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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only just moved up here, so thought I'd say hi!

If any couples or fems are interested in showing me more of Edinburgh let me know

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello and welcome

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Welcome.. Straight jacket on your right, padded cell 42 on your left... Next meds at 3pm...... Stay away from cutie!!!

*I'm the sane and quiet one

Up yours

Nurse Ratchett

xxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello mate. As a fellow Englishman who made the move 5 years ago, welcome and I hope you enjoy it as much as I have

On a seperate note, nurse ratchett is a wonderful woman but she has a tendency to fib - especially when she says SHE'S the sane one

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fuck off andytwat xxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Hello and welcome to scotland hope you enjoy and have fun

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Fuck off andytwat xxx

Shurrup nurse ratchett!

. you signed my weekend pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to fab

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Fuck off andytwat xxx

Shurrup nurse ratchett!

. you signed my weekend pass

was not me, was the one armed man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looked at yer pics

Tidy that room ffs!!!

Auds Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah welcome to Scotland dude.

I'm with the above poster - get yerself a cleaner FFS. That room is what we call a MIDDEN! There could be a body under all that crap. Lol!

Have fun man (but seriously - get a cleaner).pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just looked at yer pics

Tidy that room ffs!!!

Auds Lol

I know I'm not normally that messy... :s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seriously wonder about folk ..

That pic has been fabbed 6 times!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I seriously wonder about folk ..

That pic has been fabbed 6 times!!!

must be my devilish good looks making up for it I guess

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Welcome.. Straight jacket on your right, padded cell 42 on your left... Next meds at 3pm...... Stay away from cutie!!!

*I'm the sane and quiet one

Up yours

Nurse Ratchett

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Oi you stole my line

Ignore _muma I'm really the quiet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just looked at yer pics

Tidy that room ffs!!!

Auds Lol

pmsl I just did exact same there lolol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh and I had to go n perv.... I mean look at your pics..... In the interests of research of course... And the troops are right.... Clean that room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome.. Straight jacket on your right, padded cell 42 on your left... Next meds at 3pm...... Stay away from cutie!!!

*I'm the sane and quiet one

Up yours

Nurse Ratchett

xxx

Oi you stole my line

Ignore _muma I'm really the quiet one

hahaha who wants quiet?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and I had to go n perv.... I mean look at your pics..... In the interests of research of course... And the troops are right.... Clean that room

apart from the mess did you like what you saw cutie?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Oh, cutie isn't the quiet one either

Randy tandem must be the quietest and most reserved person on fab! But he is a stickler for room cleanliness - so if you need advice I'm sure he'd be happy to give it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, cutie isn't the quiet one either

Randy tandem must be the quietest and most reserved person on fab! But he is a stickler for room cleanliness - so if you need advice I'm sure he'd be happy to give it

lol I'll send him a "wee" message then!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

It's far to perverted for me to comment on someone your age

... I better go have another look to be sure

N furry how can you say randy t is quiet!!!! He's the worst out of anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's far to perverted for me to comment on someone your age

... I better go have another look to be sure

N furry how can you say randy t is quiet!!!! He's the worst out of anyone

well its not like I've not enjoyed looking at your pics

just can't private message you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"It's far to perverted for me to comment on someone your age

... I better go have another look to be sure

N furry how can you say randy t is quiet!!!! He's the worst out of anyone

Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Don't tell the newbie the truth or else he might find out about you too

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm shy

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Chokes on his lunch at cutie

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Chokes on his lunch at cutie

As long as it's not doughnuts

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Chokes on his lunch at cutie

As long as it's not doughnuts

You see bleep, cuties 'kryptonite' is costa coffee and Krispy Kreme doughnuts

And before she complains about how I never bring them to her - I've offered but I don't know where to take them to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seriously wonder about folk ..

That pic has been fabbed 6 times!!!

must be my devilish good looks making up for it I guess

Stuff yer devilish good looks - where's my Henry Hoover & my OzKleen?

