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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you do to above poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"snog"
buy some nytol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give him a shake

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fuck I think, but might run away afterwards!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Give him a lift to the job centre x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus are you sure you will be allowed to print this ok

First am gonna............ Then while still in same

Positions with my tounge I.,.......

Lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Shave his arse.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoa easy foe, if you do that I will have hairy hold ups

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Il shave it to look like stockings and straps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il shave it to look like stockings and straps "
hmmm I like a woman whos hands on

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Kick his arse and run away

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Kick his arse and run away "

Steal her crutches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kick his arse and run away

Steal her crutches "

take out for coffee

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Kick his arse and run away

Steal her crutches take out for coffee "

Teach his parrot rude words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

part legs n lick

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

squeeze that bottom - thats a damn lovely ass!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"squeeze that bottom - thats a damn lovely ass! "

Couldn't possibly say what I would like to do

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"squeeze that bottom - thats a damn lovely ass!

Couldn't possibly say what I would like to do "

Nope having a quick perv over your pictures, my reply could get pornographic... but i'd love my ****** on your **** and the ***** lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

skelp her bum

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"squeeze that bottom - thats a damn lovely ass!

Couldn't possibly say what I would like to do

Nope having a quick perv over your pictures, my reply could get pornographic... but i'd love my ****** on your **** and the ***** lol"

I would let you

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"skelp her bum "

me or fun couple? Its been a good while since i had a skelpit erse (but thats not to say no lol)

make her a nice cup of tea

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"squeeze that bottom - thats a damn lovely ass!

Couldn't possibly say what I would like to do

Nope having a quick perv over your pictures, my reply could get pornographic... but i'd love my ****** on your **** and the ***** lol

I would let you "

You foxy wee minx you! Why are al the lovely ladies so far away?

I'd buy a train ticket up here

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"squeeze that bottom - thats a damn lovely ass!

Couldn't possibly say what I would like to do

Nope having a quick perv over your pictures, my reply could get pornographic... but i'd love my ****** on your **** and the ***** lol

I would let you

You foxy wee minx you! Why are al the lovely ladies so far away?

I'd buy a train ticket up here "

Book a room for Mrs FC and Lady.....

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"squeeze that bottom - thats a damn lovely ass!

Couldn't possibly say what I would like to do

Nope having a quick perv over your pictures, my reply could get pornographic... but i'd love my ****** on your **** and the ***** lol

I would let you

You foxy wee minx you! Why are al the lovely ladies so far away?

I'd buy a train ticket up here

Book a room for Mrs FC and Lady....."

All the offers from single guys to use their spare bedrooms are flooding in.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"squeeze that bottom - thats a damn lovely ass!

Couldn't possibly say what I would like to do

Nope having a quick perv over your pictures, my reply could get pornographic... but i'd love my ****** on your **** and the ***** lol

I would let you

You foxy wee minx you! Why are al the lovely ladies so far away?

I'd buy a train ticket up here "

See you soon then

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"

Book a room for Mrs FC and Lady.....

All the offers from single guys to use their spare bedrooms are flooding in. "

Lol, definitely not a spectator sport

I'd make the most of the room... and then get the lovely lady a nice cold drink

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

Book a room for Mrs FC and Lady.....

All the offers from single guys to use their spare bedrooms are flooding in.

Lol, definitely not a spectator sport

I'd make the most of the room... and then get the lovely lady a nice cold drink "

aw feck it, was going to let you use my room and sell tickets... nice wee earner to be had there

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"

Book a room for Mrs FC and Lady.....

All the offers from single guys to use their spare bedrooms are flooding in.

Lol, definitely not a spectator sport

I'd make the most of the room... and then get the lovely lady a nice cold drink

aw feck it, was going to let you use my room and sell tickets... nice wee earner to be had there "

hehehe, work out a decent % share of said profits, and then go for it!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

80/20

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"80/20 "

Do I not get a cut?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"80/20

Do I not get a cut?

"

I'll share my cut with you, so reckon we should go 40/60 - the 60 to us as we're doing the hard work (heheheh, not that it would be hard at all but we can play on it for negotiating )

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"80/20

Do I not get a cut?

I'll share my cut with you, so reckon we should go 40/60 - the 60 to us as we're doing the hard work (heheheh, not that it would be hard at all but we can play on it for negotiating )"

Ok deal. Yes it will be a real chore but if we must.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


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Ok deal. Yes it will be a real chore but if we must. "

I like your thinking, and yes it will be a chore... but someone gotta do it and all that

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

piss off... My house, my rules, my bigger %... 85/15

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"piss off... My house, my rules, my bigger %... 85/15"

heheh its ok we got a room.

SO, I would thank the kind lady, but decline her offer of hospitality

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"piss off... My house, my rules, my bigger %... 85/15

heheh its ok we got a room.

SO, I would thank the kind lady, but decline her offer of hospitality"

Offer to collect the lady and take her down to Ayrshire on condition I can join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him till end of year to sort things out

Or suffer the consequences pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Give him till end of year to sort things out

Or suffer the consequences pmsl "

Make him be more outgoing!!!!! Yes ladies - pirate Steve for all his bravado is really a shy parrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take you for a pint and a game if pool Andy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him till end of year to sort things out

Or suffer the consequences pmsl

Make him be more outgoing!!!!! Yes ladies - pirate Steve for all his bravado is really a shy parrot "

brav wot would never buy a foreign car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch the footie with and head to a social x

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Watch the footie with and head to a social x"

I would ask him what a private firefighter is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch the footie with and head to a social x

I would ask him what a private firefighter is? "

Ha get that a lot, trained as a firefighter, fire fighting, height rescue, confined space etc but on a private site for a independent company

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Watch the footie with and head to a social x

I would ask him what a private firefighter is?

