensible one lol

Don't talk pish!"
shhhhh hes the crazy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome! Jump right in and don't be shy. It's great fun here.

Well that's what he said. Just felt as though I'd be invading people's conversation

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you can invade my conversation any time

Did that come over a tad desperate lol

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

Run while you have the chance.

Aww to late your trapped so welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome! Jump right in and don't be shy. It's great fun here.

Welcome. Hope you have fun. Did you bring tea & cakes???"

Hmm no but I make some aawesome tray bakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome! Jump right in and don't be shy. It's great fun here.

Welcome. Hope you have fun. Did you bring tea & cakes???

Hmm no but I make some aawesome tray bakes "
I like cupcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome! Jump right in and don't be shy. It's great fun here.

Well that's what he said. Just felt as though I'd be invading people's conversation

Did ya bring cakes? There better be cakes. Where are all the cakes? I better get cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hello and welcome.

Please ensure you take good care of your straightjacket as a replacement will cost you your soul.

No drawing on the walls of your cell erm room and no picking off the padding.

Meds are issued at 11.00am, 3.00pm and 7pm.

Lights out at 9.00pm.

Please report to Reception with all your bank and credit card details.

Enjoy your stay.

Nurse Ratchett

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome! Jump right in and don't be shy. It's great fun here.

Welcome. Hope you have fun. Did you bring tea & cakes???

Hmm no but I make some aawesome tray bakes I like cupcakes

Cupcakes are over rated. Fairy cakes are the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome! Jump right in and don't be shy. It's great fun here.

Welcome. Hope you have fun. Did you bring tea & cakes???

Hmm no but I make some aawesome tray bakes I like cupcakes

Cupcakes are over rated. Fairy cakes are the future"

Fairy cakes. I like you. You can stay. Sit next to me doll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cakes???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend suggested I check out the forums. So here I am posting my first thread.! IThere isn't any real theme or direction to this post. I'm just going with it

So to follow forum etiquette this is just a wee hello."
enjoy the banter

some of those posts above are crazy but you soon get the hang of it if in doubt just ask away n enjoy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

NO cakes allowed until after evening meds. You know the rules!!

Nurse R.

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By *woWayWorshipMan
over a year ago

Angus

" no but I make some aawesome tray bakes "

I can vouch for her mars bar cake! I want it all to myself though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" no but I make some aawesome tray bakes

I can vouch for her mars bar cake! I want it all to myself though

Well technically you did I only got a small square. Pfftt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" no but I make some aawesome tray bakes

I can vouch for her mars bar cake! I want it all to myself though

Mars Bar Cake? You've tasted it? Sit next to yer me young Flumper & tell me more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" no but I make some aawesome tray bakes

I can vouch for her mars bar cake! I want it all to myself though

Well technically you did I only got a small square. Pfftt

Never mind yer small square... I wanna know bout this Mars Bar Cake.

Shh I hear Nurse Ratchet coming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" no but I make some aawesome tray bakes

I can vouch for her mars bar cake! I want it all to myself though

Well technically you did I only got a small square. Pfftt

Never mind yer small square... I wanna know bout this Mars Bar Cake.

It's a taste sensation! As well as my malteser cake. Moreishness is all I can say to describe it. Its a taste sensation

Shh I hear Nurse Ratchet coming. "

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello and welcome..... Ignore all the nutters... ( except nurse ratchet.... She's scary) ... Oh and I'm the quiet one

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ooh n I'm partial to doughnuts .... But lurves tray bake

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By *woWayWorshipMan
over a year ago

Angus

" no but I make some aawesome tray bakes

I can vouch for her mars bar cake! I want it all to myself though

Mars Bar Cake? You've tasted it? Sit next to yer me young Flumper & tell me more. "

You make it sound like a euphemism!

Oh her cake was all soft and smooth and after she coated it in chocolate it was very warm. Tastiest thing I've wrapped my lips around

I'm still talking cake too...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

CAKE!!!!! CAKE!!!! CAKE!!!! You sure know how to make friends

Just hide them when nurse ratchett comes round, ignore anyone who says thy are the quiet one - they are FIBBERS!!!! Jump in to any and all conversations - that's rule #248 in the swingers handbook and just have fun.

By the way, hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" no but I make some aawesome tray bakes

I can vouch for her mars bar cake! I want it all to myself though

Mars Bar Cake? You've tasted it? Sit next to yer me young Flumper & tell me more.

You make it sound like a euphemism!

Oh her cake was all soft and smooth and after she coated it in chocolate it was very warm. Tastiest thing I've wrapped my lips around

I'm still talking cake too... "

If your lucky you might get to sample malteser cake which I'm making tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi welcome x"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars Bar Cake? You've tasted it? Sit next to yer me young Flumper & tell me more.

You make it sound like a euphemism!