Ignore that lot - I'M THE QUIET ONE if that's the case! Between Furry, Nurse Ratchet, that Pirate fella, the Devine Miss N, Mrs KFC, & the other inmates I have my bloody hands full keeping em I'm line without their meds!

Now pass me my Marigolds - I'm going in there.

Lmfao!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking. "

I actually was unpacking at the time, but I'm not one for excuses

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking. "

Finger lickin good to the rescue again

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking.

I actually was unpacking at the time, but I'm not one for excuses

No excuses then tidy your bedroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking.

I actually was unpacking at the time, but I'm not one for excuses

No excuses then tidy your bedroom!

mao. I knew Mrs KFC would appear like Fabs answer to the Fairy Godmother!

Don't be giving him excuses - I wanna clean his mess up.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking.

I actually was unpacking at the time, but I'm not one for excuses

No excuses then tidy your bedroom!

mao. I knew Mrs KFC would appear like Fabs answer to the Fairy Godmother!

Don't be giving him excuses - I wanna clean his mess up.

So many comments!!!!!!!!!! So little space!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking.

I actually was unpacking at the time, but I'm not one for excuses

No excuses then tidy your bedroom!

mao. I knew Mrs KFC would appear like Fabs answer to the Fairy Godmother!

Don't be giving him excuses - I wanna clean his mess up.

So many comments!!!!!!!!!! So little space!!!!

Zip it Furry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to have a nosey after the comments. Think you may need a cleaner lmao

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking.

I actually was unpacking at the time, but I'm not one for excuses

No excuses then tidy your bedroom!

mao. I knew Mrs KFC would appear like Fabs answer to the Fairy Godmother!

Don't be giving him excuses - I wanna clean his mess up.

So many comments!!!!!!!!!! So little space!!!!

Zip it Furry!"

Ah sod it!! So does that make Mrs KFC your godmother then???? Pmsfl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Had to have a nosey after the comments. Think you may need a cleaner lmao

Randytandem has offered lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to have a nosey after the comments. Think you may need a cleaner lmao

Randytandem has offered lmao

I should really change my ID to Bibbity Bobbity Boo! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome I'm sure you will enjoy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Get back on your cells.. Cough I mean rooms... Meds time!!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking.

I actually was unpacking at the time, but I'm not one for excuses

No excuses then tidy your bedroom!

mao. I knew Mrs KFC would appear like Fabs answer to the Fairy Godmother!

Don't be giving him excuses - I wanna clean his mess up.

I hope I'm a modern day fairy godmother, Sexy and young! Not the traditional type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking.

I actually was unpacking at the time, but I'm not one for excuses

No excuses then tidy your bedroom!

mao. I knew Mrs KFC would appear like Fabs answer to the Fairy Godmother!

Don't be giving him excuses - I wanna clean his mess up.

I hope I'm a modern day fairy godmother, Sexy and young! Not the traditional type.

Can I hear a big WOOOOP WOOOOP for the Fairy Godmother? Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleep dont listen to any of them there all liars. Nit one of them is sane. I however am quite sane and quiet. Welcome to Scotland welcome to the playground my freind enjoy lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Bleep dont listen to any of them there all liars. Nit one of them is sane. I however am quite sane and quiet. Welcome to Scotland welcome to the playground my freind enjoy lol

and you can shurrup an aw ya fud!!!

Steer clear of this one, especially on a Friday in Tesco!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Bleep dont listen to any of them there all liars. Nit one of them is sane. I however am quite sane and quiet. Welcome to Scotland welcome to the playground my freind enjoy lol

and you can shurrup an aw ya fud!!!

Steer clear of this one, especially on a Friday in Tesco!!!

Or weekends in morrisons in paisley too!! He normally prowls in his pirate costume around the veg aisle!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I was wondering why my ears were burning!

Hi bleep

Just tell the lot of them you took the picture when you were unpacking.