Ha get that a lot, trained as a firefighter, fire fighting, height rescue, confined space etc but on a private site for a independent company "

I need height rescued I'm too tall in my high heels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch the footie with and head to a social x

I would ask him what a private firefighter is?

Ha get that a lot, trained as a firefighter, fire fighting, height rescue, confined space etc but on a private site for a independent company

I need height rescued I'm too tall in my high heels. "

Let me get my rope and harness on them lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch the footie with and head to a social x

I would ask him what a private firefighter is?

Ha get that a lot, trained as a firefighter, fire fighting, height rescue, confined space etc but on a private site for a independent company

I need height rescued I'm too tall in my high heels. sounds like this turning into one of those S AND M. Gigs lol

Let me get my rope and harness on them lol x"

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Watch the footie with and head to a social x

I would ask him what a private firefighter is?

Ha get that a lot, trained as a firefighter, fire fighting, height rescue, confined space etc but on a private site for a independent company

I need height rescued I'm too tall in my high heels.

Let me get my rope and harness on them lol x"

Sounds like great fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch the footie with and head to a social x

I would ask him what a private firefighter is?

Ha get that a lot, trained as a firefighter, fire fighting, height rescue, confined space etc but on a private site for a independent company

I need height rescued I'm too tall in my high heels.

Let me get my rope and harness on them lol x

Sounds like great fun"

Shall I bring my uniform lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hose him down!!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Watch the footie with and head to a social x

I would ask him what a private firefighter is?

Ha get that a lot, trained as a firefighter, fire fighting, height rescue, confined space etc but on a private site for a independent company

I need height rescued I'm too tall in my high heels.

Let me get my rope and harness on them lol x

Sounds like great fun

Shall I bring my uniform lol"

Don't forget the mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch the footie with and head to a social x

I would ask him what a private firefighter is?

Ha get that a lot, trained as a firefighter, fire fighting, height rescue, confined space etc but on a private site for a independent company

I need height rescued I'm too tall in my high heels.

Let me get my rope and harness on them lol x

Sounds like great fun

Shall I bring my uniform lol

Don't forget the mask "

X il bring everything for you

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Send him to shop....

Im outta milk

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Tell her to get the kettle on, I'll bring the milk and biscuits

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

wendy i could go a nice cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask man above if he requires assistance lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ask man above if he requires assistance lol "

Feed his parrot

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

stare longingly at his nipples.... oh wait, already doing that

Steve is not shy, he makes quite a fine figure on the dance floor

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"stare longingly at his nipples.... oh wait, already doing that

Steve is not shy, he makes quite a fine figure on the dance floor "

Let her open my shirt

Steve is only good on the dance floor and pole but hopeless as a lap dancer

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"stare longingly at his nipples.... oh wait, already doing that

Steve is not shy, he makes quite a fine figure on the dance floor

Let her open my shirt

Steve is only good on the dance floor and pole but hopeless as a lap dancer "

I didnt see him lap dancing so i cannot comment. I do however fear for the safety of his "first mate" if he continues to wear jeans like the ones he wore that night

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

play with my own nipples while staring at his..(since i'm above me )

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"play with my own nipples while staring at his..(since i'm above me )"

Play with her nipples if she's gonna play with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stare longingly at his nipples.... oh wait, already doing that

Steve is not shy, he makes quite a fine figure on the dance floor

Let her open my shirt

Steve is only good on the dance floor and pole but hopeless as a lap dancer

I didnt see him lap dancing so i cannot comment. I do however fear for the safety of his "first mate" if he continues to wear jeans like the ones he wore that night "

oi wot was up with jeans

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

I merely think it's cruel of you to suffocate the first mate like that, not to mention the additional pain that could come from accidental crotch seam garrotting...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

On a different note, would you mind if I removed all your clothes picti?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"On a different note, would you mind if I removed all your clothes picti? "

I would have to run my fingers through his chest rug

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"On a different note, would you mind if I removed all your clothes picti? "

Not in the slightest, though I must say, mesmerising me with your nipples is a dirty tactic indeed. Why if I wasn't enjoying staring at them so much I would say there should be a law against it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a different note, would you mind if I removed all your clothes picti?

Not in the slightest, though I must say, mesmerising me with your nipples is a dirty tactic indeed. Why if I wasn't enjoying staring at them so much I would say there should be a law against it..... "

yeah am with Andy on this one think picti should get naked

Lol

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

But I am naked.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I am naked......... "

Again???

Have you got your wee flogger handy??

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

It's on my beside table within reach in case he tries to sleep hump me again...

Thinking I might actually surprise the neighbours and put some clothes on for a change......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I am naked......... "
mmm ok but I cant see just have too use my vivid imagination lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I am naked......... mmm ok but I cant see just have too use my vivid imagination lol"

I've got some pics from Friday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I am naked......... mmm ok but I cant see just have too use my vivid imagination lol

I've got some pics from Friday night "

now thats just cruel teasing me. Lol

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"But I am naked......... mmm ok but I cant see just have too use my vivid imagination lol

I've got some pics from Friday night now thats just cruel teasing me. Lol"

There is one pic in particular that i hope ends up on your profile..*giggles*

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

send me pics!! send me pics!! need blackmail material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I am naked......... mmm ok but I cant see just have too use my vivid imagination lol

I've got some pics from Friday night now thats just cruel teasing me. Lol

There is one pic in particular that i hope ends up on your profile..*giggles* "

Oh I'm pretty sure it'll find itself on there at some point this week

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