Oh her cake was all soft and smooth and after she coated it in chocolate it was very warm. Tastiest thing I've wrapped my lips around

I'm still talking cake too... "

NOW who is making it sound like a euphemism? Young Flumpy is more suggestive than I am!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" no but I make some aawesome tray bakes

I can vouch for her mars bar cake! I want it all to myself though

Mars Bar Cake? You've tasted it? Sit next to yer me young Flumper & tell me more.

You make it sound like a euphemism!

Oh her cake was all soft and smooth and after she coated it in chocolate it was very warm. Tastiest thing I've wrapped my lips around

I'm still talking cake too...

If your lucky you might get to sample malteser cake which I'm making tonight "

Aww I like this girl. Malteser Cake. Nom nom nom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cakes, meh, I can live without them, floury baps, now they are the business!! How's your baps mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cakes, meh, I can live without them, floury baps, now they are the business!! How's your baps mrs

Not floury Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cakes, meh, I can live without them, floury baps, now they are the business!! How's your baps mrs

Not floury Hahaha"

Bet they still warm n firm to the touch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on wheres these bleeding cakes

Cant hide in from tandem forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome

Don't tell the rest of them but I have a cupcake machine

Oh and I am the quiet one!

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By *woWayWorshipMan
over a year ago

Angus

"If your lucky you might get to sample malteser cake which I'm making tonight "

If I'm lucky? Stop stealing my wee phrases :P

I'll tell you all how good her malteser cake is when I get my hands on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on wheres these bleeding cakes

Cant hide in from tandem forever "

They are a work in progress these things can't be rushed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome

Don't tell the rest of them but I have a cupcake machine

Oh and I am the quiet one!

Your secret is safe with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome

Don't tell the rest of them but I have a cupcake machine

Oh and I am the quiet one!

Your secret is safe with me!"

Thanks honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your lucky you might get to sample malteser cake which I'm making tonight

If I'm lucky? Stop stealing my wee phrases :P

I'll tell you all how good her malteser cake is when I get my hands on it

It's what I do best so "whatever"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome

Don't tell the rest of them but I have a cupcake machine

Oh and I am the quiet one!

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my erse

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am the one who comes with his own tumble which I chuck when I make a joke & no one laughs. I'm also officially the biggest cake fan around. Fact!

Also hello.

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"My friend suggested I check out the forums. So here I am posting my first thread.! IThere isn't any real theme or direction to this post. I'm just going with it

So to follow forum etiquette this is just a wee hello."

Hello & welcome to the fun factory.

I'm the quiet shy one that mothers warn their daughters about lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I'M the quiet one... when I sleep. Night all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome to the nuthouse I am the sane 1 (the mrs) enjoy the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Blonde welcome...shimmey over and pass me a pink cupcake... xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Blonde welcome...shimmey over and pass me a pink cupcake... xxxxxxx

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therse no cupcakes left a stole them lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hi Blonde welcome...shimmey over and pass me a pink cupcake... xxxxxxx

therse no cupcakes left a stole them lol

Bloody pirates!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Blonde welcome...shimmey over and pass me a pink cupcake... xxxxxxx

therse no cupcakes left a stole them lol

Bloody pirates!!

Its kool andy i have some marks and sparks 1s here in my posh swag bag..passes cake

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hi Blonde welcome...shimmey over and pass me a pink cupcake... xxxxxxx

therse no cupcakes left a stole them lol

Bloody pirates!!

Its kool andy i have some marks and sparks 1s here in my posh swag bag..passes cake

Thank you teasy (said with a mouth full of cake) you are my hero

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hi Blonde welcome...shimmey over and pass me a pink cupcake... xxxxxxx

therse no cupcakes left a stole them lol

Bloody pirates!!

Its kool andy i have some marks and sparks 1s here in my posh swag bag..passes cake

Thank you teasy (said with a mouth full of cake) you are my hero

What else is in that swag bag...................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was this thread about again Remember now welcome have fun babe xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Blonde welcome...shimmey over and pass me a pink cupcake... xxxxxxx

therse no cupcakes left a stole them lol

Bloody pirates!!

Its kool andy i have some marks and sparks 1s here in my posh swag bag..passes cake

Thank you teasy (said with a mouth full of cake) you are my hero

What else is in that swag bag...................

Lots and lots and jelly tots pratcically perfect this bag

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hi Blonde welcome...shimmey over and pass me a pink cupcake... xxxxxxx

therse no cupcakes left a stole them lol

Bloody pirates!!

Its kool andy i have some marks and sparks 1s here in my posh swag bag..passes cake

Thank you teasy (said with a mouth full of cake) you are my hero

What else is in that swag bag...................

Lots and lots and jelly tots pratcically perfect this bag

Oooooooooo jelly tots!!! Mmmmmm

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Welcome!welcome!welcome to the madness!

xxx

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