I actually was unpacking at the time, but I'm not one for excuses

No excuses then tidy your bedroom!

mao. I knew Mrs KFC would appear like Fabs answer to the Fairy Godmother!

Don't be giving him excuses - I wanna clean his mess up.

I hope I'm a modern day fairy godmother, Sexy and young! Not the traditional type.

Of course!! Whoooop whoooop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mao. I knew Mrs KFC would appear like Fabs answer to the Fairy Godmother!

Don't be giving him excuses - I wanna clean his mess up.

I hope I'm a modern day fairy godmother, Sexy and young! Not the traditional type.

Of course!! Whoooop whoooop!

I second that WHOOOOP WHOOOP!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

mao. I knew Mrs KFC would appear like Fabs answer to the Fairy Godmother!

Don't be giving him excuses - I wanna clean his mess up.

I hope I'm a modern day fairy godmother, Sexy and young! Not the traditional type.

Of course!! Whoooop whoooop!

I second that WHOOOOP WHOOOP!"

You both may have one wish each. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG...get off the poor lads case you lot!!

I perv...I mean looked at his pics and didn't even notice any mess, but on several more looks in the name of research, I see what you mean

Auntie Kink is on her way to Edinburgh to show the nice young man what goes where

I know, I know...I'm all heart. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG...get off the poor lads case you lot!!

I perv...I mean looked at his pics and didn't even notice any mess, but on several more looks in the name of research, I see what you mean

Auntie Kink is on her way to Edinburgh to show the nice young man what goes where

I know, I know...I'm all heart. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it

your more than welcome to come over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG...get off the poor lads case you lot!!

I perv...I mean looked at his pics and didn't even notice any mess, but on several more looks in the name of research, I see what you mean

Auntie Kink is on her way to Edinburgh to show the nice young man what goes where

I know, I know...I'm all heart. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it

your more than welcome to come over

*all flustered now*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG...get off the poor lads case you lot!!

I perv...I mean looked at his pics and didn't even notice any mess, but on several more looks in the name of research, I see what you mean

Auntie Kink is on her way to Edinburgh to show the nice young man what goes where

I know, I know...I'm all heart. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it

your more than welcome to come over

*all flustered now*

Well why dont you pm me I'm not allowed to message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleep dont listen to any of them there all liars. Nit one of them is sane. I however am quite sane and quiet. Welcome to Scotland welcome to the playground my freind enjoy lol

and you can shurrup an aw ya fud!!!

Steer clear of this one, especially on a Friday in Tesco!!!

"
love it when you talk dirty to me Wendy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleep dont listen to any of them there all liars. Nit one of them is sane. I however am quite sane and quiet. Welcome to Scotland welcome to the playground my freind enjoy lol

and you can shurrup an aw ya fud!!!

Steer clear of this one, especially on a Friday in Tesco!!!

oi that was a one time think. And any way she didn't turn up. Still waiting, you know who you are

Pmsl

Or weekends in morrisons in paisley too!! He normally prowls in his pirate costume around the veg aisle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to Edinburgh, I'm sure you will find a good few people willing to show you around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG...get off the poor lads case you lot!!

I perv...I mean looked at his pics and didn't even notice any mess, but on several more looks in the name of research, I see what you mean

Auntie Kink is on her way to Edinburgh to show the nice young man what goes where

I know, I know...I'm all heart. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it

Pmsl Aunty K. You really want to spend your birthday cleaning up? You get stuck in then gal. This old fairy will sit back with his glass slippers up & his Marigolds stuffed in his pinny.

mao.

(Hope you had a good BD anyway).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mao. I knew Mrs KFC would appear like Fabs answer to the Fairy Godmother!

Don't be giving him excuses - I wanna clean his mess up.

I hope I'm a modern day fairy godmother, Sexy and young! Not the traditional type.

Of course!! Whoooop whoooop!

I second that WHOOOOP WHOOOP!

You both may have one wish each. X"

Ooh lemme think... What should I wish for?

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