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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone ever done it and where and when?

I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?

I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had."
In a restaurant ? Thats just disgusting

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?

I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had.In a restaurant ? Thats just disgusting "

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By *jm1990Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Which restaurant was this? I'll be avoiding it like the plague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahah....you've got to love the forums!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously!!

I hope there wasn't kids about, ppl get arrested for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously!!

I hope there wasn't kids about, ppl get arrested for that! "

Lol

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By *ussman1Man
over a year ago

Paisley

This is prob the sickest post I have read. Get a life.

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By *ilkyslutWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Lmao.... OMG Thats jus wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Properly minging yuk

Imagine the poor person who had to clean it up

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By *woWayWorshipMan
over a year ago

Angus


"Properly minging yuk

Imagine the poor person who had to clean it up "

I used to work in a nightclub and have cleaned up probably every bodily fluid known to man so this is the first thing I thought!

Quite funny how fast the thread derailed into chaos too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile says he has two kids that live with him. They must be so proud of a dad that wanks in restaurants..

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Boak ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yuck yuck yuck!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet a few have had a wee grope in a bar/ restaurant...public play is a great turn on but decency steps in and you know when to stop!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You no they do supply sauce

Serious that's just wrong mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet a few have had a wee grope in a bar/ restaurant...public play is a great turn on but decency steps in and you know when to stop!!! "

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Sorry but nobody wants to hear they are sitting in someone else's old jizz when out for a nice romantic or even family meal!

I hope you were exaggerating

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?

I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had."

This not in the realms of fantasy land? Try the proper forum.

If you did cum then sorry mate, you need therapy !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In our local pub and no there were no kids it was in the bar so horny

mmmmmmmmm

sits on coffin

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"In our local pub and no there were no kids it was in the bar so horny

mmmmmmmmm

sits on coffin "

Can I ask why do you always put sits on coffin or creeps round crypt? X

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

A quick grope or a snog is acceptable in a pub or restaurant if its quiet and not overly in people's faces but that's as far as I'd go in a pub or restaurant. Find somewhere quiet outside or go home lol

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Nice way to turn the forum against you and end any chance of meets lol

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Nice way to turn the forum against you and end any chance of meets lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one idiot did this on at a bus stop

also there were to young girls under 21

when i saw him doing it totally disgusted of it about to call police but bus arrive he also got on - so was stalking those 2 girls

n he sat in front of me and continue

i told him if he was to carry i be calling the police also the camera watching him ie bus security n i would told bus driver - i was absolute angry at this idiot of a guy - he did got off at next bus stop he is lucky to get away with it

next time this happen its the police will be involved

i did got a ty from the 2 girls n they felt safe again

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?

I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had."

bet this is 1 of they posts you wish you could take back...your chances of getting a meet now from anyone that reads forums have just diminished by 99.9%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?

I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had.

bet this is 1 of they posts you wish you could take back...your chances of getting a meet now from anyone that reads forums have just diminished by 99.9% "

You mean 0.1% would still meet him lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok miby I need to be a bit clearer my fault, theplace was empty just w2 couples in me and the ex and it was my pals place and it was a spur of the moment for me and my partner no kids were involved and it's more like a pub than a full blown restaurant

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ok miby I need to be a bit clearer my fault, theplace was empty just w2 couples in me and the ex and it was my pals place and it was a spur of the moment for me and my partner no kids were involved and it's more like a pub than a full blown restaurant"

*hands over a shovel so you can dig a bigger hole*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah he's from paisley! Every pubs like that!

My chances of meeting anyone from paisley have just diminished 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ah he's from paisley! Every pubs like that!

My chances of meeting anyone from paisley have just diminished 100%"

You can say that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok miby I need to be a bit clearer my fault, theplace was empty just w2 couples in me and the ex and it was my pals place and it was a spur of the moment for me and my partner no kids were involved and it's more like a pub than a full blown restaurant"

Had they run out of tartar sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Had they run out of tartar sauce? "

Probably more like Hollandaise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Had they run out of tartar sauce?

Probably more like Hollandaise!"

Boak lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Had they run out of tartar sauce?

Probably more like Hollandaise!"

Just sounded 'fishy' to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Had they run out of tartar sauce?

Probably more like Hollandaise!

Boak lol x"

Just imagine dipping your chips in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i stay away from restaurants now in paisley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Had they run out of tartar sauce?

Probably more like Hollandaise!

Boak lol x

Just imagine dipping your chips in it!"

Double boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Had they run out of tartar sauce?

Probably more like Hollandaise!

Boak lol x

Just imagine dipping your chips in it!

Double boak "

Hmmmmmm, taste the salty goodness...

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

We once took the kids out a bike ride in a country park and parked up the car. About 20 yards away there was a couple having sex and being very open about it, ie door open in full view.

This was in the middle of the day in the school holidays and the car park was in the open and very busy so its not as if we stumbled upon a doggers site or anything.

We're up for fun as much as anyone but there's a line and its easy to cross.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Ok miby I need to be a bit clearer my fault, theplace was empty just w2 couples in me and the ex and it was my pals place and it was a spur of the moment for me and my partner no kids were involved and it's more like a pub than a full blown restaurant"
It was still in a public place where people go to eat ...still disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok miby I need to be a bit clearer my fault, theplace was empty just w2 couples in me and the ex and it was my pals place and it was a spur of the moment for me and my partner no kids were involved and it's more like a pub than a full blown restaurantIt was still in a public place where people go to eat ...still disgusting "
it is jaq no need for it

took a quick peek at his profile straight an most of its men - an has not reply back to any of the comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there goes paisleys reputation

Am so glad I lve on a boat

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well there goes paisleys reputation

Am so glad I lve on a boat

Lol "
his not paisley

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Wow, now that was fun reading

When I was a teenager I caught some guy knocking one out in the swimming pool. Speedos I say! No more pocket fumbling in public pools!

Still have horror thoughts of it floating about and getting all over people....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ok .... Note to self..... No tartar sauce, hollandaise or swimming pools from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some guys must have no self control ffs

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

and then he woke up

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By *woWayWorshipMan
over a year ago

Angus


"Wow, now that was fun reading

When I was a teenager I caught some guy knocking one out in the swimming pool. Speedos I say! No more pocket fumbling in public pools!

Still have horror thoughts of it floating about and getting all over people.... "

This reminded me of that scene from Kevin and Perry Go Large. You all know the one, when he's in the sea and there's something chasing him...

"It's a floater!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?

I have a few times once in a restaurant with my ex and I'm telling you I must have squirted everywhere was one of the biggest turn ons I've had."

Hope you had a napkin tucked into your collar? Cum can be a bastard to get out of a shell suit!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Wow, now that was fun reading

When I was a teenager I caught some guy knocking one out in the swimming pool. Speedos I say! No more pocket fumbling in public pools!

Still have horror thoughts of it floating about and getting all over people....

This reminded me of that scene from Kevin and Perry Go Large. You all know the one, when he's in the sea and there's something chasing him...

"It's a floater!""

Ew

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Has anyone ever done it and where and when?"

Well when i were a lad, lets just say it was something of an olympic sport at school in the following categories:

1/. Precision shot over 1 metre (girls on the receiving end to collect)

2/. High jump - maximum height per shot

There were others that I could not possibly mention in open forum.

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